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the every day horrors of hol horse's life
#jojo's bizarre adventure#jjba#jojo#jjba part 3#dio brando#hol horse#diohol#holdio#whatever their ship name is
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#Homeopathy#AIinHealthcare#NaturalMedicine#Telemedicine#HealthTech#WearableTech#DigitalHealth#InvestInHealthcare#AIinHomeopathy#HomeopathyInnovation#HealthcareInvesting#Hol...
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A thin line of table salt adorned the floor in front of your bedroom. You stood behind it and stared at the demons outside of your doorway. They were staring at the salt.
Leviathan laughed. It reminded him of a low-level defense from a tower defense game. "Is that supposed to keep us out? lol."
"Yeah. I think it's working," you said.
Satan put a hand on his hip. As far as he could tell, it was plain old table salt. No magical properties whatsoever. "How so?"
"Well, none of you are crossing it. Clearly, it's having some kind of effect."
Mammon balked. "Obviously, it's because we're respectin' your privacy!" He stood closest to the line, wanting to cross it most of all.
"You're respecting my privacy by... standing right outside my door?"
Mammon opened his mouth to counter, only to come up with nothing. He stood there with his fists clenched. The feather on his belt swayed as he tapped a foot impatiently, causing the nearest salt to shift a little.
The noise annoyed Asmodeus. "Mammon, go walk through the salt."
"Why me!?"
"This is ridiculous." Lucifer crossed his arms. "Clean this up. I don't even want to know how this will damage the floors if you leave it."
"It's not even doing anything," Satan pointed out.
"If it's not doing anything, then one of you should cross it," you suggested.
"Why don't you come out to us?" Belphegor proposed. "There's only one of you, seems more fair."
"Yeah!" Asmodeus took a step away from the salt, careful not to get any on his shoes, and raised his hands. "You can run into my arms if you'd like. I'll be sure to catch you."
Their stubbornness astounded you. "Or... You guys can just admit you don't want to cross this salt."
"It's regular salt." Beelzebub knew exactly what the substance was as soon as he laid eyes on it. Plus, the smell was unmistakable. His claim was irrefutable.
"Yes, exactly. Thank you, Beel. I've seen you eat it many times." You had even taken the bag from the shared kitchen.
"Did you try walking over it?" Leviathan asked. "How are we supposed to cross it if you won't?"
"I don't need to. I'm in my room."
"You should come to our room," Belphegor offered. He was getting tired of standing around.
"Come out this instant," Lucifer ordered.
You thought about it for a whopping two seconds. "I think I'm good. I'll be in my room. If any of you need me, feel free to come in."
You retreated back inside with the rest of the half-empty salt bag. The brothers stared at you with a mix of impatience and disbelief until the wall blocked you from view.
#someone finally crosses the salt line and it was literally nothing. no effect. they're all just a bunch of big scared kids.#luke shows up at the HoL and walks over the salt line like it's nothing. luke is braver than the 7 rulers of hell#obey me#obey me!#omswd#obey me shall we date#obey me scenarios#obey me headcanon#obey me fanfic#obey me x reader#obey me x mc#obey me swd#obey me brothers#obey me fandom#obey me fic#obey me writing#obey me lucifer#obey me beelzebub#obey me mc#obey me belphegor#obey me asmodeus#obey me satan#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me x you
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#polin#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#colin x penelope#polinedit#polin bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#penelope x colin#bridgerton#mg#m*#my friend sent me this tweet on top of firstprince and i went 'hol up even BETTER'
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'This is a love story' will always remind me of hol
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Pats all of them đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°
#justice leauge unlimited#justice league#martian manhunter#jâonn jâonzz#hawkgirl#shayera hol#superman#clark kent#batman#bruce wayne#green lantern#john stewart#the flash#wally west#wonder woman#diana prince#so many tags
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do you have a favourite drawing you've ever made?
*Beholds a new drawing unto thee*
YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY WHEN SO TECHNICALLY IT COUNTS!!! IT COUNTS GUYSâ
They have plagued my brain.
Expect more fan art (threat)... AND COMICS-
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf sotm#five nights at freddy's secret of the mimic#secret of the mimic#jackie fnaf#arnold fnaf#the mimic#I'M THE FUCKING MIMIC#For literally a $25 gift card#Man's tired#I haven't finished watching gameplay hol' on
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This is not for you.
