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swankshrimp · 5 months ago

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This came to me in a dream

#Trump assassination #Well it was an attempt but I want to call it that #He would not have missed bro #fallout new vegas #fnv #fallout #Craig boome #Boone #Might be a tad controversial #Donald Trump #Trump #Courier 6 #Idk what I'm doing with tags #Just turn on your vats bro

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lotus-pear · 3 months ago

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charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

#WOW WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT THEYD BE MY FAVORITES. THIS TOTALLY WASNT EXPECTED. NOT AT ALL.#i have lots of persona art its just uncolored dw #doing the shujin trio next i miss them so bad☹️☹️ also i need pegoryu content to stay sane and alive #anyway they're like. actually fucking insane 💀💀💀💀#like lawlight level toxic yaoi its so absurd #like i was like damn soukoku is intense WHO ARE THESE FREAKS #WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY LIKE THIS.#ACTUALLY FUCKING INSANE. LIKE EXTREMELY MENTAL AND SICK IN THE HEAD.#AKECHI IS A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH #god they actually make me so fucking AUAUAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH #i NEED to finish royal shidos palace GUTTED ME #they were initially so funny to me bc right off the bat you can tell how much of a FREAK akechi is just paraphrasing hegel #and being so ferevently obsessed with ren its like bro why is this guy straightup dickriding us for telling him we like our eggs well done #ANYWAY their dynamic always felt so sad to me bc it was akechi just desperately clawing for what ren had the entire time ☹️#and the more he realized how worthless he was in comparison the more mentally unhinged he became until he actually broke #me when the trope is “the love was there but it wasn't enough to save them” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (FUCKING DEVASTATING)#ermmm anyway yea they're neat. ig #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #goro akechi #shuake #akeshu #lotus draws

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the-random-phan · 2 months ago

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Ectoberhaunt Day 13

Isekai: Old Hero New World

#i have Thoughts about Harbinger!Danny #bro is Very interesting in Aether bc he wants to go home #he and aether would prob get along rly well tbh #this danny is kinda bitter bc he's been separated from his family. but he can be a silly goofy guy occasionally #he and childe are besties. i declare this now. both love their families and want to protect them #also- abyss and ghost zone?? hmmmmmmmm #abyssal energy is ectoplasm... maybe?#idk #oooh that would be neat bc then danny is like the exact opposite of aether/lumine (with their full/light power)#danny has a fake cryo vision. bro doesn't really need a delusion but he can have an anemo one. as a Treat #(he wants to be Free of this world)#danny just wants to go home but no he gets dropped into the middle of snezhnaya smh #ALSO. back to the point of the post lol-#danny HATES dottore. but also the guy kinda reminds him of his parents (who he rly misses). it's very trauma-bond-y.#danny phantom #dp #ectober #eh 24 #day 13 #ectoberhaunt24 #ectoberhaunt 2024 #ectoberhaunt #(its rly late i know but i'm not stressing this year✨️)#(dottore is also equally fascinated in danny.but no way in HECK is danny gonna let him experiment. so dottore has to be Subtle about it lol)#genshin impact #scaramouche #combining my fixations 👉👈 (always)

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somegrumpynerd · 19 hours ago

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More dude and bruh texts

#UTDR #UTMV #My Art #Cross Sans #Epic Sans #Kross ship #Kinda? Implied maybe?#These two share a bed regardless of relationship. I've just decided #Maybe implied krepic? Because Wick is in my head lol #Epic's collection of pictures of Killer sleeping on Cross grows #He has a whole album on his phone and if Cross knew he would probably combust #Anyway I woke up at 4am and couldn't get back to sleep and my brain would NOT let go of this idea #Drawing this like I'm exorcising the thought out of my head lol #Epic doesn't wanna sleep because nightmares but he does wanna use his bro like a bodypillow real quick #Killer's doing it like every night he must be missing something #Speaking of. Nightmare did see and he does not care #He thinks nothing of sharing a bed because they all do it constantly so this must be normal #His reaction was ''oh good you can wake Killer and tell him too''#And assumes the immense embarrassment coming off Cross is cause he got caught sleeping #TW suicide #Cross is just being dramatic but y'know just to be safe #This is the 3rd thing I've started drawing that involves Killer and Cross and cuddling #I need to finish and post the other two still but this is becoming a pattern lol #Anyway I have to do a shot of cold medicine and go be at work 🎉

