#He's a gremlin.

[4seasonsofart]

On today's episode of "Is Thorfinn stupid or just raised by a war criminal?", we have the subject of flirting. I'd imagine that as an attractive young, single Viking, Thorfinn gets a lot of maidens in the many villages they raid and travel through, trying to subtly and not so subtly win his favor.

Obviously, Thorfinn was raised by a bunch of raging misogynists, so he doesn't think highly or much of women in his younger years. So when the time comes that a woman flirts with Thorfinn, he is flabbergasted. Most of the time, Thorfinn is unable to pick up on anybody flirting with him, so he just thinks of it as them annoying him for no reason.

On our normal cue, we have Askeladd teaching him and telling him that those village maidens are trying to win his hand in marriage. He reacts in a normal teenage way and shoves a girl to the ground. Later, Askeladd makes him flirt with a woman in exchange for another duel. He brings Bjorn along so they can laugh at this train wreck together.

The young maiden stands before Thorfinn with a bashful expression.

Cue some awful flirting.

Thorfinn panics and punches the girl, knocking her out.

"Am I married now?"

Askeladd is on his knees, barking out laughter, and Bjorn is just shaking his head and trying not to smile.

"Good job, kid. You now have your first wife."

Thorfinn indeed did not have his first girlfriend or wife.

[aficionadoenthusiast]

jason's 13 years at the super disciplined camp and several years as a leader of said camp mean it is very unlikely that he is any shade of feral, except for maybe a few minor idiosyncracies that all camp jupiter kids have because they all spent time at the wolf house, but since they all have these traits, they might be considered cultural rather than feral. however, annabeth chase, who was famously left alone until she was seven and was raised by an ancient greek horse man that used to live alone on a mountain, a barely sober god of mental illness, several other mythical beings based on animals, and approximately 37 different traumatized, exhausted, and desperate teenagers at an unregulated summer camp where she learned how to be scary by studying greek monsters, would definitely be somewhere near feral.

[kyuyua]

Red Life 💔

Seven Holy Nights of Jeremy (Joel Week) Day 3: Red

[teaableu]

My take on Tales Raph

[lobsterenthusiastt]

this has got to be my favorite c&h comic of all time. he just turns evil for no reason at all

[coffeenonsense]

"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist

[thismission]

two of the sexiest lines in this game fr

[batfamilycannons]

Bruce *storming in, burnt and covered in ash*: Where is your brother?

Damian and Tim: tf??

Tim: uh I think Jason’s in the library?

Bruce: no not him the other one

Dick, *scurries past the door*

Bruce: RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON why did you set my bed on fire

Dick: You deserve it!!

[pseudopigeons]

unhinged caffeinated koby let him cook

[pastelpigeonparadise]

I've seen a lot of Constantine mentoring Danny fics and prompts, and one of them had a random joke in the tags that John and clockwork had "history" and this immediately came into my brain

The justice league were sitting around the table, John Constantine sipping from his seemingly neverending flask and ignoring whatever the hell batsy was droning on about.

"Constantine" batman growled, "this is not a joke or a game, this is a potentially world-ending threat, pay attention"

"yeah, yeah, you got a ghost problem, do you even have a fuckin picture of 'em?" Ancients, whenever bats got on his high horse it was easier to go along with him, but he sure made it hard to like the fucker

Batman grunted and projected a staticy blurred photo of a young man with whispy white hair in a black Hazmat suit floating about a pond covered in transparent green blobs.

He couldn't contain his laugh as he looked at the photo "that's why you called this meeting? You think he's a world ending threat? Ha! Your little he'll spawn more of a threat than Danny"

Ok, so maybe it wasn't his best idea to provoke bats but seriously! This was a goddamn joke, kid wouldn't hurt a fly! Unless it was a ghost, but like, that's a ghost thing, fighting is how they make friends

"you mean you have met this entity?" Bats growled, tense and staring directly at john

"Yeah I've met him, he's my stepson" and oh, he /knew/ bats was gonna interrogate him to hell and back, but that stunned silence, the astonished aura? That was so fuvking worth it

[kawareo]

I love drawing him as not-sexy as possible

[draculings]

I played the depressed bisexual cop game for the first time and I love these absolute losers Very Much

[impossiblesublimelight]

Blitzø showing his love VS Blitzø receiving love

We all know at this point that Blitzø loves his found family. He encourages them, he protects them, and is even outright physically affectionate at times. Blitzø acts the unlovable asshole, and even outright self-sabotages his relationships in certain cases, but he can’t hide the fact that he cares. And he cares more than anyone is willing to give him credit for. Himself especially.

Which makes his reactions to his found family returning his love in their own ways all the more heartbreaking. He questions it, he’s shocked by it, and doesn’t really know how to react to it. And that says more about his true character than any facade he hides behind.

[cloud-ya]

finally beat dark gaia today, had to draw werehog about it

[ashes-in-a-jar]

The fact that everyone who ever came across Gollum, good or evil with no exceptions, spared his life despite everything about him, proves that no one is immune to little gremlins with big eyes and a tragic backstory

[chanrizard]

gremlinisms [grɛmlɪnizəms] (noun) ⁝⁝ 30 / ?? playful, mischievous behavior adopted by cute dongsaengs when they’re feeling particularly feisty .

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