#house of leaves#HoL#mark z danielewski#poe#haunted#my house.wad#fanart#book#minotaur#maze#the backrooms#liminal
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Johnny Truant is the character ever actually and yall are missing out. He has mommy issues and TWO kinds of daddy issues. He lied his way into working at a fish canning factory at age 13. He goes on long-winded stream of consciousness rants about vaguely disturbing but largely irrelevant topics. He does too many drugs. He has tons of casual sex with women but all of them think heâs sweet. He saw a stray puppy on the side of the road and immediately fell in love with it. He only has one friend. He thinks heâs being haunted by a demon but he probably just has PTSD. A pretty girl said 6 words to him and he immediately considered âpetitioning all major religions in order to have her deified.â His only hobby is organizing and annotating an academic manuscript written by a dead old man about a movie that doesnât exist.
#johnny truant#they could NEVER make me hate you#and your DESPERATE need for therapy#house of leaves#hol
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details in the house of lamentation that piss me off
#obey me#this could be way longer#this could also be solely about the chairs in the HoL#the four chairs in the bathroom still fuck me up#like ONE stool i would understand#but???
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Witch! Reader who simply wanted to summon a small time spirit to have help around but instead you accidently summon Satanâ not that you know, still thinking it's some weak little demon rather than one of the strongest ones around. Cue Satan literally just becoming a househusband of sorts, cooking you proper meals and cleaning up around the house. He's living domestic bliss, and has an exceptional amount of downtime to read as many human books as he wants and gets to bask around in the sunlight to take a nap whenever he wants. Satan truly doesn't understand what Mammon thinks is so scary about witches? You're literally perfect and he's wondering how he can seal a deal to live this life forever.
#satan once he's out of hol is like is this what peace and quiet is like ??? this is amazing ???#obey me x reader#om x reader#satan x reader#omswd x reader#obey me headcanons#obey me imagines#om headcanons#om imagines#omswd headcanons#omswd imagines
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In todayâs episode of SVSSS!: Shizun goes to binghe super-hell
#my art#procreate#svsss#shen qingqiu#scum villian self saving system#bingqiu#luo binghe#bingpup#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu: i love all my binghes equally.#(later) shen qingqiu to bingpup: whoâs the bestest boy-YOU ARE!#luo bingge#yeah heâs there too lmao#câmon guys shizun has TWO hol-hands.
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Marvelâs Lives
As you guys know, there have been previous champions. Theyâve all lived different lives and such. Some have been men, some women, and are some genders that donât exist anymore. Point is, no one life is the same.
Letâs say some female heroes are talking about abortion one day and out of nowhere Cap just chimes in:
Marvel: âOh yeah, pregnancy is tough, man. Giving birth is not for the weak. Iâm speaking from experience here. Anyone who doesnât want that, shouldnât do it.â
Female JL members: âWhatâŠ?â
Black Canary: âMarvel, last I checked, you were a man.â
Marvel: âActually, a few thousand years ago, I used to be a woman!â
Female JL members: â???â
Marvel: âIâve been a woman, multiple times actually.â*proceeds to walk away like he didnât drop that on them*
Theyâre all thinking heâs trans, but no? His words imply heâs fluid? The thing is though is that Marvelâs never really shown that heâs either. The question was later asked by Hawkwoman when he was making oobleck in the kitchen of the Watchtower
Hawkwoman: âCaptain.â
Marvel: âYes, Ms. Hawkwoman?â
Hawkwoman: âAre you a woman?â
Marvel: *looks up from his oobleck to her, looking confused* âNo? Why?â
Hawkwoman: âSome of the other girls were talking about how you were a woman at some point.â
Marvel: âOoooh that. I was a woman. Yeah.â
Hawkwoman: âSo youâre not anymore. What did you look like as a woman, if I may ask? Also what is that?â *points to the oobleck*
Marvel: âOobleck.â *offers bowl off oobleck to her for her to play with* âAlso, sure. Just a sec.â *mutters a spell*
Hawkwoman: *pokes the oobleck*
Marvel: *poofs and is now a female champion from like seven thousand years ago. His suit also changed to the previous championâs own suit* âTada!â
Hawkwoman: *does a double take when she sees him* âYou⊠Certainly have a darker complexion.â
Marvel: âYeah. If I remember correctly, I lived in the Middle Eastern area back then. Thatâs probably why.â
Hawkwoman: âAnd why are you white now?â
Marvel: âMy appearance changes every few a hundred years or so. That includes my skin color, gender, and other features.â
Hawkwoman: âOooooh. Okay then.â
They proceeded to play together with the oobleck after that.
