#His mother is terrified

[crazyfanofmassculture]

Single besties 💅💅💅

[l1-b1]

This song and lloyd… ourgh my heart hurts

[lewiscarrolatemybrain]

De-age temporary amnesia fic where LWJ gets babie-fied, doesn’t remember being an adult at all and is a Little spooked by Xiongzhang being so grown up now but he takes the explanation of “you’re under a spell and supposed to be much older, don’t worry, we’re going to fix it” in stride.

He doesn’t know what to think at all of the man in black and the shixiong who both keep behaving so strangely until he overhears people talking (even though gossiping is forbidden!) about how strange it must be for Wei Wuxian and Lan Sizhui, since Lan Wangji is, after all, their husband and father, respectively.

And Babyji goes “Oh.”

Nobody knows he knows until Sizhui (somewhat frantic on account of His Dad Is A Baby Now, and therefore walking just a teensy bit too fast to get back to the group after his classes for that day) almost bumps into an elder in his haste.

This is unusual, because Sizhui is The Most Lan. However, there are some elders who have never forgotten how the child came to the Cloud Recesses in the first place, and take any tiniest infraction from him as proof that he should have been left wherever Hanguang-Jin found him. So Sizhui is standing there, face carefully blank, getting a new asshole ripped into him by this elder, trying to swallow his rising panic because now he’s even Later to get back and what if something happened--

Only for Babyji to come charging around the corner, face set in a furious little scowl, and plant himself between Sizhui and the elder. Tiny little a-Zhan staring up and up at this scary old man and absolutely reaming him to shreds for scolding Sizhui so harshly. He’s a-Yuan’s diedie! If a-Yuan did something wrong, a-Zhan will be the one to deal with it! Don’t you talk to him like that!

[pergaminaa]

In a modern AU Aelin would not believe that Dorian’s daughter, at the ripe age of fifteen months would simply walk to her crib and lay down to nap without making any fuss. She has kids of her own, she knows it’s a scam.

She was visiting Dorian one afternoon, and true to what he described: the small child started sucking on her fingers, a sign she was getting sleepy.

“You want to sleep?” Dorian asked his daughter while walking her to the nursery, Aelin in tow.

Arriving at the nursery, Dorian placed the small child in her crib, and she laid down and closed her eyes, falling asleep without as much as make a fuss.

Aelin still didn’t believe it, even though she was seeing it with her own eyes. She has multiple children and nap time is never this peaceful and children naturally reject naps??? Why is Dorian’s kid like this???

“How do you do this?” Unable to contain her curiosity she asked him when they left the nursery a moment later. The infant not making any sound or being upset that she’s left alone. To Aelin, this is not normal.

“Do what?” Dorian asked.

“That. She just goes to sleep without a fuss?”

“Usually. She knows when she’s tired and when we suggest sleep she’s compliant,” Dorian explained. “Although she has her moments, sometimes she refuses to sleep and end up being fussy and cranky,” Now that sounds like a normal infant behavior, not the compliant child that listens to her body’s needs.

“Dorian, you know that cranky is the default when it comes to sleep, right?”

“I guess we got lucky,” Because he appreciates that his child isn’t like most. It could be because of how they parent her, or it’s just her temperament.

Although, if he’s being honest, he knows that his little daughter takes after her mother in more than just looks. It is a fact he is aware of, one that never fails to bring a smile to his face.

[fideidefenswhore]

 the tudors (2007-2010) / the concubine, by christopher rae / the six queens of henry viii (2016) / zombie (2018), cover by bad wolves / the white princess (2017) / hunting the falcon, by john guy & julia fox / viii, by hm castor / the white queen (2013) / henry viii, by lucy wooding / firebrand (2023)

[daily-hanamura]

[hetagrammy]

This might be controversial, but I've never had this idea of Britannia as being a particularly warm maternal figure. Like, I think she definitely loved her kids, but she was more concerned with their survival than with letting them be children if that makes sense. Her way of showing love was trying her damndest to protect them, and to make sure they could survive on their own after she was gone. It was less explicit "I love you"'s and more compliments on their progress or stern scoldings when they'd gotten themselves into danger. The British Isles Siblings are hard pressed to remember the last time their mother hugged them or sang to them, but they remember her pressing a blade into their hands, kissing their foreheads, and telling them to be brave. They know their worth because of her, but what tenderness they gained they learned elsewhere.

