#I RAN TO MY FRIENDS ABT THIS THO WHEN I FOUND OUT ABT IT I WAS SHOOOOOK

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I'm doin this.

@8thekat @toxicmask @midnightrey yalllllllll get pinged

So. I recently found out from looking through some of Killer!Sans' comic and just the Killer!Sans tag here in Tumblr for a specific Killer meme I didn't find it so wtv. BUT I found a different discovery about my fav skele.

Warning for discussion of blood, death/killing, and medical and psychological issues involving vampirism.

Killer drinks blood.

Ok? Ok. So at first I'm a little unnerved by this and I run to some friends I was trying to find a meme for specifically and that was when I made this discovery and booked it to them and they called Killer a vampire.

But I'm really curious as to what this condition is. So, I did some research. To discover that Killer has a mental issue called Vampirism. Yes, the name is derived from the fictional vampire.

Although, the people who do have vampirism aren't doing it on purpose like the fictional vampire. Those who do have it or seem to have it have been diagnosed with mental issues that correlate with it or have deep-rooted trauma but often times (not all the time) don't believe themselves to be a vampire cases in point. But have issues with figuring out what is reality and what isn't. (Sounds like a certain skeeeleeee)

Auto-Vampirism (consumption of own blood) stems from a younger childhood-age traumatic event relating to blood and mixing the blood with pleasure. This pleasure can be anything, physical or emotional. Either way, the mind mixes it up and becomes very confused, and it chooses to correlate that physical/emotional satisfaction with consuming a persons own body. Small things like this can be picking open scabs to even bigger things to cutting deep in locations where veins are to satisfy that need for their own blood.

What I think Killer has is General Vampirism (Consumption of A Different Organisms Blood)

This roughly stems from the same thing, though it correlates more with schizophrenia/necrophilia the only difference is patients with General Vampirism, they are having a current episode of schizophrenia and can't get a grasp on realty or in a case where it felt like they HAD to their mind completely turning against them and had to satisfy the need for blood by committing violence towards another being. This can be animals and people. General Vampirism is also developed around heavy trauma relating to blood, just not during childhood.

Do with that information with what you will. This is some real stuff that I research on legit medical site about a case study and general info.

How does this relate to Killer?

As I said at the very start, Killer is found to be drinking blood, from a mug in an ask. (I'll post the images at the end) He exhibits schizophrenia often to the point where he gets confused and has to do reality checks by touching people as a way for him to figure out that they aren't another of his hallucinations. I think he may have vampirism. I'm not too sure which one, because of the fact that we, as the viewer, don't know who's blood he's exactly drinking in the image. While it may be leaning towards General Vampirism, because there isn't really any childhood trauma that comes to Killer as what happens to him lore-wise he is still a Sans from a child up until Frisk falls down into the Underground. Killer having killed a lot of monsters with Chara (eventually killing her as well) has that traumatic events relating to blood, as the blood was likely used as a source of pleasure or something to seek as a goal because of the mass amount of killing and causing suffering towards those he hurt with/without her. Including the amount of time spent with Nightmare, he may have even allowed or forced Killer to do it because it adds to the whole emotionless killing machine persona that he wants to build for Killer to be the perfect tool for him and to prevent others to try and reach out to Killer but to fear ever being near him. Personally, that is terrifying. I wouldn't want to be near a skele notorious for mass-murder, fully capable of doing it without a blink of an eye socket!

Either that or Nightmare may just think it's repulsive and disgusting in general and would punish Killer for doing so. Who knows.

But that is my thoughts on why I think Killer has General Vampirism sorry if it's really angsty angst but I enjoyed writing this and I like learning abt the different medical and psychological stuff abt my fav characters.

Said images I was referencing

I'm not losing my mind abt this- that's BLOOD RIGHT THERE- he has stated that he DONT EAT AND CHOOSES TO COLLECT HIS VICTIMS BLOOD AND DUST- WHAT HE IS DRINKING IS BLOOD IM NOT CRAZY-

[norrisainz33]

the call pt4 || gr63 & platonic grid

☆ summary: y/n finishes out the season and gets some big news

☆ pairing: driver!reader x george russell

☆ fc & warnings: suggestive! you are responsible for the content you consume.

part 1 | part 2 | part 3

masterlist

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muppet4: now imma hold your hand when i say this…. none of us care how hungover you are. we need other details

drivergirly: well thats rude... don't even care about my wellbeing?

muppet4: don't put words in my mouth! i care i just care more about what happened with a certain british driver whos name rhymes with peorge mussell

drivergirly: call me 😔

yourbffpriv: oh! so you'll post this but not answer your whatsapp?

drivergirly: pls bestie this morning was a whirlwind! we left the hotel and essentially ran to the airport bc we have to be in qatar asap

yourbffpriv: blah blah blah call me now

sirlancelot: drinking isnt the only thing you did in vegas it seems

drivergirly: LANCE .. you right tho 🤭

sirlancelot: gross

sirlancelot: but it’s about time. you two have liked each other for too long

drivergirly: wait you knew he liked me?

sirlancelot: ………. not until recently

drivergirly: lance???????? what????

sirlancelot: he confronted me not long after i was caught coming out of your drivers room and went off all crazy and george like. he was going a mile a minute abt how he hopes i treat you right and that he hopes i actually like you for you bc ur so great and blah blah blah and i had to stop him and tell him you and i are just friends and that you may as well be my sister and then he got super embarrassed and told me he liked you

drivergirly: omg i can’t believe you didn’t tell me this ??? FAKE

sirlancelot: i promised him i wouldn’t and you know im a man of my word

drivergirly: ugh true

faxmewtrell: what happens in vegas doesnt stay in vegas y/n/n

drivergirly: clearly.... thanks for the reminder maxie!

kikakiks: i am offended that i found out through gossip pages and not from you?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?

drivergirly: im offended that the gossip pages got all those pictures that quickly BUT i was going to tell you at dinner tonight!!!

kikakikas: they’re shockingly quick! i’ll be on the edge of my seat till dinner

grussellsprout: hopefully the drinking is the only thing you regret about last night....

drivergirly: george i've wanted that to happen for years. i regret nothing

grussellsprout: i’m glad because i don’t either. in fact id love for it to happen more

drivergirly: me too

gaslyyyyyy: spill the tea NOW

drivergirly: ill spill over dinner in qatar tonight with you and kika dw

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ynuser: tough luck but at least i looked good doing it. on to abu dhabi!

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alpinef1team: we keep pushing 💪🏻

user2: if y’all don’t announce her as a driver for next season im gonna sue

user4: where is the announcement!!!

user5: hottest person on the grid hands down

georgerussell63: abu dhabi will be good to you 🙌🏻

ynuser: oh i hope so!

user62: 👀 we alll saw that f1gossip post

user12: turn 1 incident wasn’t your fault y/n/n

pierregasly: yassss marina here we come

ynuser: let’s go girls 👏🏻

user19: brutal race but i know you are so much better than that!

user22: we love you y/n/n!

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“thanks for meeting with us today, y/n.” your team principal said sitting back in his chair. the room was filled with your entire engineering team, your manager, and just about every alpine pr employee that they had. when oakes had called this meeting you knew it could be about one of two things - either how they were going to drop you before you could step foot in the car in abu dhabi or they had a contract for you to most likely be someone’s reserve driver and as much as you wanted to believe it was the later… you felt is was more likely you were getting dropped with nothing to fall back on.

