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ANTAGONIST FIDDLEFORD❗️⁉️❗️❗️💥💥💥 FUCK SHIT UP BABYGIRL, I BELIEVE WOMEN'S RIGHTS AND WRONGS <33
30 years ago, during Ford and Bill's fallout; instead of threatening to steal Ford's eyeballs, Bill just goes ahead and steals Fiddleford's! Which then further leads to Fiddleford parting ways with Ford as his research assistant.
In my perfect world, where my AU is a 40-episode fully animated show; this episode would reveal the seemingly unsuspecting Old Man Mcgucket as the leader of a powerful secret cult of memory erasure. Mcgucket, believing Ford to still be under the influence of "the demon that stares," kidnaps him and attempts to "exorcise"/erase the so-called demon out of Ford's brain.
However, with the metal plate bolted into Ford's skull not only keeping out demons such as Bill, but also keeping them in; Bill is forced to instead take over Ford's body with nowhere else to go. Together with the twins who've come to rescue their Grunkle Ford, they frantically run from a hoard of cultists and their terrifying leader.
The twins discover that their Grunkle Ford's past goes much deeper than they had originally anticipated, and that their Uncle Bill isn't who they think he is....
#my art#gravity falls#gravity falls au#HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#ford pines#stanford pines#grunkle ford#dipper pines#mabel pines#gravity falls fanart#gee Stanford- how come you get to have TWO murderous bitter exes??#Fiddleford going through his villain arc and I am ALL for it <3#i love making unsettling men#you KNOW Ford and Bill have such a big argument later about the possession#I completely improvised the perspective in that first frame and the entire comic so my apologies if it looks like wack#POV you are the twins and you discover that your Uncle was lowkey a piece of shit back in the days- what do you do#the Bill redemption arc is still there somewhere in the plot but it's one that sucks for everyone involved and is SLOW#YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK FOR THAT TRUST MISTER
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tag yourself: intrepid heroes' alter emos as ppl who went to my public high school
#i'm sorry but also i couldn't not frfr#also this is NOT a reflection upon any of the real people in this show#i am most like emy lee and i am ashamed of it#literally i would be 15 minutes late to school every day then do my makeup#but the quote real? unquote emy lee was cooler than me#fhjy#d20 fhjy#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy shitpost#intrepid heroes#d20#fh#also murph's alter emo looks so much like one of my shit exes#sorry murph you don’t deserve how savage yours is#tbh the references are soooo early 2010s but i am proud of some of them#and if no one gets any of them all of the skin will wither from my bones#tag urself
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pick your battles
#my art#my stuff#art#comic#original art#pride 2024#pride month#trans allegory..... or not even allegory. just trans .... ^_^#i technically cannot come out yet but i don't think the people who i need to not see this stalk my tumblr#i know they stalk everything else like my twitter and my instagram but this might be safe#so fuck it we yap. this is a comic about picking your battles#this is a comic about how for almost a year now everyone at home in singapore has been crying about my sore throat#my terrible fucked up voice. my you know. etc#i came out as not cis and using they/them pronouns in 2015 when i was 14#but no one ever used my pronouns. none of my classmates or friends even up until i left for college in 2020#from 2020 onwards every year i wrote an angry vulnreable essay about how much it hurts that they dont remember#and people would dm me apologizing on their hands and knees and commending my bravery#and then forget about it all over again. id ont mean 'they misgender me and then catch it and apologize and correct themselves'#i mean they dont even get that far#and so you might ask yourself: why have you kept them around all this time?#and i would have to explain that by pure bad luck i grew up in the most conservative close minded community#that all of my ex classmates that stayed in singapore are cishet and upper middle class and chinese singaporean#that i Am the trans person. that they were able to ignore me for a decade partially because there was no one else#so this is a comic about how there is dignity and grace in staying in the closet sometimes#about how not everyone deserves to see you at your happiest. about how some people can go fuck themselves#you know your truth and THATS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS!!! YEAH!!! i love you
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A visual representation of what Suzy Greene experienced with that sending from Jester
#imagine getting woken up at the ass crack of dawn with an insane voice in your head telling you about your ex#how do you ever recover from that 😂#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#jester lavorre#the mighty nein#nein hells#suzy greene#braius doomseed#bells hells#bell's hells#cr spoilers#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme#cr3#cr c3
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I think its so awesome how everyone has completely different ideas of what is obviously right and wrong
#this girl on reddit was like today i fucked up by sleeping with my coworker the day i broke up with my ex for the 4th time#and i know its wrong and now we can never get back together#ok girl...#hows it wrong to sleep with someone when youre single
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#like do you even understand????#they're divorced they're married they're longterm partners they've been exes for almost a decade#they're each other's first love they're each other's first heartbreak they're each other's second love#they're each other's shared responsibility they're parents they're each other's resentment and grief#they hate each other for the way they react to things#they hate each other for their personalities#there's been ust between them for at least 15 years#and like yeah!!! they did love geto and yu!!! but they're dead now and they both have to live with the ghosts#and honestly!!! if you think that nanami would ever let himself be used as a stand in or a rebound for geto#you're outta your fuckin mind#and if you think that nanami could ever use gojo as replacement for yu you're insane#and vice versa. like there's just so much there and i hate that it gets reduced to like them being rebounds#it's about the push-pull dynamic and how afraid they are that one day gojo will stop pulling and nanami will stop pushing#anyway a lot of the meme is hyperbole obv#nanami kento#gojo satoru#nanago#gonana#jjk
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Has Pearl Really Betrayed Gem?
