#I SWEAR THEY ARE ALIVE GUYS
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Me entering Project: Eden's Garden chapter 1
(Spoilers)
Me leaving Project: Eden's Garden chapter 1
"THEY ARE ALIVE I SWEAR" i scream as i get dragged into the white padded room
#IM SANE#chapter 1 ruined me#project: eden's garden#wolfgang akire#eva tsunaka#does it count as danganronpa#yknow what im counting it#fanganronpa#danganronpa#p:eg#project eden's garden#me after seeing two of my top 10 favorites get decimated#I SWEAR THEY ARE ALIVE GUYS
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alice wu gulliver appreciation post!!
#alice wu gulliver#agatha all along#protection witch#my baby#in love#🧡🖤🔥🎤🎸#alice come home#she’s alive guys i swear
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hhh thiming about biting (dbf) simon’s neck during missionary, digging your teeth into his skin so hard they leave an indent—
he pulls away with a snarled hiss, his cheeks flushed and his pupils blown wide, only to pause at the drunken look in your eyes.
“mouth getting too empty f’r y’r liking, love?” he croons.
and when you nod, mewling mid-tears, all simon does is chuckle, his gaze shifting into something so soft it makes you ache.
“alright, then,” he murmurs, nuzzling close, before tilting his head to the side, giving you room to slot yourself into him again.
every drag of your teeth and every puncture, every suckle—it makes simon hiss in pleasure, his breathy rasps reverberating from where his chest is pressed onto yours.
#oral fixation rambles part ??? i dont know guys im just unwell#dbf simon is back and alive and he wants you so bad i swear#simon ghost riley smut#simon ghost riley x reader#sun rambles
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im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick
#you guys are being FUCKING STUPUD#vote i actually swear to fucking god dont be THICK#“genocide joe” yeah i agree hes supporting a genocide thats a face#fact*#but hes three billion times better than trump in EVERY OTHER WAY???????#USE YOUR COMMON FUCKING SENSE#genuinely its not hard#“dont vote guys both parties are bad” ARE YOU STUUUUUUPID ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP#would you rather a) have rights + disagree with one policy or b) be imprisoned for basically just being alive + disagree with every policy#YOURE FUCKING STUPID#like im not gonna force you to vote for someone or to vote at all but Jesus fucking christ#mate do you want rights or not#do you want the ENTIRE PLANET to suffer because of something you think gives you moral superiority (hint: IT DOESNT)#fucking vote#blah blah!#not 75 stuff#smart posting wow#should i tag#you know what i fucking am because youre STUPID#i dont CARE if you disagree with some of their morals. i agree the ones that you dislike are TERRIBLE but dear fucking lord#idk how to tag wait#kamala harris#joe biden#idk man#just fucking vote#us politics#election 2024#us elections#american politics
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Oooooh the girls are problem solving (the ship is exploding in ten minutes)
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#star trek#star trek tos#tos#Spock#james t kirk#oops my bad guys seems I forgot for two years my b#uh oh did working a full time art job kill my inspo oopsieeee#anyway sorry this is the part where you find out I have Star Trek brain rot#sorry I’ve been lying to you but I’ve carefully concealed that I’m sick in the head about it#I’m finally coming clean 😔#I’ve been this way for years#s'chn t'gai spock#jim kirk#the original series#my art#I’m still alive I swear#star trek art#spirk
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damn where your dad at? ( ink sans owned by @/comyet & undertop gaster by @/stylincheetah )
w/ txt & doodles version:
inspired off this post:
#cw implied death#ink sans#undertop gaster#this is my first drawing of him#i swear ill draw him happy and alive next time#angst#inktale#utmv#i felt bad drawing this#lol#ut#ut aus#ink!sans#ink!tale#utmv fanart#hes alright guys#undertop#i just wanted an excuse to draw ink with rainbow tears#toffeesart#i need more angst of them
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JWCT trailer spoiler warning!
i am a firm believer of the “brooklynn is sydney” theory
there’s no way she’s dead. sydney has to be a cover up name. if shes a character at all. and bc sydney is an amputee it checks out that she might’ve been “found dead” (whoever is hunting her probably saw her bitten-off arm and said “ok shes dead”) but shes not y’alll i swear !!!
but anyway yeah i did not come up with this theory, a couple of cool people in a JWCC discord server came up with it and i accept it wholeheartedly
#jurassic world camp cretaceous#camp cretaceous#jwcc#jurassic world#jurassic world chaos theory#jwct#brooklynn jwcc#brooklynn is alive i swear guys!#chaos theory
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I'm currently rewatching Tales of Arcadia, and I'm at Trollhunters rn (cuz this show was legit my whole late childhood)
Draal is actually my pookie bear holy shitballs. like look at himmm I need to give him lil kisses :(
#cj being silly#tales of arcadia#trollhunters#trollhunters draal#draal the deadly#I'm gonna pretend that he's not dead#he's definitely alive and living a healthy happy life with me I swear guys#tales of arcadia is actually peak tho#please watch it it's very very good#also I love blinky and aaarrrgghh#cuz old men yaoi or something idk
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#whiterose#rwby#IM ALIVE GUYS I SWEAR#school has been killing me#anyway#WHITEROSEE#RUBY ROSE#WEISS SCHNEE#exams are coming up wish me luck!