“of course! happy to.” you forced out with a smile.

“relax y/n.” oakes said gently, “i’ve got some good news for you. we’ve decided we’d like you to race for us in 2025.” he handed your manager a stack of papers that you could only assume was the contract, “i trust you will review our offer in detail but we would really like to keep you around, y/n. we as a team think there is a lot of potential to fight for podiums and points with you as our second driver alongside pierre.”

“we’ll carefully review your offer and get back to you within the day.” your manager said calmly. though you already knew as long as there wasn’t anything insane in that contract that you’d be accepting everything they had to offer.

you left the alpine hospitality feeling invigorated and on top of the world, you whipped out your phone and texted the first person you wanted to share your joy with - george.

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f1gossip: based off these story posts from y/n (left) and george (right) … one might think the pair are on a date in abu dhabi. this comes after they sparked dating rumors following the vegas gp where celebrations seemed to take an intimate turn for the duo.

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user3: oh yeah this is a date

user4: sorry for the confusion guys she was actually on a date with me

user12: step aside george.. i got this 🫷😔🫸

user1: maybe they’re just good friends guys pls let’s not be weird

user3: user1 did you not see the video of them making out on the dance floor 😂

user1: well…….. no

user18: am i the only one who didn’t want her to end up w another driver

user2: yes

user4: uhhh yup

user19: i want both! oh wait sorry what was the question

user29: george! you have been promoted!

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ynuser: elated to announce that i’ll be driving for alpine in 2025! dreams continue to come true and i am forever grateful for these opportunities. looking forward to seeing you in australia 🩷🥹

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user1: my shayla!!!!!

lance_stroll: incredible news! looking forward to racing with you more 🤍

ynuser: looking forward to it as well. see you on the slopes soon my friend 🫶🏻

user3: best news eVER. made my entire day

pierregasly: here’s to an entire season full of late night snack runs, laughing so hard you pee your pants (again), play dates with simba, opportunities to steal my gf and many more points. je t'aime mon ami 🩷

ynuser: i’m crying no one look at me

yukitsunoda0511: replacing me pierre?

francisca.cgomes: i shed a tear im ngl

user4: the best friendship in all of sports. imma need alpine to not mess this up

landonorris: looking forward to more battles on track my muppet

ynuser: more battles on and off track like in padel

user24: it’s not lost on me how much every driver loves y/n

georgerussell63: forever proud to race alongside you gorgeous

ynuser: likewise

user63: GORGEOUS???? are yall clocking this??

user22: oh my god

user18: feeling very very parasocial about this

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george let out a boisterous laugh as the snow gently tapped against the window of your chalet. with your legs draped across his and his hand gently resting on your knee, you couldn’t help but smile. it had become a yearly tradition for you, george, lance, lando and max f to go skiing at the end of the season and this year, pierre and kika were joining. for the first time in a long time - everything just felt right.

"last time we were here i was still in f2," you recalled and that last time felt like a eternity ago even though it had only been 12 quick months.

"a lot has changed," george replied, tracing his finger around your knee causing a shiver to go up your spine.

"just about everything has. i mean i'm an f1 driver with a full blown seat and well... us.."

george smirked looking up at you, "us?"

you rolled your eyes, "yes. i mean we aren't exactly just friends anymore unless of course thats what you think we are."

"no y/n - i don't think we are just friends anymore." george grabbed your wrist and pulled you into his lap so you were straddling him. "in fact, i've been meaning to ask you something." he brushed a piece of your hair behind your ear and said, "do you want to make things official?"

your heart skipped a beat, "yes." and without another word, you kissed him.

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ynuser: winter break tradition lives on 🎿 🤍

p.s. pls don’t tell 8 year old me that she’s dating her biggest opp (that big headed diva in the last 2 slides)

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user2: oh my god

user1: big headed diva i’m screaming

landonorris: i can confirm 8 year old you did try to bribe me into bullying george off the track tho 9 year old you was asking me to ask him if he had a crush on you so……

lance_stroll: 10 year old y/n was asking me to ask george the same thing

maxfewtrell: i think 11 year old y/n was the one who paid me twenty quid to ask george out for her

alex_albon: don’t worry 17 year old george was asking me if i thought y/n liked him

lewishamilton: can confirm george from a couple months ago was also asking people if they thought y/n liked him

ynuser: i might have to block all of you

georgerussell63: whelp this is embarrassing

user33: i stood up and applauded in my living room

georgerussell63: my girl 🤩❤️

ynuser: my man 😘

alpinef1team: glad to see you enjoying break 🩷

iamrebeccad: pretty girl

user43: my roman empire

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a/n: it took me an eternity to finish this final part. i hope you all enjoy!! likes and reblogs appreciated as always 🤍

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[yonpote]

just dipping my toes back in the bear sweater shenanigans (x)

not getting anymore results for raiment.nyc sweaters on depop or mercari, the other ones were presumably sold but its also partly because...... theres now a brand called raiment FASHION based in nyc that sells completely different types of clothes! it seems to be generic or "vintage" style womens clothes of all sorts, cant tell if its a dropship deal or some sorta sketchy thing, idrc since it's not the brand that once ran raiment.nyc on instagram (i havent checked the raiment.nyc website again because i assume it still leads to phishing type scams and im not willing to test it out lol)

kori.world (from where i ordered my scam sweater) does still exist, still selling that like modern street fashion baggy sweaters and jeans type stuff, i just checked their instagram and the comments are all complaining abt orders not arriving lol. i think my order ended up taking a month? im not personally too fussy about delivery times so long as its nothing urgent, but then i had the plethora of other problems that came with the sweater regardless.

just for fun, heres a screenshot of weston koury wearing the all over CAT version of this sweater (idk anything about weston but i know a couple friends who like him lol) note that the cat one was sold in black and orange, which is what i got for the bear sweater, even tho the bear one meant to be black and yellow.

this was from 2020, which is when phil would have bought the sweater. i remember someone commenting on one of my posts that this koriworld did exist alongside raiment.nyc, which i guess tracks and honestly makes me think raiment.nyc may have also always been scammy dropshipping? tho from previous research, raiment.nyc sold those sweaters for $130 USD which doesnt necessarily mean that its legit just bc its priced higher, but idk! the comments on early ig posts seem favorable, but less so as the company or whomever had gone dark.

other things: phil's sweater from The Glue Incident video is also from raiment.nyc! this is probably easily findable on phanoutfits lmao but i figured it out from a third party shop review website that seemed to be connected to raiment at one point

this was just an excuse to post a screenshot of phil :3

i found the tan version of the bear sweater on another website that was just incomprehensible numbers and letters and everything was the exact same price and from all different brands so, 100% a scam probably not even a dropship

also just to double check everything, the first time raiment posted the bear sweater on ig was jan 2020 and the first time kori posted it was august 2020, just to like assure myself that yeah raiment was the original

anyway none of this research has gotten me anywhere closer to finding the actual bear sweater. honestly a part of me is tempted to reorder from the dropship site in a larger size and just see what i get? but like i dont have money to be throwing at forreal scammers like that and i dont wanna support that kinda business. i guess i'll just forever be sad about this unless one day it pops up on depop or another reseller site, but chances are slim. in the meantime....