Inspired by (this) recent transcript of Pearl talking about siding with Scar in SL and not believing she betrayed Gem at all.
It's interesting how Pearl always saw Murder Camel as a fun but temporary thing -- it was never a real alliance to her -- while EVERYONE ELSE clearly thought it meant something more. We're talking the Mounders discussing moving in with Gem & the Scotts level serious. Gem /definitely/ thought it was something more. Even in WL Scott was like "and you were like three steps away from betraying us and being your own thing with Pearl" (also him stressing that "no matter your other alliances, THIS is the top one" in SL). There's definitely something unequal here. And why is that?
Gem murdered Pearl. Like, twice. The second time while Pearl was actively BEGGING her to stop. For that red task to hit until she blocked with a shield.
So of course Pearl didn't see it as a real alliance. Both times she joined Gem were after Gem killed her! And to the other players who are veterans and used to self-sacrifice and murder, it's not that big a deal. But Pearl very rarely sacrifices herself -- off the top of my head she's only given lives to BigB back in Limited, which was much lower-stakes -- and definitely not by force. Pearl never really chose to ally with her. Working with Gem in the final session was almost entirely tactical: it was just a bonus that they got along.
And Gem? Gem doesn't notice. As far as she knows, sacrifice is not only normal but expected of a strong alliance. Thanks to Scott's immense self-sacrifice issues and Impulse's "yes and" tactical mind, she's literally responsible for two deaths apiece on her allies. Why wouldn't she lump Pearl in with that, who she's also taken two lives from? (Whew, does Gem murder a lot of people. love her). When she'd turned Pearl red, Pearl was angry and hurt, but Gem apologized. "I can't believe you still wanna be friends with me after this." Gem had said, and Pearl replied, "I can't believe it either. But I guess here we are."
That's why it's such a betrayal at the end. Gem thought they were okay. Scar's been public enemy #1 for so long, Pearl literally chose him as her target when she turned zombie. Meanwhile, Gem and Pearl have been working together for the past 2-3 sessions (plus or minus a couple times Gem murdered her). Pearl should've turned on Scar.
And that leads us to now. Gem, who was betrayed because she thought she was safe and Pearl was cool with it and was her ally. When the server thought they were so close they would team up together. When really, Pearl had never thought the same, because why should she? Gem had only ever hurt her and her allies. No, Pearl's only crime was not communicating clearly enough and denouncing Gem entirely. But against the whole server, the fandom's gaze too, all insisting Gem and her were in Life, for Life?
5 AM Pearl has a lot to work with.
Thank you so much for reading! I, too, fell into the trap and accused them both of betrayal. But I was blinded by wanting Shinyduo to stay together! I should never doubt you, Pearlescentmoon. Never let us sway you from your path.
