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cheddertm · 2 years ago

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HELLO FITS CUTSCENE????? HELLO???2??:?22?/ DUDE HOLY SHIT THIS CAUGHT ME OFFGUARD WKFNKFMDMFMDM I’M SHAKING BRO

#qsmp #live blogging #fitmc #qsmp fitmc #WHAT IS HAPPENINHTG #HELPO #HES GETTING PAID????#WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO YOU BALD MAN

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ace-lemonade · 1 year ago

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only appropriate reaction

#he ain't getting paid enough for this #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #laios

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shanklin · 3 months ago

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Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling.

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up.

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that.

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #the mystery shack #afterwards stan can be seen gently petting the kitchen door #the lightbulb shines a little brighter #that time in the show where soos mentioned how funny it would be if the exit door was actually a closet #thats a game the shack likes to play with soos #the kids are bored or need a new room? suddenly they find a mysterious new room in the shack #stan cant find his remote? the shack just really wanted to watch old timey movies with stan. it knows stan best. it knew stan would have fu #stans thr shacks blorbo after all #stan also turned the shack from a cold messy research facility into a fun home that gets lots of visitors #the shack loves the tourists and mr mystery #so many stories and different people to watch #stan also hasnt paid the electricity bill in years everything still works somehow #and if they hadnt defeated gideom when they did the shavk wouldve shown that little bastard why they used to call it the murder hut 😡#the thing is ford already checked if hes cursed or if something elsemis going on with the shack and he put gravity falls weirdness factor #into account but he cant find anything out of the ordinary #the shack is just going backt o normal.everytime he turns his scanners on to check #besides theres no way the shack would turn against ford -its his house he built it #so it definitely cant be that

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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The FNAF Glamrocks truly are popstars..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #security breach #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #glamrock freddy #glamrock chica #roxanne wolf #montgomery gator #Vanny does NOT get paid enough for this #tbh I’m actually not sure if she’s getting paid at all actually-#THIS is a detail overlooked but the Glamrocks are divas #they are sassy animatronics and it’s not just Roxy and Monty #Freddy can get snappy with workers he’s just nice to kids #probably the nicest is chica but she’s kinda no think mode so pff

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catcze · 3 months ago

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No bcs the way Sylus would never ever let you pay for anything…..one time, you try to pay discretely during dinner when you think he’s not looking ( bc you wanna pay for something !! It's not like you're broke, after all, and you don't want it to seem like you're only after him for his black card ) and he just. Snatches the bill away from you !! Before you can even blink !! And when you look at him, his brow is raised and there's a smug, playful smirk on his face— and a silent 'Really, sweetie?' hangs in the air, like he can't believe his eyes. And before you can even protest, he's already handing the bill —with his card in it— back to the waitstaff.

"Better luck next time," Sylus says, shooting you a smirk, knowing full well he's not gonna let you pay next time, either.

#「 🐈‍⬛ 」 catcze.desserts #sylus x reader #lads sylus x reader #sylus #lads sylus #love and deepspace x reader #love and deepspace #NO BCS as much as I like paying for stuff with my friends I just wanna have someone spoil me and give me princess treatment too 😭#Plus points becaus Sy knows that you're not used to being pampered and paid for and while he gets that u don't wanna look like ur mooching #off of him he would rather have you shoot him again than let you pay for anything when his card is literally within reach LOL

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stealingpotatoes · 7 months ago

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apparently today is 10-10/Fox day, so leave some xanax and a paycheck out for him <3

(commission info // tip jar!)

