#HE'S HER DAD BOOGIE WOOGIE

[abyssalreds]

BUNGOU STRAY DOGS 5x11 ‘Twilight Goodbye’ 

[shebaa]

Sorry I just found out that Ryne is now officially Ryne Waters

[mycatismyfriend]

You can't leave me. I can't do this alone.

[iizuumi]

he protecc!!

[jangmo-othewarrior]

Playable Patty Concept? Playable Patty Concept!

Truth be told, this has been stirring in between my ears for a while now. Patty is always fun to brainstorm about, and I've seen some posts discussing her playstyle, so I've decided to put my hat in the ring.

First things first, what makes Patty unique?

Every single character in DMC has their own unique quailty to their gameplay that differentiates them from each other. Lady primarily uses guns, Vergil has the motivation gauge, which encourages precise and accurate gameplay, Dante has a revolving door of weapons and guns, you get the picture.

So, what about Patty?

Patty is the descendent of a demon summoner, and thus has the ability to summon recreations of powerful demons she has already defeated (bosses). She utilizes these alongside her rapier and her twin pistols to mow down demon hordes like a freshly cut lawn.

In a way, this style would be somewhat similar to Nero; one melee weapon and one gun weapon with a revolving door of one more thing. However, the demon summons themselves would be more similar to Dante's weapon switching, with some differences. Which leads us too...

How does Patty's weapons work in gameplay?

Similarly to Nero, Patty has her pistols and her rapier. The pistols are somewhat similar to Ebony and Ivory, but they are much more equal, both technically being interchangeable for the other rather than having specfic purposes. These pistols, whose names are Fuchsia and Magenta (she was ten and wanted to have cool, rhyming guns like Dante), are special in their ability to link up with her demon summons for combos, but we'll get into that soon.

Patty's rapier, affectionately nicknamed Harmonia after the Greek godess of unity (Vergil approved), is unique in DMC weapons in its swordplay style. Instead of slashing like the DSD or Red Queen, Homonia is designed for stabbing and disarming. Patty's sword style is much more reliant on dodging and finding openings for stab attacks than just brute force. This works in tandem with Patty more squishy nature compared to the Demon Bois. Harmonia also links up with demon summons for combos, just like Magenta and Fuchsia.

So, how do Patty's demon summons work?

Similarly to Dante and Vergil, Patty has a rotating door of different summons collected from the remnants of her bosses throughout this hypothetical game. She can switch between them just like how Dante switches his weapons, and she can summon them with a click of a button, just like V. They can also be dismissed at the click of a button as well.

Unlike V's familiars, however, these summons are autonomous and attack enemies with basic attacks with no input from Patty. She can, however, run up to a summon and link up with them to access their combos. Each summon is upgradable, and they are all unique. I don't currently have concepts for these summons specifically, but at least one should be a demon from the Anime for funsies.

Okay, but what about Patty's upgrades specifically? What is her skill ceiling like?

Now this is where the fun begins.

Patty's skill ceiling comes from the player's ability to manage summons. Which one should you use when, that type of thing. However, with a simple upgrade, Patty can have multiple summons out fighting at the same time. Obviously this can become chaotic, especially when the player upgrades enough so that ALL of Patty's summons can come out at the click of a single button.

Obviously, this can can be overwhelming for the player. Four separate, autonomous entities all fighting enemies and you want a specific one for combos but you have to run up to it in the middle of the extremely chaotic fight just to use the combos you want? Seems like a hassle. Thus, there would be upgrades that let the player map specific summons to certain buttons so that Patty can have her chosen summon immediately link up with her for combos.

Essentially, Patty's gameplay is like if V's familiars were on DT AI mode the entire game except there are 4 of them and Patty can link up with them for combos as easily as Dante can style-switch. (It would even use the D-Pad just like style-switching on a controller!)

Finally, what about her Devil Trigger Gauge?

Well, looking at the only character somewhat similar to her, V, his DT summons Nightmare. So, Patty's DT would have her summon a powerful demon, easy. But which demon? Nightmare worked because of his status as one of the last bosses before Mundus in DMC 1, and his lore surrounding his power being so great that Mundus threw him into his own dimension because he didn't want to deal with him. But DMC5 Nightmare at least listened to V, so Patty's DT summon would need to at least have to listen her, which most demons, if not all, fundamentally don't. So clearly we've run out of options, right?

