#being a total menance to zeus

[luxthestrange]

RoR Y/n's Thoughts#6

Y/n: Bro...Humans cut down Birdhouses...to make more birdhouses?

Zeus*Who was asleep...alone in his bed and wakes up to hear that*....*grabs a pillow and screams into it*NOOOOHOOAHAAAAAAAAAAH!?

Y/n: If two mind-readers read each other's minds...Who's mind are they reading?

Zeus: HUMAN IT IS 5AM IN THE FREAKING MORNING AND WHO EVEN LET OYU IN MY CHAMBERS!?-ATLEAST GIVE ME TIME TO HAVE MY COFFEE

Y/n: Dude...your fingers have fingertips...but your toes dont have toe tips...yet you can tiptoe...but not tip finger

Zeus*Sipping the tea that Hermes bought him with a tray*...

Hermes*Is not doing ANYTHING to remove you from Zeus' ear range, happily standing by*

Y/n: How can you replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare...if you have never fallen like that before?

Zeus*Frowns and looks confused at that*...wait that's actually sens-AAAAH!?

Zeus disappears and suddenly he falls from the roof to the hard ground he looks confused at what just happened

Y/n: Duuuudes...icecubs float in a pool of their own blood!?

Hermes*Goes to pick you princess style ignoring Zeus' outbursts of what just happened to him*You must be starving Little one~Would you like breakfast?~

Y/n*Wrapped arms around his neck and looked at him with the same blank stare*...Not really I'd rather have you

Hermes*Go was already taking you to the kitchen to stuff you with food but makes a fast U-turn to his bedroom...to stuff you with something else*...you have been spending time with Raiden-