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Ice King is such a tragic character ughh I feel so bad for him. Simon and Betty...they're just so auauauagh

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genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

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horsies? horse plush perhaps? 🐴 thank u :3

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In the mood to be wounded and rescued but not in the real life way where you get lifelong injuries and mostly just feel pain, rather in the novel protagonist way where you are tenderly cared for and comforted by your loving friends/family/unlikely allies while you drift in and out of consciousness and just kind of get worried about

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There should be a reverse Equestria Girls series where a bunch of people get turned into horses. And I should be the main character. Pleasepleaseplease

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There should be more things where a protagonist or major character becomes permanently disabled without that becoming a death sentence

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Something I wish you could do on Tumblr is blocking other people's anons

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If you ship dirk with another character and you don't have hal just There all the time you're doing it wrong

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By the way I will not be online much tomorrow because I will be at the fair looking at horsies and eating onions

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concept: hal in a robotic-style chassis that he can usually do simple maintenance on by himself, but he still needs an extra set of hands for more complicated stuff or for parts he cant reach, so dirk still does maintenance sometimes. dirk opens up some protective casing somewhere in hal's torso, sees this, and gets so hard so quickly he sways in his chair

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thoughts on swedish fish 🎤

One of my favorite candies there's a bag in my room right now

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Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame

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She gave me what she called a “spiderjob” which freaked me & everyone else out

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9/6

Only a matter of time till I drew this.

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Horse jar, 2024. I keep popcorn kernels in it :)

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kind of bothers me to see people go "i view kris as a transboy/transgirl" like.. theyre already trans. theyre non binary.. theyre trans in the game. youre just misgendering them again but deciding its cool and acceptable this time. like obviously trans headcanons are fine but its just kind of weird that you do this for the character that is already canonically transgender