#Headcanon time

[fan-fan-tastic]

MEME FULFILLED PROPHECY

Despite being a mass of potholes and quite repetitive, PIDW is very popular, popular enough to have a community of fans. This means not only having fanart, fics and even merchandise, but also an entire culture, with fandom lore and yes, even memes.

One of those was “When Mobei-Jun gets married” it was used to indicate something that would never happen, like “when hell will freeze over” or “when pigs will fly”. It was so popular that there were even some variants, like “it happen at Mobei-Jun’s wedding” or “when Airplane marries Mobei-Jun off”

Shen Yuan really liked this meme because it was supported by canon: there had been several scenes where after a fight, Luo Binghe would look over the spoils and let his right hand man pick a boon. Despite the ever-present trembling maidens, Mobei-Jun would always pick a weapon, or in an instance an ancient relic that had once belonged to his clan. So yeah, Shen Yuan used it pretty often, once he even let it slip out IRL, but luckily no one got the reference.

He even used it once in a thread that went viral: it was a pointless debate over OP’s incorrect interpretation of an arc. Shen Yuan was clearly right, he even had quoted several chapters to prove his point and so the other user had resorted to personal insults. OP had typed something like “You are ridiculous! When will you admit that you are actually a fan of the novel and not an hater?!” To which Shen Yuan had responded with “When Mobei-Jun gets married”

Now, this should have ended the discussion in Shen Yuan’s favor: the meme usually got lots of likes regardlessly of the context, and so he would have won the debate.

But OP for reason had decided to tag Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky himself.  “Great Master Airplane, would you marry Mobei-Jun if it means getting Peerless Cucumber admitting that he likes your story?”

To everyone’s surprise the author (sleep deprived an high on caffeine and energy drinks) actually did answer “Damn, I would marry Mobei-Jun for free”.

True to his writing style Airplane dropped the bomb to never addressed it again. That comment had started another meme, although less popular than the other about Mobei-Jun having been married the whole time to the author himself and the ship AirplaneXMobei became the most popular for the character. There few fans that had written crackfics had been insufferable about it, even resurrecting the ‘I shipped X before it was cool’ format just to flex.

After transmigrating into the scum villain and masterfully avoiding the original good’s fate, Shen Yuan one day receives an invitation to a wedding, accompanied by a mission by the System that just says ‘True to your word: User must respect the vow he once made’. Shen Yuan immediately understands what this is about: he would rather jump into the Endless Abyss than do that.

[starmocha]

Babe, do you want me to wear your coat??? 😭

[miyakuli]

Time to make some assumptions of what's going to happen in Sinsmas

Stolas will certainly wish to go back to his palace to see Via and Blitz will offer to come with him (because without his power and seeing his mental state, it'll be safer).

Then I'm not certain of the order of the scene. Either he will get to Via first and sadly Via will reject him because she would feel abandoned (a consequence of being manipulated by her mom without knowing it too), and then Andrealphus would arrive to throw him out of the palace, and since Stolas would resist he would use force/magic against him (and that's why we get the protective Blitz scene). Or... The thing is that I really wonder how a powerless Stolas and an armed Blitz would be enough against Andrealphus....so now I wonder if the fight will start first and Via would actually arrive to protect them, and would ask her uncle to have a conversation with her dad. And I doubt it'll have again a positive conclusion :'(

Via's song could be the climax of their goodbyes idk ;v; save me from the pain

I think the episode would conclude with a Sinsmas celebrations with Blitz & co because apparently Sallie May will be in that ep so I can picture all their close family & friends (Fizz, Sallie...) gathering for that day.

I doubt Via will be there.......so yes, poor Stolas is gonna be all sad and depressed....but I think Blitz might comfort him like to not give up and that he will help him to get back his daughter.

*HEADCANON TIME*

- How? she doesn't want to see me anymore… - We'll figure it out Stols. She'll still be there waiting tomorrow, and after tomorrow and so on. - But what am I gonna do until then, I can't be a burden for you and your daughter by staying here and I have no money to pay the rent and…. *Blitz putting his hand on Stolas' * *Stolas gasping at the gesture and looking into Blitz' eyes* - Actually, we're looking for a secretary for I.M.P~

End of episode

[sillygh0st]

Hear me out what if qpac starts to " possess" qmike body bc he ""lost"" his body HEAR ME OUT. Just imagine qmike on his ranch resting and suddenly he starts to hear his soulmate voice coming from inside of him and BOOM they are now for they will for a non-specific period of time sharing the same body‼️‼️‼️‼️Just imagine qmike staring at a mirror asking "PAC YOU FUCKER WHERE IS YOUR OWN BODY" and qpac just says using qmike voice/body "idk bro lets try to find it later lol" (they stay like this for some long time)

[theheadcanonzone]

The reason why Merle kept trying to cast higher-level spells he didn't know is because he did know them during the Stolen Century. He kept forgetting that he had forgotten them, if that makes sense, he's more used to being able to cast them than he is not being able to.

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Submitted by @dullahandyke

[loserrofthecentury]

SG shockwave as head medical officer is so interesting in my mind. Like, they are knowledgeable in the medical field, however they mostly do paperworks, reports and check ups in my opinion due to their emotional dysfunction (I always think of a school matron/nurse in my mind). She’s especially good at prescriptions and medications, and always has a bottle of paracetamols on her (also has edibles stashed in one of the drawers).

Soundwave also hangs around her office because 1. So she can use some of the medication to numb her joint pain 2. To check the morale of the patients and 3. To see her wife. You can always tell if Soundwave is there because there’s constant music flowing through the medical office.