#if gem has ANOTHER teammate voluntarily sacrifice a life to her this season i will lose my mind#nearly used “left at the altar” as an allegory here. can you imagine#pearl gets blamed for everything by her exes when actually everyone's at fault. fork found in kitchen#how is she civil with any of them after this. scott “im gonna keep GGGG together out of spite” major most of all#more like scott “number 1 shinyduo fan” major. he wants them to team up as much as the rest of us#trafficblr#life series#pearlescentmoon#geminitay#shiny duo#this was gonna be a reply to the transcript but it got too long#ily slime if youre reading this
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likelihood jean and harry can work it out: 3%
likelihood jean and harry can work it out if cuno is around: 27%
#kartarambles#not maintagging this lol#anyways i think abt how patient jean was with cuno CONSTANTLY#every time i reread that dialogue i can’t help but wonder if jean is an older sibling#pov you and your ex have to get along bc there is a kid around and he needs you both and also you need and care about him!#i do still think cuno would like kim more than jean sorry jean it’s just that kim is crazier than you#jeanharry#i guess kinda
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I once again dreamt about the oplita sparkling but these time is was lowkey angsty because megatron had kidnapped her to get to optimus and elita but he took one look at her in the kidnap cage thingy and basically went "that's my niece" and couldn't do anything but play tea party with her
#bear in mind she'd be like. 5 in human years#actually interest check would any one like to see more of oplita sparkling/glaux?#ha jokes on you im making more and shoving it down your throat anyway#The thing is she wasn't even scared she was actively talking to him MOSTLY ABOUT OPTIMUS AND HOW SAD HE GETS ABOUT MEGS#and was just like “😐😠🙄” but secretly “🫠🥲😕”#OH MY GOD I LOVE GLAUX THAT'S MY BABY LIKE ACTUALLY!!!#dreams are fucking insane like do I think tfone megs would actually be that sweet to his ex's sparkling? maybe idk I could see it#especially because glaux is shaping up to be like orion and if orion doesn't/can't talk to megatron. maybe his child can 😭#transformers#tf one elita#transformers one#tf one#optimus prime#tf one megatron#oplita#fan child#transformers oc#elita one#elita 1#orion pax#d 16#megatron#tf glaux
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I found this scene in particular so odd and out of place in the new episode. Apart from the fact that Stolas has no right to be angry at Blitz for "not saving him" when Striker kidnapped him nor to be upset that he didn't tell him about Striker's attempt at shooting him. In Loo Loo Land he's perfectly capable of defending himself (even when he hired Blitz for protection!), why is he complaining that an imp, the lowest class on the hierarchy isn't protecting one of the highest?
In that scene Stolas accuses Blitz of not understanding "how much he cared about him", but has he forgotten that he was the one who couldn't stand up not to Asmodeous nor to the accusations of him "sleeping with an imp"?
This reaction shows the actual opposite of what he's telling Blitz he did.
I read that Stolas is supposedly also not aware of ~things~ but why is the narrative conveniently forgetting about his faults as well?
Onto the "apology tour" subject: I fail to understand why Blitz owes Stolas an apology. The only time he was shitty to him was actually in Ozzie's when he asked him on a (fake) date without telling him all the story. But they didn't talk about that not during that episode neither during Apology Tour. Is it because doing this would have forced the narrative to acknowledge that also Stolas was at fault during that episode?
All the other times they interacted (on and off screen, their chats don't really mean anything since it seems that's the way Blitz writes in general), Blitz was being good to him (not that he had any other choice, due to their society ranks and their deal).
To me, this looks like bad writing. But if someone has a different take, I'm happy to hear their interpretation.
#helluva boss critical#helluva boss criticism#anti stolitz#stolitz critical#vivziepop critical#my first post on this critical tag...... wow..... i guess i can't escape my destiny#but since i liked the series during s1 i hope to get proved wrong actually????#i read a post about apology tour on my feed from a person i know saying omg stolas is so meee#and im like omg i do not want to interact with this person never again stolas was kind of toxic and manipulative in that ep#his words reminded me of what my ex used to tell me#can't you see how much i show you that i love you????#then proceded not to even send a small message of congratulations when i majored in my study course#he said that congratulating me would have made him “deeply uncomfortable” because he didn't major yet#when stolas said “youre making me uncomfortable” i was like wow i am triggered lmao
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Larry's random conversarion lines 🍙
Pokémon Masters EX spoilers ahead!
Random conversation 1:
Ever since I met a certain individual, I now find myself gazing up at the sky every once in a while. There's scenery you'll never even notice if you stick to flat, well-trodden paths. Just something I've observed. I don't dislike the vast, clear sky... But I don't think I can reach it. It's nice to know that there's something like that out there, though.
Random conversation 2:
Pasio seems to have many good restaurants. Ah, I'm not asking for specific recommendations, though... I actually enjoy walking around and looking for a place I might like. That's part of the experience. I seek the exceptional only when it comes to food. Pasio has a variety of cuisines to choose from, so it's hard to stick to just one.
Random conversation 3:
(Player), which do you tend to favor: the exceptional or the average? I was thinking of inviting you to have a meal sometime. Casually figuring out your client's preferences is a special skill that you learn as a salaried employee.
Random conversation 4:
Lunchtime is one of the few things that a salaried employee like me can look forward to at work... We can decide whether to spend that precious time eating something familiar or trying out a new restaurant. It's not just about the meal. The decision-making process leading up to it is also something to look forward to.
Random conversation 5:
People, Pokémon... There's no need to overcomplicate things. Nowadays people only seem to want a shock factor. Something weird, something bizarre. When all's said and done, simplicity is strongest.
Random conversation 6:
You don't necessarily have to follow every instruction from your boss. But I pretend to follow them, at least, so I can avoid hassles later on. That's a technique you can use to get by in the workplace. Keep it in mind.