... Wrong. Who better to function as Patty's DT summon than the demon she has bossed around and annoyed for a decade at this point? A demon she has managed to get emotionally attached to, and who is definitely emotionally attached to her? A demon who owes her for cleaning the office he trashed in a fight again, so Dante better show up before she drags Vergil into this mess.

Dante's doppelganger features as Patty's DT, and essentially functions similarly to Nightmare. Fully autonomous, until you upgrade him. Then, Patty will jump onto his back for a demon killing piggyback ride. The doppelganger would look similar to Vergil's doppelganger, just with Dante's SDT design and red instead of blue. Also, just for fun, when DT ends Doppel!Dante can say a funny quip as he dissipates along the lines of 'We should do this more often!' or 'Don't tell your mom about this, Pattycakes!' I dunno, something fun :)

Once I had this idea in my head, it just wouldn't go away. The idea of Patty basically calling her dad and asking him to beat the shit out of whatever demons she's fighting is so fucking funny to me. True father-daughter bonding right there.

[silverselfshippingchaos]

I miss him

[haveihitanerve]

Headcanon that Bruce’s kids have all pulled the ‘you're not my father card’ at some point or the other and by the time steph rolled around he didn't even take it seriously

Of course, the first time dick said it, bruce cried himself to sleep. But by the eighteenth time, he was numb to it. “Dickie just eat your peas.” 

The first time jason did it Bruce pulled him aside and said “i know Im not, but that doesn't mean i don't care for you jason.” by the twenty fifth time he just held up the adoption papers

The first time Tim said it Bruce laughed. “Tim, you literally forced me to adopt you. Yes I am your father.” Tim didn't bother to say it from then on, maybe muttering ‘you're not my dad!’ under his breath at the computer, just for bruce to whisper ominously ‘yes i am.’ 

When Steph said it, full of anger and hate and sadness and fear, bruce just followed her and said “you're right. Im not your father. And i will never be your father. But, if you'll let me, id like to be better.” After that any time steph said ‘ur not my father’ bruce would just respond with ‘never will be’

Cass said “your are my father” and left no room for argument

Babs said “ur not my dad or my father or even close to being any of it, but you are my mom.” bruce just had to accept that

When damian said it bruce just stood there for a solid fifteen minutes rebooting. Dick and jason fell out of their chairs laughing. 

Duke specifically went “ur my dad! My dad! Boogie woogie woogie!’ and bruce was just like ‘bet aight.”

[hyaciiintho]

Ryne sighed, as she placed the cake down on the table. It had taken the young girl multiple tries to try and make anything that looked and tasted nice. The last thing she wanted was to food poison Thancred on his birthday.

During the time she trained with the gunbreaker, the oracle had come to learn that he hadn’t celebrated his own day of birth in quite some time. After making sure the present she got him was neatly wrapped, Rayne carried it into the room.

“Happy Birthday Dad..I know you aren’t a fan of surprises but I remembered today is your birthday. I promise it’s not huge celebration just a cake and present. I hope you like it.”

Thancred does a lot for everyone and her, even if birthdays weren’t everyone favorite thing, the young girl wanted to try and make today special.

It wasn't as though he hated his Nameday. Quite the opposite, Thancred used to enjoy any excuse he could find to indulge in a bit of extra WINE and attention. That was years ago, however, and there had always been more important matters to tend to, for the last few years. He hadn't realized just how much he'd grown from the young man he used to be. Looking back on himself now, the Hyur grew a little embarrassed at his past behavior.

However, what gave him pause hadn't been the surprise cake and present at all, and instead, was the TITLE of which she referred to him as. With how close they had become, Thancred having not been shy in his taking up the role of guardian, it had still hit him quite HARD hearing her refer to him so officially.

It would have been a lie to say it wasn't something he used to think himself UNWORTHY of, even if he had wished it so. Now, however... now he felt he could accept it.

"And why wouldn't I?" He challenged lightly, a hand finding purchase upon her head in an affectionate gesture. "After all, it is a gift from you."

Birthday, huh? Was that what the people of the FIRST called it? Regardless, Thancred couldn't help but give the girl a melting smile, touched by her gesture-- and her WORDS, above all else. He deemed the moment of formalities to be done with, ensuring that she first set the cake down before proceeding further.

He wrapped his arms around her in a proper hug, ENGULFING the teen fully within his embrace. There was a squeeze, brief and yet conveying much of what was left unsaid. Holding her for just a while longer, he then shifted his head so that he may place a kiss atop her head, lingering for moment and taking in the true gift he had been given: His BLESSING; Ryne herself.

