#I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ASHAMED

[pergerinerabbit]

ppft could you imagine like. being this absolute giga dummy who makes merchandise for a living but has a form of severe amnesia. and although you have created any number of intricate methods and systems to prevent you from not knowing what happened when and where, you somehow misplaced your sketchbook containing every single design youre supposed to produce in the next six to eight months?? like while you were cleaning, by the way. like you said 'ill absolutely remember where this is when i need it!" and then could not under any circumstance remeber? Can you imagine that kind of scenario? Can you imagine what kind of ultimate stupid loser that would have to be?? Well. Fortunately for me! I do not need to imagine.

[35253319]

PAUSE I THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS INNOCENT AND CUTE LIKE OP WAS SAYING KAVEH IS SO PERFECT HES LIKE A WAX FIGURE AND I WAS LIKE SLAY QUEEN HE SO IS AND I WAS FULL ON GONNA RB IT

[sophsun1]

to everyone being nasty and spiteful to people either in the tag or in inboxes i hope you step on lego's for the rest of your life. get fucked.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

thinking about when keating asks the purpose of language and neil says “to communicate” and keating goes “no! to woo women!” like?? did you expect neil perry of all people to guess/resonate with that?? you know just as well as i do that mf is a homosexual.

[hauntedwoman]

by the way if you abstained from voting in the election bc of the genocide in palestine everything that trump has done in the last month is just as much your fault as those who voted republican. but god forbid copmala be in office we really dodged a bullet with that one huh!!!!

[mjinji-is-lonlee1106]

Me: just casually scrolling around Instagram and coming across Jack's new post 📱

Also me: "Aww that's so cute." after seeing little Jack in Jack's ID Card.

Also me: Day ruined because of Franco's stupid fans spamming shit in Jack's post 😒🙄👺

Sighhh.... I don't blame him, but I wish Franco had normal fans instead of the second coming of Agustin Canapino's keyboard army.... 🥲

[realbeefman]

i know chase obviously wins the religious trauma competition but can we please talk about how foreman was not only raised by a deeply religious father, but was most likely raised BAPTIST. no wonder he’s so repressed. the baptist experience is like. you’re in church every sunday listening to a man scream about how love is something that should hurt. you believe in a good, loving god - but to believe, you have to accept that true love is painful. that to be a good person, you must suffer. to love is to endure it, to work mercilessly. you’re not worthy of the love of The Almighty, and you never will be, and that sense of unworthiness is fundamental to having faith. when you sin, you don’t just hurt Him, you hurt everyone around you. you make the world worse because you have dared commit the sin of existence — to be human is to be sinful. to be loved is to feel unworthy and pathetic and hopeless. like YEAH no wonder foreman self isolates and is emotionally closed off. he was taught from BIRTH that he is fundamentally unworthy of love, and that in accepting love, he is also accepting that he truly is worthless.

[platypusisnotonfire]

well.

I'm 30.

[marykk1990]

The former United States has officially joined the Axis of evil.

[pennyserenade]

everyone talks about how people being mean to them about their appearance in middle school or high school — or whatever time in their young adult lives — negatively influences the way they act when they’re hit on or develop crushes is so real, except the person who was mean to me was my mother so i’m fighting so many beasts at once and i’m so scared girls

[pollen]

i've been diving a lot deeper into adhd symptoms and comorbidities and misdiagnoses and whenever i tell my boyfriend something i learned that sounds like me he responds with something like

[eemcintyre]

"You have said that you were full of yourself in your earlier career. In what way?"

"In every way. I had ideas, I had insecurities about myself that I projected on the movie business. Just the sounds from my mouth. So absurd. Absurdly unrealistic. Apparently, I had an evil twin."

"Do you think that people found it difficult to work with you?"

"Yeah, what's the one past difficult? Impossible. Yeah, I'm kind of blacklisted. I haven't gotten a studio job in fifteen years."

"Is your goal to get back?"

"Yeah, I'd always watched movies and wondered what I'd be like in that part."

"If you get back, will you behave in another way?"

"Yes- in the way that gets me hired. I was a dumb actor. I complained quite a bit when I was younger. I didn't appreciate the business that afforded me the lifestyle that I very quickly enjoyed. Very quickly. I starred in my first movie. I was the lead in the first play I did professionally. And now that I don't have that privilege, I wish that I loved more. I want to be a better person. I try to figure that out every day, how to be more grateful."

-Excerpts from Val Kilmer's last interview before he lost his voice.

[wingsofhcpe]

I think atp i should just accept i have financial/economic trauma from the 2010s and stop feeling ashamed about how much I think about money.

[penisbilt]

the bittersweet but absolute flood of relief that comes from admitting defeat at living independently, to have to move back in with parents. we tried! we gave it our best shot for almost 3 years! but living like this (being on our own) is just not possible for us at this time of our lives. we've finally proved it to ourselves that we can't do it. it'll be okay to let ourselves rest now

[irritablepoe]

she said i was doing a good job there and it's "very pleasant to work with me" wowwwww professional recognition???? hell yeah. but she also told me to work this summary over, ah well.

[crystallizsch]

In response to ur post abt bunny outfits for scarabia... i have this one art thats been haunting me

https://mmm0rkgk.tumblr.com/post/710271705174638592/%E6%8F%8F%E3%81%84%E3%81%9F%E3%81%91%E3%81%A9%E6%94%BE%E7%BD%AE%E3%81%97%E3%81%A6%E3%81%9F%E7%B5%B5%E4%BE%9B%E9%A4%8A

ANON HI HELLO WHAT AHHH AFHLKDSFLDSK I'VE. SEEN THAT BEFORE.

SIR? JAMIL??????

SIRRRR???? SERVING????

IN THAT OUTFIT????

HRSKJFDKSFNADMSNFDJSL ??????

AGHHH I THINK THAT'S ALSO WHERE I GOT BUNNY OUTFIT IDEA FROM WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER IT AGAINNNN (you would THINK that me spawning that post i'd remember the fanarts i’ve seen of jamil in a similar outfit but i DIDNT - )

OUGHGDKJSFALD MY BRAIN IS TRYING ITS BEST TO ROTATE ALL THIS JAM CONTENT THERE IS SIMPLY NO MORE SPACE THE UFCKING LAUNDRY MACHINE IS FULL TO BURSTING --

HELP ME