[desire-mona]

dead poets society chars but i assign them random things ive seen happen on the internet / random videos or posts i remember (not based on anything it is genuinely at random):

neil - tony crynight's fnaf animation series which i dont entirely remember the plot of but i'll try to describe. so basically its fake mangle lore to say that mangle is the way they are (all broken and shit) because Mangle kissed Foxy and Chica got jealous so she took a Machete to Mangle to Mangled them. and then the gang tries to save mangle or whatever

todd - fluffle puff, someones pink fluffy mlp oc who was in lesbians with chrysalis (i think thats her name, i never watched mlp). mosy notably known for the animation to pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows. also the creator is a pedophile i think

charlie - sorrow tv and his entire existence. sorrow tv was a youtuber who made videos reading out reddit videos in silly voices. there was a whole posse of youtubers who did this, and he was the most popular just bc his voice acting was rly good. i still watch him every couple months even tho he hasnt posted since 2021.

cameron - does bruno mars is gay? i think about cameron man door hand hook car door every day, so i obviously need to point to my third favourite silly trying to be serious sentence. most ppl know this from game grumps but im not linking a game grumps video on here. rumour come out!

knox - venturiantale, the youtube channel usually consisting of 4? siblings playing gmod together usually. the channel itself was ran by this guy named jordan i think? and his siblings has their own channels. i knew them best for their fnaf gmod videos and their fanmail videos. turns out they were all very christian? and the whole family was abusive and way deep into said christianity if i remember correctly, one of the siblings who left first made a video on it. the venturiantale channel hasnt posted in like 2 yrs and the slow death was kinda sad to see bc he (jordan) blamed it all on The Algorithm.

meeks - that one nagito komaeda kinnie back in Whenever it was cutting off their finger to. i guess prove that they were a nagito kinnie frfr? if u dont know danganronpa lore then nagito gets his hand cut off and replaced with junko enoshima's hand because sheeeee got... executed? i wont lie i dont remember this part of the games story sorry. but essentially that one person was like I Gotta Do That........ anyway im jk the audio was faked and nothing actually happened + the person is fine LAWL

pitts - the key of awesome's parody of tiktok by kesha called glitter puke. theres no lore to this the key of awesome is / was ? a silly little song parody channel. this video was made in 2010 and it kinda shows in some moments but other than that it holds up. just checked and the key of awesome is Not still going, it ended 6 years ago and the last video was actually rly good and genuine

keating - onma island is buried a treasure chest. ok so basically mr beast made a video talking abt a private island and he buried. a treasure chest for a viewer to find. during the video he said "on my island is buried a treasure chest" but it sounded like "onma" which this one youtuber (pinely) found rly funny. it became an inside joke with his friends (one of whom got a tattoo) which then became a lowkey meme. mr beast even tweeted it so. good lord thats a lot of links sorry there isnt a know your meme page or anything

chris - i dont have any links for this one sorry, im just gonna tell the story and u have to believe me when i say i swear it happened (its very a believable fandom story im sure you will). so back when the genshin impact was still in its fairly early days (late 2020-early 2021) the phrase "hear me out" to refer to characters n stuff started becoming popular I THINK at the same time. so people in the genshin fandom were like hear me out with increasingly more heinous shit. started with characters, then npcs, then enemies, then bosses, then weapons, the stamina bar at one point, etc. a lot of these were jokes or straight up bait but back then (maybe now too - i havent been part of the genshin fandom for a LONG time) people took bait far more often than they didnt. so it became a "genshin fandom bad" gotcha to point out That One stamina bar post.

ginny - $300 junko enoshima wig! sorry for double dipping with danganronpa it was just the first fandom i actually started like. on purpose noting fandom happenings with + a lot of shit happens in that fandom. this one cosplayer who at the time was called snowthesaltqueen / badguyincorporated started selling pre-made (and styled) junko enoshima cosplay wigs for $300. which WOULD be fair (i think? idk how cosplay commissions work) if said wig was styled well or quality at all, but what was ACTUALLY provided was a rly basic wig base and few clips with no note or no nothing, and rly flat. like on purpose. like that was "the styling". also you may recognise this cosplayer for 1) getting in trouble when they did a cosplay photoshoot (danganronpa cosplay funnily enough) in a graveyard, posing ON a gravestone. 2) KILLING SOMEONE. they were screwing around with a firearm and fake pointing it at someone and then they accidentally shot them.

i could do this forever like actually. i have SO many internet stories in my brain its actually bad.

[choking-on-ice]

South Park College Headcanons

I lost power for most to the day today, so I sat at a coffee shop and just killed time writing down headcanons for every SP character I could think of.

there's alot of them, but hopefully somebody out there finds these fun

Butters

Gender fluid / non-conforming

Saved up enough to move into dorms away from their parents

Autistic and very gullible still

has learned to stand up for themself and their friends better

Got fed up in senior year and spiked Cartman's drink w/ laxatives and locked him outside at a house party

Ppl secretly fear them a lil after that

Kept their baby face and a bit of chub

Still plays for Stan's death metal band

has a strange relationship w/ Kyle (who's grappling w/ some denied queerness)

still an absolute sweetheart

drinks at parties and smokes w/ friends, even tho everyone assumes they dont

their parents still totally suck

Kenny

revolving door of jobs cuz he gets bored easily, but is always selling weed on the side

Ran into more drug problems through highschool after his troubles cheesing

Went to rehab with Tweek and Stan, got clean, and is closer to them than ever before now

Butters stood by him at the peak of his addiction and now he would (and probably has) jump in front of a bullet for him

Joined the robotics club in HS

Pursuing an engineering degree w/ an academic scholarship

Still works as Mysterion, just w/out the undies over his pants

thinks it's funny to cockblock his friends

is kind of a player, but not a dick abt it

flirts alot, thinks it's fun to flirt w/ Tweek and Butters bc they never grew immune to his BS like the others

the idea of one of them reciprocating any flirting is terrifying to him tho

cuz he has a massive inferiority complex and lives in denial that he has real romantic feelings for anyone

ultimate rizz

Stan

Still fronts his death metal band

hopeless romentic

Bonded w/ Tweek over their crappy home lives when Tweek starts delivering to Tegridy Farm

Grew closer w/ Kenny when he found out he was in the same rehab program as him and Tweek

stronk farmboy, also p tanned which juxtaposes his alt style

Opens up to smoking weed in college now that he's sober

emotionally intelligent

NOT emotionally communicative / available tho

bottles stuff up

only knows how to vent when drunk, then later thru music

Kyle

jaded w/ a chip on his shoulder

prone to knee jerk reactions

throws hands at the drop of a hat

usually throws the first punch

kept playing sports after hs - football in college and basketball recreationally

did debate w/ wendy in HS

still bffs with stan, even tho they dont have many shared hobbies anymore

Craig

autistic

rizzless

doesn't rlly need game tho cuz he's only had eyes for Tweek, and Tweek's a mess

monotone + flat expression intimidates some people

has rep of being an asshole, it's only half true

is considered rebellious, but he just sees it as doing what he wants to do not what other ppl want him to

slow to anger, has never thrown the first punch

grew up to be tall and broad like his father at his age

his dad pushed him into playing football, after HS he only plays bc his friends are on the team and doesn't care much about winning

likes old school indie music, underground shows, and obscure bands, isn't pretentious about it tho

when Kenny tells him about the Tweek's drugging Tweek (and the rest of town) he loses it and has to get talked down from strangling Mr Tweek

Tweek

autistic + adhd

loves deathmetal, hardstyle EDM, death rap, and hardcore music in gen

bonds w/ Stan in late HS as he makes deliveries for the coffee shop up to the farm

Kenny and him are acquainted since Kenny delivers ingerdients to the shop

loves fantasy - LoTR, D&D, etc.

