Polish, twenty-something, civil engineer, fan of old rock, britcoms, bad movies, video games, books, and comic books. Not a fan of being serious.
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that specific brand of vampire media that’s like “you’re a late 90s-early 00s vampire in a leather jacket and sunglasses in some sleazy underground goth club that’s playing electro industrial/aggrotech/goth rock music” ruined me on all other vamp media, I too want to be a vampire in a leather jacket & sunglasses in some sleazy underground goth club that’s playing electro industrial/aggrotech/goth rock music
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Facebook: we analysed your entire internet history, tracked your location and took a deep dive into your personal relationships, and we’ve decided to recommend you this specific conditioner that you also saw in your local Tesco two days ago, aint that neat!
Tumblr: HEY sHITHEAD *slurring words* how would you like to buy *throws dart* a gym membership for your *spins wheel* pARROT
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garrus is just mad shepard won't let him use her widow
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legitimately worldview altering realisation and i'm not even employed right now
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do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”
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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence
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in honor of me finishing awakening an hour ago and right after this game’s thirteenth birthday

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Art from UFOs The Greatest Mystery by Hilary Evans (Albany, 1979). One of the many UFO themed books cashing in at the tail end of the UFO craze.
Artists in order: Terry Hadler, Terry Hadler, Angus McKie, Terry Hadler, Kevin Tweddell, Stephen Crisp, Peter Knifton, Neil Breeden, John Gosler
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songs used to have a bridge and a third chorus
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Try this buzzfeed quiz it’s fun.
#I'm 33 and a milenial and those were not even hard#but very uscentric so i didnt get some becuase we never had such skillets for example
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“i asked chatgpt”
oh really? well in the pursuit of laura palmer’s killer I have employed bureau guidelines, deductive technique, tibetan method, instinct, and luck—
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