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this has got to be my favorite c&h comic of all time. he just turns evil for no reason at all
#196#shitpost#calvin and hobbes#c&h#shitposting#the capital corrupted him#he went evil mode#little gremlin
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putting my hands on your shoulders looking directly into your eyes why are you so insistent that Dazai is faking every emotion every second of every day except when he's acting mean or evil why do you think his dark side is more true than his happier or sillier sides
do you not also have multiple facets you show different people? are we not all beautiful multifaceted individuals? are your actions and reactions not influenced by your emotions and state of mind?
can't he laugh at his own jokes? can't he fondly think of the Agency? can't he be dramatic because he wants to? can't he be surprised by something suddenly happening, even if he knew it would happen? do you not jump when the jack in the box gets out even if you were the one working the mechanism?
why would the mean persona be more real? why would any and all joy be faked? why are you only allowing him misery?
#sorry i saw one too many posts talking about dazai's ''masks'' and how he hides his true self from the ada#and what of it if he still has the potential to hurt others? what of it if he's good at hurting? every day he chooses not to lean into it#not too far at the very least.#isn't kyouk.a skilled at killing? did she not choose not to do it?#i'm not saying dazai's never acting (because it does happen) i'm saying too many people are too quick to brush off-#every non-serious non-mean emotion as ''playing an act''#why would the mean persona not be a fake?? you thought about that??? what biases are you holding here#he makes jokes. he acts silly. he's a drama queen. he loves it.#you know what IS tiring? having to look evil and untouchable and impassive in front of a whole organization every day as a teenager#as soon as he gets to lupin with od.a and ang.o he goes silly mode. heck- when he *met* ang.o it was because he went silly mode.#as soon as chuuy.a is in proximity he starts yelling children's insults and starts stupid competitions#his silly mode is just as integrated into his personality as the capacity to be the scariest most evil person you've seen#they are not mutually exclusive and having the capacity for either does not mean acting on them#as asagiri said in an interview: bsd isn't about change it's about adaptation. kyouk.a has the talent to kill. she just chooses not to.#dazai has the skills to be evil. he just chooses good.#that got long in the tags sorry#apparently i talk sometimes
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o wow yakumo almost died lololololololol
#eiden said that actually showing up encased in essence is not kuyas style#and we all collectively went oH NO........(😂)#almost dispersed into a million pieces RIP yakuchan#tHe CLATTERING SOUND FX WHEN HE'S REVEALED#what is he. a skellybones. you can hear his skin shaking from the stress#i wonder if quincy woulda stopped the punch if eiden didnt call out#maybe he woulda realised last second and stopped the punch anyway#I'm sure he woulda recognised old fox's essence so he...probably would have stopped?#unless he was in fistbrain mode. force only. violence solves everything#anyway thanks for reverting yakumo back to his shrivelled shivering state i am actively Trope-ing him#kuya just pouting like Danbg. NOTHING is new to ancient tired boor of a logman.#yaku apologising profusely in the corner#wondering if yaku did that show all on his own#or if kuya was creeping over his shoulder like some evil backstage manager#'activate the mist. shadow stage left. switch lights. OK THAT'S YOUR CUE' *kicks yaku out of the bush*#desert island knockout
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UNPROMPTED ASKS || always accepting
@countlessrealities sent; The call had come both as a surprise and as something Morty was expecting. He wouldn't have gone as far as to say that it had become a habit, but these days it wasn't uncommon for his counterpart to call him and ask for his company.
Meg's murder had taken an undeniable toll on his other self, one that ran too deeply for Morty's liking, but he tried to ignore the gnawing jealousy by focusing on how the bright side. How strongly wanted and needed he was, as the only true source of comfort his counterpart had.
So, just as he had done the previous times, he made a quick job of rescheduling the rest of his engagements for the day and he headed over to the other Citadel, perhaps taking a minute longer than it was strictly necessary. A way to make his presence craved just a little longer, without bringing any extra harm to his mirror image.
When the door was open for him, the president stepped in without a word, waiting for the sound of the lock to click before turning to look at his other self. He took in the light shaking of those fingers, the paleness of that face, the sorrow in those eyes, stalling for the briefest moment to savour the knowledge that he was the only one who could have taken it away.
"I'm here. And I'll stay for as long as you need me," he finally spoke, wrapping his counterpart in a hug. "I won't leave until you want me to."
