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rheydtban · 6 months ago
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I will proceed to die now Oh MY GOD
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a thousand shards of heaven
It's been 84 years since I've updated Storms so please accept this Ozara doodle
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rheydtban · 11 months ago
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enemies w/ tension. | slytherin boy headcanons
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author's note: feralism inside. readers be advised. eighteen plus.
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- your enemies reaction to you teasingly bending over in front of them.
Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy, as your enemy, was an absolute arsehat.
He’d purposely go out of his way to make your life a living hell whenever he bloody could.
The teasing and pranking was relentless; from accidentally spilling a particular shimmering potion on your white uniform blouse, rendering it perfectly see-through and exposing your bra to everyone in potions class, to pulling out your seat when you weren’t looking; he’d done it all.
He was an absolute menace, but you also knew there was something more to it than that, something possessive, something obsessive.
And you thought this for a multitude of reasons, but the main one being that he admitted he was into you while drunk at a common room party. which of course he denied the next day, and every other day since, choosing instead to be as annoying as ever.
but on this particular late evening, assigned as partners for a class project, you found yourselves alone together; the tension high and the banter relentless.
“Draco, please stop acting like a bloody child for five seconds.”
He’d roll his eyes, fighting a smirk. “Pleading for mercy are you? How adorable.”
You’d huff, staring at him with your arms crossed out of frustration as he held your quill above his head, just out of your reach.
“No, I’m pleading for you to stop being so goddamn insufferable. Give me my quill.” You’d hiss, entirely irritated.
Of course he’d just laugh, wetting his lips as he analyzed your frustration, revelling in the fact he’s so clearly gotten you going.
“Here.” He’d sneer, all before tossing it half-way across the room. “Go fetch.”
by this point, your blood was boiling, but you wouldn’t miss the glint in his eyes, the one that told you he was enjoying this a little more than he should be.
With a frustrated sigh, you pivoted sharply, seizing the perfect opportunity. As you closed in on your quill, a deliberate hair flip cascaded over your shoulder. Slow and sensuous, you bent at the hips, hands trailing down your sides, tracing the subtle sway of your body reaching for the quill. Picking it up achingly slow, on the ascent, you locked eyes with Draco over your shoulder, a sly smirk playing on your lips.
Draco’s typically poised demeanor faltered as he watched, an involuntary pause freezing his features. His steely gaze, usually cloaked in arrogance, softened into a momentary bewilderment.
The realization hit him like a revelation, and before you could even process it, he was up and out of his seat, one hand gripping the back of your head as he loomed over you.
“What the fuck was that?” His voice was torn, shredded. “Quite the fucking tease, huh?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” You blinked, grinning. “I simply picked up my quill.”
His grip on the back of your head tightened, his pupils blown wide with lust. All his restraint was gone.
“You’re a fucking filthy little thing “ he leaned in closer, wetting his lips as he glimpsed yours. “Do that again and I’ll fuck you right here, right over this desk.”
Blaise Zabini.
Blaise fucking Zabini. Your enemy? You guessed you could call him that.
Mainly because all the guy ever did was sabotage your bloody love life. Every single damn chance he got.
And not even in a traditional asshole type of way, like by scaring dudes off or threatening their livelihoods--oh, no.
he scared them off by just being himself.
You’d known Blaise since first year, being that the two of you are from the same house and share the same friend group,
but, all the two of you have ever done, since day bloody one, was banter and bicker like a pair of fucking first years.
But as you matured, that friendly banter slowly transitioned into something more, something that neither of you seemed willing to acknowledge.
Something that you knew was about to boil over, at any given moment. and perhaps, that moment was today.
you sighed in frustration, watching as the guy you’d been talking to all night began to make his way through the crowd, finally taking the hint and excusing himself after Blaise had just ever-so-kindly invited himself into your conversation.
“Why do you have to ruin everything?” You took a sip of your drink, glancing at a smirking Zabini through narrowed lids. “Do you not want me to find love? Do you truly hate me that much?”
“I did you a favour, trust me,” he’d quip, flashing those perfect pearly teeth at you. “Dude would have bored you death.”
“The great Zabini, doing me a favour?” Your eyes widened, and you’d stifle an amused scoff. “Sure you’re feeling okay?”
As Blaise was poised to respond, you fumbled with your wand, inadvertently dropping it onto the wooden floor of the common room. Acting on instinct, you bent down to retrieve it, sensing Blaise's eyes lingering on your backside for an unnecessarily long moment as you slowly straightened up.
