#whilst doing a handstand

[shrimpalbuspotter]

Harry trying to prove Draco is a death eater but Ron and Hermione not taking it serious is the same as Snape trying to prove something was going on with Remus since hes ill once a month and disappears at night but Lily not believing it and I think that's so fucking funny. Why are they so similar in so many ways it's genuinely kinda crazy

[alchemist-shizun]

LMAO i was not expecting to be aware of the context this is great

Polyamorous relationships are not for everyone. Monogamous relationships are not for everyone. Romantic relationships are not for everyone!!! We are all different people with different needs, maybe just stop trying to condense the human experience into a homogenous gray monolith!!! aaaaaaaa

[goatunderthebridge]

Shiratorizawa boys at the swimming pool: headcanons

in my sleep-deprived state (as is the norm), i have humbly brought forth some headcanons about the shiratorizawa boys at the swimming pool. pls enjoy

Ushijima loves to swim but he absolutely hates the in-between stage of getting out of the pool and getting dressed so he only tends to get in the pool when it's hot out and he knows he'll dry quickly

When Ushijima does swim, he's the one to focus immediately on doing laps around the pool (he has yet to find out that you don't have to do laps. But he loves doing it anyways)

Tendou can't swim. Like, at all. He also strangely can't float in the water. This makes it a very fun time for him to mess with people in the pool by pretending he's dead when lying face-down in the water

This is not a fun time for Leon who now acts as designated lifeguard because of the one time Tendou pretended to be dead in the water and actually began to drown

Tendou is forced to wear floating devices when he's in the pool. He unironically loves these because he can choose the gaudiest colours and designs to match his swimsuit

Leon also makes all of the boys wear sunscreen if they swim anywhere in the sun

Semi sits on the edge of the pool and refuses to get his hair wet/get in cold water until Tendou splashes him. Then it's an all out war of splashing and trying to grab each other in the water until both Leon and the actual lifeguard on duty tells them to stop

Leon was gifted a whistle on his birthday once from the other boys and he actually loves it. He doesn't wear it at the pool out of respect for the lifeguards but it's proudly displayed on his shelf at home

Whenever Ushijima takes breaks from doing laps, Tendou always steals the opportunity to climb onto him: his back, his legs, anything he can grab. Ushijima let's this happen because he wants Tendou to rest and not overexert himself in the pool

Tendou gets goggles to grab people's ankles in the pool. Like a terrifying gremlin.

Goshiki tries to copy Ushijima's laps in the pool but sometimes forgets he can't stand up in the deepest section and will start to drown (another reason Leon keeps watch) (Ushijima never notices the drowning)

Shirabu likes to take it easy in his swimming and will actively avoid swimming anywhere close to anyone else

Yamagata gets told off for running around the pool every. Single. Time. Doesn't matter what he's doing, running or not. He thinks lifeguards have a personal vendetta against him

Tendou and Goshiki always get put in the baby pool at least once in their swimming outings because they never know when to quit and end up tiring themselves out. Ushijima puts himself here of his own accord, unsure why the others are there.

Leon is the only character competent enough to be allowed to use the diving boards

This, of course, does not stop Semi and Tendou from trying to dive into the pool

Goshiki is really good at finding lost objects at the bottom of the pool by accident

Semi regularly chokes on the pool water, adding to his desire to never swim if he can help it. He also trips a lot on the floor and scrapes his feet/bangs into the pool walls

Taichi is really good at holding his breath and will disappear for long stretches of time underwater. The others have no idea what he's doing down there.

Yamagata always manages to find a ball to throw around in the pool and drags other people into playing with it

Shirabu and Taichi always play mermaids at some point whilst swimming. They have a silent agreement and do it so subtly nobody has ever caught on

Semi is really good at doing handstands in the water when he actually gets into the pool

Yamagata will beg anyone he can to throw him into the pool and tries to push people in. (Lifeguards watch him like a hawk. Ergo the vendetta.)

The entire team is genuinely embarrassing in the pool, I can't emphasise enough how embarrassing they are. Most of the other people swimming there find it endearing though

Taichi will touch the others when they least expect it, freaking them out in silent amusement from his underwater antics. Everyone hates this and are always on their guard

When Ushijima finds out he can spike balls in the pool is the day the team get kicked out of the swimming centre

Characters who refuse to pee in the pool: Ushijima, Leon, Taichi

Characters who pee in the pool as a desperate last effort after debating internally for a while: Tendou, Shirabu, Goshiki, Yamagata

Characters who vehemently protest peeing in the pool whilst actively peeing: Semi

[shifterology]

– life on film method.

this method was made by me, (shifterology) — this can be an awake or asleep method, feel free to tweak it to your liking (infact, please tweak it to your liking.)

       ˖ . ݁𝜗𝜚. ݁₊ context/ my thought process.

you know that little theory of when you die, your life flashes before your eyes for like 7 seconds like a film start to end?

yeah. that one. i was sitting on my bed, thinking of it and i was like.. damn that could be a good method.

get comfortable. (e.g — sitting up, laying down, doing a handstand... whatever works for YOU.)

breathe in and out. in through your nose, hold for four seconds, out for your mouth until you're fully relaxed. you can also meditate to clear your mind. (this method is highly customisable)

okay so. you're going to start visualising your life. from birth (idgaf that no one remembers their birth. PRETEND YOU DO), first steps, first kiss etc etc. really feel the emotions from that moment in your life. are you happy? sad? content? envious? 

whilst doing step 3, affirm quietly in the back of your head (e.g "i have shifted, i am grounded in my desired reality) . or just affirm at the start and keep it in mind. (i suggest using one affirmation only!)

do this until you feel connected to your dr. when you're visualising, you're going to stop at the point you go to bed or whatever it is you had to do before you wake up in your dr. for me, it would be celebrating new years — i would be so tired, pinch punch my brother then crawl into bed.

now either imagine yourself, but not your psychical body, your consciousness melting into your drself or affirm that you're in your dr.

go to sleep and wake up in your dr/ open your eyes and be in your dr.

ta-da! this was rushed, plus a shitty explanation but uhhh, do as you please i just liked the concept of this method ♡.

toodles!

[wonysugar]

it’s so over for me…. ch. 12

wdym y/n’s drunk??

word count: 2.9k

warnings: alcohol, weed and sex!! :]

tags: puppy kink, spitting kink(?), sub!aeri, dom!yn, bathroom sex, it’s a college house party idk what to tell you,,

there you were, in the middle of this horrible-decision-making-young-adults infested place, clothed in what you swore you wouldn’t even consider wearing. look, there was nothing else you could’ve done, it was around 11pm at the time, every store was closed, and even if they weren’t, you had like, no money. you had to work with what you had which was apparently a bunch of fuckass warm hoodies and sweatpants.

stopping yourself from just standing somewhere just observing everyone having fun, you decided to walk around after a bit. squeezing yourself through the unending piles of people drinking and smoking just by the front door. it reeked of marijuana as soon as you entered the house, but honestly, it was a college house party, what were you expecting?

at the corner of your eye, you spotted your two surprisingly decently dressed best friends, heejin and kazuha, standing next to the very cliche, very heavily liquor-filled red cups. heejin was wearing a black crop-top that very much showed cleavage with a black short skirt, the outfit completed by thin fishnets and thick black boots. kazuha, went for a more cozy look and wore a baggy white long-sleeved shirt under a brown graphic tee. her baggy pants were black and matching with her black and white converse.

you quickly rushed to get to them, waving at them as you still squeezed through. soon enough, they noticed you as you got out of the huddle of students.