His arms tightened around the other's frame, in equal measure comforting and possessive, and he pressed a light but lingering peck against that temple, before he inched backwards a little, just enough to allow their gazes to meet. His lips brushed against hs counterpart's mouth next, before he spoke again, not truly breaking the kiss.
"Tell me what you need and I'll give it to you."
[[ for the E-Mortys! || This was supposed to be sweet, but writing it I realised how twisted af it is >.> ]]
Waiting for the other felt like years, but it wasn't anyone's fault other than his own. Morty's mind raced and his body felt so weak, paralyzed from the emotions that dug and tore at him. It wasn't the grief of losing Meg that made him this way. Her death was saddening, but not this heartbreaking.
What did it was his own stupidity. Unable to do something when he knew he had the power, the knowledge, to do it. He couldn't even say anything to her. At least give her some peace before she went. Not because he meant it, not because he felt it strongly in that moment. He just wanted to make sure that she knew that she was loved and cared for. To the only extent that he knew how to do.
And it ate at him. The way he replayed those events in his head. Staring blankly as his girlfriend was stabbed, falling to his knees. The disappointment in her eyes. The fact that she could never----
Those thoughts were disrupted when he heard the door. It didn't take him long to rush towards it and greet his boyfriend. Those arms around his body. His counterpart's presence enveloping him. Suffocating him in a pleasant way as if this is the only person he should keep his mind focused on. A subtle reminder that nothing else mattered when the other was around. Exactly the way he wanted it.
Both of his hands slid up those arms, rested on those shoulders. His eyes closed when lips met with his temple, head tilted a little as their lips brushed. It was intoxicating, addictive, and it made him crave so much more.
Eyes fluttered open when he realized it was his turn to speak, it took him a while. Just a minute. The emotions he felt, good and bad, making it harder for him.
"All -- All I want i-is you," He couldn't exactly get a hold of his stuttering, but it was just them, so he wouldn't mind. "Y-You're all that I need right now and forevermore,"
His head fell down, landing to bury it within his counterpart's chest. "St-Stay with me for a few days, please, I-I don't want to sleep alone."
#countlessrealities#{ answers. ✦ }#{ ic ; 🧭 evil morty }#{ v2. 🧭 'ɴᴏᴡ... ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ' }#{ ᵐᵒʳᵗⁱᵐᵉʳ ⁺ ᵐᵒʳᵗⁱᵐᵉʳ || 🧭 ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀɪɴꜱ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴀꜱ ᴄᴏʟᴅ }#{ arc. 🧭 ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪɴᴇꜱᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴏꜱᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀɪɴ }#{ HAHA OUCH FDSHJKFHSKDJ }#{ but anyway he went from being in panic mode to being dazed by the loving gestures and he's xD }#{ just so dizzy but he enjoys it fhdsjkfhjkds }
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i wish i had a full list of which lser cares about their hearts and who doesnt and how cause i think the differences in how they perceive the games core mechanics are really interesting and could really give us a lot of insight into their mindsets and how their experiences on ls shape them
#mine.txt#naturally the ppl who die a lot dont care about their hearts nearly as much as the ones who dont#but theres also so many intricacies in their different perspectives#like every member of the PlayersTMM dont care about their hearts nearly as much as team batman/30ht/whatever their trio name is#but mapicc prefers being on 20 hearts and kept lamenting not being on 20 hearts earlier in the season which lessened as time went on#vs zam who prefers being on 10 (when not in super evil lock in mode) and only really starts fearing for his life when hes at 3 or less#meanwhile minute and jumper both hoard hearts but minute gives them out to others somewhat freely while jumper does not
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ok some personal speculation here Im gonna type a bunch of meaningless tags so you have to expand them to look. pls dont look if you havent already voted in round 3
#Do not expand the tags pretty please#I have thoughts I need to get out there#blah blah blah blah blah ok I think this is good#anyway I think the reason Armie is winning (at least my logic) is that 'little girl in a wheelchair' is a fighting boundary that many#characters wouldnt necessarily cross. iirc she hasnt been against anyone outright evil yet.#She was up against Barry Caidin but he goes into biscuits mode when around Iris.#And like. even if you are willing to fight someone in general a wheelchair bound child is still like. kicking a 3 legged puppy.#meanwhile Armie has no such qualms AND a drone.#Like I think if she went up against De Killer or someone thatd be a lose condition but so far shes holding in there
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dream visitor: you haven't been using the parasite you don't think you need it
rain: did you see me kill two people in one turn and nearly kill a third with my reaction just now
