#taz headcanon

[theheadcanonzone]

The reason why Merle kept trying to cast higher-level spells he didn't know is because he did know them during the Stolen Century. He kept forgetting that he had forgotten them, if that makes sense, he's more used to being able to cast them than he is not being able to.

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Submitted by @dullahandyke

[honeydutchboy]

headcanon that taz versus dracula is actually tres horny boys playing dnd

[mammonswhore]

MC: *Screaming against a pillow* HE'S SO HOT! I WANT TO BITE HIM ALL THE WAY TO HIS BONES AND EAT HIS FLESH!

Lucifer: What the fuck is the problem with you?

[annmaximoff18]

Nami: Where are you two going?

Y/N: we will make a cake

Sanji:Technically I'll make the cake, she'll just chat while she steals the ingredients to eat.

Y/N: hey I'm going to wash the dishes

Sanji: Oh, of course, she will wash the dishes.

Y/N: Sanji and I are a good team Nami.

Nami: good luck then

[jerreeeeeee]

davenport: sleeps curled up in the fetal position in a nest of one billion little pillows and blankets and soft things

merle: mostly sleeps in recliners rather than beds. saws fucking logs

barry: sleeps like the dead. sometimes with his hands literally folded on his chest like a dracula. he also snores in a weird wheezy way that lup finds adorable

taako: will fall asleep anywhere immediately. not always a good or deep sleep but he Will fall asleep. on his back, face down, curled in a chair, etc, and once he’s asleep he doesn’t move at all. but he does sleep restless and wakes up often in the night

lup: the clingerrrr if anyone is even remotely in her vicinity she’s an octopus. she moves around a lot in her sleep to readjust for maximum cling. of her most common victims taako accepts this and actually sleeps better that way but unfortunately barry’s unconscious body does not like it (overheats) and moves away from her in his sleep at which point she clings to him again so they’re just in a very slow chase across the bed all night </3 like this

magnus: pretty normal except he fully talks in his sleep. usually about petting dogs in his dreams

lucretia: slowly rolls in her sleep so that she ends up with all the bedding wrapped around her until someone finally just gets her a weighted blanket

[thethreeeyed-raven]

Ok so I’m thinking, reader is a regular at the Baratie and Sanji being Sanji flirts with reader. Use that as you will and I LOVE YOUR WRITING 💞(sorry the prompt is so unimaginative 😭)

flirt

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The Baratie was one of your favourite places to visit whilst you were out on the vast blue seas.

You had recently joined the 'Strawhats' crew, and your captian, Luffy, decided he was hungry.

Of course you recommended the Baratie. The food was great, the staff too. Especially the staff.

You had all sat down at a table (with Zoro struggling because of his swords).

A man approached the table, you knew who he was straight away.

"Hi, welcome to the restaurant where the only thing worse than the ambience is the food. My name is Sanji, what can I get you?" He exclaimed with a sour face.

"What's wrong with you then?"

Sanji moved his gaze from Luffy to you, a grin painting his face. "Miss Y/n!"

"You know this guy?" Luffy said, his face stuffed with the food Sanji had set down on the table.

"Very well." You tilted your head with a smile, knowing exactly what was wrong with your friend. "He took you off the line again, didn't he?"

Sanji nodded with a solemn look. "But one day Zeff'll see that I'm the best chef in the East Blue." He took out a little notebook from his pocket. "Now, what can I get for you my love?"

"The usual." You were surprised that he hadn't flirted with Nami.

But when you were around, he didn't care to please anyone else.

Sanji walked away with a kick in his step.

"Did he even get our orders?" Usopp sulked.

