#His mother is terrified

[crazyfanofmassculture]

Single besties 💅💅💅

[l1-b1]

This song and lloyd… ourgh my heart hurts

[lewiscarrolatemybrain]

De-age temporary amnesia fic where LWJ gets babie-fied, doesn’t remember being an adult at all and is a Little spooked by Xiongzhang being so grown up now but he takes the explanation of “you’re under a spell and supposed to be much older, don’t worry, we’re going to fix it” in stride.

He doesn’t know what to think at all of the man in black and the shixiong who both keep behaving so strangely until he overhears people talking (even though gossiping is forbidden!) about how strange it must be for Wei Wuxian and Lan Sizhui, since Lan Wangji is, after all, their husband and father, respectively.

And Babyji goes “Oh.”

Nobody knows he knows until Sizhui (somewhat frantic on account of His Dad Is A Baby Now, and therefore walking just a teensy bit too fast to get back to the group after his classes for that day) almost bumps into an elder in his haste.

This is unusual, because Sizhui is The Most Lan. However, there are some elders who have never forgotten how the child came to the Cloud Recesses in the first place, and take any tiniest infraction from him as proof that he should have been left wherever Hanguang-Jin found him. So Sizhui is standing there, face carefully blank, getting a new asshole ripped into him by this elder, trying to swallow his rising panic because now he’s even Later to get back and what if something happened--

Only for Babyji to come charging around the corner, face set in a furious little scowl, and plant himself between Sizhui and the elder. Tiny little a-Zhan staring up and up at this scary old man and absolutely reaming him to shreds for scolding Sizhui so harshly. He’s a-Yuan’s diedie! If a-Yuan did something wrong, a-Zhan will be the one to deal with it! Don’t you talk to him like that!

[imagine-to-be-a-pike]

My headcanon about fengqing as parents is that they were extremely overprotective of fu yao and nan feng while practically hiding them away because well.. hua cheng doesn't like them.

And they are afraid of what he could do to their children. So probably the twins, kept under a bubble, took advantage of the first opportunity to Breaking out of the palace

ONLY TO COMES UP WITH HUA CHENG AND WALK AROUND THE DESERT WITH HIM AND THEIR FATHER'S EX-FRIEND

[releasing-my-insanity]

Okay so Paddy is 100% Edward's boyfriend right?

[july-19th-club]

first time i watched 'no exit' i was 100% in jo's corner like oh great it's sexist dean time . wheeee let's all watch her learn a lesson about hunting and he can be 'right' in a factual way but he'll be as obnoxious as possible about it the whole time . now i think what's happening here is that he has pretty much instantly samzoned her, as a college dropout from a hunting family who has a contentious relationship with her one surviving parent. EXCEPT that she's a five-foot-something twiggy barely-out-of-her-teens woman who has a crush on him and has never been on a serious hunt before, and he's dismissive/over-vigilant enough with the actual sam, a powerfully-built man with clairvoyant powers and over a decade of experience. bearing that in mind, his behavior towards jo is barely outside his normal realm of bossy and overbearing, and since he knows a little something about how sams will respond to direct orders, he still tells her mother she's not on the hunt with them so as to avoid the fallout until it's over. basically i think the whole dean thing, his most consistent characterization over the course of fifteen years, is his tendency to express even genuine protectiveness through the medium of 'bossy older sibling', and this makes him come off like the worst person on the planet. he frequently IS, but it's actually because of other things and has nothing to do with that habit in specific

[pergaminaa]

In a modern AU Aelin would not believe that Dorian’s daughter, at the ripe age of fifteen months would simply walk to her crib and lay down to nap without making any fuss. She has kids of her own, she knows it’s a scam.

She was visiting Dorian one afternoon, and true to what he described: the small child started sucking on her fingers, a sign she was getting sleepy.

“You want to sleep?” Dorian asked his daughter while walking her to the nursery, Aelin in tow.

Arriving at the nursery, Dorian placed the small child in her crib, and she laid down and closed her eyes, falling asleep without as much as make a fuss.