#we took out the entire goblin camp and no one in the party even went down#i think i'm doing fine without your brain bug#it's called explorer mode baby#the dream lady seems less suspicious than she did in early access#but she seemed like Mad Evil in early access so i'm Suspicious#but that was a really delightful opening round from rain in that fight#a gobbo went first and shot at him (mistake) and he threw the arrow back and took her to 1hp#and then with his normal attack and bonus unarmed strike he killed two humans#like don't even fuck with monks#especially not this one he's having a weird week#fel's bg3#oc: rain
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Controversial and possibly insane take... but
This pokemon is k!Luzu coded <3
#Luzu#karmaland#copying AD's post but with my favorite karma chico because I'm shameless and unoriginal <3#okay k!Luzu would 100% be a dark type- you cannot tell me he wouldn't be#and this pokemons duality motif fits with the good!Luzu evil!Luzu stuff#post k4 elections arc he's been stuck in the 'hangry' mode ever since even at k5's start#just like how he is still evil!Luzu even after both memory wipes he went through#originally I wanted to make him something 'cooler' (aka emo and edgy LMAO) but like...... this spoke to me more LOL#(My runner-up pics would've been absol umbreon or zoroark just so you know)#he can be cool and edgy and emo and also cute like the way weird girls who went to hot topic and love gir in 2011 were- asdhja- im sorry-#if k!Luzu had a pokemon team it'd be almost all dark types- like the big scary intimidating kind#but he treats them very nicely and loves them a lot <3
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The Monster Falls Apart & The Monster Exposed: forehead kisses and touches
#the monster falls apart#the monster exposed#ogeretsu tanaka#hadakeru kaibutsu#revisted this series because it's both hot AND heartbreaking AND fulfilling (and idc for her more recent series sdfhfnf)#anyways I really love kan-chan. I love the way his story is told from multiple POVs and how his character changed over time#I love how his story with Yumi is not just a black and white 'this person is evil this person is a helpless victim' story because it's more#complicated than that. it's about the cycle of abuse and about trauma and about how both of them were not right for each other.#sometimes loving someone isn't enough and you can't magically make them go back to the person they used to.#like I think Yumi stayed out of guilt and a false sense of pride even when he was for all intents and purposes emotionally cheating#and I think the biggest act of love Kan-chan was still capable of at that time was letting Yumi go and breaking up with him.#And then there's Shuuna. ah man. I like that he's sooo out of his depth lol#he's soo in love and he has no idea how to tackle the whole mess that an older Kan-chan is but like#the love they have for each other and the way they DO manage to get through to each other? yea.#you can really feel the difference in maturity at times and that's also a really well done characterization!!#I liked the one author's comment where it's said about him that he went through love on easy mode until he met Kan-chan haha#also the flashbacks... that's a lotta baggage. like I don't blame Yumi for not knowing and it makes sense Kan-chan won't forgive himself#but still. he was never just some evil guy who did that shit out of pure malice when he was experiencing so much abuse and pressure.#(which doesn't make his actions any more okay but it makes his character more complicated and tragic.)#oh and one final thing I love about this series and the connected stories: the thing about life is that it goes on and the people who leave#our lives still continue living in this world. and you may choose or just happen to never meet again.#and no matter who hurt who the memories of each other will remain. the bad. but also the good.#and hopefully you get to continue on making new- making good memories.
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soo … all i can say is im ovulating 🤗 this is a part for my best friends mom series
“mmm rub her faster mama” connie stood above you, his sock covered feet sinking into the mattress as the camera flashed repeatedly above you. your ring finger shined against the flashing light of him photographing how you fingered yourself. “one more finger you can do it. you take more with my dick baby” being much older than connie you thought the relationship would have challenge, tribulations. but really the only tribulation was you hiding him from your son.
“yea, pretty ass pussy with a big ass ring” connie zoomed more into your wet cunt that was leaking all over the covers. he took a pictures just as jucices dripped from your clenched hole to your ass. “c-connie” you whined bucking into you hand, connie slowly getting on his knees. he paused his photoshoot to place a gentle kiss on your puffy clit, a smirk on his face that let you get a glimpse of his shining grills. “what ma’ma?” your eyes rolled to the back of your head when your fingers touched a spacific spot. connie immediately putting the camera back up and dropping a large wad of spit directly on your hole making your legs shake.