And when you finally looked over, you watched as he brought a hand up to his mouth, attempting to hide his grin as he shot you a knowing, wide-eyed glance, his body tensed as though he was fighting to restrain himself.
but after only a few seconds, he’d step closer, his hand grazing your arm as he leaned in.
“Excuse me miss, but I think you’ve made me drop something,” he’d pause, watching your eyes as you met his.
“I’m sorry?” You snorted. “what are you-“
he’d pull you closer, bringing his mouth toward your ear. “you made me drop my fucking jaw…”
you’d blink, caught off guard. “Blaise-“
“That ass is fucking perfect,” he murmured, wetting his lips. “cant hide it anymore, princess…i want you bad.”
Lorenzo Berkshire.
“Enzo-earth to bloody Enzo,” you emitted an audible groan, sinking back down into the chair beside him.. “can you please at least fucking attempt to help me?”
Enzo was uninterested in your pleas, truthfully, he was uninterested in anything you had to say. Paying no heed, he sat slouched, head nestled in his arms on the desk, seemingly oblivious to your presence.
you sighed. this was going to be a long damn class.
“Enzo, please? you can sleep after class-“
He grumbled softly under his breath, neglecting to raise his head from the desk. However, he pivoted it towards you, his bleary brown eyes meeting yours.
“can you knock it off?” his voice was a shredded rasp. it was clear he was exhausted. “don’t you ever get tired of hearing your own voice?”
You scoffed, irritation evident on your face. This was the typical Enzo conversational experience--a constant exchange of snark and jabs. It baffled you how a man so fucking attractive could also be so damn daft at times.
“i don’t, actually,” you huffed, trying to keep your composure. “but i certainly get tired of your ignorant attitude.”
that managed to get at least a chuckle out of him, even if it was a half-assed one.
“spicy today, i see.” his lids fluttered back closed as he muttered, “bite me, darling.”
“you’d like that, wouldn’t you?” you teased, your voice taking on an arrogant tone. “masochist.”
Enzo emitted a snort, a hearty chuckle escaping from his chest in response to your suggestive jab. Progress was evident, and you sensed the need to elevate things to the next level if you intended to secure his assistance.
Making sure his eyes remained closed, you slyly nudged your quill, sending it tumbling off the table and onto the floor. A mischievous smirk played on your lips as it hit the ground, and Enzo's eyes snapped open, fixing on you.
Maintaining the intense eye contact, you slowly leaned over in the chair, letting the seductive sway of your movements accompany your reach for the fallen quill.
you could feel Enzo's gaze following your every movement as you retrieved the quill with a lingering touch--all while a subtle, suggestive smile danced on your lips.
the second you straightened out, Enzo sat up straight, clearing his throat, tongue darting out to moisten his lips as he fought to collect himself.
“what’s the matter, Enz?” you quipped, unable to control yourself. “thought you were tired?”
“don’t play with me, angel.” he muttered, leaning closer. “please, Merlin, don’t fucking play with me.”
you’d snicker. “help me with this assignment and i’ll let you touch it.”
“deal.”
Mattheo Riddle.
you and Mattheo were enemies for one reason, and one reason only--his suffocating arrogance.
perhaps you were the only girl in the school who called him out on his bullshit, perhaps you were the only girl in the school who didn’t fall flat at his feet anytime he simply breathed.
and Mattheo, well, he wasn’t used to this type of treatment. and he certainly wasn’t keen on the fact he couldn’t get you in his bed with a mere second long glance.
of course, you were fully conscious of the fact he was hot as fuck, but your self-respect and dignity outweighed your sexual desires, which in turn, created fiery spats every-time the two of you were near each other.
And so, here you were, paired with him for a research assignment; the two of you alone in the library on a Sunday night, while he was totally hungover. And as insufferable as ever.
“Mattheo, give my fucking textbook back.”
He’d groan, rolling his eyes as he tucked the book under his arm, hugging it to his chest while seated sluggishly.
“Come and get it back, then.” He’d utter, smirking. “I promise I don’t bite…hard.”
You fought back a scoff. “You won’t be able to bite at all if you don’t cut it the fuck out…it’s almost ten o’clock we need to start this.”
Mattheo rolled his eyes, again, his tongue piercing the inside of his cheek as he pulled the book out from under his arm, and stood up, moving over to the bookshelf behind your chair.
With suffocating snark, he knelt down, shoving the book onto one of the shelves lowest to the ground, all before turning back around and smirking at you, crossing his arms over his chest and shrugging casually as he cocked an eyebrow.
“You told me to give it back.” The arrogance in his tone was nauseating. “You didn’t specify where.”
“First of all, that’s the wrong shelf,” you’d mutter, watching his eyes follow you as you pushed up from the chair, veering closer. “And second of all, you’re not funny.”