“..what are you wearing.” heejin raised an eyebrow, her eyes slightly widened at the sight of the god-awful clothing before her. you shrugged, also eyeing her up and down.

“look. you know that i had nothing to wear! actually, let’s not mind my clothing, you wanna talk about the fact that you dressed up like a gothic slut?” you teased back, earning a small, amused oohh from kazuha.

“this is a college party, y/n, not bible study. everyone here is supposed to dress up like whores.”

you both subtly looked at kazuha’s attire, her innocent face looking back at the both of you just making the whole ‘loser girl who got lost on her way to the gaming café’ vibe look even more ridiculous. it’s okay though, she looked gay and confused enough to attract girls.

-

ning and aeri were watching this very random guy who’s been doing a very random handstand for about 20 minutes whilst everybody was hyping him up.

“holy shit he’s so fucking red.. he might actually faint from this oh my god??” said aeri, wiping away her tears of laughter with her finger while still cackling hardly at the scene. she was being careful not to damage her nails in any way. i mean, she got them done three days ago, they were precious.

ning glanced away to contemplate if throwing this party was even a good idea in the first place, that’s when she saw you watching your friends down whole cups of vodka and laughing with them.

well that answers her question!

she nudged a still laughing aeri with her elbow, annoying smirk plastered on her face as she still watched you from afar. “aeri, look at this.” she said, eventually, said girl looked in the same direction, still barely getting over the dude that was circled by people while he was practically doing acrobatics, “huh, what’s up?”

“isn’t that your girlfriend? you should go talk to her.” ning suggested playfully, earning a scoff from aeri. “also what the fuck is she wearing.” she quietly added, not realizing that she said that sort of outloud.

“i’m not going over there, she’s gonna like, judge me.” said the japanese girl, now gently rubbing on her arm as her expression morphs into one of worry. aeri uchinaga displaying nervous tics? that’s new.

“aeri, you’re the most popular girl on campus, everybody wants to either be you or be with you. if y/n l/n judges you, then you can jus-“

“where the fuck is jimin? we’re already all out of booze, god damn it.” minjeong interrupted, crashing into the conversation with absolutely no care about what they were talking about beforehand, which was typical minjeong behavior, so they weren’t offended.

“i don’t fucking know? probably making out with some girl?” aeri responded, wearing a cocky smirk while ning chuckled. it was very, and i mean very probable that jimin was doing someone right now. sure, she pretended to be homophobic when it came to aeri for shits and giggles, but that girl basically fucked everything she found remotely attractive. and that, included lots of girls and boys on campus, who were also coincidentally all rich?

“oh how lovely. well, we all wonder when that’s gonna be you with y/n! you fucking bitch..” she shoves her cup onto aeri as she mumbles that last bit then glares at both of the girls before walking away. in minjeong’s language, that basically meant “okay, thanks for letting me know! love you!” so they just sent her her way with a wave that she didn’t even get to see. ning immediately then turns back to aeri.

“okay, so, like i was saying! you should just be cool, unbothered, nonchalant. you know what i mean? who cares if she rejects you, there’s plenty of fish in the sea.” she said, trying to reassure her best friend and pretending like she didn’t completely rat aeri out to y/n not even a week ago at starbucks.

aeri, in return, only gave her an even more worried look, the one that she usually had whenever she sighed deeply and went “ughhh i don’t knowww..”, but this time she just stayed quiet. she was gonna have to watch from afar, yet again.

ning eventually gave up on convincing aeri to talk to you and went to go have well-deserved fun which meant finding minjeong and grinding on her just to piss her off. aeri, on her side of the room, was leaning on the wall and just kept staring at you, dramatically drowning in her own despair as she took small sips of her drink, sighing and biting her lip.

that’s when you two made unintentional eye contact, the both of you feeling awkward and quickly looking away, the ‘wanting to sneak a glance at someone but not knowing they were already looking at you in the first place’ cliche, if you will. that’s when aeri decided she needed to grow some balls! she exhaled sharply, taking one big gulp of her vodka, then gripped the cup in her hand for security.

she was gonna talk to you tonight, whether you liked it or not.

the next time you looked at her from across the room, she was already staring you down, which caused you to look back at her, trying your hardest to look intimidating, and also somewhat hot? you ran your hand through your hair, grabbed your drink from the table next to you and took a sip, holding very intense eye contact with her. the alcohol went down your throat, spiky, and you did your best in not grimacing. you were also hoping this wouldn’t start anything violent, considering that heejin went to go dance and kazuha was probably somewhere in the house, standing in a corner playing candy crush on her phone, so you were kinda powerless in this situation.

seeing you stare at her like this, all while swallowing some strong ass alcohol as if it was a regular tuesday for you turned her on way more than she’d like to admit. it infuriated her how pretty she found you in your ridiculous, bland, stupid, cute outfit. oh she was livid. she took one or two step towards you as she was practically guzzling down her drink, as if to challenge you.

oh it was on.

-

“heyy kazu, have you seen y/n? i can’t find her, she’s not upstairs nor is she in the basement.” heejin asked, leaning on the table. she wasn’t exactly worried about where you could’ve been, just weirded out. you’d usually stay in one place for a whole event then go home after a few hours.

kazuha, looked around, slightly tipsy, but still being able to articulate proper words, “uhhhhh no? last time i saw her she was downstairs chugging down booze. knowing her, she’s probably drunk as fuck right now.”

heejin furrowed her eyebrows hearing that whole sentence, “drunk?? what do you mean y/n’s drunk, she never gets drunk???”

-

you snatched the random vodka bottle that was conveniently next to you, ignoring the wasted frat boy whining and telling you to put it back, then you take a step of your own towards her. you very aggressively take off the lid of the bottle and chug it down, which you very quickly realized was a really bad decision. since you barely drank in your day to day life, you were already sorta drunk, so making out with the bottle and drinking all of its fluid was not helping. you felt your vision go blurry.

several, and i mean several minutes of taunting each other, getting voluntarily tipsy out of your minds and getting progressively closer to each other, you ended up face to face. her hooded eyes piercing through yours. her face slightly flushed from alcohol. her bottom lip swollen from the amount of times she bit into it while looking at you and oh my god her eyeliner looks really really really well done? you wished you could do it as good as he-

focus, y/n. this is war. confront her, ask her why she’s this much of an asshole all the time, why she’s been on your ass ever since you quote retweeted that definitely-not-pretty-at-all picture, why she totally has a big humongous lesbian crush on yo-

suddenly, you felt her lips on yours, hungrily kissing you, seemingly not giving a fuck about who sees. her hands roaming your body, gently tugging at your hoodie as she made out with you.

what the fuck?

what the fuck??

wow her lips felt nice?? you confusingly kissed her back, with just as much desperation. you couldn’t lie that the kiss was making you feel some sort of way, especially with the manner that her hands sneakily cupped your ass as you allowed her tongue to roam your mouth, quietly whimpering at the feeling. she wouldn’t hear it anyways, not only was she completely out of it, but the music was also too loud to even hear anything of the sorts.

she pulled away for a quick while, hazily smirked at you and gently grabbed your wrist, leading you into what seemed like… the bathroom? you really couldn’t tell, your vision was a blur. you quickly put the bottle somewhere on a counter close by before entering the restroom.

the only thing on your barely functioning mind at that moment was kissing aeri again.

-

“there you are. i’ve been looking for you for what felt like hours.” said minjeong, staring down at a red-eyed jimin, sitting on the couch holding a lit and rolled up joint whilst giggling.