“m-moveee!” you tried kicking him with your foot, connie laughing at you and grabbing ahold of the body part, turning the camera on video mode and towards himself. “my baby such a slut” he looked into the camera smiling, still using his other hand to hold you foot. “mm” he said to himself looking at your pretty white toes, his mouth moving before he could think. tounge swrirling against your big toe making sure the camera caught how he groaned against your feet - saliva dripping everywhere, while you cried- pussy pulsing in the background.
connie tuned the camera back towards you, a evil laugh fall from him as he let your foot go, and let the camera get the view of your pussy and face. pretty brown tits laying on your chest the went up and down quickly. “you finna cum baby?” connie knew you were, already seeing the thick cream gushing out of you, just when you stomach began to bubble, connie moved two of his fingers to rub your clit while the three in your hole worked faster.
“c-connieeeoooo s-stop! g-gottaaaa-” you couldn’t even let him know what was happening before squirt started shooting out of you. connie’s obnoxious laugh was in the video- him angling the camera to capture how he got his face closer and opened his mouth drinking up everything you had to offer. in the shoot, connie’s hand shook as he pulled out his own tan dick that was red. he began pumping himself for the camera. your cunt finally done and leaving you a twitching mess. “yea, fuck- love this pussy!” he let go of his cock to slap your pussy making a small wet sound erupt in the room setting him off.
“l-love my fuckin wifeee” his threw his head back camera falling on the bed, as his cum painted your pussy, the camera only getting the sexy sound that came from you both.
#— writings!#connie x reader#connie x black reader#connie x reader smut#connie springer x chubby reader#connie springer x black reader#connie springer x reader#connie springer smut#connie smut#aot x black reader#aot x chubby reader#aot x reader#aot smut#attack on titan x black reader#attack on titan x reader#attack on titan smut#anime x chubby reader#anime smut#anime x black!reader
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fuck it. going to put as many tags as possible on this post and see what happens.
#196#lobsterposting#lobster posting#crustacean#crustacean posting#lobster#lobster-posting#lobster_posting#crustacean-posting#crustacean_posting#friday night funkin#fashies get the bashies#quotes#he went evil mode#forward this message to everybody!!! now!!!!#ruleposting#how did they not get sued#yeahhh#animation#the simpsons#detective#family guy#gaming#hazbin hotel#jermaposting#kpop#landscape#artfight 2023#baldur's gate 3#sims 4
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Presenting: The AU I accidentally created OOPSIE!! 😬😬😬
And yes, I know, it's another Seperation AU, and yes YES, I KNOW, they're a bit overdone at this point, bUT LISTEN!! That's precisely how I ended up in this situation!!!
So there's a lot of Seperation AUs exploring a lot of different scenarios with the turtles being raised, well, seperately. I've seen quite a few of them at this point, and despite whatever the combination is when it comes to turtle + parental figure, I'm sure I'm not the only one who has noticed a pattern of specifically Donnie often being raised by a villain. Which makes sense, he has a tendency to put on this evil-mad-scientist-act in the show, so of course a lot of us want to see what Donnie would actually be like as a proper antagonist. But that just made me think think of the opposite possibility, of Donnie being the singular good guy while his brothers are all bad guys. Mind you, I'm sure SOMEONE must've thought of this concept before me, but I haven't seen it! So here we are!
In this AU (which doesn't have a name so don't ask!) Splinter only managed to yoink Donnie during The Incident™, so he ended up an only child, while Raph, Leo and Mikey were raised by Draxum. I also imagine Draxum being at least a decent dad considering the circumstances, so the kids he raised ended up with pretty similar personalities to what they have in canon.
Because of that we get Hero Donnie who acts all villainous cuz he's a total theaterkid, and Villain Raph, Leo and Mikey who act all heroic cuz they honestly believe they're doing the right thing in literally destroying all of humankind and as a result developed an intense case of main character syndrome.