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celestoria · 2 years ago

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“Very subtle looks”

THAT’S A FULL ON STARE

#honkai star rail #silver wolf #welt #welt yang #he’s so silly #bro defo misses his daughter back in the hi3 universe #his head would have surely exploded if he met bronya #roiree rambles

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unicornpopcorn14 · 7 months ago

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Have people seriously NOT drawn teen Dazai being half-tanned yet??? 😭😭😭 Like the part where his other eye is bandaged being so impossibly pale compared to the rest of his face??? SOMEONE DRAW THIS I'M BEGGING-

Edit: Moot led me to this comic! jfngojrn this was all I was hoping for!!

#bro undoubtedly has Vitamin D deficiency 😭😭#chuuya dies laughing once he finds out about this fhdhdjr #like it isn't even a line... just a curve dbbdhdj #so disappointed they missed that detail when Oda took it off #though that would have deminished the scene's tension dbdhdu #bsd #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #osamu dazai #j's post

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fantasticgothicpeachsludge · 9 days ago

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There’s no way Jayce came out of the fucking Infection Dimension perfectly healthy except for his leg (and his mental health)

He had an open wound on his back before he even went in!! and then the one we saw on his leg! (which was broken in fucking half!!) like did y’all see how thick the fog was?? He was breathing that shit in for months!! That man was probably dying!!!

#we should have seen him take a pause in his speech to cough for like thirty minutes #what kind of fucked up cocktail of gas was in that fog bro #like The Gray and every other drug smog gas from the factory’s mixed together with fucking magic #how much crazier would the Jayvik parallels be if Jayce had coughed up blood at some point #still crying over how much weight he lost #my baby…#did he even get to see his mom before he and Vik disappeared?#did he get to hug her?#tell her he was sorry and that he loved her?#did she get to make him his first hot meal in months?#did she hold him while he cried?#did she even know he was back before he was gone again?#imagine being Ximena and your son shows up at your door after being missing for months over half a year #and he’s lost weight his hair is grown and unkempt and he’s covered in scars and he has a brace on his leg which is clearly injured #and he cries in your arms when you hug him like he hasn’t since he was seven #and you tell him to come in to eat to tell you what happened and if he’s okay and he tries but none of it really makes since to you except #the grief. the grief you can understand you lost your partner after all you know what that kind of grief looks like #and after you’ve feed him and held him and took care of him he leaves again to try and save his partner and then you never see him again #and you’ll never know what happened to him and his partner #but all you can hope for was that he was able to save him and where ever they are their together #I am spiraling over Ximena Talis right now in the tags of my mostly jokey post #I love the Talis’ so much #jayce talis #ximena talis #I’m tagging her because of the tags #it is 11 at night I have a cold and I am spiraling about the Talis’ right now #and just like Jayce should have been I am coughing like there’s no tomorrow

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xxplastic-cubexx · 16 days ago

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friend notoriously bad at videogames said shed play marvel rivals with me tomorrow chat if i never post after tomorrow night its because a blood vessel bursted