"Thank you, my dear daughter."

[sergeantbarnessdoll]

Bucky meeting reader’s parents/family who bring out not only the embarrassing photos, but the old videos, too— including a very old dance routine with a very clumsy reader set to Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy

Of course, y/n is incredibly embarrassed about being a clumsy eight-year-old with a desperate need to get a better sense of timing, but Bucky reassures the reader that it’s actually adorable and quite charming

Old Pictures and Videos » Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier

Pairings: Boyfriend!Bucky Barnes x Girlfriend!Reader

Summary: You take Bucky to meet your family and your mom brings out old pictures and videos from when you were a kid to show him.

Warnings: Fluff, language, kissing, pet names

A/N: Thank you to the lovely anonymous person who requested this🩵

Written on my phone. My apologies for any mistakes.

Header made by @buckys-wintersoldier

GIF IS NOT MINE! Credit goes to the creator.

“It’s ok to be nervous, baby. My family is going to love you.” You assured Bucky.

You and Bucky have been dating for a few weeks and you’re taking him to meet your family for the first time.

“I’m fine, doll.” Bucky gave your hand a soft squeeze.

You stood on your tippy toes to peck his lips softly before knocking on the door of your parent’s house. Your mom answered the door and immediately gave you a hug.

“I missed you!” Your mom says.

“I missed you too.” You said. “Mom, this is my boyfriend Bucky.” You introduced Bucky to your mom.

“Nice to meet you, ma’am.” Bucky says politely, handing his right hand out for her to shake.

“Nice to meet you too, Bucky.” She shook his hand. “Come inside.” She says, stepping aside.

You were greeted by your dad next. You were a little nervous to introduce Bucky and your dad. Your dad is intimidating sometimes.

“Hi dad.” You gave him a hug. “This is my boyfriend Bucky.” You introduced him and Bucky.

Bucky confidently held his right hand out for your dad to shake. Your dad shook his hand without being intimidating, which surprised you.

“Nice to meet you, sir.” Bucky says.

“I would ask you what your intentions are with my daughter, but I’m not that kind of dad.” Your dad says.

You blinked a couple times, surprised that your dad didn’t ask what Bucky’s intentions are with you.

You and Bucky walked in the living room, hand and hand to see your grandma sitting on the couch and watching her favorite show.

“Hi grandma.” You say.

Your grandma took her eyes off the TV to look at you. She smiles widely when she seen you. She stood up from the couch and gave you a hug.

“My favorite granddaughter.” Your grandma said. “Don’t tell your cousins I said that.” She says, making you giggle.

“Grandma, this is my boyfriend Bucky.” You introduced her to Bucky.

Bucky held his right hand out for your grandma to shake, but she hugged him instead, catching him by surprise. He hugged her back.

“You’re very tall and strong.” Your grandma says, feeling his bicep on his right arm.

“Grandma!” You scolded.

Bucky couldn’t help but laugh. You two sat down on the couch next to your grandma. Your mom watched in the living room with a box a moment later. Your eyes went wide. You know that box. The box contains pictures and videos of you from when you were a kid.

“You have to see these, Bucky.” Your mom took a seat next to Bucky on the couch. “It’s pictures and videos of Y/N from when she was a kid.” She says.

“He doesn’t want to see any of that mom.” You say.

“Yes I do.” Bucky chimes in. “I want to see what you looked like as a kid.” He says.

Your mom started with the basic baby pictures and told him the stories behind the pictures. You slouched back against the couch and covered your face with your hands in embarrassment. Bucky put a comforting hand on your knee.

“Don’t be embarrassed, doll.” Bucky coos. “You looked adorable as a kid.” He says.

You gave him a smile, still feeling embarrassed. That’s when your mom brought out the pictures from every Halloween you went Trick or Treating. You felt even more embarrassed.

“You dressed up as Captain America for Halloween when you were 6?” Bucky asks, looking at the picture.

“Yes.” You mumbled loud enough for him to hear, feeling your cheeks heat up in embarrassment.

Your mom continued to dig through the box, looking for a particular video that she wants to show Bucky. She found the DVD that it’s on and stood up, walking towards the TV.

“Please tell me that’s not what I think it is, mom.” You say.

“It is.” Your mom replies.