Mattheo poised for a sharp retort, ready to counter with his usual biting wit. However, his words stumbled into silence as he observed you drawing near.
With a swift, almost calculated movement, you bent at the hips to retrieve your book beside him. The fabric of your skirt dared to venture higher up your thighs than convention allowed, leaving Mattheo momentarily entranced and rendering his intended response obsolete.
But the second you straightened out, meeting his eyes, lips teasing a knowing smirk, he was on you.
Your back slammed against the shelf as he grappled your hips, shoving you back. he towered over you, his lips pressed directly against your ear as he growled;
“You shouldn’t be bending over like that in front of me,” his voice was torn, shredded, and he finished the sentence off with a sharp “ever.”
your heart was hammering. “Why not, Matty? Didn’t enjoy the show?”
“You have no idea what that ass of yours does to me,” he groaned, his grip on your hips tightening. “Every fucking day I imagine railing it--I imagine fucking the attitude right out of you…you should know better than to tempt me.”
Theodore Nott.
“Look at that,” Theodore quipped, his snarky grin practically evident in his tone of voice. “top of the class again. how does that L feel, huh?”
you grumbled, rolling your eyes so far into the back of your skull that you were seeing white.
“don’t get cocky, Nott.” you nearly snarled, the frustration seeping from your lips like breath. “it’s not a good look on you,”
theodore merely chuckled, knowing that was a complete fucking lie.
cockiness was an infuriatingly good look on him, and that was solely due to the fact that the objects of his arrogance were damn impressive achievements that could make anyone green with envy.
the man was unfathomably smart for an arrogant jock whose life was dedicated to being the best quidditch player to ever exist.
clucking his tongue, he’d shoot you a knowing glance. “you sound jealous, bella. what’s your grade?”
as he tried to lean over to glimpse your mark, you pulled your paper away from him, scowling. “how about mind your own business, hm?”
he’d chuckle. “never been known for that, have i?”
Before you could formulate a response, Theodore snatched the paper from your hands, leaning away to sneak a glance at your mark. Your groan of irritation resonated, signaling your exasperation with his antics.
Annoyed, you reached over to grab your paper back, your low-cut blouse exposing more of your chest than you’d intended.
As soon as Theodore’s eyes fixed on your chest, noting your breasts practically spilling out of your shirt, he paused; his fingers involuntarily releasing the paper without further fight, his lips parting and eyes darkening.
“merlin,” he’d breathe, his voice torn. “you trying to give a lad a fucking heart attack, wearing a shirt like that?”
your cheeks grew warm, his eyes not once breaking from your chest as you straightened back out in your chair, adjusting yourself.
“it’s rude to stare, Nott.” you’d say, fighting a grin. “didn’t your mommy ever teach you that?”
Theodore let out a low groan, edging his body closer to yours. His lips dangerously neared your ear, and he couldn't resist sneakily glancing down your shirt, unable to control his wandering gaze.
“it’s rude to tease, Bella,” he’d purr, his voice a dark murmur. “and truth be told, i can’t quite help myself…”
you huffed, unable to stifle your smirk. “sounds like you need a refresher in manners.”
“Oh, principessa,” he’d retort, his voice laced with need. “you can refresh me in anything you want as long as i can see more of those perfect tits of yours.”
Tom Riddle.
Tom Riddle was an absolute brilliant genius;
a good man. a private, by-the book type of student.
and if you were being completely honest with yourself, this was precisely why the two of you didn’t quite get along.
it seemed as though Tom had it out for you, as though he had some sort of personal vendetta to make your life a living hell.
At every opportunity, he wielded his prefect powers to land you in trouble for something. Perhaps, in all fairness, you should have known better than to sneak into the restricted section of the library or prowl around the castle late at night,
but, gods. couldn’t he just cut you some bloody slack for once?
Admittedly, you were afraid to cross Tom. You weren't eager to be on his bad side, but at the same time, you weren't prepared to entirely abandon breaking the rules and having fun just because you were aware he could catch you.
so instead, you learned his schedule, where he’d be and at what times, knowing how to effectively avoid him.
the man was a cunning genius, you knew he could effectively destroy you if he so pleased.
but, on this particular night, he was set to be patrolling the dungeons for at least another two hours, giving you plenty of time to sneak into the library and do a little research.
and everything was going extremely well, hidden in the restricted section, blanketed by the nights encompassing darkness, when you noticed your shoelace was untied.
Bending down to address the matter, a peculiar sensation tingled through your senses as you completed the task. A subtle shift in the atmosphere hinted at an approaching presence, and just as you straightened up, the hushed cadence of footsteps drew closer.
