this is so funny to me cuz all these years hes had people scrambling and apologizing and bending the knee and kissing the ring and he was just. so chill. this was every rappers nightmare⬇⬇⬇
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i think saiki is so bad at making passwords. he’s probably sitting there at his computer like “123four56#” and the rest of his friend group watches him type it in and they’re shocked. jaw dropped. and he’s like. what’s the point of a password. if someone steals my laptop i will simply kill them.
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it strikes me once again in episode 10 when crozier says that he "knows little's nature" and that he would be there with men and guns at day's end, he's absolutely right. he does know edward's nature. it's almost exactly what little said to rally the men, "we have hickey's camp outnumbered and outgunned." edward is ready to march all the men he can gather to rescue crozier, just as francis thought he would. what crozier doesn't know is le vesconte's nature. he doesn't know the nature of the men. he isn't aware that edward himself is being mutinied against because he's once again unable to see the similarities between himself and his second. because, just like in terror camp, he's placed expectations on edward without realising that the context in which edward is operating has very drastically changed. he's thinking of edward's loyalty but not edward's own duty to the men (a duty crozier shares!) and that edward's orders don't exist in a vacuum. it's just the debate about arming the men played out again but with debatably worse consequences
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Oh wow, I love my really morally gray, conditionally immortal, not straight, crackhead energy attention whore with a cool black lady best friend who I don't litsen too unless I need her help, and very mean and violent bisexual catty boyfriend having protagonist who just knows shit no one else knows! 😃👍 Surley, I dont have a type, and im glad that this character is very unique, so obviously, there are no other characters like tha- OH GOD DAMN IT
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Now I have taken from you…
Odysseus scrambled from where he knew the god used to be, warm steams of ichor running down his chin, so very different from the ice-cold of his hands.
He could not see. Oh, Gods, Odysseus couldn’t see.
…what you have taken from me and mine.
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@prompted-wordsmith
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Y'all know those fanfics where Saiki is an asshole to Teruhashi or really rude to her until they start dating? Yeah, this is what I imagine what that Saiki meeting Canon Saiki would be like.
Canon Saiki: So do you still deal with Teruhashi?
Fanfic Saiki: I can not avoid that woman. The other day she was bothering me when a mob of her fans showed up so I teleported away and-
Canon Saiki, surprised: You revealed your powers to her?! I mean, her fans do suck, so I can understand panicking and teleporting the both of you away-
Fanfic Saiki: What? No, I teleported myself away and left her there.
Canon Saiki: You what.
Fanfic Saiki: I teleported myself away. Well actually, I was the one who kinda summoned that crowd so that she'd be too overwhelmed with them to go find me-
Canon Saiki, shaking with murderous rage: You what.
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