You whined and covered your face with your hands again to avoid watching the video playing on the TV. It’s the one video you always dread. You did a dance to the song Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy when you were 8 years old. You sunk further into the couch and kept your face covered with your hands when the song started playing. You could feel your embarrassment eating at you.

Meanwhile, Bucky was actually enjoying the video. He smiles at how cute you were in the video. You uncovered your eyes at the same time your 8 year old self tripped over your own feet about a minute into the dance. A small whimper of embarrassment left your lips. Your face was beyond red at this point.

“You don’t need to be embarrassed about it, doll.” Bucky wrapped his arm around you and pulled you against his side. “You look adorable when you were a kid.” He says, kissing the side of your head.

“Replace adorable with clumsy. I was a clumsy when I was a kid.” You say.

“You weren’t that clumsy, sweetie.” Your mom chimes in, trying to lighten up your mood.

You smiled softly and looked at the TV, trying to watch the video. It was hard for you to watch cause of how embarrassing you think it is. You laid your head on Bucky’s chest and hid your face against his chest. It didn’t help the fact that you could still hear the song playing.

“You can stop trying to hide now, sweetie.” Your mom said when the video ended.

You looked up at the TV, seeing your mom taking the DVD out of the DVD player and put it back in the case. You sighed in relief that the video is over and you won’t have to watch it again. That is until your mom brings it out sometime in the future.

As the night went on, your mom showed Bucky more pictures of you when you were a kid. She even told him stories about what you did when you were a kid. As your mom was tell him the stories, you poked around at your plate with a fork. You couldn’t have felt more embarrassed. Bucky put a comforting hand on your knee to make you feel better, which it did.

“We’d love to stay longer, but I have to get up early for work tomorrow.” Bucky says.

You smiled, feeling even more relieved that your mom isn’t going to tell him more embarrassing stories about you and show him pictures and videos of you when you were a kid. You gave your parents and grandma a hug and kiss goodbye before getting in the car and left. On the way home, you were quiet and Bucky quickly caught on to it.

“It wasn’t that bad.” Bucky said, referring to the video. “I thought the video was adorable.” He says.

You continued to stay quiet. You looked down and fiddled with your fingers. Bucky gently grabbed one of your hands and brought it up to his mouth, kissing it softly. At a red light, Bucky took the opportunity to give you a quick kiss.

“Besides…” He starts. “You can teach that dance to our future children.” He says.

“James Buchanan Barnes!” You smacked him with your free hand. “I am not teaching our future children that dance.” You say, trying not to laugh.

“Ok, fine.” He laughs. “Can they at least listen to the song?” He asks, taking a quick glance at you.

“Yes.” You mumbled.

Bucky smiles and kisses your hand again.

“I love you, doll.” Bucky says softly.

“I love you too, baby.” You say, leaning over to kiss his cheek.

🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖

-Bucky’s Doll

[theclod3215]

My piece for the Malevolent Big Bang 2023! ( @malevolentbigbang )

Image ID in alt and under the cut (with some extra silly doodles!!)

It was an absolute honour to work with everyone on @organchordsandlightning ‘s fic!! It’s such an amazing story, I couldn’t recommend it more!! (I might have cried a bit)

You can read it here!

[ID: Digital art of Arthur Lester sitting cross-legged holding a golden haired baby, presumably Emily McFarland, swaddled in a golden blanket. Arthur, or rather John, is gazing down at her lovingly, tears running down his face. He is sitting against a stone bricked wall, with dark vines crawling towards him and blood splatters behind and on him and Emily. /End ID]

Unofficial doodles I made to try to come up with ideas! (Also cuz I went a little insane over the fic for a bit)

[Image ID: Screenshot of a Procreate canvas tinted a light cream. Several monochrome (excluding a blush applied to each figure) digital sketches of John Doe and Arthur Lester cover the canvas. John is portrayed as a large (in musculature) man with dark prominent eyebrows, a curved nose, a stubbly goatee (only on the chin) and yellow eyes with slight wrinkles underneath. He has dark hair styled similar to the ‘Façon’ hairstyle, though more messy and swooping/fluffy. He is also lightly shaded in.

Arthur is portrayed as a slight man with very messy hair reminiscent of the cut of the ‘contour’ hairstyle (but with no gel and grown out slightly). He has a moustache and prominent eye bags as well as many [canon] scars. His scars include: a nick on his right eyebrow close to his eye, a long thin scar along his neck, a large, messy, scraping scar on his right jaw and cheek, his wooden right pinky (sometimes not depicted on accident), and various other bodily scars. From left to right the sketches are as follows:

The top left sketch is of Arthur, in a plain white button down, seemingly laughing affectionately and looking downwards.