#marvel rivals #snap chats #AT LEAST WE’LL HAVE OUR OTHER FRIEND THERE BUT god.#she funny as hell she just suddenly called me and was like ‘i saw your twitter. do you wanna play marvel rivals tomorrow’#and then she proceeds to be like ‘wait so who do you main. other than magneto’ Motherfucker with a capital M #NO I SWEAR IM NOT A ONE TRICK i really like wanda hawkeye and jeff….#NO SHE SAID ONE MORE THING SHE WAS LIKE ‘wait are charles and magneto the same guy’ and she tries to Just Kidding her wait outta it #Note whenever she says Just Kidding she’s trying to cover her ass I PROMISE I WAS LIKE /KAYLA. BE SERIOUS./#and then she was like ‘who’s the friendlier one of the two’#and then i had to hit her with the Technically People Think Theyre Both Varying Degrees Of Asshole. however charles probably wont bite you #and THEN SHE WAS LIKE ‘ok well you should draw magneto surprising charles with jollibees’ AND I. NO SHE THINKS MY EXISTENCE SURROUNDS JB #AND THIS GAL HAD THE GAUL TO BE LIKE ‘oh do you know how to make it since its a big part of your culture’#i was flabbergasted frankly. ‘oh you guys really like jollibees so you know how to make it right’ i screamed #LIKE ????ISJAJSJSJSJ i cant stress the anomaly this girl is i wish you all could meet her so you understand me #AND LIKE SURE I LOVE JBS but she only ever mentions puto and jollibees to me like kayla. there is more to PH culture than that sjKakss #its really funny with the ??? shit she says i cant lie #she was all ‘oh is the winter soldier in the game ? you should play him hes cool :) and from jersey :) ok well his actor is but—‘ LIKE DKSKS #‘snap arent you being a little mean’ no trust and believe AND I HAVE WITNESSES #i have stupid amounts of stories with her. like she tried to excuse being dumb by sayin shes a capricorn #we’re literally both capricorns and she was born two days before me I Cannot. Do You Understand Me.#anyways. she said i should stream me playing rivals would anyone care about that #i kinda wanted to …. i think it’d be fun…. plus i miss streaming :(#ok byebye for now my bros almost home and i said id let him play so i could work on comms #i mean thats assuming he wants to play. if not uhhhhhhh #anyways BYE. ill tell yall how the game goes tomorrow night if i dont die of a stroke #again at least our other friend’ll be there so someone can laugh at my pain

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flowers-in-my-eye · 2 months ago

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If you think rlly think about kanej, they technically can be the househusband and workwife dynamic 🥳

This dynamic would probably be in like the future where kanej are adults now and either of them purpose (you can decide who :p) and then like get married and live a happy life !!

Ok tell me this, Kaz already has all of his goals accomplished and in the KoS duology its canon that he's so bored to the point he dug up a tunnel to meet his two silly friends !!!

And then we have Inej, who's a very awesome pirate that works hard to hunt slavers all across the world and is probably not willing to stop any time soon (she's basically living her life on the sea i luv her sooo much \^∆^/ !!! )

Tell me you dont think that if they ever moved into another country and get a house together, Kaz is willing to work at home taking care of the house while Inej goes out to the sea and be an awesome pirate and hunt slavers !!??

??? Like this is flipping awesome??? 🎉 🥳🥳 like kanej for the win u guys ‼️‼️💯💯

#six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #six of crows headcanon #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #kanej #kaz x inej #their literally a great example of girlboss and malewife you guys 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️#like u cant tell me kaz making the bed or cooking while thinking of inej flowy hair in the wind while she sails isnt cute ⁉️⁉️#if kaz were to think about inej there would be literal hearts flowing around his head like a total schoolboy #like bro would literally sigh and say “i miss my girl” as he giggles like a total dork #bonus point if they have kids in the future ‼️‼️#sigh i love my beautiful gorgeous prettiest kindest loving smartest girlboss and her pathetic malewife <3 #kanej for the win u guys ‼️‼️‼️ 🥳🥳

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kangals · 10 months ago

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omg it took a week of puppy shenanigans but stellina finally gave kepler his first actual correction, thank god. it was incredibly deserved (she was sleeping, he ran up and jumped on her) and also incredibly gentle (she just gave him a stern bark and kind of chased him for 2 feet) but i hope this means she's getting enough confidence to start enforcing some boundaries. it would make my life sooo much easier. PROUD OF MY GENTLE DAUGHTER.

#kep was like 'ummmm haha whats wrong it was just a prank bro dw'#god he could be a bit of a jerk sometimes but i do kind of miss having boone around to be Puppy Police #bc he gave very (overly) stern corrections so stellina quickly learned to never push his buttons #like im sure she would have been just as bitey as kep if boone had allowed it #anyway stellina im proud of u bb girl u tell that puppy to get bent

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dazais-guardian-angel · 19 days ago

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Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3

