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swankshrimp · 4 months ago

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This came to me in a dream

#Trump assassination #Well it was an attempt but I want to call it that #He would not have missed bro #fallout new vegas #fnv #fallout #Craig boome #Boone #Might be a tad controversial #Donald Trump #Trump #Courier 6 #Idk what I'm doing with tags #Just turn on your vats bro

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lotus-pear · 2 months ago

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charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

#WOW WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT THEYD BE MY FAVORITES. THIS TOTALLY WASNT EXPECTED. NOT AT ALL.#i have lots of persona art its just uncolored dw #doing the shujin trio next i miss them so bad☹️☹️ also i need pegoryu content to stay sane and alive #anyway they're like. actually fucking insane 💀💀💀💀#like lawlight level toxic yaoi its so absurd #like i was like damn soukoku is intense WHO ARE THESE FREAKS #WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY LIKE THIS.#ACTUALLY FUCKING INSANE. LIKE EXTREMELY MENTAL AND SICK IN THE HEAD.#AKECHI IS A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH #god they actually make me so fucking AUAUAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH #i NEED to finish royal shidos palace GUTTED ME #they were initially so funny to me bc right off the bat you can tell how much of a FREAK akechi is just paraphrasing hegel #and being so ferevently obsessed with ren its like bro why is this guy straightup dickriding us for telling him we like our eggs well done #ANYWAY their dynamic always felt so sad to me bc it was akechi just desperately clawing for what ren had the entire time ☹️#and the more he realized how worthless he was in comparison the more mentally unhinged he became until he actually broke #me when the trope is “the love was there but it wasn't enough to save them” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (FUCKING DEVASTATING)#ermmm anyway yea they're neat. ig #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #goro akechi #shuake #akeshu #lotus draws

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the-random-phan · 24 days ago

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Ectoberhaunt Day 13

Isekai: Old Hero New World

#i have Thoughts about Harbinger!Danny #bro is Very interesting in Aether bc he wants to go home #he and aether would prob get along rly well tbh #this danny is kinda bitter bc he's been separated from his family. but he can be a silly goofy guy occasionally #he and childe are besties. i declare this now. both love their families and want to protect them #also- abyss and ghost zone?? hmmmmmmmm #abyssal energy is ectoplasm... maybe?#idk #oooh that would be neat bc then danny is like the exact opposite of aether/lumine (with their full/light power)#danny has a fake cryo vision. bro doesn't really need a delusion but he can have an anemo one. as a Treat #(he wants to be Free of this world)#danny just wants to go home but no he gets dropped into the middle of snezhnaya smh #ALSO. back to the point of the post lol-#danny HATES dottore. but also the guy kinda reminds him of his parents (who he rly misses). it's very trauma-bond-y.#danny phantom #dp #ectober #eh 24 #day 13 #ectoberhaunt24 #ectoberhaunt 2024 #ectoberhaunt #(its rly late i know but i'm not stressing this year✨️)#(dottore is also equally fascinated in danny.but no way in HECK is danny gonna let him experiment. so dottore has to be Subtle about it lol)#genshin impact #scaramouche #combining my fixations 👉👈 (always)

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months ago

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im a Bit late to the "kill this guy meme w/ your comfort characters" but in my defense:

:]c

#my favorite 'man' and my favorite not-dog <3 #failcatdad and funnyguy <3 #joxter joxaren you are SO famous to me always <3 #so this is entirely indulgent and silly and i Love it <3 #the teamup that we all needed smh <3 #scribble salad #barnaby b beagle #the joxter #bro honestly. im not one for crossovers but i sense that these two would get along #laze around... smoke pipes... heckle passersby... perhaps trade hats for the shits and gigs of it all #mannnn. i need to reread my favorite joxter fics. i miss him...#no you know what i need to finish that lil snufkin & joxter fic i started months and months ago...#ough. joxter <3 #i dont normally have comfort characters but he is SO blorbo!!! hes Everything!! joxter i love you!!!#caution if im asked about him on stream today i Will go on a whole rambling moomin tangent dont test me

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celestoria · 1 year ago

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“Very subtle looks”

THAT’S A FULL ON STARE

#honkai star rail #silver wolf #welt #welt yang #he’s so silly #bro defo misses his daughter back in the hi3 universe #his head would have surely exploded if he met bronya #roiree rambles

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unicornpopcorn14 · 6 months ago

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Have people seriously NOT drawn teen Dazai being half-tanned yet??? 😭😭😭 Like the part where his other eye is bandaged being so impossibly pale compared to the rest of his face??? SOMEONE DRAW THIS I'M BEGGING-

Edit: Moot led me to this comic! jfngojrn this was all I was hoping for!!