The next sketch is of John, in a button down, tie, vest and slacks, as he looks down at a bundle in his arms (the baby, or, Emily McFarland) with an anxious expression with wide eyes. The caption reads: “You are” [crossed out] “He’s a Dad!! (Boogie Woogie Woogie!!”

The next drawing is a design sketch of John, in the same clothes as before. He is looking to the right with a serious expression, eyebrows drawn together. The caption to the right of John says: “John’s Human Body.” The notes read as such: “In Arthur’s POVs, Just a silhouette w/ eyes”[pointing to the sketch].

The next is a series of four(4) drawings. The first being a darkened silly here of a figure (John) in a doorway, holding the door open with the caption “ominous.” The second is another sketch of John, still in the doorway, but now visible and this time in a tank top and sleep shorts, with messy hair, more stubble and an exhausted expression. There is a speech bubble reading, “Can I come in?” attached to him. A caption is to the right, also attached to the next drawing, and says, “same energy as:” the next sketch is in a simpler chibi-like style compared to the last, though it reflects the same moment from a different angle, with John saying a bit more pitifully, “Mom, I frew up.” The last sketch in the series is of Arthur, in the simpler style, looking as if he just woke up, with an exhausted and exasperated expression, squinting forward, as he hunches over and balls his hands into the blankets. The caption with an arrow pointing to him says, “Thought he was done w/ midnight invasions after Faroe”

In the upper middle left, there is one drawing of John, in button down and vest, anxiously clutching his chest/shirt, with wide eyes and a frightened nervous expression. The caption with an arrow pointing to him reads, “Look what you’ve done,,, you’ve given him anxiety”

The lower middle left contains another series of three (3) drawings, in the simpler style, starting with one of John. He is wearing a dark suit with a light button up and trench coat. He is looking at someone slightly off camera with a pleading look not unlike “puppy dog eyes” and is saying, “Could I take a cab?” The next drawing in the series is of Arthur, wearing a suit, tie and button down, with a confused look on his face, the caption reading, “*processing *” The next drawing is the continuation of the last, but Arthur is angry and flushing, his hands in the air as he shouts, “I’M NOT A CAB, JOHN”

The next sketch is of Arthur, in the last outfit, with his right hand on his hip and his left doing ‘jazz hands’. He is grinning smugly , his eyebrows raised high above his dark sunglasses. The caption around him reads, “Best Detective in ✨Arkham✨”

The very last sketch on the canvas, in the bottom left corner is of a cop (no discernible features except a hat, button down, and mouth) talking to Arthur, who looks resigned but pained. The cop says, “Man, this guy has shit luck” /end ID]

[scythemichaelfaraday]

I feel like we sleep on this very specific Thunderhead excerpt. Or at least I haven’t seen many people post about it and I obsess over it. Thunderhead (of course) knows what’s up.

Starting with this one.

Faraday turns to Scythe Anastasia. His smile is warm. Paternal.

Holy fucking shit. I know it was implied but like Thunderhead has basically affirmed it. That’s your daaaad. That’s your dad! Boogie woogie woogie.

And then who I assume to be Curie.

“She makes us proud.”

Proud parents!!! Us! Our!!

The capillaries in Scythe Anastasia’s face expand. Her cheeks turn slightly pink from their praise.

Mom! Dad! Stooooop!

And then…

… “Hi, I’m Munira Atrushi.” She shakes Scythe Anastasia’s hand as well, but it almost seems like an afterthought.

Uh oh. Do I smell step-assistant jealousy? All jokes aside, I love the implications of this. Faraday is such a warm, endearing soul that he has not one! Not two! But three kids without even trying!

And next, for you Curaday fans, I’m sure this has been used extensively for in-book straight-from-the-source material.

Scythe Curie puts her hand on Faraday’s, which causes his heart rate to slightly elevate.

Literally!! Butterflies!! All this time and Curie still gives him butterflies! And then the Thunderhead literally admits to knowing about the rise and fall of their romance.

… Clearly these two have little patience for each other, like siblings vying for parental affection.

And my suspicions are confirmed! Some sibling rivalry indeed! This is why I seriously cannot take anyone seriously who believes that there are any romantic undertones to Faraday and Munira’s relationship.