#(he does not get paid)#commander fox #captain rex #marshal commander fox #star wars the clone wars #star wars #my doods #thanks for the ask!#coruscant guard #if i draw more corries im gonna need some 'anidala implied' or 'anidala suck at hiding their relationship' tag

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lazylittledragon · 5 months ago

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ok look i love astarion with my whole soul and this might be an unpopular opinion but post-brain, i don’t think he’s fashionable. i think he knows how to dress well and likes wearing nice clothes but i really feel like 90% of the time when he’s at home he would just want to be comfortable. i think this man wears dad slippers and owns an ungodly amount of sweaters and comfy loungewear. furthermore i would like to put forward that the person who DOES put together a fucking Look every single day of his life is wyll fucking ravengard. in this essay i will

#ramble #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #wyll ravengard #wyll was a noble do you think he doesn’t know how to dress??#after he and karlach get out of avernus he has the highest paid tailor in faerun #i just picture him like that guy who styles outfits based on fonts #like idk what this garment even is but somehow you’re making it work #wyll has to be the hottest person at the fantasy grocery store it isn’t a want it’s a need #astarion is just like the average alternative person where we get dressed once a week and the rest is just pyjama #i think he appreciates getting to dress up a bit for fun things but like #after centuries of having to scrub up and look pretty to lure people in. he deserves a rest

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rwsdarw · 1 year ago

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got sick recently so here sillies

#she doesn’t get paid enough #she’s trying her best #miraculous fanart #miraculous lb #miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #mlb #adrien agreste #chat noir #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #gabenath #can I tag that??#Gabriel is in it for not even a minute but #ib: kylo ren undercover boss episode where he makes that card that’s like #sorry I killed your family

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timblrdrake · 10 months ago

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GOTHAM CITY PSA: PLEASE stop letting your cats out at night

i just saw Red Robin get mauled by a tabby on fear toxin they really do NOT like the birds

#they don’t get paid enough #he’s going to have to get his batrabies batshot #tim drake #dc comics #bruce wayne #dc robin #dc #dcu #batman #timothy drake #batfam #dc gotham city #dc gotham #gotham city

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oh-no-its-bird · 2 months ago

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Favorite dinluke trope is where Luke is like "Mando...I have something to share...this is really hard and I understand if u dont look at me the same after this... but my father... he was Darth Vader..."

And Din just.

"I dont know who that is."

#luke starts to laugh so hard he cries #din “knows absoloutley nothing about core world politics” djarin my babygirl...i love u...my roman empire...#he knows what the name of whoever he's currently being paid to shoot at is. and thats all that matters.#get u a man who is ok with ur family baggage and history (bc he has no fucking clue who ur family is)#starwars #dinluke #din djarin #luke skywalker #the mandalorian #birds rambles

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spidehpig · 3 months ago

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poor bird getting cornered by ghoap at a bar

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soap is just so icky & obnoxious. horny little mutt can’t stop making overt passes at her. tries to paw at her tits a few times. just entirely too eager. he’s been hard in his pants for a half hour now. so she starts to shrink towards the tall & quiet one. maybe he’s a little nicer, he hasn’t said anything gross or tried to grope her so far. only to squeak when big fucker pulls her onto his lap and shoves his hand up her skirt

#big fan of bird being mean to but also kinda scared of soap #thinking ghost might be nice bc he’s very quiet & hasn’t paid much attention to her #but when they get back to the hotel ghost is spreading her wide open and sicking soap on her #literally so rude of her to reject his mutt #cod #ghost #soap #ghoap

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bananafire11 · 1 year ago

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Can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

He's gonna tell you the ice cream machine is broken (it's not)

#foryou #fyp #my art #he isnt getting paid enough #im so excited for this ep :]#jax #jax the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus art #jax tadc #tadc jax #tadc #tadc fanart #the amazing digital circus jax #jax fanart #jax art #tadc art #the amazing digital circus

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somewhereincairparavel · 5 months ago

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“jason is so cold and inconsiderate” his natural instinct when he found out nico was staying at camp was to hug him tightly but he restrained himself because nico mentioned to jason ONCE that he doesn't like being touched. consent KING

#all you haters do is yap yap yap are y'all getting paid to hate jason lol bc the slander is SO forced and artificial imo #just adding that he had no reason to remember nico said that.#especially after the string of chaos that took place AFTER it would've made what nico said forgettable considering the war and stuff #losing leo too took a huge toll on his mental health #but jason still remembered. very demure and mindful of him #pjo #pjo fandom #percy jackson #pjo series #pjo hoo #jason grace #pjo hoo toa #hoo fandom #hoo series #heroes of olympus #nico di angelo

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emil1863 · 6 months ago

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