[montrosepretty]

I’m deeply committed to the headcanon of montrose as a trans man, but I also believe that any attachment he has to his gender is almost wholly perfunctory. It’s not even in the top five most interesting things about him. I think he spent multiple decades not examining that part of his identity, and then one day he just decided to go on t and didn’t say anything about it to anyone. His current name isn’t on any official documents because he has no desire for any sort of legal identification. He would perform any gender if he thought it would give him more sway in a grift. He transitioned to Gentleman Thief

[yoonavii]

Opla zoro (or sanji or both but separately) x reader (established relationship) where the reader has a lot of self doubt in their position in the crew believing that they don’t bring something different or unique to the table and so their just wasting space, and they the rest of the crew doesn’t care about them?

oooh! now this is a good one. believe it or not, I had to really think about how to write this. why? because there's so many possibilities of how this can go down between both boys. anyways, hope you enjoy!

Having doubt

context: Zoro and Sanji's reaction to you having doubt in your position in the crew.

 At first, Zoro might not say much when you confide in him about your self-doubt. He’s not always one for words, but his presence alone shows that he’s there to listen and support you.

Zoro’s a firm believer in the strength of the crew, and he won’t tolerate anyone, especially not you, putting themselves down. He’d likely tell you straight up that you’re part of the crew for a reason, and your unique qualities contribute to the team’s success.

When you’re feeling down, Zoro won’t hesitate to remind you of your strengths. He’ll list all the times you’ve come through for the crew and highlight your unique skills.

Zoro might suggest some training sessions together to help boost your confidence. Not only will it be good for your physical strength, but it’ll also serve as a reminder that you’re constantly improving.

Zoro’s all about action. He might challenge you to take on a task or a challenge that plays to your strengths. Achieving success in these situations can help you see your value more clearly.

Sometimes, all you need is someone to talk to, and Zoro will be there to listen, even if he doesn’t always have the perfect words to say. His calm and stoic demeanor can be reassuring in itself.

 If anyone else in the crew makes you feel inferior, Zoro won’t stand for it. He’ll step in and defend you, reminding everyone that you’re an integral part of the crew.

 Zoro might suggest spending more quality time together outside of battles and training. Whether it’s a quiet moment watching the sea or sharing a meal, these moments can strengthen your bond and boost your confidence.

Zoro may not be overly affectionate, but he’ll find his own way to show that he cares. It could be a small gesture like a reassuring touch on your shoulder or a soft smile.

Above all, Zoro is your anchor. He’s there to support you through your self-doubt and remind you that you’re an irreplaceable part of the crew. With him by your side, you’ll find the strength to overcome any challenge, including the challenge of self-doubt.

Sanji is a master at showering his loved ones with compliments. When you express self-doubt, he’ll counter it with a barrage of compliments, highlighting your unique qualities and contributions to the crew

He’s a natural motivator. Expect Sanji to give you uplifting pep talks, boosting your confidence and reminding you of your worth to the crew.

 Sanji might prepare your favorite meals to comfort you. He believes food has the power to heal both body and soul.

 He’ll surprise you with thoughtful gestures, like leaving sweet notes or small gifts to brighten your day.

 Sanji will share his own dreams and aspirations with you. He wants you to see that you both have dreams to chase and that you’re not alone in your journey.

He’ll suggest working together on tasks and projects to help you discover your strengths and unique abilities. Plus, it’s a way for you both to bond.

Sanji values quality time with you. Whether it’s a romantic dinner or a quiet evening together, he’ll ensure you feel cherished and valued.

Sanji understands that self-doubt can be emotionally taxing. He’s there to provide a shoulder to lean on and a listening ear whenever you need it.

 While he’s generally supportive, Sanji isn’t afraid to offer constructive feedback. He believes that growth comes from acknowledging weaknesses and working on them.

 If anyone in the crew ever belittles you or your abilities, Sanji will fiercely defend you. He won’t tolerate anyone making you feel inferior.

Sanji might even offer dance lessons. It’s not just about dancing; it’s a metaphor for life. He’ll teach you to move gracefully through challenges.

He’ll remind you of all the times you’ve played a crucial role in the crew’s successes. It’s a way of emphasizing your importance.

Sometimes, all you need is a warm embrace. Sanji will hold you close and make you feel safe, loved, and valued

Sanji will use affectionate gestures like forehead kisses or gentle caresses to reassure you of his love and belief in you

 Sanji may encourage you to cook together. It’s not just about the food but also about the bonding experience and feeling like you’re contributing to the crew’s sustenance.

