#Harris & Son

[pottermagiczz]

Sirius trying to teach lil Harry his name

Sirius: Harry, say Padfoot

Harry:

Sirius: C'mon lil guy, Pad-foot

Harry: Moo-ee

Sirius: No Harry, Pad-foot

Harry: MOO-EE

Sirius: You're one lil sh*t, aren't you?

Harry: Sh*t!

Sirius: F*CK! DON'T SAY THAT!

Remus, entering the room: Hey Harry, having fun?

Harry: F*ck! Sh*t!

Remus: ...

Remus, CaLmLy: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT!?

Harry: Pad-foooo

[garforprongs]

happy pride (and draco) month

[inkdrinkerworld]

James Potter is a boy dad so heavily in my mind! Remus and Sirius are girl dads, but James seems to only make boys who’re carbon copies of his him who love on his wife maybe even a bit more than he does! They bring you flowers, shower you in kisses and you almost always have to sleep in the middle of them so everyone has a piece of you to cuddle and you adore it.

[shrimpalbuspotter]

Harry trying to prove Draco is a death eater but Ron and Hermione not taking it serious is the same as Snape trying to prove something was going on with Remus since hes ill once a month and disappears at night but Lily not believing it and I think that's so fucking funny. Why are they so similar in so many ways it's genuinely kinda crazy

[nartml]

I'm stressing about the US elections. And I'm not even there.

I cannot possibly overstate the importance of voting for Kamala Harris. If you guys fumble this, it's over.

And it will have catastrophic consequences for all of us.

I can't believe this is even a fucking debate.

Why on fuck's green earth are there people discouraging others from voting Kamala? I'm actually laughing in despair.

Are we really going to discuss Kamala's faults when your only other option is motherfucking goddamn Donald Trump?

What do you not understand about how racist, sexist, homophobic, narcissistic, disgusting that convicted felon is?

Do you want him anywhere near office?

No?

Then shut the fuck up.

Edit: Coming back a few days later, I feel it's important to clarify that discussing Kamala's faults, contrary to how I came off in the above post, is okay.

I honestly didn't realize how much I made it seem as if saying anything remotely critical of her is some kind of crime.

What I actually take issue with is the people who criticize her while coming from a "don't vote for her" perspective.

She is not beyond criticism.

But if Trump makes it then both the people who live in the US and the people who are fighting for their lives in Palestine will all be a trillion times worse off.

Not to mention any possible ripple effects his potential election will have to the rest of us.

Also, a friendly reminder that "I'm not voting" is an incredibly privileged take.

[shanneyney]

I dislike some Jegulus fics bcs their enemies to lovers trope is ALWAYS one sided. Give me James who hates Regulus with such burning passion that whenever he even gets a glimpse of Reg he starts grinding his teeth and pulling out his hair. James who's convinced that Regulus is plotting something against Sirius (even though Regulus is legit just hanging out). James who has Regulus in his mind 24/7 out of hatred. The hatred becoming an obsession. He doesnt even notice the transition of hating Regulus to "oh fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i fancy that motherfucker". The guilt of liking someone that hurt one of the most important people in your life. The epitome of "oh. oh." when he caught himself staring at Regulus in the great hall. Those bitches are NOTTTTTTT love at first sight. They are hatred at first sight.

[aerostaticsurrender]

Harrier and his Satellite — I read once that Ivan the terrible struck his son in a drunken fit

[snoffart]

so I just beat disco elysium yesterday lol

[my-castles-crumbling]

James Potter and Harry Potter 🤝 watching your secret gay crush on the Marauders’ Map

[kefi-catfish]

even though I drew Wukong and Macaque as students, but at the time of MK's admission to Hogwarts, these two had been teachers for a long time.

[supercap2319]

Y/N: "Before I head to the Isle, I wanna hear those three magic words."

Ben: "I love you?"

Y/N: "Sweet, but try again."

Ben: "Fuck Harry Hook?"

Y/N: *Smiles* "That's my prince Beasty."

[booksandmemes]

Harry: How do I make a date romantic? Gil: Be mysterious. Harry: Okay. *Later* Uma: So where are we going? Harry: None of your fcking business. . Evie: Here are two pictures. One is your dorm. The other is a dumpster. Can you tell which is which? Jay: Jay: This one's the dumpster. Evie: they are both your dorm. . Jane: What's worse than heartbreak? Carlos: Stepping on your pet's tail and not being able to explain how sorry you are. . Ben: Wanna hear a dark joke? Mal: Ya, I love dark humour. Ben: *turns off the lights* knock knock. Mal: Turn the damn lights back on. . Mal: I lost Uma. Evie: How do you LOSE Uma. Mal: To be fair she's pretty small. . Jay: Say no to drugs. Jay: Say yes to drugs. Jay: it doesn't matter what you say. if you're talking to drugs, you ARE on drugs. . Fairy G: So, you three, we sent letters telling your parents not to worry- Evie: They won't. Fairy G: That you're safe- Jay: That'll just depress them. Fairy G: And that you'll be seeing them in a few weeks. Carlos: Do we have to? . Evie: I love you, Doug, and I'd do anything within reason to make you happy. Doug: Eat, stay hydrated and get enough sleep for your body to function. Evie: I said within reason. . Uma: Why were you up till 3 am yesterday? Gil: How do you know I was? Harry: we could hear you clapping to the friends intro every 25 minutes.

[aiuredsworld]

So they said Harry and Draco went to Hogsmeade tgt huh🤨?

[bananaactivity]

Core 4 AU Redesigns

Finally… I have them all.

+ Ben :3

These guys are all 21-22, they attend Auradon University including Ben who is not king yet.

Feel free to ask me about them in the ask box if you’d like >:3

[t3rrarium]

Every time someone makes a joke about Harry being boring I know they're talking about movie Harry because book Harry was UNHINGED

[moonlightdancer26]

James Potter:

Actually saved Harry’s life ❌

Outran a hippogriff ❌

Choked someone with soap and exposed them against their will ✅

Is batman ❌

Spied on Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World ❌

Severus Snape:

Actually saved Harry’s life ✅

Outran a hippogriff ✅

Choked someone with soap and exposed them against their will ❌

Is batman ✅

Spied on Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World ✅