Before you could pivot to face the intruder, their looming silhouette materialized behind you.
A towering figure, their breath, warm and palpable, brushed over your ear as they leaned in, setting your nerves on edge.
“you shouldn’t be bending over like that in public,” the voice was a deep, dark rasp in your ear, the arrogance in the tone unmistakable. “some people might think you’re a little slut.”
heat rushed you, your thighs clenched. “and what if i want some people to think that?”
immediately understanding your suggestive remark, Tom wasted no time before grappling your hips and spinning you around to face him, one hand slithering around your lower back and grasping a palmful of your ass.
“filthy whore,” he’d growl, his voice shredded now, barely restrained. “breaking the rules and showing off that perfect ass for anyone to see…calls for punishment i’d say.”
his teeth found your neck and you whimpered, clutching onto him. “i’m-“
Tom pulled back, meeting your eyes. “bend over the desk, now.”
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#sorry #i got extremely carried away #18+ au.
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rheydtban · 1 year ago
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This is literally so beautiful
Joseph G. and his actresses.
[I don't know what exactly this is, but it was supposed to show the aesthetic side of German films of the time. However it came out different.]
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rheydtban · 1 year ago
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See no difference.
I didn’t know that the doctor had a cat. That’s new to me.
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rheydtban · 1 year ago
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So this was my attempt at message hair Joebbs because I also spent way too much time thinking about a long & messy haired version of him as he always wears his hair fully slicked back and short
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This man…OK I’m obsessed with his hair. I don’t know it’s weird I know but please imagine him with messy hair. Can someone please draw him with messy hair? I‘m- I NEED GOEBBELS WITH MESSY HAIR. Also his cheekbones. You can cut yourself just from looking at them.
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rheydtban · 1 year ago
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Fun fact this is basically the only picture we have of him with only his shirt on, feels strange and wrong almost
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rheydtban · 1 year ago
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This used to be my favorite drawing of JG I've made tbh, the original picture itself can inspire hundreds of fics about young Joseph, which is of my special interest. In my peak Reichblr days when I was spending an ungodly amount of time thinking about this man (covid craze I guess, what else is there to do, right) I always considered the pre-NS era J. and the post-NS one like completely different beasts and found the younger one always so fascinating to come back to for more inspiration and just thinking about the how and the why.
The transition era (gets introduced to the party, is sent to Munich to infiltrate AH's Bavarian fraction, ends up getting sucked in to the Munich branch under AH's appeal etc.) is equally fascinating, and so is every milestone of course, the Gauleiter era with the Gau Berlin, cleaning the "red" out of Berlin and the maddeningly passionate, bordering homoerotic love the SA had for their "little doctor" whom they protected with all their body and soul, H. Wessel being the prime example - and then the rising tension orchestrated by his undeniable influence and effort, the crescendo, and the climax point of 1939 where he himself turns from the romantic - the nation's poet - melancholic lost soul (although admittedly always delusionally so) into a machine that chews human lives and spits out lies over and over and over again, we all know how the story goes I think. But still I always find it to be such a captivating anchor - this drawing and of course the original picture, for the mind-breakingly layered anectodes, feelings, intertwined realities that lie under it.
So yeah... Long story short, I think it's still my favorite drawing of JG.
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rheydtban · 1 year ago
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Joebbels in court. You may ask why he was summoned. Let me tell you 😞 for the crime of being a teeny tiny mouse boy and there is no bigger crime * squeak squeak *
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rheydtban · 1 year ago
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Baby's first banal mass-propaganda machinery speech 😍
That aside the faces unironically send me 💀 like look at him go he's so ❗🐀❗
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rheydtban · 1 year ago
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Y'all ever cosplay as Joebbels just for the shits and giggles
He did have a weird taste but I appreciate the trench coat
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rheydtban · 1 year ago
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Ah look, lovely to see my old tumblr page that was succumbed to the tumblr purge. I didn't even get to see the reblog and the response back then, hah.
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Today on things that are fuckin aesthetic
I would draw them different of course but respect nevertheless to whoever made it
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rheydtban · 1 year ago
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Yep guys, it took me 10 mins into Goebs in Munich in 1924 to get madly and irreversibly obsessed with the relationship between Goebs and the füwwew. You know, like, how he was supposed to infiltrate the NSD#P Münich franchise on Strasser's orders and instead ended up basically falling in love (in a totally non homo way and in the most teutonic aryan werewolf warrior german romanticist poet bla bla way ofc) with him... I still think ze Furrer is pretty uninteresting as a figure (really tried getting into him as he was my first interest towards Reichblr when I was 10 or so) but as an adult I found him very bland and irrelevant. But the way Goebs keeps talking about him really makes you want to study both men like scientific theories for months to perfect the ultimate JosDolf fic just to scratch the itch that grows in you. Those mf'ers were literally made to be put in fics and I have Goebs to blame for it.