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[anistarrose]

the thing about aro Merle is that his right arm is the soulwood one, but it would be cooler if it was his left, because then he could just paint an aromantic white ring onto the wooden middle finger. but actually wait. now that I'm thinking about it. his soulwood arm only has four fingers, counting the thumb. and depending on how you imagine the size of the ones that he does have, the ring finger could absolutely be the one missing. that fucking rules actually. I'm obsessed. now I'm headcanoning that Pannite dwarves wear their wedding rings on the right hand, just for the Aromantic Merle Symbolism. Merle would absolutely, positively tell everyone that he can't get/stay married just because he doesn't have a ring finger anymore. in fact, he would say that before he even realizes he's aromantic, I think

[seefasters]

taz steeplechase ep 32 doodles

[oughtnots]

minor spoiler for todays Steeplechase, dont read this until youve listened to it -

Middle-aged/old Montrose truthers win!!!!!!!!

RISE UP BESTIES! HE'S OLD

[theheadcanonzone]

post S&S, the THB pull a goof every year that every single birthday that angus has is his 10th birthday. it doesnt matter how old he ACTUALLY is, he's the ten-year-old-boy-detective and hes gonna STAY THAT WAY. it lasts long after he passes too, kravitz pulls him up from the astral sea to say "everyone says happy tenth birthday. double digits, very exciting!"

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Submitted by @tabooraboo

[stars-n-kites]

i. for fucking years. i was SO CONFUSED about why everyone headcanoned kravitz as an aspiring musician. i couldnt understand why everyone was in such unanimous agreement about this. when in his date with taako, he clearly said he wanted to be a train conductor!! i thought it was such an interesting character trait!! right? right? WRONG. He Just Says "Conductor". As In Also The Word For Someone Who Conducts An Orchestra, And Doubtlessly What Was Intended. why the FUCK did my brain jump immediately to train conductor

[robotwhoscreams]

This is hyperspecific but one of my favorite accidental tropes is a thing I've taken to calling 'occam's trans twin'.

It's very specifically about media that has a set of clearly identical twins except for the fact one is a woman and one is a man. In theory, yeah, there might be some weird worldbuilding or magic shenanigans or whatever that would allow for a set of identical twins of different genders, but it's just simpler to assume one is trans instead of bending over backwards assuming nonexistent authorial intent otherwise.

Extra funny points when it pulls the sister trope, the 'schrodinger's trans twin' in which both twins have the same amount of trans vibes that, until proven in canon, they could both potentially be the trans one. They both are the trans one and not the trans one at the same time.

[annmaximoff18]

Person: fuck you damn blonde *referring to Sanji*

Y/N:Hey, don't disrespect him, idiot.

Person: Wow you are such a coward that your girlfriend defends you

Sanji: I can defend myself but you already made her angry

Person: oww the little girl is already angry, and what are you going to do to me princess?

Luffy: You shouldn't have told him that

Usopp: Another island that they would prohibit us from entering

Sanji: It's worth watching her fight for my honor.

[jerreeeeeee]

favorite cookies —

davenport: chocolate chip warm from the oven

merle: those extremely dry sugar cookies from the store with the thick frosting on top. you know which ones i’m talking about

barry: oatmeal scotchies which everyone else hates

lup: double fudge ultra chocolate chunk (recipe of her own invention). every time taako makes them he’s like “i think you just like brownies will you just let me make brownies” and she’s like “NO the texture of a cookie is different!! i like the chocolate flavor but it’s better in cookie form!!” and taako’s like “that’s literally stupid.” this is a fight they’ve been having for over a hundred years. he makes them anyway

magnus: peanut butter because he is a dog

lucretia: macarons

taako: oatmeal raisin. because when he was a kid twosun was more of a typical medieval fantasy world so dried fruit was in a lot of sweets, and they were poor and oatmeal is cheaper than flour. so those were the cookies his aunt made as special treats & taught him to make. its nostalgic for him from the best part of his childhood

BONUS angus: snickerdoodle