#bro undoubtedly has Vitamin D deficiency 😭😭#chuuya dies laughing once he finds out about this fhdhdjr #like it isn't even a line... just a curve dbbdhdj #so disappointed they missed that detail when Oda took it off #though that would have deminished the scene's tension dbdhdu #bsd #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #osamu dazai #j's post

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flowers-in-my-eye · 13 days ago

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If you think rlly think about kanej, they technically can be the househusband and workwife dynamic 🥳

This dynamic would probably be in like the future where kanej are adults now and either of them purpose (you can decide who :p) and then like get married and live a happy life !!

Ok tell me this, Kaz already has all of his goals accomplished and in the KoS duology its canon that he's so bored to the point he dug up a tunnel to meet his two silly friends !!!

And then we have Inej, who's a very awesome pirate that works hard to hunt slavers all across the world and is probably not willing to stop any time soon (she's basically living her life on the sea i luv her sooo much \^∆^/ !!! )

Tell me you dont think that if they ever moved into another country and get a house together, Kaz is willing to work at home taking care of the house while Inej goes out to the sea and be an awesome pirate and hunt slavers !!??

??? Like this is flipping awesome??? 🎉 🥳🥳 like kanej for the win u guys ‼️‼️💯💯

#six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #six of crows headcanon #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #kanej #kaz x inej #their literally a great example of girlboss and malewife you guys 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️#like u cant tell me kaz making the bed or cooking while thinking of inej flowy hair in the wind while she sails isnt cute ⁉️⁉️#if kaz were to think about inej there would be literal hearts flowing around his head like a total schoolboy #like bro would literally sigh and say “i miss my girl” as he giggles like a total dork #bonus point if they have kids in the future ‼️‼️#sigh i love my beautiful gorgeous prettiest kindest loving smartest girlboss and her pathetic malewife <3 #kanej for the win u guys ‼️‼️‼️ 🥳🥳

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kangals · 9 months ago

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omg it took a week of puppy shenanigans but stellina finally gave kepler his first actual correction, thank god. it was incredibly deserved (she was sleeping, he ran up and jumped on her) and also incredibly gentle (she just gave him a stern bark and kind of chased him for 2 feet) but i hope this means she's getting enough confidence to start enforcing some boundaries. it would make my life sooo much easier. PROUD OF MY GENTLE DAUGHTER.

#kep was like 'ummmm haha whats wrong it was just a prank bro dw'#god he could be a bit of a jerk sometimes but i do kind of miss having boone around to be Puppy Police #bc he gave very (overly) stern corrections so stellina quickly learned to never push his buttons #like im sure she would have been just as bitey as kep if boone had allowed it #anyway stellina im proud of u bb girl u tell that puppy to get bent

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harpoonsnotspoons · 5 months ago

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Was only going to draw one thing today but Coraline AU Strilondes called to me

#Strilonde kids can never have a good family life even with the “perfect guardians”#Listen I need to talk about this ok #So if Dave and Rose went through together right #Dave would absolutely want to stay #Rose would act suspicious but she also absolutely wants to stay #And even when things start getting iffy they'd find ways to justify it since. Well. Previous abuse and neglect #I feel like they'd only go back because even though these guardians are “better” they miss their old ones in a weird fucked up way #Also #I wanted Bro to take the place as the Other Mother since that'd mean #Since the Other Father turned into a pumpkin #Other Mom Lalonde could actually be a puppet #They strife to escape by the way #Jegbert can be Wybie #Jaspers is the cat. Obviously #sketch #homestuck #coraline #bro strider #homestuck bro #bro homestuck #mom lalonde #There's only one tag for her??#roxy lalonde #homestuck roxy #By the way the reason Mom Lalonde's hair isn't as curly as Roxy's is because she straightens it #Go back!! Go back to your curls!!#Hal.art #🕶🔌#Bro has no scars because in a perfect world he never had to get hurt or strife or whatever #He still has the irony but in a healthier way

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dreamersolacey · 2 years ago

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It's literally them.