I theorize that if she were interested in him that way, she would have been jealous with Curie. That is a bit of a stretch, being that they are very subtle. But no, she’s jealous with Anastasia- his kid. I mean apprentice.

Anyways, thanks for reading. I’m just gonna keep acting like the last 100 pages and the The Toll never happened. :)/lh

[fishsticksloser]

I wanna request rottmnt funny/wholesome HC of future leo and little sister reader who's thinking future leo is the " dad " while Splinter is the " grandfather ".

Like when reader helps raph by carrying stuff - not heavy equipment because raph wants reader to feel she's helping him - future leo asks her if she can call little leo to training.

And the moment she exit the dojo she shout " Leo! Papa is calling for you " everyone spits water but what made them wheezing was leo coming in saying " yes, dad? Your favorite son is here " only to regret that after only seeing future leo and his brothers, he gets embarrassed to no end.

You Are My Dad

RotTMNT & f!Leo + gn!reader

Warnings: familial fluff, Leon being a menace to society, short

A/N: Boogie Woogie Woogie! f!Leo is called Leon. :) Not a headcanon. Should've posted this around Father's day...

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You held a small box, walking behind Raph. He had asked you to help him bring in groceries April got for the lair. You set them down, everyone, but Leo was in the kitchen helping put things away.

"Hey, Y/N, can you go get Leo and tell him to come for training?" Leon asks, putting something away in the cabinet. You nod and run off to find your older brother.

"Leo!" You chirp excitedly, standing in the doorway of his room. "Papa is calling you for training!"

"Awesome! Thanks, Superstar." Leo sets down the comic he was reading and goes to the kitchen, you follow behind closely. "Yes, papa~! Your favorite son is here."

Everyone starts laughing as Leo strikes a pose. Donnie is coughing on the water he had just tried to drink. Even Splinter is laughing, tears in his eyes.

"Does that make me Kung Fu Papa?" Leon chuckles, looking at delighted, entertained. "Dad and loving it..."

You watch in slight confusion as Leo's face turns bright red. The slider covers his face, in embarrassment. Leo shakes his head.

"Y/N said 'Papa' was calling me!" Leo says, abashed.

"Bee, you think Leon is our dad...?" Raph laughs softly. "He's... not our dad."

"He's papa... Splinter is grandfather... I thought." You frown in confusion.

"No, Splinter is our dad." Mikey answers, a soft yet understanding smile on his face. "Leon... He's more of like a long lost brother..."

[asmothe-racoon]

Got bored so have some of my punch out wii HCs

Sandman is deathly allergic to shellfish and when Hondo first joined the league and he almost killed sandman because of his cooking and he still feels guilty to this day.

Bald bull has custody of his niece and all the other boxers adore her except von Kaiser who thinks she needs more discipline

Disco kid has broken popinski's arm because he split soda on one of his favourite vynils

Macho man never admits it but he actually has Anatidaephobia (the fear that somewhere out there in the world, at any time, a duck may be watching you.)

During the winter king hippo basically hibernates

Little Mac has doc's ring town set to the "you're my dad, you're my dad Boogie Woogie Woogie" vine

All of the minor circuit and little Mac are banned from most candle stores because they kept snorting candles

Bear hugger has eaten bath beads before and would do it again

Aran Ryan sneezes like Dipper from gravity falls

Cause I headcannon little mac is transmasc once someone tried to leak pre transition photos of Mac and long story short the rest of the WVBA boxers made sure no one tried that again

Great tiger is a cat magnet

[aeslenya]

Six Of Crows: Incorrect Quotes:

Kaz: I've only had Wylan for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Jesper: Um Jared can you read number twenty-three for the class?

Wylan: No I cannot. Whaddup I'm Wylan I'm sixteen and I never fucking learned how to read.

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*Inej when fighting the nichevo'ya*

Inej: Don't fuck with me, I've got the power of god and anime on my side!!! YAHHHHHH

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*Wylan @ Kaz*

Wylan: You're my daaaad! You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!

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*Wylan holding Milo the goat*

Jesper: I want to see my little boy

Wylan: Here he comes

Jesper: I want to see my little boy

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Kaz: Hey everybody, today Pekka Rollins pushed me so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less.

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Nina: I brought you frankincense.

Pekka Rollins: Thank you.

Kaz: I brought you myrrh

Pekka Rollins: Thank you.

Kaz: murDER!

Pekka Rollins: *gasp* Kaz!