Trans FtM (cuz i am and i project onto my faves lol)

Finds out from Craig and Kenny that his parents have been drugging him w/ meth in the coffee since he was a child

spirals after this and has trouble trusting people, questioning everything and everyone in his life

becomes rlly close w/ Kenny and Stan when they all attend rehab together

moves out before HS even ends, couch surfing for the summer until he can move into the dorms

sobering up lets him gain some weight and he begins to look less sickly

I have more on the other characters, but I have arthritis and typing this much killed my fingers already. Hope u enjoyed if u got this far

[neonstatic]

Ahh I can't sleep until I get this out of my system.

Sometimes I rly feel like I blew it. I have little desire for romance so I've never tried anything and don't feel like putting myself out there either. I'm almost certain I could live a very fulfilling life in total celibacy. I do fantasise abt romance tho, constantly, cus it's fun and it's free. But sometimes I'll find myself thinking abt the few opportunities that came my way... Most of it happened in the last five yrs. I've had a glow up of sorts: stopped hiding my body and started wearing clothes that actually fit me, found ways of expressing myself thru fashion, idk if my face changed or if I just realised that I'm cute actually? All those factors contributed to getting some attention and I'm not used to it and frankly, idk that I wanna do smth abt it. I've pretty much ran away from advances every time. And not bc I wasn't interested! Even when I could admit to myself that I did like this person in more than a strictly friendly way, I just came up w a bunch of reasons why it didn't matter and that it wouldn't work. And my feelings never felt that intense anyway. It's always, "Eh, I'll get over it." And then I did! For the most part.

But there's this girl... idk why she keeps crossing my mind. We met at a BIPOC sapphic event she organised and I already admired her for putting this together. She was beautiful and funny and smart, and I just found her so cool. And somehow, she thought much the same abt me! She said I was cute, she laughed at my jokes and she even found my awkwardness endearing. She didn't find me boring or off-putting, and knew how to keep the conversation going even when I went quiet. We definitely clicked. At the time, I didn't realise I was feeling romantically abt her. I didnt even know I was flirting. I was just familiar with the song and dance. (Turns out, my socialising looks a lot like flirting.) I was super caught off-guard when she asked me out on a date. I kinda felt like running off but I just smoothly rejected her and walked home w my friend.

"You don't even know me!" is what I wanted to say. What made her think I'm dating material? I don't see much when I look at myself and I realise it's bc I know myself way more and I'm my biggest critic, but even then... I wonder what ppl think when they look at me. What do they see? What do I make them feel?

At the event, I didn't mingle much w everyone else, was lowkey glued to my friend's side (who's way more extroverted) and I was just sipping a can and steadily getting tipsy... What tf did she see? And, will anyone else be able to see that again? I feel like she must've been real special to find me charming at my worst - i.e. me at a function. Absolutely rizzless, borderline pathetic. What if that was my one shot and I blew it? And when I meet God and whine abt being a loveless loser, He'll stare me down and say, "I sent you a baddie but you passed on her, stupid." What if I doomed myself bc I chickened out of a date w a pretty girl I definitely liked back in some ways? And how do I recover from the shame. It's been over two yrs, get over it, oh my gosh.

Bc truth is, if by some miracle, we reconnected and she asked me out again... I would not say yes. My ass is not ready for a relationship. I don't even feel like I'm made for it. I think I'm a good friend (but could always improve), an alright sibling, an alright child, an insignifiant cousin/grandchild/relative... I just feel fundamentally inadequate in relationships! Be it romantic or platonic or wtv. But where I agree that I do well as a friend, Idk that I'd be a worthwhile partner. Even tho romance is just friendship with extra parts. I could start kissing and sucking on a homie of my choosing and we'd be lovers, technically, no?

Do I not care abt romance that much or have I fooled myself into thinking so to spare my own feelings of inadequacy? Could be a mix of both. I want love and I want to experience it, but I don't care enough to look for it and I will run away from it. What a mess. What a fkg bummer.

Ah, maybe I rly did blow it. Or maybe I'm thinking too much.

Maybe I should sleep.

[phishenator]

Grimsley headcanons

Bc hes my fav

•Of the e4, youngest at 23

-25 in Alola, Bro aged horribly

•Bi yet no one wants him 💀 I’m subscribed to ftm Grims but vibe with cis & non-binary hc

-Specifically Biromantic, Demisexual

•Height hc, about 5’8” - 6’

-Cait and Marsh are both taller than him tho

•Born in Galar, Moved to Unova with his mom after the family riches lost incident

•Uncle to Piers and Marnie

-Marnie has Grims wrapped around her finger, not on purpose tho

-Actually the one who inspired Piers to become a musician

- Does anything he can to make sure the two have better family relations and life than he did

•He has some HEAVENLY vocals, doesn’t show it off much unless it's like karaoke night

-Actually knows how to play a good amount of instruments, all are classical instruments

○Bc lets be real are you really from a fictional rich family if you don't know at minimum a piano?

•In Alola for rehab on the gambling addiction coping mechanism

-Maybe even some (forced) PTO

○Look at those eye bags and white hair and tell me no one in the league forced him to use his vacation days

○They saw him without concealer and hair dye ONCE and sent him away 💀

-Alternatively he ran away to Alola and once the others locate and find him they’re all concerned for his mental health then he’s forced into therapy

•Found family Unova Elite four btw

-Maybe a bit of poly

•He surprisingly has the most amount of stored up vacation days

•Sleep schedule doesn’t exist, relies purely on cat naps throughout the day

•Likes cuddling more than his ‘Sly and mysterious semi-evil gambling man’ persona shows off

•Some of the worst vision known to man, Wears contacts

-The others all saw him wearing glasses once bc he ran out of contacts lenses and they all felt so betrayed

•Corvid instincts, Somewhere is a drawer filled with trinkets and shiny stuff

-Gifts them to friends

○Misc. Hc that Burgh with the trinkets uses them in art pieces

•If DnD did exist in their world he would secretly obsessed

-The rest of the e4 + Alder/Iris find out and make a campaign, Shauntal as DM

•Despite what the general public would believe, Grimsley can cook a damn good meal

-Never tends to cook unless the others beg him

•Secretly a huge fucking nerd

•ADHD and ykw prob autism

-Hyperfixates. Reason he’s a dark type trainer? He saw a dark-type once once as a kid and went “Yes.” So many drawings and hours of research.

-Fidgets a lot, fidget toys, shakiest leg known to man whenever he’s sitting, plays with his hair when stressed, plays with his coin between his fingers whenever he’s nervous, etc

○Yes the other e4 + Alder/Iris has had to physically stop him from pulling out his hair

-Sensory issues, hates washing dishes in particular (He’ll do them but he’ll be internally screaming)

-That ADHD paralysis kicks and kicks HARD, on those days his pokemon try to comfort him, if any of the other e4 see him like this they try to help him with tidying up, eating, etc.