#darla: these are my two idiots they are dating #she still loves them tho #if she was still alive she would be the biggest timber supporter #actually she's kind of alive but goes by laura fell so idk if she could comeback #i miss darla so much #if bernard had told her he was interested in tim she would have backed off #because bros before hoes #btw darla and bernard look so good in this art style #and then there's tim #darla aquista #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern #robin #dc #louis grieve trio

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buttercupdemon · 1 year ago

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Kai is such a fucking dumbass

Kai: "Okay, so I can't let miss Sara know I was her stalker. Think of an alibi for what you were doing before the death game, Kai Satou."

Kai: "I was...doing laundry." At night??? And you complain about not being able to finish it?? When you've been kidnapped??? I fucking love this man

#Kai is such a terrible liar #Remember that time he was like “Me? Why would I ask Miss Nao to hit Sou? To retrieve something of mine?”#Like bro no one even said that #You could have just not said anything and maybe they would have been stuck #I've never known someone so smart yet so dumb #kai satou #your turn to die #kimi ga shine

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phoenixcatch7 · 9 months ago

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We could make Sqq a transformer in his past life. Like optimus prime sorta transformer. Cybertronian.

He'd be the only surviving seeker (winged guy) on the autobots side (I don't know all the canons but I don't think they have, like, any). Pretty young when the war started - unfathomably ancient for humans, the kiddie of the group to them.

And he arrives on earth. Discovers the Internet. Immediately gets hooked on critiquing stupid Web novels in every language, which being a sentient machine he can do at great speed without forgetting anything. Decides to read the final chapter during a battle because he's so close to the end and airplane had better pull SOMETHING good. Is so infuriated (distracted) by the ending he messes up and immediately gets killed by some low level decepticon. After FIVE MILLION years of war he gets offed by some loser over a stupid human story that wasn't even very good. He dies SO furious.

And then he gets reborn a human.

He is, as the kids say, big mad.

How by Primus do they do anything??

#I can't decide if back on earth it's post reveal or not because the revelation that a cybernetic alien soldier was the one being catty in #the comment section of his harem story would break sqh. It'd be so funny if he didn't believe him tho #Sqq trying so hard to blend in when he knows basically nothing about even modern human norms outside of stories and memes #No one can decide if Sqq just has hallucinations or has been possessed by an eldritch monster #Sqq: *under his breath because his thoughts are so hard to hold on to now* I MISS being able to fly myself #Sqq: *drops important items like xiuya because he keeps forgetting he doesn't have hammer space anymore* *heavy sigh*#Sqq: *does a weird twist of his limbs because he can no longer turn into a vehicle* *mortified*#Mqf: shixiong... Is everything alright?#Sqq; who's been trying to air drop his medical information to his hard drive because he's too squeamish to say it out loud: yeah - Yes.#Sqq with great feeling: humans... Are so SOGGY. You're all so SQUISHY and full of all sorts of nasty FUILDS. I have to consume SO much #And all I get is SMELLY #No wonder your species started global warming #Sqh: bro can you not??#He adores lbhs cooking tho.#svsss #shen qingqiu #transformers #scum villain's self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #He's an idiot but he's an incomprehensibly ancient battle hardened 7m tall metal warrior squished into mortal form idiot #He is not picking up the signs lbh is putting down #At least once he figures out human limitations he can be a good strategist again

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jrueships · 3 months ago

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im going into my new work tomorrow, first time ever😐