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Nina: Kaz has nineteen bottles of dish soap and he gives Inej-

*Matthias raises hand*

Matthias: Wait why does Kaz have so many soaps?!?

Kaz]: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, MATTHIAS!!!

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*Jesper hiding around the corner, waiting to scare Nina*

Jesper: 👹EEEYAHHH👹

Nina: AHHH! Stappp! I could've dropped my croissant!

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*Nina recording on her phone*

Nina: Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called fr e sh a- fr e sh a VOCA DO! FR E SH A VO-

*Inej in the passenger seat laughing her ass off*

[crescent-lockhart97]

Random First Class Trio + Zack Headcanons #3: Crack Version

Angeal:

His favorite workout song is "YMCA" by Village People.

He's definitely knocked out Wutai soldiers like this:

Somebody once mistook him as Zack's father due to similarities in their features. He didn't even try to correct them.

His sneeze is louder than the Krakatoa explosion.

Rickrolled everyone by singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley at a company gala while he was drunk. (Sephiroth and Genesis didn't speak to him for a month. 💀💀)

Makes terrible dad jokes that even Zack cannot stomach. (He's definitely done that "Hi, hungry! I'm dad!" shit with Zack. 😂😂)

Genesis:

He is a big Fergie fan and knows her songs by heart. He can also rap that part in "Fergalicious."

He did an iconic dance number to "Umbrella" with Andrea Rhodea at the Honeybee Inn like this:

He also likes Lady Gaga and blasts "Bad Romance" every time he and Sephiroth spar with each other.

He hates horror movies. He's the loudest out of the trio when watching them (he's either screaming at the characters or at the monsters/ghosts).

Aside from LOVELESS, he also quotes "Mean Girls" on the regular. (Guess who he quotes the most... 😉😉)

Totally has a blog for Shinra blinds just because (basically who's dating or fucking who, juicy stuff on important Shinra officials and staff, etc.). He once published a blind on Rufus defacing one of President Shinra's statues with a drawing of a dick. No matter how many times Shinra has gotten it shut down, Genesis somehow manages to keep on reviving it. Recently, Kunsel and some members of Red Leather have joined his team.

Sephiroth:

Can't stand spicy food. He avoids it as much as he can. Eating spicy foods will cause his eyes to water and his nose to redden like this:

(Genesis managed to snap an unfortunate photo of him dying from the spiciness of the curry and sent it to the Silver Elite fanclub with the caption, "IS THIS YOUR KING???" 🤭🤭)

Somehow, he has the most wins in UNO and Monopoly.

Catwoman is his favorite DC character; Black Cat is his favorite Marvel character. (Gee, I wonder why... 🤔🤔)

Whenever he goes outside, a horde of cats just mysteriously flock to him. Genesis and Angeal find it both amusing and creepy. (My aunt is actually like this. Wherever she goes, cats mysteriously gather around her, it's so freaky! 😭😭😭)

He can actually do the lazy eye trick, and loves to freak Genesis out with it.

He once dressed as Sadako/Samara Morgan from "The Ring" for the Halloween costume contest... and WON.

Zack:

Has sung "Jenny" by The Click Five using a shortened version of Genesis's name to annoy him. ("I'm standing still, Genny!" "Be quiet, you overgrown mutt!" "You got me on my knees, Genny!")

(This ends up with Genesis summoning Ifrit on Zack's ass 😂😂)

He and Kunsel quote Vines all the time, usually around any of the First Class Trio or Lazard just so they could revel in their confused faces.

Zack and Kunsel: *to Angeal* You are my daaaaad! You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!!!

Angeal:

Once, after getting drunk during the SOLDIER game night, he and the lower-class SOLDIERs thought it was a good idea to go sledding down the building stairs, so they brought mattresses from their dorms to use as makeshift sleds. Needless to say, the infirmary reached full capacity that night.

On April Fools' Day, he somehow managed to hijack Shinra's PA system and started playing "Careless Whisper" on full blast.

He's a massive Pokémon fanboy and knows the Pokémon Theme Song by heart. In fact, he has his contacts named after Pokémon: Angeal is Machamp, Sephiroth is Mewtwo, Genesis is Charizard, Tseng is Umbreon, Aerith is Jigglypuff, Cloud is Pikachu, etc.

Threw an apple at Hojo and left a shitload of Legos all over his lab for subjecting Sephiroth to a particularly painful physical test.

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Rose's ringtone for Pete is the "you're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie" sound, for all the times he denied being her father