#bungou stray dogs #bsd spoilers #bsd 120.5 #please laugh i know i made myself laugh.... if only to keep from crying lol #the oocification of Fukuzawa will be studied in the history books for years to come #that's not my fukuzawa...... that's his discount twin fucksack #because his dick is so far up the ass of his dead pathetic dumbass crusty ex boyfriend it's not even funny #he is dickriding that fucker HARD #and here i thought the FANDOM woobified fukuchi out the wazoo. but oh my god no fukuzawa himself has them all beat this chapter #man is coco for cocopuffs and babying that grown-ass man like he's 5 #it's truly pathetic and depressing to see i'm just beyond words #'you deceived him by keeping quiet the issues that would plague a union of mankind' NO??? LITERALLY ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD KNOW #THAT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING WORK???? THAT IT'S THE STUPIDEST MOST NAIVE PLAN AND VIEW OF THE WORLD IMAGINABLE????#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS A TODDLER INSTEAD OF A GROWN-ASS SOLDIER WITH YEARS OF MILITARY EXPERIENCE #Fyodor feels like the only one at this point that hasn't truly lost the plot in all this...... the only one with a goddamn brain #I HATE THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT IT FELT SO CATHARTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!#and i hate even more that the series clearly doesn't want us to agree with him and instead believe that fukuzawa is still right #even though he was spouting the most naive braindead bullshit imaginable that early series Fukuzawa would NEVER SAY #WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN BRO??? WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT DEFENDING THE HONOR OF THAT CRUSTY MF THAN #THE SAFETY OF YOUR KIDS????#WHERE DID ALL YOUR INTELLIGENCE GO #i fucking hated the writing ever since fukuchi's plan/motives were first revealed and it was played completely straight (and gay lol)#but to hear fukuzawa actually come out and defend that ridiculous bs is just.......... again i have no words #it's insane. what happened. what happened to you fukuzawa. all i can do is laugh it's so sad it's so stupid. I WAS CRINGING SO BAD.#and was so glad when he finally died so he finally SHUT THE FUCK UP. i hate it here. i miss when BSD was good so bad man 😭😭😭#it would be one thing if it felt like he's so deep in grief that he's completely deluded himself that fukuchi was right and had pure motive #and wasn't an idiotic piece of shit himself just like fyodor #but nah again it just feels like we're supposed to side with him lmao even though fyodor was exactly right in everything he said #when your villain sounds more intelligent/correct than your hero and that's not an intentional writing choice..... that's not good bros!!!#anyway may your stupidity be purified in the soul of your dead bf fukuzawa 🙏 and we get the true you back

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harpoonsnotspoons · 6 months ago

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Was only going to draw one thing today but Coraline AU Strilondes called to me

#Strilonde kids can never have a good family life even with the “perfect guardians”#Listen I need to talk about this ok #So if Dave and Rose went through together right #Dave would absolutely want to stay #Rose would act suspicious but she also absolutely wants to stay #And even when things start getting iffy they'd find ways to justify it since. Well. Previous abuse and neglect #I feel like they'd only go back because even though these guardians are “better” they miss their old ones in a weird fucked up way #Also #I wanted Bro to take the place as the Other Mother since that'd mean #Since the Other Father turned into a pumpkin #Other Mom Lalonde could actually be a puppet #They strife to escape by the way #Jegbert can be Wybie #Jaspers is the cat. Obviously #sketch #homestuck #coraline #bro strider #homestuck bro #bro homestuck #mom lalonde #There's only one tag for her??#roxy lalonde #homestuck roxy #By the way the reason Mom Lalonde's hair isn't as curly as Roxy's is because she straightens it #Go back!! Go back to your curls!!#Hal.art #🕶🔌#Bro has no scars because in a perfect world he never had to get hurt or strife or whatever #He still has the irony but in a healthier way

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dreamersolacey · 2 years ago

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It's literally them.

#darla: these are my two idiots they are dating #she still loves them tho #if she was still alive she would be the biggest timber supporter #actually she's kind of alive but goes by laura fell so idk if she could comeback #i miss darla so much #if bernard had told her he was interested in tim she would have backed off #because bros before hoes #btw darla and bernard look so good in this art style #and then there's tim #darla aquista #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern #robin #dc #louis grieve trio

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hexxter · 1 month ago

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Rewatching Disney worlds parts cause I love the friendship the player get with the characters.. SEPHIROTH???