Random conversation 7:
I'm here in this famous tourist spot, but I can't really spread my wings while my boss has her eye on me. I guess I'll do what I usually do on my lunch break and find a spot to Roost...
#entering that time of the year where my phone gets full so i'll archive some stuff here 🫡 feels like this could be useful for my writing!#anyway you guys. the first convo line... is he talking about kabu. tell me that i'm not hallucinating or reaching here. is this him talking#about their different values... that he knows he can't match kabu's passion but he's happy to know that someone like him exists?! 😭😭😭💗💗#pokemas said old man yaoi and gave us a FEAST apparently... aokabu/silverstreakshipping fans we keep winning 🗣🗣🗣#also not larry telling you how to ditch your boss' orders lmaooo 😭🤚 what's next my king? gonna tell us to read fics during company time?#his love for food is sooo endearing though... mayhaps the way to his heart is a good home-cooked meal 🥺 i think he'd appreciate that!#also the roost reference... the sky reference... more larry alt is coming. elite four larry is coming. trust#gym leader larry#elite four larry#pokemon#pokemon larry#pokemon scarvi#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon masters ex#pokemas#pmex#pokemon masters ex spoilers#pmex spoilers#pokemas spoilers#scarvi#paldea#pasio#larry pokemon
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This weeks skip and loafer..... Oh my god...
#I L o V E his tormented puppy arc#also i gotta say mitsumi in that outfit??#my girl knows how to dress for a meet up with your ex#she looked so so cuteeee#i really like this conclusion to the chapter#a lesser manga would get distracted and give more of mitsumis side to let you know DONT WORRY GUYS THEY'RE INTO EACH OTHERRRR#masterful melancholy#god this manga is so good at the little big emotions#and the big little emotions#top tier top tier#skip and loafer#i do wonder what will be the cut off point for it#them graduating?#or will they go to uni?#i also wonder if they'll actually get together#might be one of those stories where two ppl mature and acknowledge each other's place in the other's life and move on
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people keep saying a “will they won’t they” always has the chance of ending up in a “won’t they” when it’s in a comedy show with a romance subplot and can I just ask what shows are you guys watching? like this is no longer skirting around a romantic undertones situation we are full blown “build up to a romance” arc right now and I cannot recall a singular sitcom where the romantic tension was left unresolved. this is pure ship bait right now cannot believe they are having you all on
#they pulled out the ‘this is a different better kind of love’ and ‘how could they date - he’s his boss!’ lines#and you guys are just pretending like they’re not messing with you? right in your faces???#i can only name one sitcom where the ‘will they won’t they’ was a ‘won’t they’ and that was crazy ex girlfriend#and we knew that from the start because that girl clearly needed medication not dick#please. please can we accept this is stupid writing if they don’t kiss now#THEY PLAYED GET OUT BY JOJO ARE YOU JOKING!!??#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandermo#wwdits critical
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I can't stop thinking about Jester's sendings to Suzy Greene
#the more i think about the funnier and more insane the whole scenario gets#it's like what if you had the person who ruined your life and caused your breakup drunk text your ex#how insane would that be?? 😂#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#jester lavorre#the mighty nein#nein hells#braius doomseed#bells hells#bell's hells#it's me i'm th#it's me boy i'm the ps5#cr spoilers#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme#cr3#cr c3
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i really want to believe people who say they have trauma around (people they perceive as) men but i am going to keep it a buck with y'all i don't think trauma triggers are a ticket to never having to deal with hard things. not even just about this, i really think it is your responsibility to handle your triggers so that you do not harm others for your own comfort. you cannot blacklist the world into revolving around you and taking that as a betrayal shows that you are not to be trusted with anything, ever
#you don't get to be a transmisogynist because you hate your dad/ex/brother/former friend/whatever#pepsi is a trauma trigger for me and you know what would be absolutely insane#locking everyone who likes pepsi out of any shared space with me#instead of actually getting coping skills and healing and not taking it out on people who never did anything#to me except that they drink pepsi. do you hear how asinine it all is when you have to explain it#and i'll say it too like i believe you when you say you have trauma. that does not free you from#judgement on how you are weaponizing your trauma to hurt others#transmisogyny
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I just have to say, about the new season of misfits and magic, we are not talking enough about the fact that K would have taken off their VR headset to realize they're wearing Evan's raincoat.
#evan kelmp#k tanaka#misfits and magic#misfits and magic spoilers#kinda?? better safe than sorry#and consider this post the warning to my mutuals. this is gonna have me absolutely gripped yall#i just cant get over how that must feel guys. to be ignoring your comfort and health so thoroughly and then to realize#your ex is still caring about your health and comfort. the ex you just saw again since break up it seems! id be having so many feelings
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