#Hermes being Hermes

[gunnenmoonlight]

Yeah, And another one before I go to sleep of Hermes in today D&D session.

This is when he’s saw some random ass NPC, pair of 10-years old twin and was like “I want to adopt them”, “I’m good with kids trust me.” To the party and proceeds to show the whole party his picture wallet where he kept most of his Children and grandchildren baby pictures in it. Yeah and he kept on yapping how cute his descendants are.

It’s cute but also stupid I love it so much.

Almost forgot Here a Zoom-in version of the babies

[mythological-mayhem]

Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 9

Hermes: Hey Apollo, could you teach me how to play the trombone?

Apollo: Why?

Hermes: I want to wander around Olympus to annoy Zeus

Dionysus: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play it to do that.

Hermes: ...

Hermes: Dio you're a genius

[nothing-impt]

Had a late night thought and wondered if Tiresias ever felt bad that his prophecies always devastated those that sought for his help.

I decided to draw it out! It may have a part two :D

Edit: Part 2

[mydairpercabeth]

Thinking about how Hermes intentionally wasted Percy and Annabeths time in the casino hoping to change Lukes’ fate. And how everything Hermes has done since finding out about Lukes future will be in service of delaying/changing his fate. He said Poseidon warned him that no matter how much he tried to help, he would just make things worse. Yet he is still trying to help Luke. Still trying to make things right. But Luke has already chosen his path. Pure Greek tragedy

[battoad]

percy apologizing to luke MID DUEL after luke BETRAYED HIM?? BECAUSE HIS FATAL FLAW IS LOYALTY RICK WHEN I GET YOU-

[demigods-posts]

luke fumbling in recruiting percy has to be one of his greatest failures. a beautiful thing the show does regarding luke and percy's relationship is building rapport between them through shared moments like settling into camp, eating meals together, but especially through swordfighting lessons. the swordfighting scene at the beginning of episode 8 not only reveals that percy and luke already share similar beliefs about the fear-based system the gods have cultivated, but it's clear the conversation stays with percy when he fights ares and later calls out zeus on his waning skills as a father and a king. however, luke's plan fell through the moment percy learned that the winged-shoes were meant to drag him to tartarus. not only that, but the shoes nearly killed grover, a friend percy cared for deeply. if nourishing loyalty and trust was the key to ensuring a partnership with percy, then it was luke's faulty planning, arrogance, and impatience that cost him the greatest ally he could ask for.

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

[toydreamer]

When it's too early for ur morning sibling's insufferable antics🌞

[incorrecthomer]

Hermes, to Odysseus: I see the road you're down- the lying, the stealing, all of it. Hermes: And as someone who's been down that road before, let me tell you something: Hermes: You've got real talent!

[sillygoofyqueer]

Hey, morning all, before I get ready for education- Peak lords as the greek gods (mainly the twelve olympians): - Shang Qinghua = Hermes - Liu Qingge = Ares - Shen Qingqiu = Athena - Wei Qingwei <3 = Hephaestus - Mu Qingfang = Asclepius (I would choose Apollo, but it doesn't vibe well enough for me - plus, Apollo is one of those shifty wide range gods) - Qi Qingqi = either Aphrodite or Hera (maybe Artemis but, despite popular belief spawned by PJO, the Hunters of Artemis was not purely limited to girls - take Orion for example) - Yue Qingyuan = now, even though he's like the head n shit, I don't think he'd be Zeus for...obvious reasons - let me introduce you to Themis, Greek goddess of justice (kind of like his peak n shit!) - Zui Xian Peak Lord = Dionysus (giggles and kicks my feet - that's right, catch me with the most violent form of autism - Making My Two Hyperfixations Kiss And Stuff)

[gunnenmoonlight]

I present to whoever stumbled upon my D&D Hermes 😂

This is all of the shenanigans my party got into. Enjoy!!! (There’re Alt text for every pic you can read hehe)

Yes, our mentors are Animal. They are people who choose animal form to communicate with the party and yea that’s a small midget.

[luxthestrange]

RoR Y/n's Thoughts#6

Y/n: Bro...Humans cut down Birdhouses...to make more birdhouses?

Zeus*Who was asleep...alone in his bed and wakes up to hear that*....*grabs a pillow and screams into it*NOOOOHOOAHAAAAAAAAAAH!?

Y/n: If two mind-readers read each other's minds...Who's mind are they reading?

Zeus: HUMAN IT IS 5AM IN THE FREAKING MORNING AND WHO EVEN LET OYU IN MY CHAMBERS!?-ATLEAST GIVE ME TIME TO HAVE MY COFFEE

Y/n: Dude...your fingers have fingertips...but your toes dont have toe tips...yet you can tiptoe...but not tip finger

Zeus*Sipping the tea that Hermes bought him with a tray*...

Hermes*Is not doing ANYTHING to remove you from Zeus' ear range, happily standing by*

Y/n: How can you replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare...if you have never fallen like that before?

Zeus*Frowns and looks confused at that*...wait that's actually sens-AAAAH!?

Zeus disappears and suddenly he falls from the roof to the hard ground he looks confused at what just happened

Y/n: Duuuudes...icecubs float in a pool of their own blood!?

Hermes*Goes to pick you princess style ignoring Zeus' outbursts of what just happened to him*You must be starving Little one~Would you like breakfast?~

Y/n*Wrapped arms around his neck and looked at him with the same blank stare*...Not really I'd rather have you

Hermes*Go was already taking you to the kitchen to stuff you with food but makes a fast U-turn to his bedroom...to stuff you with something else*...you have been spending time with Raiden-

[jacqcrisis]

I can't stop thinking about the rings on Hermes' fingers. I can't. Whats the story behind those? Did he start wearing them because Charon gave them to him as a job well done? The weirdest gift imaginable to your professional associate?

Did Hermes steal them to be a cheeky bastard and got them fitted and put them on for the jokes? Did he start wearing them apropos of nothing? Just happen to start accessorizing like his professional associate? Is it part of a shared uniform? Can we see the employee handbook?

Did Charon go out and get rings commissioned to look exactly like his for not one, but two of his partner in crimes' fingers, slide each lovingly onto Hermes' corresponding digits, and then gently hold his now bejeweled hands in his own to see how they match, knowing Hermes will now carry something of Charon with him when he leaves him for his dangerous work?

I'm just. Asking. Questions. But I swear to God, if we get Charon's portrait and he has a feather or an orange ribbon somewhere on his person, I will be inconsolable for days.

[cowboyskeletons]

whos my little cringefail loser

[brainrotroulette]

Like no wonder why Hermaphroditus decided to stick with his mom and become an Erote 💀 /j

[imperceiveable]

idk is this anything?