turquoiseinvasion
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Is flossing actually better than brushing your teeth
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turquoiseinvasion ¡ 4 years ago
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“By February 2020, it will use as much electricity as the entire world does today.”
throw the whole thing AWAY   
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turquoiseinvasion ¡ 4 years ago
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This take is pissing me off so Im going to just rant about it to get it out of my system.
Elon Musk's SNL bits weren't unfunny because he's autistic, they were unfunny because he's an out of touch conservative billionaire with a cult of personality who panders to online nerd communities who are obsessed with 4chan, cryptocurrency, and saying slurs as often as possible. Every time this man says a single thing it's incredibly clear he has no idea what life is like for the average person and has been spoonfed by others his entire life. He didn't start tesla, he bought it. He's more of a detriment to SpaceX than a positive. He's rich because mommy and daddy being racists in apartheid South Africa. He owns a fucking diamond mine. He calls literal heroes pedophiles for daring to criticize his stupid plans thatd kill innocents. His companies violate almost every OSHA standard (and thats just the shit in the USA) and his space company rains dangerous shit all over American cities.
People don't hate Elon Musk because he's autistic. People hate Elon Musk because he's a Captain Planet villain.
And, trying to level that disgust towards him as disgust towards autistic people is so extremely ableist. Elon Musk getting made fun of for being terrible at comedy and being an unrelatable billionaire is not the same as autistic people getting made fun of for not being able to communicate ideas.
Fuck all the way off.
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turquoiseinvasion ¡ 4 years ago
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Anonymous said: hi there ^___^ I just got fatally stabbed four times n I’m about to die what should I do? Also I love your blog have a good day/night 😍😍😍
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turquoiseinvasion ¡ 4 years ago
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what terfs think happens when we agree with a post but then disagree upon realizing op is a terf: 
terf: -and thats why i think women should have spaces free from men 
normal person: i agree! 
terf: im a terf btw 
normal person: i no longer agree out of spite and will ignore you even though youre correct and i know it 
what actually happens: 
terf: -and thats why i think women should have spaces free from men
normal person: i agree!
terf: im a terf btw 
normal person: i now realize that when you said “men” you meant a certain subset of women, and changing the subject of a sentence changes its meaning. when you change “men” to “trans women” i no longer agree 
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if i see one more post from a terf acting all smug about people agreeing with their crypto shit im gonna scream. no, we arent drinking your kool-aid, youre just too much of a coward to say what you really mean 
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why did no one ever tell me the full title is The Most Excellent and Lamentable Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet
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mutuals do this
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turquoiseinvasion ¡ 4 years ago
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Hello Tumblypoos 😍
Here is the OFFICIAL list of 2021 Dashcon panels and activities (so far):
Love Wins: Destiel is Canon
Can You Knot? An Introduction to A/B/O
Activism and Kpop: How Fancams Fight Fascism
TWO BALL PITS IN THE SUPER HELL ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a 72-hour Hamilton sing-a-long all weekend!!!
Destiel’s Legacy: Johnlock, Stucky, and Hannigram Next?
Acting lessons with special guest Jensen Ackles (free)
British Men and Their Cheekbones
Why Kylo is Exactly Like Zuko
Big Time Socialists: Why BTS Supporting Black Lives Matter Was the Wokest Moment of 2020
Quarantine and Chill? How the Pandemic Has Affected Fanfiction
Parody Accounts: Tumblr, Trolling, and You
Trump is Just Like Umbridge: Activism For the Woke HP Generation
and a six hour John Green book signing (he said he would also sign printed out copies of the cock monologue for an extra $5)
Additionally, we have unfortunately decided to cancel the Tumblr Prom due to unforeseen circumstances (explanation here). We hope you’ll all still have fun anyway ❤️
Have ideas for more panels? Let us know!
Buy your 2021 Dashcon Badge HERE!!!!!!!!!!
*Masks will not be required anywhere besides the ball pit/Super Hell room.
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turquoiseinvasion ¡ 4 years ago
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“How do you tell people? How do you tell them that you’re exhausted even though you slept for 10 hours? How do you tell them that you need a break from talking and smiling and simply being near them? How do you tell them that although you love them, you so desperately need to be alone tonight?”
— Midnight thoughts (I’m burnt out)
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my roommates keep bullying my cat by calling his name repeatedly to get his attention and then going “bababooie” every time he looks at them
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Animals that have no teeth, thoughts?
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this is me and you right now
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turquoiseinvasion ¡ 4 years ago
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Guys, please.. I need help..
My friend @ihelpanyoneinneed is suicidal right now..
So..
We made a deal..
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Please.. I don’t want to loose them..
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turquoiseinvasion ¡ 4 years ago
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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
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I can’t believe 2021 is in 3 months
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