Anyway here's some references-
I don't know how far I'll explore this AU. I fully intended to just make like one or two posts rambling about the basic concept, but when I was drawing these images my brain went into full Brain Blast mode and I started coming up with a bunch of other ideas so uh... we'll see how this turns out later I guess haha
#Tiz Sep AU#tizel art#tizel talk#my art#illustration#digital art#tmnt#rottmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt fanart#tmnt au#rottmnt au#rotttmnt seperation au#raph#leo#donnie#mikey#rise raph#rise leo#rise donnie#rise mikey#april o'neil#rise april
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and then he puts it away bc he used it already
Chapter 589
#naruto#naruto shippuden#uchiha madara#''ughhhh super embarrassing that u guys didn't die when i said u would lol. just gonna put this back now''#like. i don't think he used susanoo even once after he went evil ninja jesus mode??? can you imagine how cool that would've been#too cool clearly
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Pt2Danny Accidentally becomes the Ghost king, the president and the biggest threat to Bruce's social status.
Pt 1 link:
Part 2 Danny becomes the president.
Amity Parkers are the most adaptable people in the world. They're barely fazed by anything.
If you throw them into a situation that they are very unfamiliar with, it'll only take them five minutes to adjust before they start planning on how to live with this situation.
The Amity Parker mindset is: "Oh, I guess this is happening now."
So when the ghosts start attacking? The Amity Parkers immediately look for ways to avoid and protect themselves from the ghosts, not even questioning why ghosts are real. The only thing they think about is, "Damn, there's a ghost. I hope it doesn't attack the theater; I really want to see that movie."
When Phantom had his debut as a hero? The Amity Parkers started looking for ways to help, ways to keep out of his way (some to try and keep him away). The thought running through their minds was, "So this one is trying to protect us? Guess we have a hero now."
Amity Parkers don't spend their time getting mad at the sudden change of routine, the sudden loss of normalcy, or the broken buildings. Amity Parkers don't ask why and how ghosts are real, don't question if all ghosts are evil or if there are some good ghosts, and don't even think of how to get rid of them completely (they're part of the community now). They only look for ways to keep themselves from getting overshadowed. They definitely don't spend time thinking if the ghosts could bring more danger in the future or looking for more information for possible contingency plans. They aren't Batman; they believe that if the present is good, then the future will be better.
Point is, Amity Parkers are resilient and adaptable. They will take everything in stride and focus on the present. So what if some ghosts attack and block the street? They need to get to work, so they'll just drive around it.
After the whole Pariah Dark thing, they become liminal, gaining some form of super strength and glowing eyes (symptoms vary based on how strong the radiation on a person is). A normal human would think, "OH MY GOD, I'M DYING!" The Amity Parkers went, "Oh, cool, this is cool, but now I'm having a problem with opening doors without breaking the knob. Maybe the Fentons could do something about it, make stronger knobs or something."
When some babies started gaining some inhuman features? Some start floating? (Sharper ears, fangs. Babies adapt to things faster, so they get more ecto radiation.) The Amity parents went, "Is there a way to keep my child on the ground without leashing them like a dog?" Then proceeded to make a help blog for other Amity parents dealing with the same things.
So when the ghosts start becoming more of the community rather than enemies, the Amity Parkers just shrugged and asked for a book of ghost customs so they don't accidentally offend them.
When the Fentons started making ghost and human-safe items, no one even questioned why Danny had so much money and was funding his parents' research.
When Danny's name was almost (if not) in everything and he seemed to own most of the town, no one questioned it.
But everything changed when the GIW came again. Even the Amity Parkers weren't expecting this change.
The GIW waltzed in, claiming the liminal town was theirs to play with and started attacking everyone, including the Amity Parkers. The Amity Parkers went full defense mode, protecting the ghosts that were now their friends/neighbors/lovers, making sure that nothing would harm them.
They learned that it was Vlad who called on the GIW. He was pissed and petty that the crown was taken from him and decided to report his liminal town, pretending to be a "concerned mayor" who "wants his people to be healed."
The Amity Parkers were mad... they were furious.
And in the moment they saw Phantom fall to the ground, unconscious, and watched him de-transform from the hero King Phantom to the kid that owns and funds the most helpful companies in town, something changed. Something in the Amity Parkers changed.
Keep in mind that Amity Parkers don't change; they remain the same as they adapt to whatever change the world throws at them.
NEVER ONCE HAD THE AMITY PARKERS DECIDED TO MAKE A CHANGE THEMSELVES.
The first thing they changed? Their mentality. NEVER AGAIN WERE THEY GOING TO LET OUTSIDE FACTORS CHANGE THEIR LIVES. THIS IS THEIR TOWN AND IT WILL STAY THAT WAY.
God help the GIW for being their first victims.
