#I SPEAK ENGLISH

[frxncoquxtte]

un jour dans ma vie !

by frxncoquxtte

05:30- je me réveille

05:30 à 05:45- je me prépare. je me brosse les dents, me lave ma visage, et mets des vêtements d’exercice

05:45 à 06:10- je fais du yoga. faire du yoga m’aide détendre le matin. j’aime écouter la musique, aussi

06:10- je m’habille pour l’école

06:30- je cuisine et mange le petit déjeuner

06:50 à 07:25- j’écris sur mon journal, lis une livre, ou nettoie

07:30- je pars aller l’école. parfois je marche avec mes copines

08:30 à 16:30- l’école. comme une élève américaine, j’apprends le programme pour les français et les américains !!

16:45 à 17:30- j’étudie et fais mes devoirs dans la bibliothèque. parfois mes copines vient aussi

18:00- je rentre chez moi. je prend une douche et mange le dîner ma maman a préparé

19:00- je prépare quoi porter pour le prochain jour

19:15- je me brosse mes dents

19:20 à 20:00- je finis mes devoirs, écris dans mon journal intime, ou lis une livre

20:00-21:00- je passe du temps sur mon portable (pinterest, instagram, tumblr …)

21:30- je dors ! 💤

[terry-the-shark]

When USAmericans equate 'Native English Speaker' to '(US)American'

I'm sorry but it irks me so much

[prettybabybaby]

an old lady asked me if I speak English.

i should’ve spit in her coffee <3

[orwellsunderpants]

I think the usage of the word may have changed over time, here's what each of those items is to me:

A housecoat is something between a nightgown and a frumpy dress. It's usually worn by women (I associate these with older women) when they're at home. It's all one piece, closed in front, that you pull it over your head like a t-shirt. It often has a floral pattern on it, and may have some kind of decorative collar. Housecoats usually come to just below the knee.

A dressing gown is something that is worn by any gender, although to me it's mostly associated with men. It's not sewn closed the way a housecoat is; you put it on like a jacket, pull the front bits across your body, and then tie them with the belt that comes with it, like the item in the photo reblog above. Dressing gowns are usually made of satin or other silky materials. Dressing gowns go to mid-calf.

A bathrobe (which is the item in the photo reblog) is structured like a dressing gown, but it is made of terrycloth or other toweling material. It can either go to just below the knee or be a bit longer. I don't have a gendered association for this one.

(Please note that I'm not saying that only people of a certain gender can wear these items. Wear whatever tf you want. These are just associations from the way I was enculturated in a society that unfortunately genders tf out of pretty much everything.)

RB to see how others think-- also, what territory you're from and version of English you speak! (this is to settle a thing I am pondering)

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

I remember discussing Tintin casting choices with a friend from Germany and remarked how it was odd he often has an English accent in adaptations rather than a Belgian one, and my friend just replied "that's because Tintin gives incredibly strong English boy energy (derogatory)"

Here in the UK there's a lot of weird classism tied into accents. Today accent diversity and representation in broadcasting is actively pursued but in Tintin's time there certainly was a preferred accent to have.

imagine this exchange happens between pages 28-29 in The Crab with the Golden Claws

[artemis32]

Are you bilingual?

Yep.

I'm technically trilingual, but I've stopped practicing the third language, so I'm a bit (really) rusty.

[vimbry]

(*1995 and largely icon, personally.

the choice is meant to be what you say now.

couldn't decide on where to comfortably separate the age demographics in the end, so made the focus more on the split of which generations were born into mainstream internet use.

no "other" option, because that would skew the poll out of people choosing terms in other languages/swapping between all of above/indecision

did originally have a wider variety of options such as badge, userpic, e.g. but simplified it down to terms used the most currently by users on this website).

[trombonegoofus]

I used to only be able to make a more guttural sound with the back of my tongue, and I used that to fake it, but then I took voice lessons and sung a piece in Italian, so I had to learn a different way to do it. It wasn't super hard, actually! The word was "Morir" which means death (which was a being used as a euphemism for orgasm in this particular piece), and instead of saying "Mo-Rrrrear" I was told to say "Mo-ddrir", vibrating a hard D consonant with the tip of my tongue. Recommend trying it out if you think you can't roll your Rs!

[e-vasong]

I think that Daniel should get a little cat that he names something cute. like typo. and it should be the silliest dumbest creature in the world, and Armand should be so jealous of that cat that it still somehow makes him look stupid in comparison.

he's just like. you, feline companion to my beloved. most loathsome of creatures. i see through your foul ruse. my daniel may be taken in by your charms, but i will not be played for the fool. you seek to replace me in his esteems, and you may yet distract him for a time. but he will see the truth of you soon enough. your cruelty. batting him in the face with your dreadful claws while he is trying to rest. begging for your meals at the wicked hours of the morning and night! you will visit no more of these horrors upon him. know this, 'typo.' if you did not bring my daniel such joy i would see you removed from this home and cast out into street like a beggar. i suggest you watch your back.

[skellyjingles]

secret love songs

based on the bunnydoll music duo AU by brushteethjaxx on twitter

(KR translation under the cut)

[rainpunk07]

hear me out, danny speaking russian (dc x dp hc)

so i was just watching a video about space, right? allegedly, turns out if you (an american) wanna board the international space station you must speak russian fluently since the only way to get there is by a russian shuttle and pilot (nasa apparently ended their own shuttle program way back when??) (don’t quote me on this)

so picture danny learning russian at a relatively young age for the sole hope of going to space and such, and it coming out every once in a while when he’s mumbling or something like that (it’s basically second nature to him)

so danny ends up at gotham for whatever reason (demon twins, reveal gone wrong, idc, they’re all cool) and he wants to start anew, so he pretends to only speak russian?? ig?? it’d make for some funny/interesting BatFam interactions i suppose

i don’t know where i was going with this but i want to read prompts of danny speaking russian

[qerieq]

F1 10s drivers college AU

[sistertotheknowitall]

Jason: Thou looks and smells of an unwashed mutt of female persuasion and so does thy lover.

Steph: You’re a bitch and so’s your man.

Tim: …… Okay, but why’s he speaking like that?

[tea-cat-arts]

The childbearing pills haunt me and raise so many questions

[buppkizz]

tf2 karaoke! 🎤🎶

(here's a list of the referenced+a couple extra songs)

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.