-Has a lot of secret plushies and other soft things for comfort items

•Had to force himself into developing social skills, both due to his family issues and being considered the "weird kid" (kid w/ mental disorder, in this case) at school

-Both of which made him basically end up masking all his emotions with the more calm, quiet and confident Grims we know

•It's hard to get the actual truth from him. Paranoid abt how the people he’s close to knows when he’s lying. So instead toward those people he says the most unreasonable obvious lies possible

•So much hidden anxiety it’ll give a wimpod a stroke

I’ll stop here bc if I kept going this’ll be an hour read at minimum

Ik these are all pretty common hcs for Grimsley but uh im unoriginal ig idk

[steeltwigz]

has anyone seen marsh cry? (marshmallow cry lore)

I JUST rewatched the show and Marsh went through so much that I genuinely can't remember if we've ever seen her cry on screen before 😭😭😭 it feels like we must have but I'm rlly not sure 😭😭😭

I'm just gonna assume we Haven't. The thing is, Marsh is rlly open abt her emotions. She likes to talk abt things that bother her to her friends and solve the problems asap, I guess maybe barring the thing where she ran away w/o telling Paintbrush but that was kind of a complicated situation and she Was right that Paintbrush never rlly listened to her during the competition. That Being Said! I don't actually think she would cry often. She's tough and can Usually deal with things that upset her efficiently before they can become too overwhelming that she would start crying abt them.

I think probably in early season 1 Marsh would've had more situations that she didn't know how to handle and just in general she was a bit more helpless at the start, so she would've cried around Paintbrush more often. So they've seen it before (and hopefullyyyy act supportively). But since season 2 and living in the mansion, Marsh has matured a lot and become stronger and more able to defend herself so I don't think Apple or Bow have as many chances. I think there's good potential for one of them walking In on Marsh crying becuz I LOVEEEE those kinds of angst stories. If it Did happen that way, I think the reactions would be smth like. Apple freaks out, bursts into the room, and starts holding Marsh as tightly as possible until she feels better and promising to beat up whoever made Marsh upset, which is so startling and silly that it would always make Marsh feel a little better. Bow would phase through the wall awkwardly and try to ask Marsh what's wrong, and Marsh would get all surprised at being caught and then they'd talk it out. Dough would fly in, pretend like he's in the room for something else, and then once he had a read on the situation he would possess a pillow or blanket or bring snacks to give Marsh so she'll feel better. I don't think he'd snitch to Apple or Bow tho, I like to think he has some kind of awareness on Marsh's personality and can understand she would want her privacy to be respected.

I think actually they've seen Marsh cry once when she was super overwhelmingly happy tho, the first night she brought Apple back to the mansion and it finally sunk in that she was free from II and surrounded by the people she cares the most abt in the whole world. But they all spent that night sobbing and laughing and cuddling on the couch together, so it doesn't rlly count. Except Dough who was around but said the show of emotion was "an affront to the couch cushions" becuz of Bow's ghost mascara running and staining them so he left to watch spiders build webs in the basement. Apple and Bow have both tried to make Marsh so happy she starts crying again (becuz that night was also full of lots of cuddling and kissing and hugging and maybe sometimes girls just want to feel loved, okay?), but Marsh is a tough nut to crack AND she's smart so she can recognize what they're doing and use it to play jokes on them and annoy them. They have a whole secret corkboard that's covered in plans and ideas. Its not that secret cuz Marsh found it almost instantly and sometimes she'll add her Own ideas if she wants them to do something nice for her. Its a fun game, but now she's even More opposed to crying for any reason so that she can Win the game. The important thing abt Marshplebow is that they all love each other so so much, but they're also all competitive as FUCK and they love playing stupid little games and challenges with each other.

And actually I think MePad has seen Marsh cry too. In my headcanon lore, Bow possesses Apple by putting her soul in Apple's body and controlling it that way, meaning that when Bowpple left in episode 17, Bow didn't stay behind in the mansion (ig they were using phones to communicate or smth I didn't really bother w the logistics). After they explain the plan of Pulling the Plug on it all, Marsh decides she needs air and goes out on the porch to watch the ship where her gfs are. MePad follows her after a moment to offer his own kind of silent comfort and idk Paintbrush probably follows too, but they aren't important to the story rn. Marsh watches as the ship disappears in the sky, but the objects don't disappear instantly after that, it takes a few seconds for the effect to reach them. When it registers that the ship has disappeared and everyone is now perma-dead Marshmallow sniffles and gasps, unable to hold on to all the fear and sorrow of the episodes events and MePad, against his better judgement, probably just on reflex, turns to Marshmallow to try to comfort her. He watches as a single tear rolls down her cheek before she's gone and MePad is left alone on the mansion porch or like maybe on the ground beneath it, I kind of assumed the mansion would be a real building but maybe not. And now he gets to live with that memory forever ^_^ yayyyyy!!! I don't know if MePad has a favorite, but I always kind of assumed he cared abt Marshmallow and respected her more than he had for any of the other contestants. That's not saying MUCH becuz he very clearly cares abt them all, but I think Marshmallow is one of the most personal to him.

[cranberrv]

i think it’s finally time to fill u guys in on my roster LOL.. be prepared for blood sweat and tears

geography:

his name is geography cuz i met him in geo class for the first time! he looks like a skinny matt dillon w lighter hair, and he’s literally 6’1”. i used to like him sososooso much and when we sat together in a desk change i went feral!!!1! he’s sooo funny and i lowk miss when he was normal cuz he used to be so cute and awkward but now he’s so weird and immature ughhh. he asked me out last semester and i said no and i kinda regret it but idk i wanna like him so bad cuz i literally liked him FIRST but ig hes more like a friend. we argue a lot (teasingly) and its sooo obvious hes flirting with me and its so cute but i dont know.. maybe high school sweethearts maybe not (bye pov him to our future kid “ya ur mom liked me first then rejected me and then hated me and now likes me again and we r married and we had you”)

riverdale:

hehehehe hes so cute! he is blonde and goes to the school im transferring to and hes totes my type! (but then again my type is toxic red flags) we snap a lot and i quickadded him (whoops) but ive had my eye on his forever because his pfp on tiktok is so cute and we have mutual friends and i have been waiting for him to appear on my quickadd for forever! he wants me to move to the new school and thats sweet and he apologized for losing our 50 day streak :((( he was like “whoops mb” and i was like “abt what lmao” and he said “for losing our streak!” like awwwhhh u care! hes lowk depressed (i stalked his reposts) and he doesnt do super well in school but i can help him! hes my moms fave boy

mickey mouse:

i added him as a joke cuz hes only a couple years older than me and hes related to a celeb i like and i found his snap and he added me back and we’re snapping me full face and stuff. hes SO cute and i only just met him but he seems so sweet i stalked his insta

jeremiah:

dw thats not his actual name its an inside joke! anyway the way i describe this is gonna sound like true love but i swear its not hehehe <3 ive known him since gr6 and we instantly clicked on a canoe trip and got along sooo well, talking to him for the first time is a core memory. we were homeschooled together during the pandemic and we started liking each other and it was middle school so it was obvs so innocent and adorable! he got me flowers and chocolate for secret santa when we were 12 :(( i lost feelings but he liked me for a whole year after and i promised we would date in high school and now its high school and i broke my promise. i feel bad lowkkk.. but anyway i heard me might like me again! we have been kind of distant recently because he became one of the “cool kids” and i became one of the “popular girls” so ig we’ re in super similar and close circles but idk we never talk. i ran into him at the gas station and hes still so cute tho

person d:

thats who i left jeremiah for LMFAOO we met in gr7 and he was in gr8 and i was instantly head over heels, he has a big nose and dusty brown hair and brown eyes and hes so cute awww :(( we barely talked in middle school but then we added each other and started full on talking! he was soooo sweet but he had his days when he was kind of a jerk. we argued a lot and i think he thought it was teasing each other but it does get a bit tiring. we stopped talking for a bit but were kind of back again, its so off and on. when its good its so good.