I didn’t remember that part ever happening…

Am I overthinking it to think its actually means something for the future lore? Its probably just gameplay stuff lol like boss battle

But I can’t help it cause its fits my little headcanon version of khux and Player

#like player getting third life around the kh console games #and they have their memories again #and can meet the disney characters that doesn’t remember them #cause whatever is that everything is holograms lore that wasn’t explained enough #which also leads to that they could meet Cloud again when bro is doing his emo things #pls i need player’s third life in console game to be real #and we don’t even have missing link here yet #kingdom hearts #khux #imagine 3L player just walking around in traverse town watching Sora struggling with keyblade stuff and be like -haha been there done that-#or even if their third life will be in the Quadratum its cool concept too #also if a nobody grows a heart.. if they lose it and get nobody does that means their nobody is a nobody of nobody?#if the theory the player is a nobody makes sense it could fit it #headcanon #theory #probably?#still think Sephiroth actually means something deeper for the lore lol #like player got connection to Cloud from just one day of battling together #or could he feel that player is borrowing powers from the future that connected to Cloud as well?#idk the medals lore is confusing for me the same as the holograms stuff #i would rather just think its non existing in my headcanon version #casue its also means player isn’t really that op if all of their powers is from the future?#and I love the player being OP and able to fight everyone 👍🏻#khux player

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buttercupdemon · 1 year ago

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Kai is such a fucking dumbass

Kai: "Okay, so I can't let miss Sara know I was her stalker. Think of an alibi for what you were doing before the death game, Kai Satou."

Kai: "I was...doing laundry." At night??? And you complain about not being able to finish it?? When you've been kidnapped??? I fucking love this man

#Kai is such a terrible liar #Remember that time he was like “Me? Why would I ask Miss Nao to hit Sou? To retrieve something of mine?”#Like bro no one even said that #You could have just not said anything and maybe they would have been stuck #I've never known someone so smart yet so dumb #kai satou #your turn to die #kimi ga shine

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phoenixcatch7 · 11 months ago

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We could make Sqq a transformer in his past life. Like optimus prime sorta transformer. Cybertronian.

He'd be the only surviving seeker (winged guy) on the autobots side (I don't know all the canons but I don't think they have, like, any). Pretty young when the war started - unfathomably ancient for humans, the kiddie of the group to them.

And he arrives on earth. Discovers the Internet. Immediately gets hooked on critiquing stupid Web novels in every language, which being a sentient machine he can do at great speed without forgetting anything. Decides to read the final chapter during a battle because he's so close to the end and airplane had better pull SOMETHING good. Is so infuriated (distracted) by the ending he messes up and immediately gets killed by some low level decepticon. After FIVE MILLION years of war he gets offed by some loser over a stupid human story that wasn't even very good. He dies SO furious.

And then he gets reborn a human.

He is, as the kids say, big mad.

How by Primus do they do anything??

#I can't decide if back on earth it's post reveal or not because the revelation that a cybernetic alien soldier was the one being catty in #the comment section of his harem story would break sqh. It'd be so funny if he didn't believe him tho #Sqq trying so hard to blend in when he knows basically nothing about even modern human norms outside of stories and memes #No one can decide if Sqq just has hallucinations or has been possessed by an eldritch monster #Sqq: *under his breath because his thoughts are so hard to hold on to now* I MISS being able to fly myself #Sqq: *drops important items like xiuya because he keeps forgetting he doesn't have hammer space anymore* *heavy sigh*#Sqq: *does a weird twist of his limbs because he can no longer turn into a vehicle* *mortified*#Mqf: shixiong... Is everything alright?#Sqq; who's been trying to air drop his medical information to his hard drive because he's too squeamish to say it out loud: yeah - Yes.#Sqq with great feeling: humans... Are so SOGGY. You're all so SQUISHY and full of all sorts of nasty FUILDS. I have to consume SO much #And all I get is SMELLY #No wonder your species started global warming #Sqh: bro can you not??#He adores lbhs cooking tho.#svsss #shen qingqiu #transformers #scum villain's self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #He's an idiot but he's an incomprehensibly ancient battle hardened 7m tall metal warrior squished into mortal form idiot #He is not picking up the signs lbh is putting down #At least once he figures out human limitations he can be a good strategist again

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