#junie fucking despises her mother

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You know Horrid Henry and Junie B. Jones? What- What if they were twins?

(art is by @/Cosmic_High_priest on Reddit)

Just think about it. Horrid Henry and Jinxed Junie (B. Jones). Double the trouble. Always looking out for eachother because no one else does. Just a pair of obnoxious twins against the world.

Junie is the only girl in the Purple Hand Gang. Margaret is always trying to recruit her to the Secret Club but she never accepts. Junie loves Henry very much because he doesn’t force her to conform to some stupid “girl mold” that society wants her to fit.

Henry’s twin sister is the only girl he likes. Not Margaret, especially not Nasty Nichola, just her. Because they’ve been together since the womb, they’ve been best friends since day one. If he was in a room filled with everyone he knew, he’d go straight to Junie. Because who else if not her?

Great Aunt Greta is always mistaking each twin for the other. Henry can’t even remember all the times he screams “I’m NOT Junie!” or when his sister screams “I’m NOT Henry!”. Junie, on the other hand, likes messing with Peter in particular because he never tells on her unlike Henry since she’s a “lady”, so she can do whatever she wants to him and he won’t say a peep. She only stops when Henry gets blamed for her actions.

Wherever these two evil twins go, they go together.