An angry town of liminals, ghosts, and borderline gods, who have access to the Fentons' very destructive and effective technology.
Vs.
The regular GIW humans with anti-ghost tech they stole from the Fentons and nothing against liminals.
The battle was a swift victory, destroying not only the GIW in town but also all of its branches (and Vlad) with almost no traces of them even existing in the first place.
The change didn't stop there, however.
The Amity Parkers banded together with Team Phantom and the Fentons (minus Danny, as he is healing and shouldn't know about their plans; the hero should rest) and took out some of that ghost king money that Danny's trying to get rid of. They crashed the UN meeting while kidnapping the president of America.
The Amity Parkers have decided that Amity Park is theirs; it belongs to the people and its heroes. But how is it supposed to be truly theirs if they have to follow the rules of the country that funded the GIW?
A couple of death threats, bribing, more death threats and more money bribing to make sure the anti ecto acts are gone and the League of Bitches (Phantom called the JL that, and the Amity Parkers decided it was true) doesn't know about it, and a couple of hours in the nightmare realm (courtesy of Fright Knight, who happily participated when he found out what happened), and Amity Park was now its own independent country.
They decided that Tucker was to be a main part of security, letting him put up another firewall like the GIW did to make sure no one knows about their country. They don't want the League of Bitches or any outsider in the King's Haunt. It's theirs now; it belongs to the Ghost King of Amity Park, outsiders be gone.
And when it came to deciding who would be leader? There was no hesitation as they wrote down:
Daniel "Danny Phantom" Fenton, King of the Infinite Realms, King and President of Amity Park.
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A couple of years later, Batman, finding hints of a "Lazarus pit" in Illinois, send Flash to look around for anything suspicious. Flash, hyper focused on following his gps, hits a wall, literally faceplants into it.He double checks his map, the wall wasn't supposed to be there. He goes around it, there no way in, no way out. He goes back to batman and reports.
Pt3 soon.
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#batman#danny phantom#danny fenton#dc x dp#dpxdc#amity parkers be like#amity park is liminal#everyone is liminal#danny doesnt know any of this.#there may or may not be murder.#there was no hesitation#seriously#peopole should be smarter#they should know not to mess with the supernatural#idiots#danny would be pissed#how dare you compare our clean ecto to those#contaminated pits#flash need to look at where he's going#loooooorrrrreeee#wes is an exception#since theres not much conspiracy theoriest in amity
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I got political whiplash on Threads. First, everyone was screaming, “All is lost!” I came back an hour later, and everyone was screaming, “We Ride at Dawn!”
The right-wingers are in panic mode. Steven Miller was practically screaming on Feckless news. 🤣
I mean. The right-wingers' entire mentality, the fuel for the January 6 attempted coup, the recent SCOTUS President God-King Immunity ruling, and all the rest, is premised on the simple fact that the president is indeed, Almighty God King who serves for life and will never, ever willingly give up his power. So that's how I can guarantee that the GOP, because they are short-sighted fascist morons, did not plan for this. Their entire strategy was built around attacking Biden, because they hate him. Like, really hate him. He defeated Trump the first time and there was still a good chance that he could do it again. Trump got impeached the first time for trying to extort Zelenskyy for dirt on Biden, because he didn't want to face him. That's why they went after Hunter on largely bogus charges, tossed around the idea of impeaching Biden, actually (uselessly) impeached Mayorkas, etc.
And yet, because Biden (even if he was forced to do it) decided to step away and voluntarily give up his presidential power instead of wrecking American democracy to hold onto it, that has broken their little shriveled fascist brains. They literally can't comprehend it, and I can guarantee they're now shit scared about having to face Kamala, a brown woman, who is the epitome of everything their tiny evil brains hate. As noted by those bangin' fundraising numbers, there is also a lot of excitement around her. And suddenly, after MONTHS of "this election is a referendum on which old and mentally declining man you hate more," that has been removed as a factor. (Watch the media suddenly forget all about age and/or mental competency as a factor now that Biden is out. Does it apply to Trump, you ask? CRICKETS.)
