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Can I hire your polycule? I've got a move coming up
Yea but its $250/h
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Wire hangers and 4 gay guys just saved my life

My stupid gay ass locked myself out of my truck at a gay nudist camp site.com
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Using the landmine as a springboard into my very bright future
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fated for anger, submitting to nature
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lets be real we really are completely woefully underprepared for if intergalactic energy spiders came to earth
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A reddit moralist has grasped me in its vicious jaws
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One of my palanquin carriers hit a landmine but he was like politically centrist
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My stupid gay ass locked myself out of my truck at a gay nudist camp site.com
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My stupid gay ass locked myself out of my truck at a gay nudist camp site.com
#if anyone has broken into a nissan frontier 2014 before lmk how.#my um. moving company is being very supportive im like trying to not pull my hair out
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I honestly wouldnt gaf if i saw bigfoot and im serious. Wheres bigass
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