[tothetoonandback]

PV post cause i have to learn to post what i want girl🙁. Hello tumblr omg!

Main sillies down yonder to be so fr… YES i’ve been silly abt one guy YES i can be silly abt his relationships (female friends). Colleen cruiser and ethan earle friendship my beloved y’all are crazy. Seen each pther at ur worst phases (7th grade and beyond)

Also in the read below i’m yapping just so ur aware girls

Just like talking abt my guys… first ref w Lawrence specifically! He’s so funny to me idc. Was sort of a sidekick/ally to Sierra’s mom, and his whole thing was just being rlly fast LMAO. Speedster if u will… he managed to run himself into the future and at some point during Sierra’s Bplt era ran himself back and just retired as soon as he found Paige, one of the last living ppl in his family besides ppl out of state. He’s living comfortably to say the least!!! Paige also is good friends w Leah and Sierra!

Ellie oohh… lovingly married to Cal and a proud choir teacher fr! Loves her students a ridiculous amnt! Her shtick is being able to control certain parts of ppl, which she’s still working towards LMAO, but she mainly sticks to vocal cords, eardrums and parts of the brain related to speech. She managed to let herself go crazy w her voice without hurting anything and has a craaazy range LMAAOO.

T.V. and Carmen…. Carmen specifically is a menace on her blog, which she purely posts abt the latest hero/villain news, including drama shit and general news happening. T.V. is her little sidekick and manages to get whatever info they need, though she has a very easy time doing it on her own. Cam also runs the yearbook club and does the same damn thing with her own school. T.V. is much more chill and aspires to be a big comic artist, very much taking inspo from ppl like the Blaukers :-)). They also have a secret dream of hosting some sort of television segment or show LOL.

The Blaukers… both retired from being comic artist/writers interchangeably but Chris is more seen from his art and Bobby’s more seen from his writing. They met from both starting comic series abt Carolina’s Bolt, and eventually started to make the series together, making probably the most memorable series of any real-time hero. They sort of got the trend of it going as well, but at some point retired due to realizing that it was a bit immoral to treat heroes that way LMAO. They’ve been lenient on speaking on the issue seeing how more modern heroes act but are still very invested in the comic industry, even if they aren’t directly in it. Definitely caught in what’s going on and know everything happening with everyone

Kyra and Sean yaaayy! Not much to say abt them, but Sean is Sierra’s step brother and the both of them have always had a big influence on both Sierra and Luka. Mostly Luka when he was still with the family!

Chief Frye is just funny i just like thinking abt her sometimes

CAL colleen beloved thing oh my god. Lovingly married to Ellie!!! Local artist as hell, has worked w abt every medium u can think of and has sold her work to plenty of art shows and fairs. Def knows her craft. Also a good ally for heroes and villains alike, tho mostly villains LMAO, because she can get her say abt just anything. She gets her shit together for a good price fr. Also a childhood friend to Ethan, they’re silly!:-) type to get picked the hell up by her large wife and her large friend

Also for the doodles: mayzie go crazy i need to post abt her more. And cal having tats just makes me soooo so crazy!

Girlcode w the pads i love sierra and e’s relationship, even pre-everything. They’re so

[justablah56]

gothweebcleats anon here with some headcanons

scary and linc are both dyslexic. scary likes poetry because it often takes time to parse and understand anyways and sometimes the lines are shorter and clearer

taylor ran track before he started using a cane. i’m thinking either sports injury OR chronic illness manifesting in his bones at 14. this is how he is so popular (either this or marching band 🤔 maybe track then he switched to band?)

normal noticed what was going on with These Three wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy before any of Them noticed. he tried to shout it from the rooftops but all three of them have demand avoidance so it just made the wait longer

linc does not track how much he works out. scary does. scary spots linc when he starts lifting and helps them learn strength training (i’m hashtag projecting here someone be the scary to my linc). linc starts strength training for 1. better soccer 2. Buff. taylor eventually joins bc ftm moment

hermie’s crush on scary DIED as soon as he saw her give a dead bug to taylor as a “courting” (idk what else to call it yk when ur in the “we know we like each other but i’m not gonna say it first” phase w ur frenemy) gift

thank u for letting me raid ur inbox i think of these fools more now and my life is better for it o7 i hope u have a wonderful day buddy

oh these are absolutely DELIGHTFUL thank you !!! okay but the funny thing is my friend cookies has mentioned to me their dyslexic Taylor hc so they're just all dyslexic now , thanks for coming to my Ted talk .

also im officially adopting Taylor in band right this moment I love that , he is some sort of brass player in my heart but idk enough abt brass instruments to have an actual opinion . could also see him in percussion tho . but hhnnhggg him being in track or smthin before and that's why he's popular ! so important to me !

okay and normal noticing and immediately being like hEY YOU LIKE EACH OTHER and immediately all of them NUH UH >:[ and then they take even longer to actually work their shit out bcs Someone Said It So Now We Won't . Fuck You .

them working out together !! and scary probably keeping track for both of them bcs both of them simply cannot keep track of anything while they're doing it sndndm

SCARY GIVING TAYLOR A DEAD BUG !!!!!! LITERALLY SO REAL !!!!! just very vividly imagined her coming up to him looking all grumpy and like she doesn't want to be there , not saying anything , and Taylor's just sitting there like what ? she holds out her hand so he holds out his and she just . drops a dead beetle into his hands before immediately turning around and storming off nsnsnsn Taylor absolutely found smthin to pin it up in and so he just has a single beetle with its own little frame on his wall . the frame is way too fucking big considering the size of the beetle .

my guy I am SO glad to have you talking about The Guys in my inbox , bcs I am now *also* thinking abt them more and it's lovely <33 hope you also have a good day anon !!!

[daz4i]

PLEASE elaborate i love hearing about people on tumblr being unhinged

ajskfkg ok ok take this with a small grain of salt bc there's always a real chance i made a mistake and the blog i think is theirs is actually someone else (tho, i found it through old dms, and unless I'm really misremembering stuff it's probably the same person. but yeah the chance is still there so keep that in mind, and that's also why I'm gonna make this post unrebloggable oof. don't want it to spread and accidentally hurt someone unrelated)

soooo we met on tumblr in 2018 through a common fandom and had a long-distance relationship that, as you can tell, didn't work out. i was still figuring out my aromanticism but really the main factor of why we also didn't stay friends after the whole thing, is they had a p big and sudden personality switch tbh. nothing bad but like it was weird to me and ig set off some alarms in my head to cut things off there

back then i was 19 and iirc they were 21 and in college

they presented themselves as a russian who moved to the us to escape their abusive father

they did post in russian sometimes (mostly in the tags of vent posts), very rarely, but they did. yet still some things didn't entirely add up

when we did voice chats they had an average american accent, which is definitely possible for someone who moved there from russia ofc, but considering how they moved to the us alone, that implied they did so as an adult, i'm p sure?? i can't remember if they mentioned having help with that but. yeah it was a bit odd, esp looking back

(also while i don't wanna doubt someone's tale of their abuse, esp in case I'm wrong, what they said abt how their dad abused them doesn't really work with "learned how to speak in perfect english with a perfect american accent". not gonna elaborate more than that)

another thing that didn't stand out back then was a conversation where they mentioned their grandma being jewish, to which i said that makes them at least partially jewish as well, and they really ran with it and put it on their blog and started mentioning it often, esp in relation to me and our relationship (bc yknow, I'm jewish). again, nothing too bad

but yeah we ended up cutting things off. fast forward 5 years i found old dms on one of my sideblogs and went "oh hey i wonder what they're up to"

and their bio says they're a native american + palestinian + 20 years old. which. um. as you can tell very much doesn't align with what i knew about them. no mentions of judaism no mentions of russia and a way younger age from what i knew. they only sent me one pic of them before and they looked very much white in it

so the real question is. did they lie to me about their age and backstory? are they lying now? both?? who knows!