“sorryyyy, i was exploring this one girl’s body right then some really hot guy joined in? shit was wild minjeongie you should’ve been the-“

“i don’t give a flying fuck about all of that yu jimin, we’re out of booze, fix it. quickly.” coldly ordered the shorter girl as she crossed her arms, making the taller one groan annoyingly.

“oh my goddd girl, i put a bottle on the table downstairs, just drink from that.” whined jimin, taking yet another puff of her almost finished joint.

“yeah, i was going to until y/n took the bottle. i have no fucking clue where she put it, so get up and go get more.”

-

there you were, leaning on one of jimin’s bathroom doors, hand on the knob to block anyone from entering. aeri was pinning you to it, her head in the crook of your neck, kissing and licking on it while her hands rest on your waist, fingers occasionally digging in.

your top was off, because according to her, “it needed to go”, which could mean multiple things ranging from sexy to just mean, but you were too drunk to even comprehend simple words, so you shrugged it off and just took off your hoodie for her, leaving you with only your bra.

with time, she went further down with her mouth, getting to your collarbone and placing hungry kisses there, then to your barely clothed boobs, where she did the same thing. you could feel her smiling stupidly against you as she kissed them, then she wrapped her arms around you, unhooking your bra.

she put her mouth on one of your nipples as soon as they were exposed, making you gasp at the sensation that was amplified by 10, thanks to the alcohol you consumed earlier. one of her hands now groping your other tit and playing with the bud. you felt her other hand tease your lower stomach, slowly sliding it down your sweatpants.

“fuck aeri..” you quietly moaned out, feeling her smirk against you yet again, gently rubbing her long fingers on your clothed and embarrassingly wet cunt. it angered you, how horny she got you.

she pulled away from your chest, looking at you cockily as she slightly tilted her head, “you’re so wet for me y/n, i thought you hated me?” she scoffed.

does she ever shut up?

you rolled your eyes, now annoyed, “god, you’re so fucking infuriating.. use your mouth for something good for once and just eat me out already. you’re the one who dragged me in here, so shut the fuck up and do something.” you saw how aeri’s smirk dropped a tad bit, oh how it amused you. she definitely wasn’t expecting you to be this.. demanding. it, very surprisingly, turned her on. a lot.

she was always the one doing the talking, she was always doing the ordering, now why were you always the one to make her discover things about herself, damn it?

you groaned at her. she was looking at you like some baffled dumbass. you grabbed her straightened long brown hair in a swift motion, earning an unexpected but very welcomed whine from her.

“did you not hear me? take my pants off and get on your fucking knees, i don’t have all night.” you sternly said, watching how her eyebrows furrowed, she really didn’t like the idea of you being in control of things and it showed. yet, she obeyed, like the good little bitch she was, she obeyed.

as soon as she pulled your pants and panties down, aeri got on her knees and looked up at you with glossy eyes, probably tearing up from the pain she felt on her scalp when you pulled on it. that poor girl, her expression a mix of anger, lust and fear of what you might do to her.

in response, you could only chuckle, seeing her this vulnerable looking, completely at your mercy, it did something to you. you never thought you’d enjoy this, especially due to the fact that you’re usually the submissive one in these types of situations, but it seems like the alcohol was doing the speaking for you.

“come on, get to work puppy.”

she kept eye contact, exhaled heavily as she closed her eyes a moment, giggled nervously as she mumbled a small ‘what the fuck am i doing.’ then, ended up going in.

her tongue gave small puppy licks to the entire surface of your slit, messily tasting the slick that was coated all over it, eventually teasing also your folds and entrance. you threw your head against the door you were leaning on, running your hand through her now not-so-straight hair, so intoxicated that you couldn’t control the noises that came out of you, you just kept calling out her name, you just kept muttering how much of a good bitch she was being for you, and she loved every second of it.

aeri, apparently was too, heavily intoxicated, because whenever she gave a suckle to your clit, or even when she inserted her tongue inside of you, she just couldn’t help but let out every noise that wanted to come out of her mouth. humming and moaning your name against your core, even digging her new nails into your hips and thighs.

“open your mouth baby.” you ordered, running your thumb across her wet bottom lip.

“m-mhm.” she moaned, looking up at you with teary eyes, her mascara running down her cheeks, her eyebrows upturned as she stuck out her numb tongue. you spat in her mouth, still rubbing her lip with your thumb. she didn’t even bother to question it, she just swallowed it like the stupid, desperate whore she is for you.

despite how exhausted you might’ve been, despite how blurry everything was to you at that moment, despite how confused you still were about everything, one thing you did know was that she was making you feel soooo good, you couldn’t stop using her pretty mouth, so much so that you planned on using it all night long.

-

“no seriously where the fuck is y/n?? i’m not leaving without her jimin.” yelled a very worried, very tipsy heejin, screaming at jimin while kazuha, the only one remotely sober at that moment, held her back from jumping the other girl.

“damn girl, relax.. your friend is probably somewhere upstairsss.. i’ll send her off tomorrow whenever she wakes up, okay? now please, leave.”

and just like that, the door was slammed shut on both of your best friends’ faces. they processed all of it, then had to call a cab to get them home safely.

while in the car, they were both praying you were okay, and that you were sleeping soundly somewhere in that house.

they thought of every possible scenario that could’ve happened to you,

but aeri tonguefucking you all night in the bathroom definitely was not one of them.

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[ruewrote]

𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠.

PAIRING: rafe cameron x fem!reader WARNINGS: mentions of a breakdown GENRE: angst SONG INSPIRATION: give me love by ed sheeran WORD COUNT: 891

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you'd often stay in on the weekends, not like your friends who either drank or got high. it wasn't particularly your scene.

it was the end of exams week and everyone was celebrating for not having to put in any more sleepless nights of studying, well most did. others knocked back drinks trying to forget how badly they think they did.

it didn't take long for you to find a cheesy rom-com, a large platter of snacks balanced on top of your legs, halfway through the movie picking up your phone and mindlessly scrolling through instagram.

a smile tugging at the corners of your lips as you scrolled through a video of jj maybank doing a handstand whilst drinking from a keg, everyone cheering and laughing after he succeeded. he was walking over to the camera and that's when your phone started to ring.

rafe.

not knowing why but a lump formed in your throat making it hard for you to swallow, your stomach churned as you pressed the phone against your ear.

"i-i need you. please..." his voice was so quiet, so broken.

that was it all took for you to be up out of bed and out of the door. his soft cries and deep sniffles worried you more as you ran to his house.

it felt like you could hear every beat of your heart, nothing in that moment mattered but him.

barging into the cameron residence which seemed to be empty for the most part.

calling out his name, as you made a beeline straight for his bedroom.

the large pieces of shattered glass on the floor didn't go unnoticed, some family photos were either on the floor or lopsided too.

the door to his room ajar, letting out a deep breath as your fingertips grazed the solid surface before fully pushing it open.

you've never seen him look so small before.

his chin rested on his knees, his arm wrapped around his legs bringing them closer to his chest as his shoulders shook. his hair covering most of his face.

slowly kneeling beside him, shuffling closer to his shivering body.

he lifted his head up, making eye contact with you.

"oh rafe..." your voice was gentle as you reached out to cup his cheek, thumb brushing away the tears that fell.

the skin of his nose a rosy pink, his eyelids puffy from crying, but his eyes... carried something so much more.

the grief. the sorrow. the confusion.

tears flow down his cheeks freely as he nuzzled against your palm, having felt it had been long enough, you pulled him into your arms and held him as he cried into your neck.

"im so sorry for c-crying, ill be fine."

you felt your heart break a tiny bit more and just embraced him tighter against you.

