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chiefcroissantdeanbanana · 23 hours ago

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tried drawing them with my shitty ass memory.

I. Am So Normal. About Them.

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bimbocore · 7 months ago

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#the visiterrr #bro visited his friend #cats #cat #kitty #jude.png

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stoffbergart · 11 months ago

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happy birthday to my best friend grey 🐇🩵🫂🛌

#illustration #art #it's not his birthday Right Now but i want to show the world my friend :)#comic

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warthogreporter · 4 months ago

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And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr

🐙 WetterThanYou Follow

It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder

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Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?

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Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'

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I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(

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DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!

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They're not? 😭😭😭

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Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.

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Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.

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You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.

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OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.

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Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.

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In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.

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🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.

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Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.

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Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍

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Hey.

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WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!

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This now has a sequel, and a third act

#shhh evil wizards can be monsters if they want to #oc #yes this is the same loose world as the demon king posting in fact the evil wizard is the one mentioned as being his friend #stole this format from a fire emblem post because it was a great post #monster fucker #but inverted #Heracles jumpscare #dashboard simulator

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quixoticprince · 2 months ago

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Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care

Based on this post thread

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #god i gotta tag everybody #miss pauling #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 demoman #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 engineer #tf2 zhanna #tf2 pyro #tf2 soldier #I think tumblrs gonna absolutely eat the quality of that first image huh #but yeah I dont think we have to look for how to justify stealing souls of his coworkers/friends lol #its tf2 #i dont think any of them care #Miss pauling might but thats cuz shes given hers to Helen

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irbcallmefynn · 7 months ago

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I made a meme cause I was struck with an idea a few days ago

#bedposting #fynn art #<-i suppose. i did draw the parents #bro visited his friend

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noelledeltarune · 1 year ago

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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

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robdogdraws · 8 months ago

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this wouldn't leave my brain

#bro visited his friend #meme #vine #video #shitpost #robdogdraws

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 2 months ago

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whens megatron coming back

#transformers #transformers one #transformers fanart #optimus prime #megatron #elita one #bumblebee #b 127 #i wish bee had a reaction to megatron leaving 😭😭😭#like thats a third of his friend group 😭#i feel like hed 100% be super clingy too #i wish megatron and bee had more screentime together....#annoying little yellow guy that u have to deal with #fine... ill do it myself...#i just want bee to interact with everyone and be happy and have fun and pplay with touys

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thestuffedalligator · 1 year ago

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So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).

And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.

And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.

#imaginary friends #calvin and hobbes #hobbes lives in some kind of level of existence calvin isn’t aware of #but fundamentally calvin doesn’t seem to care #to calvin hobbes is a particularly well spoken and occasionally insufferable friend who happens to be shaped like a tiger #and who he loves to the very bottom of his soul #all of which is true and so hobbes isn’t in a rush to correct him #10k #20k #30k #40k

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bruciemilf · 3 months ago

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Anyway, thinking about how Bruce’s mom tendencies bleed over around the League.

He pulls out a Barbie pink scrunchie from his endless utility belt.

Oliver is very sure he’s seen it in Spoiler’s blonde mane before. He wordlessly secures Diana’s hair in a ponytail before she jumps into battle.

Barry skins his knee while running, which, considering, is pretty severe. Definitely not the kind of wound you can treat with Gray Ghost bandages.

“I’m NEVER taking this off.”

“Okay, gross?”

“Shut up, Hal, you don’t even wash your suit, you just make a new one every time!”

“I’m allergic to laundry detergent, everybody knows that, BARRY.”

Bruce does not tolerate their fighting for more than 15 minutes at a time. “I will count to 3.”

Hal is quite literally flabbergasted when, after a particularly rough mission, Batman walks over to him and gently places a plate of fruits before him.

“Hal,” in that rain soft voice. “Fruit.”

“…Thanks?”

He just walks off. Like it’s nothing.

“…Did he just do something nice for me? Everybody saw that, right? You’re all witnesses. “

Everyone’s equal parts shocked and equal parts losing their shit. Clark’s eyes are just slightly red.

“I need to take a nap.”

#THEY’RE HIS FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!#HE CARES ABT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!#so many questions. where did Bruce get the fruit. did he bring it prior to this? how did he know Hal likes kiwis? and how did he know #he can only eat them star shaped?#bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batman #batdad #mom friend bruce wayne #diana prince #hal jordan #barry allen #clark kent #the justice league #justice league

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asweetprologue · 6 months ago

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this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun

#put him out of his misery #it would have been kinder #like holy shit kabru blurts out that he wants to be laois' friend like it's some kind of confession #and then laois says that he knows it must be a lie because no one would ever be that down bad #that's so EMBARASSING #it's literally a miracle kabru didn't kill himself immediately after this conversation #i would have self immolated #dungeon meshi #kabru #laois #labru

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symphonyofsilence · 3 months ago

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Let the poor man rest.

#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever #and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed #he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death #second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #gege akutami #my two cents #satosugu

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bbbbbbbbatman · 7 months ago

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Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

#the first time it happens he's just like oh whoops that'll be awkward #the second time: well that's not ideal #the third time: fucking hell why did i make a persona that cant keep it in his pants #Clark angsting about why his best friend doesn't trust him enough to tell him his secret identity:#:( why doesn't he trust me after all we've been through together #bruce: i have fucked too many people here including you and you can never know #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #mine

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stickyvoidpaper · 4 months ago

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Dick : Jasons been more, relaxed lately. It's unsettling.

Tim : Yeah, I've started spiking his water with mood stabilizers.

Dick : What

Tim : I've been thinking of doing it to the wider gotham water supply. Think about the crime rates.

#Im ngl. him disappearing in comics just to reappear and do wacky insane shit feels like hes going through the mother of all manic episodes #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #tim does not want to watch Jason put the batsuit on and try to convince some other poor soul to be his robin #red hood #batfam #CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG I DONT HAVE FAMILY / FRIENDS WITH MANIC EPISODES

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