(also i do gotta say. if i did indeed get the blogs wrong. there's only one other person i can remember who could be behind the blog i found now. and they claimed to be 16 when we met in 2016ish so things still don't add up lol)

and yeah that's it 🫡 I'm sorry if it's not a thrilling story but i hope you enjoyed it 🫡

[bigmack2go]

Okokok so we know how much i love Albert.

And spralbert

Okay so

While albert doesnt get poly, thats only because he doesn’t get why you SHOULD have to have only one partner IN THE FIRST PlACE (yk?)

He was angry at spot because spend so much time with him and so much less time with al. And race didn’t know how albert thought abt poly so he didn’t tell him (which was technically cheating but al didn’t rly care that much)

Idk they figured it out. Dont ask me. Just wanted to say that i love spralbert and wanted to include it.

Now to the real hcs

•his eyes are blue.

Hear me out• he is the Delancys cousin and step brother. They grew up together. Never liked eachother.

• their mothers were sisters. Mom died in housefire.

• ALBERT WAS A MOMMAS BOY AND I WILL KICK YOU ABOUT THIS

• his stepfather is all abusive and he gets all flinchy because of it

•he got the nickname „twitch“ because of this

•he never tells the others to stop or that its a sensitive topics bc je doesn’t want them to worry

• mostly lives in the lodging house for that exact reason

•his mother is the only reason he goes back there sometimes

• and also the only reason he still gives half his pay to the Delancys to give it to his stepdad every evening. He thinks she would have wanted it.

• this however, makes him overwork himself a l o t

•he moves a lot ik his sleep

•always somehow manages to not pay for his papers. If he doesn’t do it on purpose some weird nature force just plays into his hands. Something will always happen. Or he has a plan. This kid has payed aprox. 4 times in his whole time as a newsie, which he manages to use to make it seem like he doesn’t do it on purpose.

•he was chlidhood friends with tommy!!!!!

•tommy lived in the same building that he and his mother lived in parttime. When the house caught fire they were both there. Al‘s mom made sure they got out save. Other than them only two people survived. They ran as far away as they could and sleept on the street for say a week before they found a job as newsies.

•he worked there a good half year before the delancys cane around.

•they and their dad didn’t really care he was gone to much but the Delancys knew they could get more money out of it so the dragged him back with them.

• HE HAS THE BEST AND WEIRDEST PHRASES

• im sure you seen this before but i love it so hear me out. Albert is race‘s only voice of reason. Just kinda weird voice of reason

„Imma jump out the window“

-„ go downstairs“

„Do you think i could [insert super dangerous thing]

- „sure you could. Only once tho.“

„No worries, danger is my middle name“

-*pulling him back,not even looking at him* „your middle name is anthonio“

„Im bored“

-*proceeds to hand him an egg AND IT WORKS*

„This that, i hate thsi person. Their the dumbest person i ever heard of“

-„but you hearda them“

„[sonething] might be a bad idea but daddy didn’t raise no pussy“

-* pulling him back,not even looking at him* „your daddy didn’t raise you at all“

„Im not saying im a dumbass“

-„well the rest of us are“

You get the drill

(These definitely werent some random incorrect quotes i found)

•can and will flirt with everyone and everyTHING

• HIS HAIR GOES LIGHTER IN THE SUMMER

• hes the seamus. He always manages to make things explode

•he can sewww

•hes brazilian and canadian

•he hates tea but he always drinks it (for the aesthetic)

•He thinks doors are overrated and tends to enter through windows.

Um hello ggreetings looks nervous please tell me about your favorite newsies

Hihi!!!

All of my favorite newsies?

We’ll be here a while 😬

So lemme tell you about my favorite

Tiny red headed angery boy

Albert DaSilva

Isn’t really one for adopting the other newsies as siblings. His two older brothers are enough, tyvm

He’s very quick to anger, but that’s mostly cause he kind of had to be (again, two older brothers, both more mischievous and angry than he is)

Definitely good at stealing, not quite so good at getting away with it. He feels bad and gives it back if he doesn’t need it

He obviously really likes lamb, but he just likes food in general. Any time Henry or Tommy get to mess around Jacobi’s kitchen, he’s the taste tester for their creations. They’re an odd trio, but they have fun and are actually pretty good friends.

Hates. Short. Jokes. He knows he’s small why do you have to point it out? He could kick your butt either way.

Really likes exploring new places (including other boroughs) and has definitely gotten kicked out of Brooklyn at least six times

Kind of intimidates people into buying his papes

Doesn’t care that people only buy his papes bc he looks like he’ll soak em if they don’t

Finch is his best friend. (Race (and later Spot) is his ‘fella’) He and Finch have been through a lot together. He knows that Finch has his back, and that he’ll stand up for him and/or be a part of whatever whacky shenanigan he comes up with.

Speaking of Spralbert. Doesn’t really understand polyamory. Doesn’t get that you can have more than one partner, just kind of feels like Spot is trying to steal Racer

Has definitely kicked Spot’s butt.

It was only once, but he parades it around like he’s won a gold medal

‘JACK DIDJA HEAR?!’ ‘What?’ ‘I SOAKED SPOT CONLON TODAY’ ‘And you lived????’

Spot definitely went easy on him

I think that’s all I have off the top of my head while sleepy and sad bc I slept through a movie I was excited to see🥲

[houseofwolvess]

being mspec but also neurodivergent is fun bc like. so many people are So Attractive but no one ever wants to date me bc my particular flavor of neurodivergency is unlikable <3

[wannaeatramyeon]

Hii!! I was wondering if u could do a scenario where you win some sort of contest/fight against lookism characters and brag abt it to everyone only to find out they let u win on purpose when u see the them beating people even better than you ( its ok if u dont want to tho!!)

Thank you for the ask! And a chance for me to demonstrate my shitty ✨imagination✨

Oof I feel like I need some context to make this work. But first off, no chance they would let you win:

Zack: under strict orders from Mira and you're not worth a fight sorry. Unless... what illegal stuff have you been up to?! Maybe he SHOULD beat you up

Samuel: have you seen the size of his inferiority complex

Goo: you could probably give him all the money in the world and he would still beat your ass

Gun: lol

And then the scenario where they like/know you well enough/ have a reason to let you win THEN seeing them beat everyone up..

