he's like that | sirius black x fem!reader
summary: Sirius Black is colder than ice, and you are not. where you slowly melt down his cool physiognomy and find your way into his heart. all good things come slowly, and surely. fluff.
warnings: references to an abusive household, disowning, alcohol, food.
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Sirius Black was not the friendliest person you had ever met. In fact, his general disposition was somewhere middling carelessness and ice, a combination many people found irresistible. Sirius did have emotions, though. You had seen him laughing with Marlene, one of your best friends. When you had bounded up to her to talk with them, he vanished.
Oh, he was an enigma, that one. One time, he was in the library, laughing with Remus. You had waved to Remus and he had stopped laughing. You frowned and Remus rolled his eyes, walking up to you.
“He’s like that. I’m sorry.”
You had waved him away, “It’s okay, Remus.”
And that time in Charms left you bitter about him.
Flitwick had ordered you to partner up with Sirius, and you had. He hadn’t spoken a word to you, never.
“Now, class,” Flitwick had noticed your very one-sided conversations, “Remember that no matter what, you must all get along. I don’t understand, we’re all from the same house here. Well, except me. But not all of us can be intellectually gifted. Now swivel and tap!”
Sirius still didn’t spare you a glance. Shrugging, you remembered Remus’ words.
You were great at Charms and socialising anyway, you didn’t need some no-good, high and mighty aristocrat to excel. You caught the eye of Lily, “Wanna get out of here?”
“Sure.”
“Professor,” you raised your hand in the air, “May Lily and I be excused for prefect duties?”
Flitwick was very kind, “But first, please show me the Protego charm.”
You both casted it flawlessly and he nodded, “Have a nice day.”
“You too!”
Sirius just rolled his eyes.
“I’m sorry about Sirius, he’s like that.”
“Not your fault, Lils, I don’t mind.”
“It’s never personal.”
“I don’t mind.”
“Early start on Transfiguration?”
“Sounds good.”
“He is just like that, you know.”
“I know,” you said as you sat into your Transfiguration seat, taking out some parchment and beginning to write. People filed in soon enough.
Sweeping a glance of your whereabouts, you caught the eye of Sirius Black seated close to you, who was currently grinning at the mess of Lily’s hair he had just made casting a spell to straighten it. Immediately his grin was wiped off, replaced by an indifferent stare, but your eyes kept moving. They found the deep brown of Marlene, who just smirked at you in an attempt to look cool as a cucumber for Dorcas.
The class was usually interesting– McGonagall always had the most rigid and demanding lesson plans, but she filed in with a murderous gaze today.
“Jeez, she looks like she’s on a warpath,” James whispered to Sirius.
“Yes Mister Potter,” McGonagall drawled, “In fact I just found a sixth year frolicking in the corridors, they had the nerve to talk back to me! Nice to see you Miss Smith, how’s the knee?”
“Well, thanks Professor,” Gertrude Smith adjusted her cast underneath the table.
“Right, page 679 of Transfiguration Advanced, I want you to pair– would you stop causing that ruckus, Mister Malfoy! And Miss Brathburt, please readjust your tie! Where was I at, yes, I will put you into pairs seeing as you, Miss Holt, cannot stop chatting. We can talk about Potions later, yes I can hear you Mister Crabbe. Your goal is to turn a piece of the other person’s hair curly and turn it back. Make sure to flick, not swish, contrary to Charms, Mister Black, we don’t want to cause a static mess. I dread to see what your Charms work is like.”
As she spoke, she flicked her wand in the direction of Lily and her hair went impossibly tidy.
“Mister Potter and Miss Mckinnon. Mister Malfoy and Miss Meadowes. Mister Pettigrew and Miss Brathburt. Miss Holt and Mister Lupin. Miss Smith and Mister Gerard. Mister Black and Miss L/n. Miss Evans and Mister Diggory. Mister Samson and Miss Perdentio. Miss James and Mister Gideon Weasley. Mister Fabian Weasley and Miss Rembrandt. And Miss Kane and Mister Rembrandt. Chop chop now, let’s get a move on. I don’t want to see pink hair or any frizz or trust you will be staying in next period.”
