#Homura Mitokado

[kankuroplease]

Flying Thunder God Technique with the kids

[incorrectkakagaiquotes]

Gai, to the council: Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about my rival, I'll kill you. Homura: Huh. Gai, chuckling: Sorry that sounded like a joke. Gai, to the council: I'll actually kill you.

[nevsclowntown]

Day 4 of Founders Week: Team Tobirama!

Being a teacher is harder than he anticipated.

That’s also the reason Kagami got to be in another team and the 3 member teams were created.

[samasmith23]

UUUGGGHHH!!!! You’ve gotta be FREAKING kidding me!

Those two idiot/jackass council elders from Naruto are still around during the post-timeskip era of Boruto?!

Yes, I always HATED both Homura Mitokado & Koharu Utatane…

Not only did they repeatedly try hold back Naruto’s growth by attempting to forbid Tsunade from sending him on missions while the Akatsuki was pursuing the Tailed Beasts, but they alongside Danzo Shimura (whom I also FREAKING despise with an equal passion) were the primary organizers of the Uchiha Clan Massacre!

I honestly thought that those two deplorable elders would’ve either long since died from old age during the Boruto era, or were at the very least fired from their positions in the Hidden Leaf Council since Naruto’s direct advisor during his tenure as 7th Hokage was Shikamaru Nara instead of those two jackasses!

[every-jiraiya]

[mtnikolle]

Brilliant in the Sunlight

Summary: Tobirama's not sure who it was or how they did it, but when he figures it out, there'll be hell to pay!

WC: 821

Rating: G

Tobirama actually grimaced when he saw his armour. There was no help for it, though, he needed it for team training this morning. He indulged in a hefty sigh. When he found out who was responsible…

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Hizuren, Koharu, and Homura were all already at the training ground when he arrived. He hoped they were working on their situational awareness, but it seemed equally likely that they were simply lying in wait for his arrival. There was a moment of (hopefully shocked) silence, then all three children burst into giggles. At least Koharu had the decency to try and hide her giggles behind her hand…

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Tobirama was undecided whether he prefered to think his prankster knew about the council meeting right after team training this morning or not. As soon as the children disappeared towards their homes, he indulged in his second grimace of the day—he would not have time to go home and change. Even if he left the armour in his office, it had surely already infected the clothing underneath. He shored up his mental defences and decided that Hiraishin was definitely the best way to get to his office in the administration building. At least he would be able to bypass the general public, and his state would be a rumour only. With his reputation, such was likely to be dismissed by the public at large…

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All eyes were fixed on him the instant he walked through the meeting room door. He kept his face carefully blank even as Hashirama turned red from laughter. He feet the distinctive spike of chakra that came from Madara activating his sharingan. The Nara clan head merely raised an eyebrow. The Hyuga head keeps his face as blank as Tobirama's own, but his chakra took on a tone of judgement and disapproval.

Tobirama took his seat and didn't bother waiting for his anija to calm down, or begin the meeting in his own time as was proper. He just wanted out of here as soon as possible. He glanced at the first item on the agenda.

“Nara-sama, would you please update us on the plans for the village mission ranking system…?”

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Tobirama had hoped to escape to home immediately after the meeting so he could Hiraishin home to change, and possibly disappear into his lab for the rest of forever. His luck, however, was still against him, and lzuna was waiting right outside the meeting room door when they finally adjourned.

“Tobirama! Just who I wanted to see! Let's go for a spar!”

It wasn't their usual time to spar, and lzuna's voice held the edge of mockery that told Tobirama that a) he'd heard about Tobirama's predicament somewhere already, and b) he wanted to make sure as many people witnessed it as possible.

“Unfortunately, I have a previous engagement.”

“Nonsense! I stopped by your office to find you first! This meeting was the last thing on your agenda!”

Tobirama was going to fire his assistant for letting lzuna anywhere near his desk…

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The spar with Izuna was good for two things: lzuna made an excellent target for today's frustrations, and his armour was actually <i>cleaner</i> by the end of it.