Kamala is going to mop the f'n floor with Trump at the next presidential debate, and I guarantee that the GOP knows that too. Because yes, if Biden had another bad debate, or if he has a bad case of COVID that might end up giving him long-covid symptoms or keeping him off the trail for days or weeks, that would have been very, very hard to recover from. Now the GOP is the one stuck with an old, mentally baffled, virulently hated presidential candidate and the most pro-Russia, anti-woman, demonstrable-sellout whitebread VP pick imaginable, that they had to choose because Trump nearly got the last one killed and he wasn't interested in the job again, for some weird reason. And as we have pointed out before, this is the last-chance saloon for Trump in any number of ways, and he has been demonstrably overconfident the last few weeks as the media was consumed with discussion of Biden's stumbles rather than Trump's manifold unfitness, treason, felonies, and all the rest.
I don't agree with Biden on everything he has ever done in his long career in public service, but I will say that I don't think he would have actually done this if he wasn't eventually convinced, for whatever reason that might be, that it was the right decision. And my one big fear about him stepping down was that the party would instantly fracture, people would start flogging unrealistic Magical White Boy replacements, and otherwise insist on an "open mini-primary!" or some other fucking bullshit. Now, there are still a few idiots trying that, but by and large, the Democratic power apparatus has instantly thrown its weight behind Kamala. That doesn't excuse them for the weeks of wibbling Anonymous Sources self-sabotage beforehand, and I still vote that we destroy the billionaires at our next opportunity, but if we can stick with that and keep up those mongo fundraising numbers, we might indeed actually have a better chance than before, and that was what this was all about.
As I noted yesterday, Black women have been disproportionately influential in taking Trump down (think Leticia James, Fani Willis, etc) and there is undoubtedly a huge, HUGE amount of poetic justice if Kamala can be the one to stick the knife in his greasy orange gut once and for all. I can likewise guarantee the GOP is well aware of that, and the fact that while they can yell even louder and trot out the same old racist, sexist, misogynist fearmongering dirtbag attacks they used on HRC, that is a strategy with demonstrably diminishing returns (it sure as hell isn't going to help them win any more female or suburban or black voters or anyone else we always hear about how they're Making Inroads with). And we're not going to talk about how it's Obvious that America would never elect a black female president. Obama won two terms. Even with all that weight of frothing misogyny and DECADES of Republican smear machines, HRC won the popular vote and was ratfucked out of the Electoral College by the slimmest of margins, after a massive interference campaign by the Russians. It is fucking possible, we are going to do it, and the Republicans are so, SO FUCKING SCARED of having to live in an America run by a brown woman, that can only be for the good.
Kamala Harris 2024. Let's go.
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So I saw the headcannons of reader as Catnap and Dogday and I fell in love with the way you write! So I was wondering if you could do a headcannon about the reader being bendy from bendy and the ink machine?
Like the reader can draw and bring ink creatures to help around the hotel, maybe draw some decorations for the hotel? Sometimes going full on ink demon form to protect it or just pick up their friends on their back to make them feel taller
And the reader was actually an animator at joey drew studios and died, I think that would be pretty cool!
P.s I would love if the reader was wearing the same suit bendy wore in bendy and the dark revival
HAZBIN HOTEL X BENDY!READER
Prompt: a cute “little” demon becomes a resident who helps with the designs around the hotel!
Starting off. You definitely appeared as baby bendy 😘 with ya cute ass red bow or white bow. What ever you want the bow color as you showed up to the door trying to seem professional as Charlie gushes at your cuteness and lets you in.
The picture of baby bendy in the car, yeah you have that as you literally fuckin' zoom in the hallways drinking apple juice like a bad ass kid….bendy!Reader and chibi!Reader both doing races to make sinners poor😭 lil evil asses….
I imagine Angel dust and Alastor ganging up on you as a team to insult you by your height until you grow up to ink demon from with a roar.
“HOLY SHIT-” “Oh my.” They both said as you they were blew off by the power of your roar. So you felt happy seeing them shocked to see that part of you as Charlie didn’t see it and had commented how adorable you are with your suit.
Shit you are a devil in an angel’s suit‼️
You still wore the suit you had in when you met Audrey…man you miss her. But you are getting taken care of by Charlie and her friends here. Plus her father.
You help design the banners around the place! And even your small ink minions help as well.
I can imagine bendy! Reader being like “fuck it.” Because they can’t reach for the cereal and turn into normal height looking bendy and just starts to act as if it’s normal. While in the background, the crew has pure confusion on their face. Like, “what the fuck? You can be taller?”
“Yeah! Pretty neat right?” “..Im out of here…” husk says walking away as niffty goes up to you excited to talk to you about your height.
