#I AM ALIVE MOTHERFUCKERS
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i have been resurrected from the dead by the pure energy of absentmindedly scrolling through rendogs channel and being forcefully YANKED back into my hermitcraft phase by the sound of his voice
#hermitcraft#hermitcraft alignment charts#rendog#docm77#grian#geminitay#cubfan#etho#ethoslab#xisuma#xisumavoid#bdubs#bdoubleo100#keralis#goodtimeswithscar#i am literally boiling alive as i wite this#it’s so motherfucking hot in my room#but can’t belive my hermitcraft phase is back#i TOLD y’all i woild never abandon this account#i literally got diagnosed with autism did my gcses went to college and dropped out of college in between now and the last post#i now am taking a year off#unsure of what to do with my life#perhaps i’ll pursue tumblr full time xxx
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the fucking smile, he knows and he enjoys it.


( twt post )
#look at that smile there's no way he isn't the prettiest motherfucker alive#THE FACE GRAB?? i am unwell#i am on my knees#i am red i am flustered#i am so in love#they are adorable#sleep token#sleep token vessel#sleep token band#vessel sleep token#vessel#worshitposting#sleep token iii#sleep token iv#iii sleep token#ii sleep token#tmbte#sundowning#tpwbyt#happy pride 🌈
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Started watching The Untamed. I was expecting a BL and that's it, I had no idea it was gonna be Game of Thrones for the gays.
#absolutely wasn't expecting such harsh scenes and explorations about the cruelty of man during war times damn#wei is the coolest motherfucker alive he should have murdered so many more people#I say I started it but me and my roommate already got to ep 30 something in a little over a week#so uhh... what am I supposed to do after that#someone please hug wei and lan zhan I'm begging#I hope c*eng dies fuck this guy#not art#the untamed#mo dao zu shi
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Breaking the world record for most bones shattered in a single fall when I try to go down a flight of stairs I'm unfamiliar with
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Eeber page to help me get back into drawing
#Eeber#ocs#And there is scavengers reign if u squint. Thats what that fat thang in the top right is#Watch that show btw. Or else#Im not gonna survive withiut a season two. They cancelled that shit at max#Can you bekieve that#Now netflix is pickingntjem up#I need that season two bitch!!!!!!#Most ethereal soul shaking series#There’s human x robot yuri. Do you hear me#if i die from lack of beautifukl human x robot yuri. Its your fault and i will haunt your ass#Its so emotional and so powerful. The entire series not just the robot yuri#It all feels like the moment you wake up from a 3 hour nap. Where you dont even realize that youre alive#its ephemeral#Look at that word do you see thatDo you see how serious i am right now#Little Hands Holding An Artery Shut serious. Dont even try it#You wont see me coming at all#When i crawl into your ear late at night. Thats right motherfucker#Sleep tight
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I was watching hotd edits and reading atla fanfics and my brain just exploded
They are variants of each other, their suffering mirrors each other’s
Their awful marriages they were forced into
A royal or high standing family that has some connection to fire, a power or tool they lack
Their one eyed sons who were so kind as children and later grew to be harsh( zuko and todoroki both were able to learn to be kind again and to not lash out or shut down every time they’re upset, Aemond sadly did not learn that)
The absurd amount of blame they get for the way some of their children turned out ( yes they hold some blame, but I’m always hearing about what they did wrong and not hearing nearly enough about what the fathers did wrong, to me those men are primarily to blame; viserys targaryen, ozai and enji todoroki i wish all of you suffered more(ESPECIALLY ENDEAVOR HE DID NOT DESERVES TO JUST LIVE PEACEFULLY HE SHOULD HAVE DIED) Especially because they too were victims and were often doing the best they knew how to do for themselves and their kids even if it wasn’t enough or backfired massively (alicent)
Oh my tragic girllssss



#alicent hightower#my darling imperfect victim#i love these women#i will defend them till i die#especially#against men#i do want to be clear for hotd i am firmly team black but i understand and love alicent Hightower#ursa#i will love you forever girl#she wasn’t a bad mom#even to azula#and i stand by that#she just didn’t support the cruelty ozai was fostering in her daughter and azula viewed that as rejection or seeing her as a monster#I don’t blame azula for thinking that#but she is not a reliable narrator for what Ursa was thinking#she didn’t tolerate cruelty and both she a azula are victims#its neither of their faults#it’s ozais fault they motherfucker i hope it felt like his soul leaving is body whe his bending was taken#i wish he died a slow and agonizing death in the dungeon#i wish his body rotted while he was still alive and his eye fell out#like viserys#rei todoroki#she and ursa are very similar and failed in similar ways#her inability to look at some of her children because of the trauma enji put her through will forvever break my heart#you know what endeavor also should have gotten the vizzy t treatment#my hero academia#avatar the last airbender#house of the dragon#zuko#aemond targaryen
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In my room, there's me. And wherever I am, my cat is here. And wherever my cat is, my parents' cat is here. My parents' cat really wants to play with my cat, and my cat HATES her. I wish this were a metaphor I've worked on in therapy about having to heal your inner child, a two wolves situation, but it is NOT.