Like ten minutes after that initial interactionâŠ
WW: âShayera. There you are. I was wondering if you wish to spar with me.â *notices Marvel* âWho is this? A new hero?â
Marvel: *turns around, hands covered in oobleck*
Hawkwoman: *also turns around, hands covered in oobleck* âWhatâd you say? I was distracted.â
WW: âI was wondering if you wanted to spar with mâŠâ *trails off when she sees Shazamâs lighting bolt on fem Marvel* âBrother?â
Marvel: âHi, Ms. Wonder Woman.â *waves an oobleck covered hand*
WW: âWhyâre you a woman?â
Marvel: âMs. Hawkwoman asked.â *shrugs*
The three then proceeded to play with the oobleck together.
Then, there was the time someone asked Marvel about his religion when they heard he believed in the Greek Gods.
Marvel: *shrugs* âIâve been multiple different flavors of pagan. Fun fact, a couple thousand years ago, I used to be a ritualistic cannibal. It was apart of the offerings and rituals of a shaman. Or at least the types of shamans of that time in that specific empire.â
JL member: âDo you still eat people now?â
Marvel: âThatâs not important, the point is, if thereâs a religion, I most likely at some point practiced it. Or at least the super old version of it.â
JL member: âOkay? But do you still eat people now??â
Marvel: âI guess Iâm saying Iâm kinda in between religions?â
JL member: âCan you please stop ignoring the questioning ?â
He continued to ignore the question.
Of course, the ritual cannibal thing isnât the only one of the outlandish things Billyâs casually admitted to doing. Eventually though, things can get a little bit too much for some members.
Marvel: *telling them about another thing he did in a past life*
GL: âOkay! Thatâs enough, dude!â
Marvel: *concerned* âWhat? Did I say something wrong?â
GL: âNo, Iâm just confused as to why youâve done all these things, man. Are these like side quests you under go? Or likeâŠ? Whatâs going on, pal?â
Marvel: âNothingâŠ? These are just things Iâve happened to do.â *shrugs*
GL: âSo youâre willingly telling me you tried to trample someone to death with a horse just for funsies?â
Marvel: âWell, when you put it like that-â
Flash: âWait, what about the time you told me you were a princess before princesses were a thing?â
Marvel: âI uh-â
Superman: âAnd the time you told me that you used your lightning powers to become a cult leader?â
Marvel: âOkay, I get it. Iâll stop tell you guys about myself.â
MM: âCaptain, itâs not that we donât want you to tell us about yourself. Itâs instead that your stories seem to have no cause for them.â
Flash: âYeah! Like why did you feel the need to become a cult leader? How were you a princess?? Why would you want to trample someone with a horse???â
Marvel: *shrugs*
Flash: âWha- Donât just shrug!â
Marvel: âI was a different person back then.â
Superman: âThatâs a little too cryptic, bud.â
#billy batson#captain marvel dc#dc captain marvel#shazam#fawcett comics#fawcett#fawcett city#black canary#dinah lance#hawkwoman#shayera hol#wonder woman#diana prince#green lantern#hal jordan#wally west#the flash#superman#clark kent#martian manhunter#jâonn jâonzz
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What I imagine the Justice league was like before they revealed their identities to each other
#this is -i'm not kidding btw- the first time i've drawn most of the people in this lineup#i never drew them even when i was a kid#even tho i watched both justice league series fairly often#justice league#wonder woman#diana prince#diana of themyscira#superman#clark kent#batman#bruce wayne#the flash#barry allen#green lantern#john stewart#hawkgirl#shayera hol#martian manhunter#j'onn j'onzz#justice league of america#justice leauge unlimited#justice leage of america
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House of Leaves art no one asked for đ»đ
#house of leaves#HoL#my art#johnny truant#HoL Johnny Truant#house of leaves johnny truant#Finally felt myself get lost in the process of creating art again! which feels like a good sign!#Hopefully ill be back in the ball soon enough!!!#for now have some art for my favorite mentally unstable man!
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normal conversation with my roommate
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