“Let's head to that new Akimichi barbeque place for lunch! I know you haven't had a chance to eat yet,” Izuna suggested.

The condition of Tobirama's armour was actually of benefit here because Izuna wouldn't throw his arm over Tobirama's shoulders to force the issue. Not that there would usually be anything to force. Which meant there was opportunity here.

Tobirama’s mouth tilted into a smirk, “I'll meet you there.”

He hiraishined home before Izuna could react.

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Safety was not yet to be had—Mito and Tōka were having tea on the engawa when he arrived. Clearly, trying to keep any more mess out of his personal rooms was a mistake.

“Tobi-chan! You're looking swanky today!” Tōka teased before he could storm off into his rooms, mess be damned.

He chose not to say anything, just flipped her off as he stomped passed. Mito remained blessedly silent…

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One advantage to living in the clan head's home was the addition of a private bathroom within his own suite of rooms. Tobirama slipped silently through the corridors, all mercifully empty, straight there and disposed of all his clothing into the tub.

It didn't matter how careful he was, all the shinobi skills in the world couldn't keep the glitter someone had covered his armour with from cascading all over the floor, the sink, the towels, his brush…

When he found out who had managed to cover his armour in bright blue glitter, there would be hell to pay. He smirked—a larger, more evil smirk than the one he'd given Izuna. This would be an excellent chance to test his self-replicating seals. His target would determine if they'd be filled with glitter… or paperwork.

@flashfictionfridayofficial

[hiruzensux]

years later and i finally finished drawing this post

[fictional-birthdays]

Happy Birthday, Homura Mitokado! (Naruto)

[sasusaku3]

Death to the scum who ordered the genocide

[evilkitten3]

naruto textposts 8/???

[kankuroplease]

Nothing can possibly go wrong 😌

[justsomeoneunordinary]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Senju Touka/Uchiha Izuna, Akimichi Torifu & Shimura Danzou & Uchiha Kagami, Mitokado Homura & Sarutobi Hiruzen & Utatane Koharu Characters: Senju Touka, Uchiha Izuna, Team Tobirama - Character, Akimichi Torifu, Mitokado Homura, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzou, Uchiha Kagami, Utatane Koharu Additional Tags: Idc what Canon says - in my heart Tobi has 6 brats and not only 3, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Uchiha Izuna Lives, Training, Mischief, Humor, POV Alternating Series: Part 5 of Founders Week 2022 Summary:

“Train my team while I’m gone on my mission,” he said. “It’ll be fun,” he said.

As soon as Tobirama comes back from that mission, Izuna and Touka will kill him with nothing but their bare hands for the literal hell he dragged them through.

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Day 4 of @foundersweek: Team Tobirama & Bells

[evilkitten3]

i have to wonder if koharu and homura were actually genuinely the only human beings alive who liked danzou or if they also hated him and just got used to pretending they didn't bc their political views aligned

sam e

[migila]

Oh lord, these two are still alive! Can't they kick the bucket already!? They've caused enough harm for the effect to last for generations; at least retire damn it!

[every-jiraiya]

[senjutsunade]

~ANBU Detective Agency~

#Blind Incandescence - Head Cannons Content from the collective madness that is Narnia's 3 lunatics - penned by Crazy Insomniac (CI), Finger Seizure (FS) and Typo Queen (TQ).

ANBU Structure

♦ Mr Coffee maker is the most productive agent of ANBU.

♦ The board members are Shimura Danzo, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Utatane Koharu Mitokado Homura, Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama. They fund the ANBU and are the cause of endless migraines. Danzo's demands for random audits may some day end with Tsunade being charged for murder.

♦ Izumo and Kotetsu are the receptionists. Izumo is incharge of filing and Kotetsu is incharge of phone calls. Which is why almost no paper gets filed and barely any calls (especially from the board members) are ever picked up.