You grimaced. You turned to Lily, and asked her only half jokingly, “Wanna swap?”
McGonagall shot you an amused look, “No swaps, Miss L/n. We must all learn to get along.”
“Funny,” you snarked to Lily, “I remember Flitwick saying that too.”
Huffing, you point your wand at Sirius, who was taking his sweet sweet time talking to Peter. You muttered the spell under your breath and Sirius felt his hair coil up. Then you turned it back.
You turned to the professor, a small smile playing on your lips and she looked approvingly at you. “Page 256 for extension work, class.”
Sirius was apathetic, and continued his conversation.
You had already completed the work on page 256, so you chose to take out a piece of parchment and continue your Potions homework, glancing at Marlene occasionally to see her gazing fondly at Dorcas.
“Mister Black,” McGonagall warned, “Mister Pettigrew.”
“Minnie, you know my hair’s already perfect.”
“This is not about the charm,” she drawled back, “It’s about the practice, discipline…”
“And skill,” Sirius finished.
“Well, show me then.”
Sirius waved his wand casually and your hair turned impossibly curly, more curly than it had ever been. Then he waved his wand again and it was normal. You were grinning at Marlene, mouthing encouragement as she glared back.
McGonagall frowned. He shrugged and returned to his conversation.
The bell rang and she strode out, stopping at the threshold, “Class dismissed. Homework is three feet of parchment,” groans rung from all around the classroom, “on the use of Transfiguration within the cosmetics industry and its impact,” more groans, “It will count for your final grade, and it is due next lesson.”
“But the next lesson is in two days, Professor!” someone called.
She gave them a scathing look, “And whose problem is that? See you all in two days.”
Lily was furious after class. She stormed into Sirius’ dormitory, a whirlwind of ginger and red.
“Sirius Black,” she started calmly, “You are acting like the biggest grinch since Christmas,” her top lip curled, “I don’t want to say this but, you’re mean, Sirius.”
Sirius startled. He sighed. “Am I really?”
“She thinks you’re mean. I would say that’s a pretty good indicator.”
Sirius knew exactly who Lily was talking about.
“I’m sorry.”
“Sorry isn’t going to cut it. Sirius, you can’t keep on doing this,” she replied softly, “You’ve gotta let people into your life.”
“I can’t, Lily.”
“You can. And you will. I hate to do this to you, but you have to, Sirius. People are inevitable.”
“I’m scared.”
“I know you are, love, but you won’t be any less scared if you ignore everyone for the rest of your life. And I know it’s hard, but you’re strong, Sirius.”
“I don’t want to turn into them.”
“You’ll never, Sirius. You’ll never be them. Just, don’t be mean.”
“Where should I start?”
“Be yourself, but be nice, Sirius. You’re a great guy.”
Sirius started trying harder. When you bumped into Remus and him at the library, he didn’t glance past you, but nodded at you, like men did, he said to Remus. He started looking passively gentle, less cold. There were a few changes, but they became bigger.
He was headed to Potions after smiling at Flitwick in the courtyard. Flitwick, with his usual assuming nature, which came with being very very advanced intellectually, had seen right through him.
You had your arms linked with Dorcas, going the same way.
“So much homework,” she sighed and you nodded, catching sight of Marlene in your peripheral vision.
“Marls! Over here!”
You offered your free hand to her and she snorted. “I don’t do physical contact, remember?”
Dorcas’ head peeked out on the other side. “Really?” she asked softly.
Marlene went red and you smirked to yourself. She stuttered, “I guess I could make an exception.”
Dorcas hummed. You wracked your brains, trying to figure out how to leave them alone. You spotted Lily and James walking, swaying in a romantic embrace. I’m gonna break it up, loverboy and girl.
“Lily, where are the Muggle Studies notes?” you clashed Dorcas’ and Marlene’s hands together haphazardly, running to her.
You had never seen Marlene so flustered. Dorcas just looked surprised, doe eyes looking up at Marlene in confusion. It made Marlene shudder, but she regained her composure and linked their hands together.
“Awwwhh!” you heard Sirius, walking with his group of Marauders bar James, “You guys are so cute!” he teased Marlene, making kissy faces at her. Dorcas blinked innocently.