#i was supposed to go in yesterday but um #so basically i did whatever training i was never even aware existed on a platform i was never told of #which has progress for every lil step i do so my manager literally could see i hadnt even logged on n couldve warned me any time #but never did 4 some reason. like even a days notice like heyyy have u gotta blah done n not as im abt to exit to work #BUT ANYWAYS so i tell her i got it done n shes like awesome i make new schedule (since she said we have 2 completely rid the old one #i dont get an update until 4 days later. all she did was add THREE training days (im supposed to have 6 cus it's a hard job)#on TOP of my old schedule. so i have 3 days i know are training days and then a solo day bcs that solo day was going off my old schedule #so it's like. which days do i go on then. bcs u said i cant come in at all bcs we'll have to make a completely new schedule #and then the new schedule is just. 3 added days. on top of my old one #sunday i was scheduled for training & there was No trainer scheduled with me. it was just me #sunday wasnt one of the 3 new days added. it was from the old schedule she literally told me to ignore #n then all a sudden today i get an email from someone who was supposed to be training me (name not even on the schedule tho)#n shes like hey im in the building are u lost or smthing :)?' mind u im asleep . so she probably thot she was wasting her time for a good hr #i emailed her an apology n an explanation but UGH r u fucking serious?? IF I KNEW THAT WAS A (NEW) TRAINING DAY I WOULDVE WENT #I JUST WANT TO GET USED TO THIS NEW THING & IT'S JUST GETTING FUCKED LIKE I DONT EVEN HAVE A BADGE YET BRO #like i was suspicious of going in sunday bcs it wouldve lined up nicely with the 3 added training days #but manager TOLD me she was adding a whole new training schedule! i double check n all she added were THREE days! thats it!#how was *i* supposed to know sunday was supposed to be 1 of those days when ive been staying at home ignoring the schedule u said 2 #BCS U SAID 2. AND ALSO. THERE WAS NO TRAINER ON THE SCHEDULE.#even tho the drive is far. i wouldve driven up there today to see if i could shadow if i had known there was someone to shadow there #bcs even if i was wrong abt the day 2 come in at least i wouldnt waste my time but i didnt even know if there was someone there with a #trainer title. so i just missed a day i didnt even know i rlly had. FOR NOTHING. UGHH. I FEEL SO STUPID. I HATE MISCOMMUNICATION #im so scared of coming in now. sverybodys gonna think im dum n what if i have issues training then theyre gonna be like #we spent all this time on bro n he had all this time 2 prepare n he still sucks like damn we should just give up #i would 2 but i hate not seeing things to completion so. ugh. hate it here. idk what 2 say. EMBARRASSING #i hate miscommunications i hate feeling stupid

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itz-pandora · 3 days ago

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Huh. If my life was a quote, it'd be "one of those sad ones with a deceptively happy tune"

#quote from MLP:FIW #sorryyyy been kinda angry about my step family all day #sorry but im so tired of my Stepmom acting like she raised decent kids #my step brother is like 25 and living in my dads home. hes unironically an andrew tate fan and treats his very disabled girlfriend like shit #step sister always got compred to my sister who's the same age and put step sis in the light every time EVEN THO MY SIS WAS LITERALLY BETTER #<- like grades n shit #also both step sibs are gross. never cleans up ever. step brother and his gf are banned from the basement #step bro went to juvy when he was 16 and step sis had a trial last year and almost went to jail #also step sis has mono and would rather die than cover her mouth #i feel bad for SB's girlfriend because she has no other support system and sometimes it feels like SB or SS is trying to kill her?????#my dad threatened to kick out the adults if the house is dirty (adults being SB. SBG. SS. My sister. Aunt.)#My sister does SO MUCH HOUSEWORK and nobody cares and im mad #also bullshit rules recently have made my potential eating disorder worse #i don't think its healthy to rather starve than wash a dish but i actually have cried several times over this #not to mention how much i accidentally starve myself #also our food has been less and less because I don't know what I'm allowed to eat anymore because of my step family #also i have to share the smallest room with my sister. its okay tho ilh and i wouldn't want to get rid of her #sometimes it feels like my stepmom doesn't like me or my sisters because we're “weird”. childish interests and artistic #she lectured me about having missing assignments and I started crying #i said i just forgot to turn in some before the deadline and she called me lazy #<- Oops! so close. its actually THE MENTAL ILLNESS #my sisters and i feel like shit #i feel like my safe space is with my oldest sister.#and you all too! i love you guys #i just feel trapped. trapped by my step family. trapped by my own mind.#i was just starting to feel free from the burden of school and she just made me feel more stressed.#i didn't want to study because she killed the little motivation I had #Spanish exam is now “Fuck it we ball”#sorry for the personal post

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faaun · 5 months ago

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i feel rly sad and conflicted abt one of my best friends on earth but idk who to ask for advice bc i usually would have consulted her in this situation lmao