"you never need to apologize to me. ever. and certainly not for crying." tears of your own stung in your eyes as your hand stroked small circles on his back.

it had been hours since you found rafe, he was now safely tucked into bed fast asleep and you were bent over cleaning up the larger pieces of glass, then sweeping the smaller ones into a pan.

readjusting the frames of the rest so they were straightened.

there were a couple of times when things were like this. when rafe would randomly show up outside your bedroom window or he'd call you from toppers house phone needing you.

it was more frequent over the last couple of years. you didn't mind it. the people around you did since you always dropped anything and everything for him, but he'd done the same for you in similar circumstances.

whether it had been an argument with your parents or your friends, even if it was just protecting you from some random creep. he was there.

but you do have to admit this had been one of the worst conditions that you had found him in and it worried you to no end.

after finishing cleaning up most, if not all of the mess you went down and got yourself a glass of water, sliding open the door to the back porch.

a light breeze brushed against your skin as you leaned against the concrete railing, watching as the waves of the sea washed over one another.

continuing to slowly sip at your drink as you closed your eyes and took all of it in, trying to find a peaceful state of mind before going back in the house to sleep.

that was until you felt a large hand delicately trace over your shoulder, tensing up you opened your eyes spinning around to whoever it was. soon relaxing when you were met with the familiar sleepy blue eyes of none other than rafe.

a soft smile stretched across his lips as you rested your head against his shoulder, letting out a sigh of relief. leaving a playful tap on his bicep for scaring you.

"what are you doing up?" you questioned as you looked up at him.

"noticed you were gone and got worried..." he spoke quietly, sheepishly smiling as he left a peck on the top of your hair, wrapping his arms around you.

"awh, did ya miss me?" a playful laugh left you as you continued to tease him until he had enough of your games and threw you over his shoulder, taking you back to bed.

you were glad that you had him and he was glad that he had you.

© ruewrote.

[beanie-gamez]

Teeheee :-)

Medic Gets Drunk ✨

(The team celebrates their 5th win in a row with some alcohol and card games)

- At first Medic didn’t feel like drinking nor partying, knowing him he’d rather be a recluse and work on his experiments.

- After a few arm tugs and convincing from you he folded and got some beer with you and started to drink, occasionally jumping in on a poker game here and there.

- After a couple of beers Medic began to wind down and relax, becoming a bit more vocal and less serious each beer he drank.

- You noticed with shock as he grabbed his 6th beer, his demeanor started becoming a little less relaxed and a bit more rowdy. (Starts chugging beer while others egged him on)

- At one point, he loses his shirt and glasses and starts obnoxiously playing poker whilst taking a few shots from Heavy’s rather strong vodka.

- You tried to take away the shot glass only to have him grab you and kiss your cheek, flustering you up as he swiftly took the glass back.

- Medic is now drunk off his mind, his inhibitions and common sense completely out the window as he was currently doing a handstand contest with Scout (you watched with amazement as Medic laughed like a maniac while upside down)

- Scout falls against Spy, the French man cursing him out while Medic chants his victory before standing up only to immediately fall back from the sudden movement.

- He wobbled as he walked to get a drink in which you gently held him back, telling him he’s had enough.

- He gives you a raspberry before hugging you close, his drunken state having him whisper the corniest pick up lines in your ear (You just laugh and start recording him)

- Eventually you took him back to his room, giving him some water and helping him get in bed (He falls over trying to take off his boots)

- Once he settled in bed with his pajamas he starts flirting with you, admitting his affection. (You smiled and watched as he fell asleep fast)

- The next morning Medic walks in the kitchen with a few others with a brain splitting hangover. (Eye bags and a bad attitude follows him)

- He sees you and smiles before hissing at his migraine, to which you gave him some pain killers and tea.

- He asks what happened the night before, that’s when you show him the video, watching him cringe. (He hides his face in embarrassment)

- You only laugh before giving him the sweetest kiss on his cheek, his face heating up like a flame as you reciprocated the love he has for you. (He begs you to delete the video afterwards)

[mjonthetrack]

bl 13

“Ma, I know what you’re trying to do,” Joe

laughed speaking to his mom privately as he

saw her step away from the kitchen. “I don’t

know what you’re talking about Leati now go

be with the guys outside, shoo,” Patricia waved

her hands as the tall man laughed walking off

to rejoin the men outside as they were cooking

steaks outside on the grill. When Joe saw the

group of women in the kitchen on his way to

rejoin the guys he had a smile on his face seeing

the way Soleil fit in making the women laugh

whilst she was helping prep some sides. Jey

spotted his moment and spoke to him when

he’d sat down beside him at one of the patio

tables,”you’ve got it bad big uce.” Joe who’d

strained his neck back to catch one more

look at her shrugged not trying to deny it.

Soleil was laughing in the kitchen when

Patricia returned from attending to her laundry

as she claimed, “dear please go take some

of the appetizers out to the boys so they

don’t eat the steaks before we get any.” Soleil

smiled grabbing an armful of dishes,” Yes

Mrs.Pat,” the woman waved her hand,”don’t be

so formal call me Momma P,” this made

Trinity raise a brow nudging her and Soleil

shrugged walking out to the sliding doors

thanking Jonathan for helping her out. “Man

let me set them down first big greedy,” she

huffed when Sefa and Jey were already reaching

for her arms. “I made the buffalo chicken dip

and no you can’t have the recipe neither,” she

said shooting a glance at Jacob who kissed his

teeth mumbling as he dipped a chip in and

groaned at the flavor. Jonathan’s eyes went

wide,”man this shit good sis.” Jey nodded his

head rapidly as he grabbed a plate scooping

some on for hisself,”I ain’t know you threw down

like that.” Joe now interested took a big scoop

and he moaned at the flavors,”what the fuck

Sol this is so good.” The woman shrugged

cockily placing her hands on her hips,” what

can I say fellas I’m a woman of many talents and

not just a pretty face.”

Soleil being in a good mood didn’t ignore

the man, she had casually placed a hand on his

shoulder setting his nerves a light as she began

speaking.”If yall like those you should see the

wings I’ve been working on in there,all ima say

is there won’t be no seconds,” Soleil grinned

at the praise as the men were emptying her dish

throwing out compliments left and right.

Patricia smiled proud of her work from

the living room where she was watching the

interactions and noted the woman’s hand

placement. “Gone ahead Mrs Matchmaker,”

Trinity nudged her laughing as the woman

looked pleased. Patricia shrugged,”every woman

knows food wins over any man, she’s just

playing her part unintentionally well.” The

twins mom rolls her eyes sipping wine,”you

actually like this one, I’m surprised anyone is

good enough for your Joey.” Patricia waved her

off,”please that woman is superwoman

reincarnated I would sign as a witness to their

marriage if she asked me tomorrow.” This

made the other women laugh as she had a

warm smile noting Joe supporting the woman

leaning against his side with a happy smile on

his face.

Soleil found herself glad that Mrs.Pat was

adamant she bought a bikini to swim at the

family’s pool. She wanted to cool off after

prepping dinner and as the sun had felt so nice

she changed with Trin and was out the back

door. Trin had taken her usual roll of deciding

what playlist for Jimmy to blast on the speakers

as the people were spread between the house

and the backyard. Soleil grinned laughing as

Jacob was displaying his so called hidden

talents doing handstands and backflips

into the pool. Trinity wandered over to where the

woman was sitting on the edge of the pool and

grinned,” looking good mama, body is tea.”

Soleil smiled,”thanks girl you look great,

Jonathan is a lucky man.” Jimmy smiles

having waded over to his wife slinging an arm

around her kissing Trinity’s cheek,”yeah I am.”

Soleil grinned at the pair,” must be nice, you

both are so cute.”