#story time#my cat#cats#animals#Send help they're both a pain in my ass#This counts as my announcement that I'm still alive and kicking#kicking as in kicking and screaming and violently thrashing#I quit my job early december and I am so so lost right now bros#Been taking a break and trying to get some breathing room#Debating whether I should change career or whatever#And I went to visit mah friends#It was nice and fun and the aftershock of having had a good time is still as brutal as ever#Also I picked up reading again ! Therapy works y'all#Unfortunately a lot of therapy is just ''Make an effort''#For some reason if *I* tell people to make an effort it's rude and I could never understand#BUT IF YOU PAY 60 BUCKS TO HEAR IT THEN IT'S FINE ???????? motherfucker.#Anyway I hope anyone seeing this is having a good one#Here's to 2025 and being Out There#You're doing amazing sweetie
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that last post I reblogged is so sweet but I'm always like "yeah but not for me" bc I can say all day long that people deserve affection and love and attention but like. at some point for me when Every Single Partner I've Ever Had either expresses that I'm too needy or just isn't at that same level of energy I'm like. surely there is a common factor here and it's not them 💀
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I was looking through some of my posts and came across this reblog on the kaz t8 main menu vid from the demo I posted
U rly got everything u asked for in t8 I swear GDJDJSKS

#ARE YOU KIDDING ME⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️#THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IM SCREAMINGGGGGGGGG#I AM THE LUCKIEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE#THANK YOU SO MUCH I NEEDED THAT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#TAGGING LATER#KAZOOYAH
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why am i so irrationally angry over something so fucking stupid and trivial
#litteraly i dog sat for two days and my father drank all of the ginger ale and im. so upset abt it.#like thats so fucking stupid. but all i wanted was fucking ginger ale.#and he just goes “im sowwy 🥺” like motherfucker you are 52 fucking years old. fucking act like it.#i fucking hate when my parents do the uwu baby speak. grow the FUCK up#this derailed slightly but. i am upset.#might have to [redacted] abt it. which is such a fucking overreaction. but ive had nothing but bad days for the last fucking week and#i am so fucking over it. im over being alive. im just fucking over it.#elwyn.posting
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@ that anon who was trying to sweet talk me in spanish into posting art: i just got a spanish booklet to learn basics. bet you didnt expect this
#im the funniest motherfucker alive#genuinely im laughing abt this. tell me you miss me in spanish ONE (1) time and ill start learning spanish#yo hablo espaniol. ola. me llamo kisaraslover. como estas#it kinda got dropped on my lap by gods hand tbh. a pretty good basics book for vacationing mostly#complete with prononciation and essentials like how am i supposed to not get one for me#not art#anyway yeah thats the update for this blog spcifically.#1 anon and im speaking fluent spanish in 3 years. catch me
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#brother i am convinced i was not built to be alive#i was supposed to die at 16 of appendicitis the way god intended#everything is so stressful and i have an anxiety disorder and high blood pressure and zero support from anyone in my life#just me and my shitty trembling body against the world#ive been shaking and my hearts been racing and my vision has been blurry all day#im the only motherfucker here who bothers to clean or do anything to improve our living situation#ive been battling this flea infestation alone for months now#trying to get everyone to play ball long enough to flea bomb the house today was life on insane mode i am convinced#i had to bribe everyone into leaving by 11am by handing over my bank card so they could buy snacks while i went to my dr appointment#of course all the cleaning pre-bombing was done by me#i asked my sister to tidy her room and she did not so like whatever. if the flea bomb dodnt work in there like what do i even do#she actually waited until id cleaned every other fucking room in the house and then made MORE mess in those rooms#i asked my mother to do 2 things#she did neither of course <3#im so tired and in pain#and im pretty sure we are still going to have fleas anyway#im just one disabled man#i cant keep house for 5 other grown adults#what do i even pay my parents housekeeping for anyway?#dogbunni diary log
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tbh i don't know how i ever followed or even respected the "they don't even like it for the plot" complaint because OH MY GOD why do you CARE STOP POLICING HOW OTHER PEOPLE LIKE THINGS AND JUST TALK ABOUT IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS THE WAY YOU WANT!!!!!!!? why do you even let them matter to you shut UPPPP
#gu6chan's musings#yes this is about THAT part of the nier fanbase#or just fucking drakenier fans in general like#now that i am no longer Ashamed Of Myself i can say fantranslation fucking SUCKED bc you'd always have some bitch in your ear going#'im so glad you care about the LORE; as opposed to the idiots who only want to GOON' like FUCK YOU they did nothing wrong but enjoy it in a#way you personally deem 'wrong' like this media is available to the public for a reason asshole; IG-NORE! THEM!#and the fact they said that to me like im somehow better for saying 'heres a book in english' and am not the horniest motherfucker alive....#like you know what i hope they goon to this too fuck you
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https://youtu.be/XsFmx10B298?si=W2u5ROOHchCew0B4 you I fucking guess
hkjHDSHGKJEHGJKEHKJGHEJKGHKJE HELP
#asks#THAT POOR FUCKING PLANT#that is me indeed i don't even know how my body manages to live#i say as i'm the skinniest and palest motherfucker alive#teachers always get concerned when they see my weight or pale skin#from elementary to now (high school)#if i were an actual sunflower i'd be dead where i am standing on god
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the core of being butch is being a dumbass, do you understand?
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my toxic trait is i love to scroll through terf blogs. like damn girl you live like this
#fascinating that these people really exist#its like going to the zoo i see someone unironically use TRA or TiM or something#and im like omg look they did the thing#for the record i am deeply making fun of them i think they are the stupidest motherfuckers alive
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