♦ Homicide and organized crime Unit - lead by Tsunade. Itachi and Kakashi are her personal headaches/ hand-selected team members. They deal with cases no one wants to touch with a ten foot pole. 

♦ Marital Affairs Unit - members are Kurenai, Asuma and Anko. This is the unit that brings in the most money.  

♦ Insurance Fraud Unit - Genma, Raido and Gai - Gai's youthfulness is what keeps the other two sane.  

♦ Missing persons Unit: Tsume and Shibi 

♦ Cult investigation: Hidan, Sasori, Kisame - the rest of the agency tends to stay away from them.

♦ Narcotics Unit: Inoichi and Shikaku...its kind of their expertise.

♦ Forensic team: Yamato, Hayate, Yugao, Kabuto, Deidara

♦ Ibiki is in charge of interrogation. Anko assists at times. 

♦ Kakazu is the accountant - no one ever gets paid on time.

♦ Orochimaru is the Medical Examiner / resident terror of the agency. Naruto loves him.

When ever Tsunade has a mad scientist moment (she misses holding a scalpel) she tries to go to Orochimaru's lab in desperate hopes he'll let her assist him - the bastard always slaps her hand away, pushes her out of the lab and shuts the door in her face with a smug smirk as if taunting her for not finishing med school.  Naruto is the only one who has complete access to the lab. If one would dare to venture down to Orochimaru's 'dungeons' they would often find the chibi babbling the ME's ear off about what happened in school that day with said ME responding to the babbling while dissecting dead bodies. Good thing his school teachers think Naruto is just a very creative child. 

Tsunade dislikes the favoritism Orochimaru shows. She was the first blond in his life after all. She should have more privileges.

♦ Akatsuki Law - a VERY successful Law agency run by Nagato, Yahiko and Konan. They provide FORCED free services to ANBU because Tsunade insists that’s what family does and Nagato wishes he was cousins with anyone but her. 

♦ Any press conferences that require ANBU presence are dealt with either from a member of the department in question. Itachi, Tsunade and Kakashi stay in the shadows since their roles require them to keep a low profile. 

♦ Social events that require their presence are Senju And Uchiha family related and Tsuande and Itachi attend them. Itachi with a poker face and Tsuande with endless whining. 

♦ Kakashi is incharge of attending all of Naruto’s Parent/Teacher conferences. There is always a bet ongoing regarding how many dates the Hatake will have by the time he returns the next day. 

Tsunade went to one of Naru's parent teacher conferences --  It's ironically the same elementary school that Tsunade herself attended with Orochimaru and Jiraiya since Jiraiya stayed in his family home while the other two moved away.  Unfortunately, the principal remembered Tsunade. She remembered the blonde menace for that one time she had snuck toads into the classroom during recess (she was good at bullying Jiraiya and Jiraiya was good at catching toads) and had left them in the desks of all the girls that had been giving her a hard time for liking to spend all her time with boys (Jira and Oro). The screams once the students had returned and had toads leap on them had shaken the school.  Then there was the time the blonde nightmare had snuck in Orochimaru's new pet snake (without his permission or knowledge at that) and had gone around telling girls it was her new designer scarf. Suffice to say - no one was amused with her prank. Orochimaru had actually not talked to her for a week.  The principal remembered all these things -- that should have been bad enough right? But this is Tsunade we are talking about. And as her luck would have it --  While trying to act like a responsible adult...she notices the janitor and...recalls that the man is actually a suspect in one of her ongoing investigations - only they hadn't been able to find him - until now. She runs after him, tackles him, breaks furniture, swears up a storm that leaves parents, teachers and students traumatized and stumbles out of the school premises with a bleeding split lip, torn clothing, a limp and a murder suspect.  She wants to sue the school for endangering students. They want to sue her for property damage. Nagato swears he has white hair since that week. Tsuande says his hair is still blinding enough and tells him to get out of her office.  Suffice to say, Tsunade is never allowed to come back to Konoha Elementary School. .

 @konohagakurekakashi & @uchihaa-itachi.