Joe having not taken his eyes off her

since she came out in the skimpy two piece

heard her every word. “Bruh just go talk to her,”

Jey chuckled nudging him nodding his head

in the woman’s direction. Joe shook his head

looking down to avoid the woman’s gaze in

their direction,”nah I’ve fucked that up enough

I’m good admiring from a distance.” Sefa rolled

his eyes standing he announced,”we need

another person on our flag football team, Sunny

you down?” Soleil lifted herself easily catching

the ball from Jacob who tossed it,”honestly I

could take you all on my own.” When

Joe saw the woman eagerly join them to play

their traditional game and was keeping up out

maneuvering Jey and Solo he patted Solo’s

arm,” I got this.” Soleil laughed at that,”and

what are you going to do win a participation

award, go sit down somewhere rapunzel before

you get hurt,” she shit talked her natural

competitive state appearing making the men

clap and laugh at her antics. “Oh you’re on

princess,” he purposely teased the nickname

to trigger her which worked as he easily kept

intercepting her receptions. When a new

play was called Sol huffed as their team was

down and since Joe replaced Solo their team

as up fourteen. She took off flying after him

as he was running the ball in to score and she

flung seemingly flying to tackle him down. Joe

who played almost pro ball grunted in surprise

as he watched her snatch the ball and run it

back for a touchdown winning the game. He sat

up a deep smile on his features watching her

celebrate with the guys even his teammates

boosting her head up. Not that he minded losing

if it meant seeing her that happy, she radiated

in her element. He rolled his eyes when the

women cheered her on for beating him but

stood walking over to her,”not too bad rookie.”

Soleil folded her arms over her chest rolling

her eyes,” thanks chief,” she said sarcastically. “I

would recommend you stick to wrestling though

because your game sucks,” she placed the

football in his arms. Roman gaped at her

smart mouth and couldn’t help but laugh

surprised,” oh so you got jokes huh?” Sol

hummed in amusement patting his shoulder,”

don’t waste your time pretty boy stick to the

ring." Roman gaped but his eyes shone playfully

as he couldnt help but laugh at this side of

her shaking his head as she left him standing

to go bring out food for dinner. Soleil had

a genuinely fun time with the group, she

wished her sister had been there with her

to enjoy this. Stepping away after a succesful

dinner where she recieved numerous

compliments and Jacob goofily offering to

marry her which she rolled her eyes and left the

table but Jacob felt his cousin glaring at him,”

calm down Uce everyone here knows that’s

you,” Jacob laughed as Roman’s ears tipped red

and made even his mom laugh.

Soleil went to the guest room and FaceTimed

Bianca who opened up with,”look at you having

fun with the in laws I thought you was with that

Benjamin boy.” Soleil rolled her eyes flipping her

off,” bitch you know damn well that isn’t his

name,” she laughed,”I’m having a good time

they’re just being kind, I like it here it’s fun and

a nice get away I wish you were here.” “Come

and get her hormonal ass, been farting and

cussing me out over cheese puffs all damn day,”

Montez called out getting a pillow thrown at him

making Soleil laugh.

[katsu28]

for dad!steve can you do maybe a pool day or something? and maybe one of them falls in; and after picking them up out of the water, Steve comforts them and helps them to not be afraid to go back in. sorry this was weirdly specific😭

no no this was a fantastic request, i've missed writing girl dad!steve so much u have no idea

dad!steve harrington x reader, maisie and nora harrington from this fic make their second appearance, parental guilt (idk if that needs a warning but just in case!), 2.1k

Summer in Hawkins meant popsicles, ice cream, and most importantly—pool days. You were fortunate enough to have a house with its own backyard pool, because wrangling Maisie and Nora into the car and across town to the community pool would be near impossible. It would probably be easier trying to calm a cornered bull. 

The girls wanted to go swimming the moment they woke up, barreling into your bedroom at the crack of dawn and leaping onto your bed to wake Steve and yourself up.

You’d been the lucky one to receive a smattering of sloppy kisses from Nora all over your face as a wake up call, but your poor husband had caught Maisie’s sharp knee to the nether regions as she crawled up towards the pillows, jolting awake with a pained groan. 

After breakfast and sunscreen, you’d quickly gotten them into their swimsuits while Steve prepped the pool for the day, and now you were sat under the big umbrella watching Steve and Maisie do tricks in the pool. Well, Maisie was doing tricks��Steve was pretending to be the judge, giving her a score out of five for each flip, roll, or attempt at an underwater handstand. Naturally, every trick got full marks. 

Steve had taught Maisie how to swim in this pool so she knew it like the back of her hand, but you still kept an eye on the two of them whilst letting Nora nap with you, half on your lap and half on the sun lounger you were settled on. She’d tuckered herself out fairly quickly by splashing around on the steps of the shallow end with you for a good half an hour. 

Maisie clambered out of the pool with a gleeful giggle, darting back around to the middle of the pool, probably to jump in again. 

“Walk please, Mais!” You called, shifting forward gently so as to not wake Nora. The warning had barely left your lips when her foot slipped on the slick concrete, and it was like everything started moving in slow motion. She toppled sideways into the water, hitting the surface with a shrill cry that was soon swallowed up as she went under. 

You went to get up, but you weren’t moving. Why weren’t you moving??? 

“Oh shit!” Steve cursed, leaping towards her within a split second. He’d only been a few feet away when it happened so he got to her fast, but it seemed like forever with your heart pounding loudly in your ears the way it was.

You felt trapped in your own body as you watched Steve scoop her out of the water swiftly. She emerged wide eyed and coughing and shaking like a leaf, already curling into his chest.

He waded over to the shallow end to climb the steps, carefully but quickly hurrying over to where you were. You passed him her towel so he could wrap her up in it to ease her trembling and she immediately threw her arms around his neck, burrowing into him with a whimper that soon turned into a full on wail. 

You suspected it was more from the shock than anything. Maisie was a strong swimmer, but there really nothing that could’ve prepared her (or you, for that matter) for this kind of thing. Your heart ached at the way her little shoulders shook with sobs. 

Nora chose that exact moment to rouse from her slumber, blinking awake with a tiny yawn. She looked confused for a split second at the rest of you now all around her, but the moment she spotted her big sister crying, her lower lip began to wobble too. 

You were quick enough to gather her in your arms before she erupted into tears too, and that made the rope of guilt knotting in your stomach grow even bigger. Why were you so fast to console Nora, but froze when it came to saving Maisie? 

Steve glanced at you, giving a reassuring nod as you both soothed your crying daughters. 

“Hey, hey, you’re okay, baby. You’re fine, I’ve got you,” He murmured, patting Maisie’s back in a calming rhythm not unlike the way he used to do when she was a baby and wouldn’t stop crying. It seemed to calm her a little bit, because her sobbing soon turned into choked hiccups then shaky sniffles. “Daddy’s got you.” 

He wiped her tears away with the edge of the towel as soon as she gave herself a few inches of space away from him, shifting to accommodate her as she switched positions to sit in between Steve and yourself. She leaned into Steve’s arm that was still wrapped around her loosely, cheek squished against his bicep. He let her sit there for a while, waiting until she’d stopped sniffling to speak. 

“Did you swallow some water?” He asked softly, smoothing her hair back and away from her face. Maisie nodded feebly, twisting her grip on her towel. “I bet that was scary, wasn’t it?” Another nod. 

Steve sighed sympathetically, rubbing a hand down her arm. “You’re so brave, did you know that, monkey? You were scared but you were so, so brave about it. Mommy and I are so proud of you.” 