Hook and Knockout are both surgeon and doctors respectively. Breakdown is an assistant.

Feel free to add to this as well. I need this headcanon to go strong

[rainystressed247]

Poll times!

Because I am bored and I want to see what the majority of people think.

Options are limited but you are free to add in the comment!

[its-my-mistake-but-ill-take-it]

Kylar and Sydney being half siblings

Im going off purely on thirst posts here. How did Sydney recognize PC that quickly? Why is Sirris looking during Science? Thats just plain questions but have you ever considered

Side chick Sirris. Or polyamory,

Syd's other parent is Jordan's predecessor? Yes but hear me out. In an attempt of peace with Auriga cult and the temple they tried this? But didnt tell the temple just in case but when they found out they decided BANISHMENT and spoiler alert now Syd's other parent is one of the monsters in Kylar's mansion thats why Sirris doesnt want to step foot in the temple anymore and

[einsteinsugly]

Headcanon Time!

Jackie and Hyde love playing cards together. Sometimes, straight up poker. Even strip poker, if they're feeling sexy.

Bonuses:

*They love watching The Heathers and Twin Peaks together.

*They both think the "lucky you" signature on Lucky Brand jeans is the coolest gimmick ever. And the hottest, as they unzip.

[noveeleven]

As a fandom we (read as I) need a load of headcanon about Jonathan's friend journalist. Like... He would get along with the main gang so much. A Gothic detective story needs a journalist!! How and when Jonathan knew him? (fellow orphan friend? In a legal setting? They simply went to the same pub?). We were robbed of Mina sharing her love for journalism with an actual journalist. She would collapse with fangirling. We were robbed, Bram, ROBBED!

[snowysoul-squrirel]

Headcanon time! This one is short but sweet.

Ratau, former bearer of the Red Crown, would be excellent with kids

[miyakuli]

If Stolas becomes the new secretary of I.M.P

What if one day he's being assaulted by some clients while Blitz & co are on duty, given his now "public enemy" status in the imp community.

and just after they end up getting tortured by his protective lizard boyfriend

then Blitz will want him to learn how to defend himself by teaching him how to shoot a gun

and how to aim while being excessively close to him and sliding slightly his fingers against Stolas's

and the view of Stolas being a badass shooter would be so hot and so dangerous that controlling his libido would become a real pbm

[stick2sherlock]

I feel like while the whole Batfam can be cryptid-like, it's 100% natural for Bruce, Damian and Cas. Like, sure, Tim, Dick, Jason or anyone else can pull off being inhuman creatures of the night with very little effort, but it still requires turning on the 'bat-mode'. Bruce, Damian and Cas on the other hand just... do it. They could be standing in the room on a regular wednesday morning and you know they would stand in the somehow dimmest and most shadowed part of the room, their movements a little too controlled, their faces a little too still, and there would be no sound from them unless they speak, not even a rustle of clothes or breathing. Small things, but activating that 'wrong-uncanny-unnatural-run-run-run' protocol in the lizard-brain of those around them.

[theheadcanonzone]

post S&S, the THB pull a goof every year that every single birthday that angus has is his 10th birthday. it doesnt matter how old he ACTUALLY is, he's the ten-year-old-boy-detective and hes gonna STAY THAT WAY. it lasts long after he passes too, kravitz pulls him up from the astral sea to say "everyone says happy tenth birthday. double digits, very exciting!"

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Submitted by @tabooraboo

[marshmallow-bg3]

One day Roux claims Gortash’s bedroom for himself. It’s not as romantic as it may sound, it’s early on, they've barely started working together. Gortash has this huge gaudy and heavily trapped mansion in the Upper City which he barely uses. The man works, eats, sleeps, fucks and otherwise lives in his workshop while the rest of the house gathers dust and ghosts. The master bedroom is big and richly furnished, it has a nice big bed with soft pillows and silky sheets, and most importantly big floor to ceiling windows that let the setting sun in. Roux wants it. Sceleritas would never let him own a place like that, away from the Temple, but the butler can't stop him from stealing one. What harm? Gortash never uses it anyway!

Until he suddenly does and finds the room quite lived in and a naked Bhaalspawn in his bed looking at him in genuine surprise. "What do you mean the fuck am I doing here?" It’s awkward, it’s outrageous, it’s... strategically complicated. Gortash just goes back to his workshop, dumbfoundedly. The next few weeks it’s an unspoken war involving complex enchanted locks, all sorts of hi-tech traps and ambushes resulting in minor to medium property damage, staff layoffs, some sort of Banite anathema and two dead sex workers. Both Chosen secretly find it immensely entertaining.

When it becomes clear that Roux is winning Gortash turns to diplomacy and offers him the guest bedroom for permanent rent-free use. Only to find the Bhaalspawn peacefully snoring in his bed again a few days later. It feels somewhat rude to wake him up only to make a scene so Gortash just stays there reluctantly admitting to himself that he quite enjoys the company. It continues for weeks, both pretend that never happened, the one who wakes up first just leaves. Until one morning he doesn’t but that’s a story for another day.

Anyway, it’s like “there is only one bed” except there are plenty of beds. And that’s how they become domestic before they become romantic/sexual.

[lostcybertronian]

It strikes me as plausible that Ratchet’s case of “age-related burnout” (and the literal ONE other case he mentioned) might be related to the war (I mean, he has other problems too, but they could also be related to the war)

I wonder if, in the millennia after the war, there are more age-related burnout cases because of how traumatic the war was, and how most of these bots spent most of their lives fighting.