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Legolas and Gimli are Dead

LEGOLAS: You can't not-be on a horse. GIMLI: I've frequently not been on horses. LEGOLAS: No, no, no--what you've been is not on horses.

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Scrolling through Joshua Reynolds paintings and seeing this:

Guess it's time to add Anya Taylor Joy to the list of immortal celebrities

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You want a real plot twist? Hear me out: Quincey Morris is Dracula's son and he has a feud with his dad. That's why he hint at vampires and tries to stop him and break the cycle

the whole *gasp* quincey is actually dracula's biological son!!1!1!1!!1!!1! shit is soooo washed. like 1) not only does the plot twist make no goddamn sense but 2) it's just not very shocking anymore? everyone and their mother has utilized this "twist" for sequels to dracula AND to other existing properties. please try again later babes

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That's the self insert for Quincey

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Garfunkel is not to be confused with the slightly less famous singer

I was trying to explain Goncharov to my mom, and when describing the shoe origin I couldn't remember what the ACTUAL mistranslated movie title was. I know the word but my brain was refusing to spit out the damn word, and I tried to remember what else uses that word and then it dawned on me.

Except I ended up blurting out 'Sodom and Garfunkel' to my mom, who at this point probably thinks I'm having a stroke.

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I was trying to explain Goncharov to my mom, and when describing the shoe origin I couldn't remember what the ACTUAL mistranslated movie title was. I know the word but my brain was refusing to spit out the damn word, and I tried to remember what else uses that word and then it dawned on me.

Except I ended up blurting out 'Sodom and Garfunkel' to my mom, who at this point probably thinks I'm having a stroke.

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That's awesome 😎😍

Illustration for Gawain and the Green Knight by Anning Bell

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Honestly, if a vampire fell in love with me because I looked like his long-dead lover, I would be so petulant and jealous about it. Like yeah whatever I’m a perfect copy of Griselda or whoever. What kind of food do I like. Don’t fucking say “eel pie.”

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They cannot handle the true gothic romance between Mina and her husband being as obsessed as the Addams

THIS IS SO REAL. Now I really wanna draw Jonathan and Mina as Morticia and Gomez-

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"Mina was rewarded by the narrative for being pure and a model Victorian housewife" Mina was rewarded by the narrative for being intelligent and strong and persistent even while her teeth were growing sharp and her flesh repelled holy objects even if it meant separating from her husband on the eleventh hour in order to achieve her purpose

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"Mina was rewarded by the narrative for being pure and a model Victorian housewife" Mina was rewarded by the narrative for being intelligent and strong and persistent even while her teeth were growing sharp and her flesh repelled holy objects even if it meant separating from her husband on the eleventh hour in order to achieve her purpose

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That’s it. We can just go ahead and turn the internet off now. Perfection has been attained.

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Manwë Sulimo, Lord of the winds. (Cute).

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hear me out: Atlantis The Lost Empire by Disney. But is setted in Numenor. Somehow. The story stays the same. The score, and aesthetic and all stays the same. So... The Crystal of longevity is a Silmaril? And I don't know who cast in the main roles but... Yeah. That is. Packard is Gandalf. That's the only thing I know

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Dracula adaptation where everything is EXACTLY the same except!!! nothing. Nothing is different. Its just a good adaption. Please. PLEASE!!!

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“Lucy’s death is more complicated and nuanced than ‘the slut dies first.’ ‘The slut dies first’ is why Quincy died.” -my girlfriend, this afternoon

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"New" Medieval Texts!

This community is slowly but surely working together to scan all available Arthurian texts for everyone to enjoy for free!

The new additions have been added to the Medieval Literature page. PDFs are compressed files with recognizable text for easy searching, highlighting, and sharing.

The Lancelot Compilation (scanned by @roselark) (English translation)

Les Prophesies (scanned by @liminalpsych) (French)

Li Roman de Claris et Laris (French)

Interesting Romances and Novels (English translation)

Perceval: The Story of the Grail (Burton Raffel English translation)

Sir Gawain and The Green Knight (Burton Raffel English translation)

Parzival by Wolfram von Eschenbach (English verse translation)

Sir Perceval de Galles (Modern English translation)

More to come soon!