“So proud, baby.” You agreed, leaning to kiss Maisie on the top of her head. She still looked unsure, eyebrows furrowed as she looked off into the distance. “Tell you what—to show you how brave you are and how proud we are of you, I’ll make grilled cheese for lunch. How does that sound?” 

That got her to perk up a little bit. She tilted her head at you, wiping her nose with the back of her hand. “Can I help?” She asked quietly. 

“Of course you can help, baby. C’mon, let’s go.” You passed Nora off to Steve, who lifted her into the air to make her giggle, and hefted Maisie into your arms, propping her on your hip with a grunt of effort. She always liked to say she was “too big girl” for you to carry her anymore, but you knew she secretly adored it. 

Steve was a different story. Maisie wormed her way into her dad’s arms every chance she could get, using him like a human jungle gym whenever he stood still for more than ten seconds. You didn’t mind at all. In fact, it always warmed your heart to see how close they were. 

Maisie climbed onto the kitchen stool you’d pulled up a little ways away from the stove, placing everything you handed her down on the counter. Her legs swung idly as she sat. 

“How’re you feeling, baby girl?” You asked softly, testing the waters. You knew you had to talk about what happened, but you certainly weren’t going to push her if she didn’t want to. 

“Okay. My heart’s not beating real fast anymore.” She shrugged, waving the spatula you’d tasked her with holding around in the air. 

“That’s good! That's great, Mais, I'm so happy you're feeling better."

Maisie bobbed her head halfheartedly. "Can I put the cheese on?"

Message received, loud and clear. This was a conversation for another time, and that was completely okay.

The smell of grilled cheese filled the air quickly, and the sandwiches were done soon enough. Steve brought Nora in when you called for them, settling her into her booster seat at the counter as you slid a sandwich sliced into sticks in front of her. Maisie was a little more particular about the presentation of her food, but you knew what she wanted. 

Once Nora was done, you cleaned her up and transitioned her seamlessly into her afternoon nap before coming back to where Steve and Maisie were. He looked up at you, sending you a grateful smile. 

“Wanna go swimming again after lunch, monkey?” He asked casually, leaning forward on his elbows. Maisie balked, focusing hard on pushing the crust of her sandwich around on her plate. “Mais? How ‘bout it?” 

“I don’t know.” She mumbled, peering up at him through her lashes. She looked nervous. You didn’t blame her. “What if I fall in again?” 

“I’ll be right next to you the whole time. If you jump, I’ll catch you. If you fall, I’ll be there to pick you right back up again.” Steve promised, tucking her damp brown curls behind her ear. Maisie had always been a daddy’s girl through and through, ever since she was born. If anyone could get her to give the pool another try, it was him. 

Her mouth twisted into a small frown, but she wasn’t outright refusing. “I don’t want to fall again.”  

“Brave girls—which you are—they fall, but they get right back up and try again.” You chimed in. 

“Mommy’s right.” Steve nodded. “The trying again part makes you even braver than you are now. And you’re already super brave, my love.” 

All the talk of bravery seemed to get her to make up her mind, because she sat up straight in her seat, puffing her chest out. “Tomorrow, Daddy.” She decided, nodding determinedly. “I promise.” 

“Yeah?” 

“Yeah. Because I’m brave.” 

“So brave!” Steve rounded the counter, giving her a double high five before turning around and letting her climb onto his back. “M’kay, let’s go get all nice and clean so we can jump onto the couch and watch movies for the rest of the day!” 

Maisie giggled her approval, tightening her grip around his neck as Steve took a lap around the kitchen before coming to a stop in front of you. “Can’t forget to give Mommy a kiss!” You presented your cheek for a kiss and got one from her, one from Steve, and one from both of them at the same time for good measure. 

Even though Maisie had seemingly completely recovered from it and was back to her normal cheerful, energizer bunny self, the whole situation still weighed heavy on you for the rest of the day. Steve noticed but knew not to say anything in front of the girls, just giving you an extra squeeze or slightly longer kiss in passing. 

It wasn’t until hours later, when the girls had long since gone to bed and you were both turning in for the night that he brought it up, sliding under the covers and propping himself up against the headboard. 

“Wanna talk about it?” His voice was soft, the touch of his hand on the small of your back even softer. 

You inhaled an unsteady breath, willing yourself not to let any tears fall when you spoke. “I feel guilty.” 

“Oh, honey. Why?” 

“She went under and I—I froze. I couldn’t make myself move even though I know I should’ve, Steve, I’m—am I a bad mom? Does that make me a bad mom?” 

“Whoa, hey, c’mere.” Steve pulled you against his chest, wrapping his arms around you tightly. You let yourself melt against him, bunching your fingers into the soft cotton of his t-shirt. His heartbeat was steady against your palm and it soothed you, just a little bit. “No. You’re not a bad mom, okay? You’re an amazing mom. You just…you were scared, and that’s completely normal. Hell, I was scared too.” 

“But you reacted. You went to go save her, you got her out of the water. I didn’t do anything. I couldn’t do anything.” 

“You stopped Nora from crying. That’s a reaction.” He pointed out. You knew he was just trying to make you feel better, but remembering it made you feel even worse. Steve noticed again and shook his head rapidly, squeezing you tighter. “No, no, I know what you’re thinking and that’s not what I meant. I’m just saying that you shouldn’t feel guilty about freezing up because nobody knows what they’ll do when something unexpected and scary as shit happens to their baby. You’re only human, sweetheart.” 

He resituated himself so he could look you in the eye, holding your gaze as firmly and reassuringly as ever. “Scary things are gonna happen. It’s just part of having kids; part of being a parent. You’re gonna learn from this and next time something happens you’re gonna be ready.” 

“How do you always know what to say?” You sighed, slumping back into his embrace.

He chuckled, pressing a kiss to the side of your head. “It’s one of my many talents, thanks for noticing.” 

“Many talents?” You were fighting a smile but probably failing miserably and Steve could tell. 

“Yes, many talents. Along with cooking, cleaning, shoulder massages, my Kermit the frog impression—” 

“Hold on. I’m gonna need you to rewind it back to shoulder massages,” You interrupted, aiming an innocent look up at him. “I feel like that particular talent requires a hands-on demonstration, so if you could just do it on me right now, that’d be great. For research purposes, of course.” 

“Oh I see, you set me up. Very well played.” 

“And that is one of my many talents.” 

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[happilyobsessing]

12 & 25 for OTP asks?

Great prompts! Thank you very much for sending them over :)

If anyone else would like to send over a prompt, you can find the Obligatory OTP Asks post here.

12. Do they have many heated arguments? How do they smooth things over?

As sickeningly in love and communicative these two are, Weiler and Emmrich do have heated arguments (the argument before Tearstone Island? Chef's kiss, I was giddy for hours because it was so real) although these are rare as they are generally excellent at communicating. Weiler - for all the progress she makes - is reactionary and hot-headed and I personally believe that Emmrich can be very stubborn. Both can be prone to intense, overwhelming emotions and a fear of being hurt. If they are really getting into it, Weiler will lash out verbally (and has been known to throw things, although never at Emmrich) and storm out of a room, whereas I imagine Emmrich could be quite cold and emotionally retreat if really pressed. If they are going to have an argument then it will most likely be about the following things:

Weiler's lack of diplomacy during critical moments

Emmrich's tendency to be patronising towards her

Their age difference

Weiler's fear (and sometimes Emmrich's own fear) that he resents her for convincing him to save Manfred and abandon his dream of lichdom

These arguments never last for long, however. They have learnt the hard way after their traumatic separation at Tearstone Island to never let these arguments fester or to take one another for granted. Weiler will go and do something physical - running, training, swimming once she learns how to - to physically release her tension and clear her head. Emmrich will meditate, focusing on his regulating his breathing, and finds journaling very helpful. After a few hours apart, they will always come back together in a neutral space and clarify miscommunication, apologise for any blame and judgment, take responsibility for past and future words and actions, and think proactively about setting healthy boundaries and solutions for the future. Once resolved, they always seek physical touch from one another; holding hands, a kiss, or sometimes Weiler may crawl into Emmrich's lap for a cuddle (he doesn't mind being squashed by all of her long limbs).