... and I don't want to actually beat any of these guys up 😔 so gotta go with J High, my number 1 cinnamon roll VASCO

(I might have twisted this ask a little. I don't do well with too much freedom. Everything WILL turn into a romance)

Vasco - the strongest Cinnamon Roll

Sometimes you can't believe this place is a high school

You can go weeks or months without seeing some of your friends, and then suddenly they pop up like nothing has happened

"Vasco!? Where have you been"

"Fighting some bad guys"

"... ok"

Seriously.. this idiot (affectionately)

And dont even get you started on the teachers

You're not really sure how you've been adopted as an honorary Burn Knuckle member

You used to hang out more with your own Comics + Animation dept. Since Logan Lee joined though, the vibe has changed for the worse

The Burn Knuckles looked a fearsome bunch, but the first time you heard "if we can't protect, we're not burn knuckles" you melted

And then there's Vasco who you've grown close with

Zack Lee might be right and this guy can be a fool, yet you can't help having a soft spot for him

You thought lunch break was lunch break

And you went to the Architect classroom to check out what the guys were doing

Maybe to grab some food with them

To find everyone in the middle of arm wrestling each other

of course that's what these gremlins would be doing during lunch

You sought out Vasco like you usually do, and surprisingly found him sitting alone in the corner

No one acknowledged him, too busy with their own matches

You had always heard about his strength...

But really, how strong could he be? Isn't he just a 17 year old guy?

He's always been pretty sweet and gentle with you...

Does no one want to fight their leader because he'll lose?

"Hey Vasco, you and me let's go"

You caught him off guard, and Jace who was wrestling nearby looked over in shock and promptly lost his match

"H-hey wait a minute!" Vasco was looking more panicked by the second "I don't want to hurt you"

"If you're scared you're going to lose, just say so"

You're not sure where this bravado came from but either way you trusted that he wouldn't harm you accidentally or otherwise

(This guy's phone background was a puppy for god sake, what harm could he actually do)

"If you're sure..."

You sat down on the other side of the desk, and clasped his hand

Vasco cheeks turned a light pink

"Hey come closer Euntae, this isn't fair. I can barely reach you"

He scooted closer and your knees were touching under the table

Vasco's whole face was turning a not-so-light pink

Jace was watching closely. He was pretty sure any closer - Vasco might have a heart attack

You leaned in close "ok after 3... 1, 2 -"

"AHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT" Vasco jumped up and ran out the room, with Jace chasing after him

Everyone turned towards you, wondering what the hell you did to their leader

"Hey, I technically won that!"

"He's too much of a coward to even face me"

"Shame Vasco's pretty weak, does this mean I'm the new head of Burn Knuckles?"

You KNOW you shouldn't be out clubbing, you were underaged after all

But you've seen and heard so much about it that you jumped at the opportunity of going

And honestly? Really not all it's cracked up to be

The music was too loud, floor too sticky

You nearly drained your bank account on 1 overpriced drink that didn't even taste good

This was meant to be Club Vivi - the best Seoul had to offer and the night was turning out to be a bust

"Hey! Look over there!"

You heard a commotion somewhere on the dancefloor, and got swept up by the crowd moving closer to watch what turned out to be a pretty brutal fight

"These idiots have 1 drop to drink and they think they're it" you thought when-

Hold on - isn't that?

Wait it is

VASCO!

Why are you topless Vasco?!

And holy shit beating the hell out of everyone

What the fuck HOW ARE YOU SO STRONG?

Did you just beat up that guy with a 60yr old face?!

Is that guy actually 60? Why you going around beating up old people

oh my god you knocked out this seCURITY GUY TOO!

I can't hear you - what was that about 500 won?!

Now that you think about it, you could never quite work out what happened that time with the arm wrestling

You were too smug about your technical win to follow up

Now after seeing Vasco take on at least half of the staff at Club Vivi, you were pretty sure he could have snapped your arm clean off if he really wanted to

But hey, it was nice to catch up outside the club. He even offered you some fishcakes in exchange for 500 won

I dunno how to end this lol

[corsair-princess-nenime]

/ low action session today. dm indeed allowed me to visit the knight outpost, thornwall. as i went up the hill, i ran into the master of the place, a grizzled lady, beck, who sort of got stationed in town as a well deserved retirement. we decided she had been the one who accepted me into the order, so we were familiar already.

I greeted her politely, it was good to see her, i asked her how she fared. she was well, despite mourning the loss of Ispen (the party was in town to attend his funeral / there are four others, three of them elves or half elves), and worrying over her missing knights, who had been sent out to investigate the concerns of some farmers. so she knew nothing abt the dragon people. i informed her i came upon our fellow knights - they had been slain on the road, waylaid by menacing lizard men. i had tried to fight them with my companions, but they had overpowered us and gotten away :(

it concerned her, but at least i brought back their knight tags (i got 5 gold for this). i learned my friend's family was based in a major city, so i asked to take his tag to them - i think ill make this my side story.

i dare say my friends have not found their side stories as well as i have (the others thought to meet the mayor? and the local rich asshole, tho little came of it). my bestie, minotaur guy, headed for ispens house, trying to search for clues of his death (by all accounts, he died peacefully in his sleep). he did run into a young man in his house, running about trying to find something. after much rolling, it was determined he would not reveal what he was there for, but he could be trusted, and was carrying out ispens final will - a surprise for us to be delivered after his funeral

we were all headed to the brass crab tavern, but i stopped by the market first. I bought two kender puppets and tried to "borrow" a potion (i rolled well but dm rolled a 20 (lol) but the person just gave it to me, for ispen.

we got drunk at the tavern (as per ispens will). here is when i had a suspicious that at least half the memebers of a dnd party will try to spend a good deal of their time being contrarians. two members decided they wanted to lie about getting drunk? tho one did get high at least (as ispen wouldve wanted). despite minotaur guy (an artificer?) being drunk, he fixed up the lil dancing crab sign or whatever. rolling once again proved to be the most resilient of the bunch ironically, but i did get drunk in the end. we all had to come up with a story abt ispen, acting drunk or high. i gave minotaur my minotaur puppet.

ispen got a viking funeral, the chosen party memebers failed to hit his boat with fire arrows, but everyone decided to use a fire spell on the boat anyway (lol) basically nuking it as i watched (the dm admitted this was his favorite part). we had the option to stay up (we tried to bother minotaur into staying up but it didn't work) and i tried to put on an adhd puppet show, tho the guy (monk?) that volunteered to do the show with me kept deciding to not engage with my puppet prompts in character (which was actually kind of annoying). i decided to go to sleep at the keep at that point, but apparently ispen had paid for rooms so i stayed (same with minotaur)

in the morning, that other guy decided he wanted to wake everyone early to pray. minotour guy lost his roll, so he actually had to go. I argued i was a disciplined squire, so i was up brushing my donkey, hero. i rolled for this, lost and was found with my donkey, but won the next roll and refused to go. i said 'i have duties to attend to. move on'

from here, we moved on to the surprise ispen left for us at the keep...

/ first dnd session ever, something called dragonlance. decided to play a kender fighter that is a knight of solmao.

anyway, me, a half-elf cleric, and a minotaur wizard guy got bodied by the dragon guys by the ambushed wagon but i was the only one that didn't die, and actually tanked like 3 dragon guys at the same time for a while, though my morningstar only ever got a good roll once lol