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DID YOU KNOW? Josef Goebbels kept a diary from 1923 to 1945. When he first began to keep the diary, there was no mention of the Nazi Party or Hitler up until around March 13th, 1924. Goebbels didn’t think much of Hitler, until after their first encounter in July, 1925. The Nazi leader increasingly became the central figure of Josef’s diary. He admired Hitler so highly that he would describe the intimate moments the two shared together in a rather dramatic fashion. He was a poet, after all.
“Shakes my hand. Like an old friend. And those big blue eyes. Like stars. He is glad to see me. I am in heaven. That man has everything to be king.“ - Josef Goebbels
It’s totally not gay guys I promise seriously it’s not gay
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rheydtban · 1 year ago
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Look Joseph, here you wrote, look at where my finger is, "He gives me red roses with tears in his eyes. How I love him!". Now I really need you to stop using your diary like a 14 year old girl if you want me to name you the deputy f#hrer, okay?
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No joke he really wrote that stuff in his diary. Go check it out.
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Also this whole rekindling the reichblr thing brings me back to peak covid times. In a way it was strangely the best time in my life. I could spend time with myself in my head without feeling like I was missing out on anything, and there wasn't any time I felt less alone because all my friends always wanted to reconnect and do things together online. The Reichblr community was blooming and I had the most intellectually and emotionally stimulating conversations with people who felt like my soulmates all around the world. In a way it's like a parallel universe in a vacuum secluded from reality. And sometimes I really miss those days...
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rheydtban · 1 year ago
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When your bf forces you to join the family meeting but the function doesn't even have the g o o d s o u p, circa 1929, Berchtesgaden - Oberbayern
(if you don't know just how much Rat Doc likes his soup... Go read a biography and you will see... And honestly that explains the whole Eintopfsonntag thing)
Also fr he really doesn't want to be there... Aww, is it awkward pretending that you don't want to get absolutely railed by your füwwew among other people Joe?
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rheydtban · 1 year ago
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God this is so beautifully prepared
This aside idk how they convinced the world that the SS was made up of beautiful blond boys or sth I have yet to see a decent looking SS picture. The uniform is impeccable but that's about it.
I think imagining the SS as how they presented themselves makes it easier to romanticize and therefore cope with the mind-breaking horrors of the murderers, elevating the horror, violence, pain etc. into something that can be perceived in some sophisticated methaporical way? İn the end it's bullshit, they grabbed the farmer boys and the peasants and put them in a shiny uniform. That's it. In the end we all know that there is nothing beautiful about it but it's hard to cope with it when you take even that part away. Then it becomes your regular murder. Nothing pretty or ethereal about some stupid goatf*cker German in a suit blowing up the skull of an 17 year old boy with bullets and r#ping a 13 year old girl who would be playing with her friends in her hometown if she was born 10 years before or 10 years after that day. Or tearing apart families and dragging babies across the field, kicking an old man already struggling to even stand on his feet, setting houses on fire and hearing the screams coming from lungs full of blood. And piercing the guts of children with rifles. Letting buildings collapse on dying civilians. And all this for the crime of being born as something else than you and quite literally nothing else.
The horror is massive big and so crushingly heavy that we have to find a way to alienate it and make it something that cannot be a part of the mundane life that we all know and live. Something that has to be otherworldly. Death turned into something coming from the hands of some elvish creatures like a biblical doom descending on you is just another form of it I guess.
Anyway, there is too much to say about it but no words will ever, ever, ever be enough so yea. I gotta shut up.
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made a zine about my nazi kink
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rheydtban · 1 year ago
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Herman Goering, Anthony Fokker, and Bruno Loerzer
Now let us take in just how much of a big deal Bruno here thinks he is. 
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rheydtban · 1 year ago
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This is how I think the trio would react to our reichblr art and fics
• A-dog with absolute confusion, bewilderment and bafflement (too much of a boomer to even understand what is going on probably)
• Queen Hermann with fascination, intrigue and joy (oh you bet he loves it - especially the ones where he gets to breed the submissive rat twink or enjoy Loerzer's company)
• Our rat doc with disgust, loathing, abhor (he cannot even wrap his wrinkly brain on how this sort of horrendous degeneracy could even come to be, but those JosDolf fics & pics will make him have wet dreams 4/7 days of the week)
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