25. Do they have any hobbies that they share?

It's actually surprising that Weiler and Emmrich get together in the first place because they are so different, and none more so than when it comes to their hobbies. Emmrich's hobbies stem from his vast intellect, his passion for analytical, theoretical thinking and conversation. He is always curious to expand his understanding, to learn as much as he can and share this with others. Weiler can't read or write and is incredibly intimidated by those she knows are smarter than her. Weiler struggles to sit still for long periods of time and is at her happiest when she is moving; she loves to run, climb, and train with Taash with heavy weights. Emmrich prefers to keep himself neat and tidy and dislikes the feeling of his sweaty skin. They don't feel the pressure to enjoy the same hobbies, however. It can be enough to just simply check in with one another or be in one another's presence (of an evening Emmrich is perfectly content to sit and read whilst Weiler plays solo card games). That being said, it is Emmrich who teaches Weiler how to swim given how close she has come to drowning an alarming number of times. And once she is confident in the water it is not uncommon that they will swim together, be it at the Rivani Coast, in the hot springs found in the Necropolis, or in the communal Lighthouse baths. Emmrich will swim leisurely; Weiler likes to practise handstands in the shallows; he will throw weighted objects into the deep end for her to retrieve; they will both compete to see how long they can hold their breath underwater (winner gets a kiss - there are no losers).

[hugenerd3]

WE BACK ! told you I wouldn’t be consistent. Anyway Part 2 ! Of my Head canons that are 1000% true for the Next Avengers and with everyone either getting on Spring Break or getting off of it. Today’s topic will be about ✨Morning routines✨

James

Even though James usually acts like his Mother. His hard work and dedication is from his father. He’s an early bird like him. He takes his morning routines very seriously as he’s always the first one up. Nothing like A mere 100 handstand pushups, 100 sit-ups, 100 pull ups and an easy 13 mile run to start the morning

But nothing beats his breakfast protein shake he makes from scratch that always leaves the others wondering just how he functions in the morning

Torunn

Whenever Torunn wakes up she never forgets to pray to Odin and her Father. She prays that The all father is watching over her and her family and that when the time is ready she has secured her place in Valhalla. Once she’s done praying Torunn always presses a kiss to her fingers before placing those fingers on the framed picture of her Father and smiling

Torunn’s usually second in the kitchen behind Pym. And thanks to him he’s categorized everyone’s meal plans in separate sections. Torunn’s favorite breakfast always being Honey Nut Cheerios

Pym

If it wasn’t for James Pym would easily be the first one up. He only looses to James by 30 minutes as his alarm is set to 6:00 am while James naturally wakes up at 5:30. Pym wakes up at the same time every day on the hour and immediately the first thing he does is play an entire game of speed chess that takes a grand total of 1 minute and 30 seconds against the automated robot he designed. Whoever wins he tally’s up and not to brag but he has a current streak of 180-0. Pym is sully out the door in 10 minutes but not before he glances at the portrait of his parents hung up in his wall

He may not be able to beat James in first one up but Pym’s always the first one in the kitchen as he gets straight to work making his listed meal depending on what day it is

Monday-Bacon and Eggs

Tuesday-Omelet

Wednesday-Waffles

Thursday-Pancakes

Friday-Ceral

Weekends-try James Protein Shakes

He always cleans up before the others get there but trust him before they do it looks like a cooking show was being hosted beforehand

Azari

Out of everyone Azari has what people would call the most normal schedule. He wakes up at a fair time and the most he’ll do is splash some water on his face to wake himself up. Always smiling at the two separate pictures of his parents before he begins to start his day

Now even though he’s the most normal in waking up his kitchen skills need the most work as he for some reason refuses to use a glass to drink his morning beverage. Weather it be Orange Juice or Milk everyone immediately groans his name when they see him drink from the carton or jug. Added with Pym’s “and at least put a shirt on” as he has a knack for not putting ok a shirt until 11. We get it, you have fancy tattoos that light up, cool. At least he has the decency to make his own batch of waffles in the morning and he’s not scared of sharing

Francis

We’re lucky if Francis even wakes up in a single digit time span. He’s the master at hitting snooze before the alarm even has time to go off. And usually when he does get up he just rolls out of bed and lands on the floor before taking another 15 minutes of shut eye

Every single day Francis is the last one to make it in the Kitchen and every single day he asks the same question whilst he scratches his Platinum Blonde hair “Hey what’s there to eat !” As I’m pretty sure you can guess his sanctioned eating area is usually empty

[dribs-and-drabbles]

15 people, 15 questions

Thanks for tagging me @colourme-feral, @wen-kexing-apologist and @thegalwhorants! I wrote this at night on Christmas Eve but then tumblr ate the post when I moved it from my drafts to my queue, so I had to write the whole thing again...

1. Are you named after anyone?

No. My parents had a difficult time deciding on a name and just eventually landed on the one they gave me.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Well that depends on what kind of crying... I teared up last Wednesday when my furniture and belongings arrived from being in storage for 17 months. Tears rolled down my cheeks and my breath hitched a few times when I watched ep 6 Last Twilight (damn you Aof!) nearly two weeks ago. But the last time I ugly sobbed was whilst watching a musical in June, but I was feeling especially emotional about my temporary living situation at the time.

3. Do you have kids?

No.

4. What sports do you play/have you played?

I don't play any now (but I do go to the gym) but when I was a kid I did gymnastics and then dance (although that's not a sport). I played different sports in school but only because I had to and they weren't any I really enjoyed.

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Sarcasm? Who, me?! Nooooooo never.

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

Probably their posture or body language.

7. What's your eye colour?

To be honest I'm not sure. There's grey and bits of blue and green and even brown but I wouldn't be able to call it a colour. I used to say hazel but then I realised hazel was more brown than my eyes are so I don't really know.

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Oh happy endings for sure. I mean, I'm on (this) tumblr because of the qls I watch so it should be obvious.

9. Any talents?

I can hold a handstand for 30 secs (I've also managed 1 min in the past but that was a while ago now) but that feels more like a party trick than a talent. I guess I could say dancing. Oh, maybe guessing the time usually quite accurately.

10. Where were you born?

In the UK, specifically England.

11. What are your hobbies?

Apart from going to the gym, handstanding and watching ql series? I'm currently obsessed with the clothes from the shows 😅...but I also like to go for walks, sometimes I play boardgames, and I like to read (I've been mainly reading fan fic recently though). I also think about lego a lot (and now I have my own place I might get some sets - bonsai tree my beloved) and I used to write but it's been a few years since I last wrote anything.

12. Do you have any pets?

No. I've had cats in the past and I'd like another cat at some point but not for a while.

13. How tall are you?

I'm not 🤭

14. What was your favourite subject in school?

I can't remember now but probably geography...but more geology than countries...or creative writing. There was a point where I enjoyed maths...but didn't study it beyond 16.

15. What is your dream job?

I'd actually like to be able to not work, or to only work part time. I've been lucky to have actually had my dream job and I'm very grateful for the opportunity/experience.