Marlene unleashed her most gnarly vocabulary at Sirius, glaring at him.
“He’s a little confused,” she smiled at Dorcas, “He means that we are both, individually, cute.”
Dorcas nodded, “Makes sense.”
You were busy chatting to James and Lily, “This older lady came up to me, and I was looking for mothballs for my wardrobe, right?”
“Huh?” James frowned at the same time Lily said, “You could’ve just asked me, I have heaps,” she turned to her confused boyfriend, “They’re the little jasmine balls you were juggling with the other day, remember?”
Realisation washed over James, “Ohhhhh.”
“Yeah, okay, continue.”
Sirius was stone-cold on the outside.
“So, Pads, you got an eye on any ladies?” Peter asked.
He laughed, “Don’t think so, Wormtail.”
“Any gentlemen?”
“Nope.”
“Shame. Well, Mary and I went to the ice rink the other day.”
“How was it?”
“I’m not really good on land, who was I kidding to go on frozen water?”
Sirius guffawed.
“I was waddling like a fricking penguin whilst Mary looked like the snow queen.”
You kept a firm eye on Marlene and Dorcas. It was a magnificent contrast, Dorcas so quiet and tidy and sweet and Marlene so fiery and hot-headed and rude. Dorcas made Marlene more mellow and more open to love, and Marlene helped Dorcas to be heard more often. You smiled to yourself. What a pair.
The cohort swarmed into Slughorn’s potions class, who was smiling that same old pretentious grin.
“Please,” he held out a top hat upended, with little slips of paper, “It’s random tuesday!”
The whole class were used to his antics by now and put up with him begrudgingly. You reached in, and pulled out a slip of paper.
It read, “34E” so you sat in the seat. James Potter was behind you, and he tried moving a spot to his right but he was glued into the seat.
“I know he’s beyond cooky, but this is madness,” he whispered.
You laughed, “I think it’s funny.”
Marlene walked in and you crossed your fingers she would sit next to you, but she sighed and sat next to James.
“Seat buddy!” James put his hand up for a high five that was ignored.
You giggled, and saw a hint of a smile on Marlene’s face. She herself began to smirk slowly as you caught sight of Sirius, nonchalant and handsome.
You had a general disdain for his aloofness, though you did secretly hope he would treat you like he did his friends.
“Hi,” you greeted him and he gave you a nod, taking out his quill and parchment. He swore under his breath when he realised he had forgotten his textbook. You glanced at him in confusion, half concern and apparently he’d been looking at you too. Inwardly, he melted. He loved nice people. But as he had come to learn, some nice people weren’t nice at all. Remember what Lily said, he thought. His eyes remained a cool, distant grey.
“Textbooks to page 420,” Slughorn boomed, “Ha! Get it?”
You laughed, he was more childish than any of you, flipping open your textbook. Surprisingly, Sirius enjoyed the sound. It was certainly different to James’ big loud laughter, Remus’ quiet chuckles or Peter’s hysteric giggles, but it was a good change.
Beginning to copy down the notes, you looked to the side to see Dorcas with her head in the clouds, as it usually was. Dorcas was the dreamer of the year. You finished writing and look around. Sirius was glancing at your textbook casually and you made a startled noise.
“Here,” you whispered, moving the book more to his side than it stayed in yours. He was unmoved, nodding again. Maybe you were worth letting into his life.
“Dorcas,” Slughorn called, “Tell me what the main component of the Healing Draught is.”
Dorcas looked at him glassily, “Pardon?”
Slughorn repeated the question, tapping his fingers on the table in an impatient rhythm.
Dorcas looked around, relieved as you mouthed “Wrathspurt,” scribbling it discreetly on your hand and showing it to her.
“Wrathspurt, sir.”
Slughorn looked sceptical. “Very well.”
Sirius admired you a little more after that. He was close with Dorcas, who was best friends with Regulus.
Slughorn dictated what you were to do next, which was to make a simple Healing Draught. You popped up quickly, retrieving ingredients, hauling a cauldron and juggling a knife, which you ordered Sirius to carry for you. He did so compliantly.