#shes cool and i dont want to lose her and i know Logically i love her but atm i feel so strange towards her #and idk what to do abt it bc i know in the past ive like...over-communicated a lot and over the last few yrs ive been trying to not do that #bc thats an anxious impulse i think .so like . self control #AND IMPORTANTLY . i may actually be the problem here ?? ok again i love her i dont want to lose her etc but basically ive noticed a pattern #which is that whenever she gets a bf/a man (even fwb) in her life she basically stops talking to me and the limited interactions we do have #become abt him. and while i support her it is acc too much. like we barely talked while she was w her ex bf until he became abusive and #then we talked a lottt like all our convos understandably were abt him . and then when they broke up we kept hanging out so i didnt rly see #the pattern there but still she seemed to centre men a lot in her life like sbe was excited to not date and find herself and then #immediately afterwards started seeing this other guy with whom shes basically in a relationship now #hes nice and all but like . HES ALL SHE TALKS ABT . actually we barely talk atp but when we do its abt him #she sends me reels sometimes but its all abt being jealous abt him etc . and shes bi but she said she doesnt like the idea of dating women #bc theyre scary . and i thought she was kidding in the ohhh women r so beautiful that theyre intimidating way but no she was being entirely #fr . she explained jts bc she was bullied by a girl in the past but like...bro ur ex bf literally abused you like surely you see men are #capable of just as much harm? but obvs who she dates is her own choice . but anyway she has consistently made plans w me then cancelled the #like an hr before . or asked to call me and then proceeded to not do so . when i ask her to meet/call its the same she just doesnt respond #or she cancels ? and while i understand anxiety sucks it feels SO WEIRD STILL . maybe im the problem slightly too bc ik i have no right to #feel this way but it rubs me the wrong way that ik she has so much time to spend w him/calls him all the time despite meeting him just a fe #months ago whereas i just have to like ...be ok w not actually having talked to her for a long time #its gotten to the point where when she says do you wanna meet/call i automatically respond yes and then just assume it doesnt happen . like #there have been several times over the past few months i double booked plans over when we were supposed to call/meet bc i was sure she #wouldnt show up and ive been right each time #like she sends me texts that she misses me or im her best friend etc etc occasionally and then acts rly . contrary to that ?#ive talked to her abt the issue w cancelling on me twice btw. when i was still dating the situationship person she would get sooo mad at #them for not respecting my time and shed tell me i deserve better etc etc and then like . she doesnt seem to respect my time at all #anyway she said she understand and she admits to like...being flaky etc but does nothing abt it #and its not like i can tell her to stop caring so much abt men bc we sorta had convos like that b4 she got This involved w this guy #and apparently it did nothing and the last thing i want is to police her relationships or get in her way #its just AUSHD AUGH #anyway i rly miss her it just doesnt feel the same at all anymore

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bleeding-hart · 7 months ago

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some sketches

based on @theicarusconstellation's writing

I keep thinking of details I left out and stuff I need to fix but if I let myself do that I'm going to go insane so we're leaving it at this

Also some Sirius because they're a fucking king and we love them (I very strongly hc them as genderqueer and using any pronouns, but specifically he/they/she/it)

The dress was a bit of a failure but hey it looks like fabric at least I think maybe

#fanart #marauders era #fanart of fanfiction #Sirius #A form of jegulus #Not sure if reg being an animagus is widely accepted Canon but I fucking accept it it's mine now and i will die on this hill #I DO however know that Sirius is generally accepted to have tattoos but unfortunately I'm shit at coming up with tat designs #I don't think there's a generally accepted list of what tattoos they have but if there is I would love to hear it #If not ig I'll just make something up #She probably has like. At least one wolf and dog one somewhere #Then definitely canis major #Idk how sappy they are but I want them to be one of those people who gets their friend group to draw hearts or stars and gets those tattooe #Also skeleton designs v much. I want them to have a cat skeleton on their hip in that curling position #Like the floaty cat #Maybe with a moon or star in the center #No real reason I just think he'd look fuckin awesome with it #He also probably has a really cool stylized semicolon on his wrist #I can't give him a koi/sun one cause that's mine and it doesn't fit then anyways #But definitely the top piece is the full moon symbolizing Remus #The bottom idk about but like maybe a squished up dog? Not like disproportionate I'm sure I could figure something out #Honestly they probably also have tats for each of their friends #I'm thinking a stylized deer under a full moon with the rat on it's head #or just prongs and moony w/ little bro between them #Brainstorming idk #If u read all that congrats I don't know why or what you got from it #Welcome to the live stream of my consciousness (you're missing not strong enough fucking BLARING in the background of all my thoughts)

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