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I literally gnaw at the iron bars of my enclosure over virgin!Bakugo.
He’s so mean when he’s embarrassed and this was definitely a sore subject for him. He just hadn’t realized it was something he should have been focusing on along with his peers until it was too late. Now everyone else is off working as pro heroes and fucking and dating and he’s… too embarrassed to tell you he’s never done it so he pushes you away instead. He says the meanest things, ignores your calls and texts, anything to get you off his back.
However, after a few dates (and despite his best efforts) he somehow finds himself splayed back on the couch in YOUR apartment. He’s not going to tell you this is the first time he’s kissed anyone and he’s praying to any god who will listen that you can’t tell… (you can).
He’s sloppy and messy and you can tell he’s trying too hard to be good at it but you don’t care. Instead, you press into the kiss, grinding your clothed core down against the rough tent building in his jeans.
“It’s… I gotta go… the fuck you think you’re doin?” He grunts, trying to hide the dizzied panicked look on his face when he nearly shoots his load right there. You just giggle and coo reassuring words in his ear and he’s too weak-willed to push you away anymore.
His hips begin to buck up into you as you increase the intensity of your swirling tongue around his and the weight you grind down on him with. His grunts turn into desperate whimpers and he looks up at you with pleading eyes when you pull away.
You don’t need him to tell you he’s a virgin to see it written all over his face right now. You’ve always known, honestly…
Katsuki nearly passes out when he feels your little hand pop open his jeans and slip under the waist band of his boxers, soft skin wrapping around his throbbing hard cock finally and you free it from the torturous fabric. His head falls back and a soft, choked moan escapes his lips as he bucks into your hand.
“P-please… oh fuck… please…” he whines and it’s so uncharacteristic for the Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight that your pussy flutters around nothing and your lids hang a little lower. You let out a silent sigh as you begin stroking his fat length, watching his face contort in pleasure. His head rolls back, eyes closed tight, brows knit together, and mouth open with upper lip curled up as he hisses. This was better than anything he’d ever imagined. He’s lost. He’s gone. No longer on this plain of existence.
So good, actually, that he nuts in mere minutes of your gentle teasing stroke. You were just building up anticipation. Nothing about this gentle stroke was supposed to get him off, and yet it does. It happens so fast neither of you are ready for it and he’s blushing a deep red as loud, lewd grunts and pants pour from his mouth and his cock spurts thick white ropes of cum up into the air then back onto his jeans and your pretty little hand. The sight alone is enough to make his big heavy balls twitch under your curled palm and he can’t stop now. He knows he should apologize for not giving you at least a little warning of his impending release but he’s too caught up in the way your eyes lock on the thick globs of cum. It stirs something primal in him and he speaks before he’s able to register what he’s saying.
“Look what you did to me, princess… gunna have to clean this mess up, yeah?” He whispers in a raspy, breathy voice from deep in his chest and the way your eyes snap up to meet his as you lower your mouth to his still hard cock tells him that’s exactly what you wanted.
Virgin!Bakugo is not a virgin after he meets you.
#the voices!#I swear to god I can’t get this man off my mind#I’m depraved#someone sedate me#I need to be put down or something#bakugo drabble#Bakugo smut#katsuki bakugo mha#katsuki#Bakugo#mha bakugou#mha smut#aged up bakugo#virgin bakugo#also I’m so happy our grumpy guy is alive omg
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this is insane i love all of u for reading my fics 😭
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hymn to virgil is such a fucking masterpiece of a song
andrew hozier-byrne you did it again you motherfucker
#also bless everyone in my inbox welcoming me back <3#I SWEAR i’m alive#i just have no redacted content for u guys i’m so sorry 😭#hozier#the hoziest#hymn to virgil#andrew hozier byrne#a#aster yaps
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This might sound weird, but I think the fact that we haven’t heard Colin in a while is for the better.
The reason we haven’t heard him is because he’s going out of his way to avoid whatever is going on with the .jmj error, meaning if we DO hear him it will most likely be because he can no longer avoid it. If he were dead we would’ve already known.
TLDR; Colin isn’t dead he’s just smart.
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#colin tmagp#colin becher#tmagp theory#this might make no sense because im garbage at wording things but its fine.#GUYS HES ALIVE I SWEAR HES JUST ACTIVELY AVOIDING ANYTHING THAT WE WOULD BE ABLE TO HEAR HIM ON GUUYS.
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happy birthday faroe🫶🫶 you've grown so big🥳
#she's so alive guys i swear#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#faroe lester#faroe malevolent#john doe malevolent#john doe
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When ur obsessed with a character who legit died in the first movie and was never seen again
#adam stanheight#saw#saw 2004#saw movies#adam faulkner stanheight#litsen guys#he’s alive I swear#Adam in saw 11 pls n Ty#🙏
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ITS NOT VIKTOVER
#me and my delusions scream in unison#he got name dropped he’s alive guys i swear#trust#please guys#i need to see jayvik go to couples court#arcane spoilers#arcane jayce#arcane league of legends#arcane viktor#arcane#viktor arcane#jayvik#jayvik divorce era#arcane season 2#arcane s2#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane s2 spoilers
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