Aelin still didn’t believe it, even though she was seeing it with her own eyes. She has multiple children and nap time is never this peaceful and children naturally reject naps??? Why is Dorian’s kid like this???

“How do you do this?” Unable to contain her curiosity she asked him when they left the nursery a moment later. The infant not making any sound or being upset that she’s left alone. To Aelin, this is not normal.

“Do what?” Dorian asked.

“That. She just goes to sleep without a fuss?”

“Usually. She knows when she’s tired and when we suggest sleep she’s compliant,” Dorian explained. “Although she has her moments, sometimes she refuses to sleep and end up being fussy and cranky,” Now that sounds like a normal infant behavior, not the compliant child that listens to her body’s needs.

“Dorian, you know that cranky is the default when it comes to sleep, right?”

“I guess we got lucky,” Because he appreciates that his child isn’t like most. It could be because of how they parent her, or it’s just her temperament.

Although, if he’s being honest, he knows that his little daughter takes after her mother in more than just looks. It is a fact he is aware of, one that never fails to bring a smile to his face.

[fideidefenswhore]

 the tudors (2007-2010) / the concubine, by christopher rae / the six queens of henry viii (2016) / zombie (2018), cover by bad wolves / the white princess (2017) / hunting the falcon, by john guy & julia fox / viii, by hm castor / the white queen (2013) / henry viii, by lucy wooding / firebrand (2023)

[everybody-hit-the-pyro-cue]

apparently the only time i watch shit with my family is chinese american stuff

[daily-hanamura]

[hetagrammy]

This might be controversial, but I've never had this idea of Britannia as being a particularly warm maternal figure. Like, I think she definitely loved her kids, but she was more concerned with their survival than with letting them be children if that makes sense. Her way of showing love was trying her damndest to protect them, and to make sure they could survive on their own after she was gone. It was less explicit "I love you"'s and more compliments on their progress or stern scoldings when they'd gotten themselves into danger. The British Isles Siblings are hard pressed to remember the last time their mother hugged them or sang to them, but they remember her pressing a blade into their hands, kissing their foreheads, and telling them to be brave. They know their worth because of her, but what tenderness they gained they learned elsewhere.

[obsessive-clown]

Decided to doodle a/the version of Art from a moots (( @oozebrain )) (((pls check them out they make awesome writings))) fics.

The little guy has not failed to infect my brain so now I am doomed to contain him in my mind. ALSO YES I KNOW HE WEARS A DIFFERENT HAT!! But I gave him a cat ear crochet beanie because I know he deserves HAPPINESS.

Bonus Doodle - POV: You’re Art’s mom. (I’m going to get her./thr) ((I put my headphones on him so he can’t hear me fighting her)). ⤵️

yeah, this is all I got in me, I’m still sick and chugging a RedBull didn’t help me this morning lol.

[marc--chilton]

(mgv) house makes insensitive jokes over the ideals but does not really believe that his "worth as an omega" comes down to how many pups he has (or anyone's worth for that matter). his self worth comes from his intellect as, in his eyes, that's all he's really good for, all he's really good at that even means anything. he doesn't even really think he wants kids most of the time.

but then oops! having a pup with wilson now i guess! and even though wilson is pretty good at being as normal (their brand of 'normal') as possible, house can see how privately overjoyed he is, didn't miss how, when he stole wilson's wallet, a copy of the latest sonograph was carefully tucked inside. and he figures, well.... if i can do this right, if i can be good about this, i can finally start paying it forward to the man who deserves it the most. and if i am worth something to him, i am everything.

[zerogravityinq]

It's okay to die for a bit. It will hurt less and you will be right back, I promise.

-- Things Harry has had to tell his children and husband and its no less terrifying each time they hear it.

[schemelin]

every now and then i experience brief moments of self-awareness telling me to make major changes to the fusionsprunt story

[theinfinitedivides]

this fakeass f*cking interview with the press on the steps of the courthouse talking about his criminal empire in third person perpetuating the scam of helping the victims he worked to create using his f*cking brother's death as a campaign opportunity this is so!!!!!!! so!!!!!!!!!