So that's it! I guess I should tag 15 people since that's the title of this game, so here goes: @grapejuicegay @telomeke (I know you've been tagged a few times) @respectthepetty (I know you've done it already but I wanted to tag you anyway) @celestial-sapphicss @dimplesandfierceeyes @chickenstrangers @wen-kexing-apologist (I know you've already done it as well but leaving this tag here anyway) @waitmyturtles @lurkingshan @my-rose-tinted-glasses @slayerkitty @ranchthoughts @belladonna-and-the-sweetpeas @btwinlines @starryalpacasstuff No pressure obviously. (bonus tag for @absolutebl because I like it when you answer these kinds of things using only photos /gifs)

[tom-at-the-farm]

I hate Swifties because I'm jealous of your cult and also because there's such a wealth of material for you to draw on when discussing her songs because she has dated and beefed with like everyone. Meanwhile I'm like dying at this Miley Cyrus song, it's such a throwaway from her new album but it's the most hilarious thing to me and I'm obsessed with whatever she's talking about, because I don't understand it:

What is she doing on a handstand?? What sex thing can you possibly do on a handstand, especially whilst using one hand only?? Is this normal? Because if I tried whatever this may be I would immediately break my neck before even getting to the depraved sex act in question. It would be embarrassing and tragic.

I have no one to discuss this with because I tried googling it and every source was like "this is about the Lesser Hemsworth." Because that's like the only notable person she's been involved with? But also who cares who it's about, why won't you explain the handstand thing

[arobinwithoutbatman]

Tim is a ridiculously intelligent and stubbornly independent 16 year old boy. So whilst he is incredible at stealth, Detective work and hacking, he will still occasionally do something really dumb.

Like trying a new coffee brand that has way too much caffeine. Or attempting to hop over the railing on the mezzanine instead of using the stairs. Or seeing if he can ride a skateboard while doing a handstand. Or messing around with experimental tech that's now taking him across the multiverse. Or making pointless shapes on the machine they use to make new armor pieces.

Because even genius 16 year olds don't have fully developed brains yet and for reasons even he couldn't tell you, he's gonna occasionally do something stupid and risky because the judgement and risk assessment part of the brain hasn't quite matured yet

[estrela-rogers]

PHOTO ID: Jason Todd in his Red Hood gear. He is doing a handstand, kicking an enemy, whilst saying: "I'm a distraction."

why yes you certainly are

[kiboufashion]

calisthenics program - Energyelite

It is vital to notice that fitness encompasses a lot greater than weight lifting and long-distance running – it, in reality, refers to your frame’s capacity within itself. Enter the calisthenics program an intense but user-pleasant exercising form to develop one’s muscle groups, strength, and flexibility using truly one’s very own body weight. Are you prepared to go into the area of body transformation in calisthenics? Let’s build comprehensive software as a way to screen the whole lot you want if you want to attain achievement.

Understanding Calisthenics program The phrase “calisthenics” derives from the Greek “kalos” and “stheonas”, which in Latin method beautiful strength. It is a form of exercise that is most effective for your body weight in resistance. It isn’t the most effective push-ups and pull-America but it involves quite a few other actions that include dips, squats, lunges, planks, and so on. Calisthenics sticks out due to its flexibility — it can be tailor-made in the direction of the wishes of a beginner, in addition to a professional athlete.

Crafting Your Calisthenics Program

Assessing Your Fitness Level

However, before you soar into this, you want to be sincere with yourself approximately where you’re at health-wise. This makes it possible for one to set reasonable goals without causing harm at the preliminary stages of the evaluation method. Establish a baseline by way of testing your energy, flexibility, and persistence degree.

Setting Goals

The key element in any fulfillment tale is the intention placing. Ensure they’re unique, measurable, conceivable, relevant, and time-sure (SMART) for smooth monitoring of improvement.

Designing the Program

Warm-up: Do small, dynamic stretches and a bit of warm-up before leaping in.

Skill Development: Practice actions similar to squats, pull-ups, and push-ups. Focus on form and method.

Strength Building: Move on inside the subsequent degree, and upload circuit education. Focus on precise muscle groups.

Flexibility and Mobility: Add stretching and mobility exercises to grow your range of motion and keep away from accidents.

Rest and Recovery: Give ample time for resting days to your frame muscle tissues to recuperate, build, and heal.

Sample Calisthenics Routine

Day 1: Upper Body

Push-ups: three sets x 12 reps

Pull-ups: 3 units x eight reps

Dips: 3 units x 10 reps

Day 2: Lower Body

Squats: three units x 15 reps

Lunges: Each leg does 10 reps in 3 sets.

Calf Raises: three units x 20 reps

Day 3: Core and Flexibility

Planks: 3 units x 30 seconds

Leg Raises: 3 units x 12 reps

Stretching: Fifteen minutes of weight training using large muscular tissues

Essential Tips for Success

Consistency is Key: Remain on course together with your ordinary, but push yourself slowly but surely.

Proper Form Matters: Use training strategies that lessen damage dangers whilst maximizing gains.

Nutrition and Hydration: Eat wholesome foods, drink water, and exercise frequently.

Listen to Your Body: When the need arises, relax and do not paint via pain.

Progression and Variation

The thrill of continuous self-improvement and exploration of modern actions makes Calisthenics enormously captivating. However, for each initial mastery of calisthenics plan superior options may be practiced. For instance, going forth, flow from easy push-ups. To diamond push-user switching from general squats to pistol squats is full of recent dimensions of problem making the muscle mass continually at the alert country for improvement.

Overcoming Plateaus

It is unavoidable for one to attain a plateau at any point of undertaking an exercise. Include different exercises, more reps and sets, fewer rest breaks, and also incorporate isometrics. Additionally, you can consider discovering intricate ones such as muscle-ups or handstands to rekindle your advancement.

Mobility and Flexibility

Calisthenics mainly deals with strength but the focus should also be placed on mobility and stretching. These include incorporating yoga-styled movements or specific stretches to increase the range of motion, decrease the risk of injury as well and add strength using calisthenics.

Mind-Body Connection

However, calisthenics gives more than simply physical advantages—it strengthens the thoughts-frame connection. Cultivating consciousness in workouts through attention to shape, stability, and controlled motions. However, it extends outdoor exercise activity because it increases recognition, accurate stance, motor skills, and average body recognition for the duration of normal sports.

Community and Support

It’s a wholesome, thriving calisthenics community. Joining online boards, social media organizations as well and local meet-americaalso can also be another way of motivating everyone and sharing understanding.

Adapting to Challenges

Calisthenics could be very flexible and bendy. Its practice wants a minimum of no gadgets, making it one of the quality exercises that may be practiced practically in any vicinity. The adaptability of this program makes it best for a journeying person or those who can not benefit from getting the right of entry to a gymnasium or are seeking out an exercise that surpasses physical boundaries.

Tracking Progress

Progress tracking is critical in each health program. Keep a correct report of your exercising, degree overall performance metrics, and take before and after photographs at appropriate durations so you can see how lots your frame has modified. Secondly, it performs the position motivation which tells you who you had been and who you are now.

Final Thoughts

A calisthenics routine is more than exercise, it’s about the usage of your entire frame as a tool for overall fitness. It is going beyond normal education, helping people develop energy, and flexibility, in addition to mental longevity. Let calisthenics remodel your general method of fitness, and include the procedure.

Conclusion

It is more than a training session, it’s far lifestyle style with admiration for bodies strong or vulnerable, flexible or rigid. This holistic approach is right for assisting one to reap a stronger and bendy body with the calisthenics training program. In your calisthenics trip, you have to be happy; experience it, appreciate the gains, and relish the change in frame and mind.