You ran over alastor’s foot once….you never speeded over 120 mph in your whole life seeing Alastor chase after you.
I imagine you going to normal height as you are just chilling with your small or long tail swinging and husk gets curious as he picks it up with his paw. “So…this ya tail right here?” You nodded reading the new paper. “So you’re a sinner demon?” “I ain’t nothin'” you said with a smirk as you disappeared in ink.
No one knows what exactly what you are. You don’t have the basic looks to look like a sinner or a hell born. So it’s kinda confusing to other.
You’re obviously a human who died to the ink as you use to animate bendy…so you’re bendy?? Does that make since because whatever you died by is your demon form….hopefully that made sense..
You once went full ink demon mode because a sinner tried to attack at you and husk while just running errands for the hotel. You transformed getting taller with the ink covering your face as you growl and slashes at them with a giant gloved hand covered in ink. And after that husk respected you more.
“Bendy/reader, can you help me make a cute star design?” Vaggie asked as Charlie was trying to make a star gazing banner. You nodded with your cartoony smile and pulls out a marker and started to draw on the air. The star in the air becomes to life as vaggie’s eyes widen.
“Uhm…oh wow. Thanks?” Vaggie says as she walks away with question marks visible while you just smile.
Y’know those dubbed comics where bendy has an accent? I feel like that’s cannon because you and Angel would be babbling about which part of city you guys were from.
I can see sir Pentious and you doing crafts as you made him an ink cartoon flower as he made you a bracelet bead with your name on it.
Lucifer will definitely play violin as you tap dance. Just a wholesome ass moment fr 💗🦆
You one time had fat nuggets in your doom buggy as you guys had shades just chilling around the hotel like bad asses✨
You miss your original family when you were alive and working. But everytime you open your eyes, you are greeted by the sweet comfort of your new family in the hazbin hotel.
You one time made an ink sculpture of your family and you tried to hold your smile but it faltered as you cry at how you missed your family as the ink sculpture melted due to your emotions.
Alastor appeared in your room seeing you sad little state as he comforted you. He had taken a liking to you ever since you joined the crew.
I can see you being childish because of your shortness so you use it to your advantage. YOU AND ALASTOR MAKE YOUR INK DEMONS FIGHT LIKE POKÉMON 😭😭
lol imagine bendy!reader making a whole like of fake ass tarrot cards to fuck with people as you have that smirk on your face.
“You’re gonna get run over toots…watch your back..” “what. The. Fuck-”
They got ran over by a mysterious person and a car….who knew who it was…it was you, you little bastard.
When the hotel has a talent and show day or night, you remembered how you animated bendy to do ballet and tap dancing. So with your information, that’s what you did. Yeah some sinners laughed..but some aplaude as they found it cute and so did your friends
You making ink blob bracelets for your friends as you can make them solid is a goal for real.
Headcannon on how you would try to make ink sculptures, but failing as you huff in anger and smash it with a full ink demon hand as the rest of your body is fine.
Headcannon of you just accidentally leaving ink footprints as you took off your shoes once 😭 niffty doesn’t complain as she likes to clean tho
I can see Lucifer picking your small body up happy for you to be so small as he has started in his eyes. And you are like annoyed at how the cast picks you up like a baby.
LMAO THAT WALMART MEME STOPPP😭😭 LUCIFER PUTS YOU UP TO THE DAMN WALMART CAMERA HAVING ALASTOR ALSO PICK LUCI UP 😭😭
I imagine you and Alastor having either a “bad ass son x calm father” troupe or a “non-biological sibling” troupe as you two get quite along
Your little ass doom buggy is such a weapon when needing to take a troubled guest in the hotel….YOU RAN THEM OVER?! 😨 ALL PEOPLE SEE IS A SMALL ASS INK DEMON HAVING A GUEST SCREAMING AS THEY GET RUNNED OVER TO THE DOOR-
So when the angels came for the battle, you were sure damn ready as you suffocated them in ink and control them into killing their own.
After seeing your full demon form, you definitely had been seen in a different light. They don’t see you as the cute baby bendy they seen you before.
Nah nah. They see you as a grown ass person as you are not in the baby bendy phase but more like the fanart type shit looks. With your charm, you definitely bring in some customers. 
HOPED YOU GUYS LIKED THIS AS THIS IS ALL I COULD COME UP WITH 🦆💗 MWAH
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