[july-19th-club]

first time i watched 'no exit' i was 100% in jo's corner like oh great it's sexist dean time . wheeee let's all watch her learn a lesson about hunting and he can be 'right' in a factual way but he'll be as obnoxious as possible about it the whole time . now i think what's happening here is that he has pretty much instantly samzoned her, as a college dropout from a hunting family who has a contentious relationship with her one surviving parent. EXCEPT that she's a five-foot-something twiggy barely-out-of-her-teens woman who has a crush on him and has never been on a serious hunt before, and he's dismissive/over-vigilant enough with the actual sam, a powerfully-built man with clairvoyant powers and over a decade of experience. bearing that in mind, his behavior towards jo is barely outside his normal realm of bossy and overbearing, and since he knows a little something about how sams will respond to direct orders, he still tells her mother she's not on the hunt with them so as to avoid the fallout until it's over. basically i think the whole dean thing, his most consistent characterization over the course of fifteen years, is his tendency to express even genuine protectiveness through the medium of 'bossy older sibling', and this makes him come off like the worst person on the planet. he frequently IS, but it's actually because of other things and has nothing to do with that habit in specific

[zerogravityinq]

It's okay to die for a bit. It will hurt less and you will be right back, I promise.

-- Things Harry has had to tell his children and husband and its no less terrifying each time they hear it.

[schemelin]

every now and then i experience brief moments of self-awareness telling me to make major changes to the fusionsprunt story

[theinfinitedivides]

this fakeass f*cking interview with the press on the steps of the courthouse talking about his criminal empire in third person perpetuating the scam of helping the victims he worked to create using his f*cking brother's death as a campaign opportunity this is so!!!!!!! so!!!!!!!!!

[ghostssmoke]

Sketch of a dream I had

[unfortunatelycake]

Thinking of blorbos again.

Didn’t include LQR or LWJ because adoptive daddy LWJ would win too easily. And if I don’t include him on grounds that he’s not a biological father, I can’t include LQR either.

Of course adoptive & foster fathers are 10000% valid dads, and sometimes better than the kid’s biological one. So definitely not knocking adoption or fostering. Just don’t want poll results massively skewed in favour of one of the main characters! I just wanna run this poll focusing on some of the other dad characters lol

Reblog for bigger sample size, to support your fave DILF, and because that’s what we do on tunglr dot com

Will be making a MILF version too of course :3

[wisteriasymphony]

i agree with emilie being a typical boy mom jocasta complex style shes been the centre of attention her entire life i dont think she would be okay with having a mini me daughter at all 😭 she definitely enabled gabriels rapunzelment and child modelling i hate headcanons where she is a good person fr 😔 also what does this say about nathalie and her being/wanting to be romantically involved with that couple 😭

i mean... it says bad things? even if she didn't encourage it or just did the bare minimum to scold emilie for being inappropriately close with her son... it says bad things, dude. why are you so invested in the worst couple of blondes to grace the planet?? were there no other options??

or, we could go the route that nathalie was also groomed/manipulated into it. we don't exactly know how old she was when she met the agrestes, she could've been just starting out as a plucky archeologist when these kind and wealthy benefactors introduced themselves into her life via tomoe. and emilie's cult of personality with gabriel's coolheadedness and determined nature might've just drawn her in.

^ of course, this works better for situations where Mayura was never a thing. and there's also arguments that both of these options can coexist. yikes all around regardless

[brown-little-robin]

my last week, a visual demonstration

[annoyinglandmagazine]

Galadriel: How many different ways do you know to kill a man?

Elrond: How many different ways do I need?

Galadriel: I like you.