He was impressed. You were complete competence mixed with modesty and a little charm, good humour. You made jokes which he found very funny but only ever smiled slightly at. He wanted you around more.
Once the healing draught was made, you gave it a sniff and stared at it satisfiedly.
“We did it, partner!” You held out a high five but then remembered that like Marlene, he didn’t do physical contact either, retracting it awkwardly and giving him an awkward smile to match.
It’s the first time you’d seen him smile wide. It was the prettiest smile you’d ever really seen, his teeth flashing dashingly and his eyes lighting up. His aristocratically poised face turned into something boyish and warm.
“Okay stop smiling now, it’s getting weird,” you laughed and he shook his head.
You bottled up the potion and handed it to Slughorn, who approved.
“Best of the lot,” he murmured and you bounded back to Sirius.
“Sirius, he said it was the best of the lot!”
He smiled again.
It was a few hours later, with him and James lying on their beds.
“Hey Prongs?” he asked James, who was flipping through a Quidditch playbook, swinging his legs, like a Muggle girl in a rom-com.
“Mm?”
“Can I invite someone to our Friday night funnights?”
James peered at him, surprised, “Of course, Padfoot! Who is it?”
Sirius told him and James raised his eyebrows.
“I thought she might be a good friend.”
“Okay, whoever you like, Pads.”
“Will Remus and Peter mind?”
“She’s in Remus’ book club and Peter, well, as long as Mary’s there, Peter doesn’t notice a thing.”
“Cool. Cool. I’m excited, Prongs, I think she might want to be friends.”
“I’m proud of you, Pads.”
Friends were good for you, Sirius came to learn. James was there for his brotherhood and support, Remus for his knowledge and his wisdom, Pete for a sense of innocence and boyhood. They were his closest friends but he had Lily, a kind, furious, motherly addition to his list of friends. Marlene for his ability to relate to whatever situation she had going on at home and how they both hated love, and Dorcas for her ditsy humour, and dreams. Dorcas inspired Sirius. There was also Amos Diggory, he was the golden boy and on the rare occasions he and Sirius met, they got along like a house on fire. Maybe you, too.
And here that opportunity sat opposite him, head leaning on Mary’s shoulder as you giggled. You had complimented his choice of music and the questionable room decor that consisted of two broomsticks and a suspicious stick. It was Sirius’ night, James had insisted, toasting his glass of orange juice to new friends and enemies.
Truth or dare was being played, though by now it had turned into Truth or Truth, a bottle of Veritaserum sourced by Lily half empty. Red cups of orange and apple juice were sitting all around, Firewhiskey discarded. It had been because you opted for orange juice, and everyone else had joined you, not wanting to keep you responsible for all of them when they were past their limits drinking booze. You were sticky with joy and warmth, laughing and crying.
“Prongs, what’s your hot take on Lily?” Remus asked. James took a swig of his orange juice, dosed with Veritaserum.
“She’s secretly a world-class ballerina.”
Sirius snorted, “Evans? No way.”
“Thanks, idiot. I would be offended but I remember that you have less than two brain cells and pity you.”
Sirius pouted.
“Y/n, who’s the prettiest person in the room?” James asked.
You sipped your orange juice, “Marlene.”
“Awh, love you my little hermit,” Marlene smiled at you and you smiled back.
“I didn’t need orange juice for that, Marls.”
“Okay, quit it.”
Sirius began to see why Marlene hung around you so much. You made Marlene happier, more rounded. She was grinning into her cup of apple juice.
“So, Y/n, you gonna hang out with us more often?”
“One question only, Potter, but I guess. I already spend lots of time with Lily and Marls and Dorcas. If it’s okay with you.”
“It’s great.”
“Yay! New friend!”
“What about me?” Peter blinked at her and you smiled, “You’re my friend too, Peter.”
“Do I get a ‘Yay’?”
“Yay! New friend!”
Laughing. Sirius looked weirdly meek, weirdly emotional. You noticed, and he was surprised.
“You too, Sirius.”
He nodded, grateful. Inside, he was elated. His walls were coming down slowly.
The night began to wear away after the clock hit 11 and Lily had to go, so James had to go. Then Remus went down to pack away the common room. Peter and Mary sneaked off to her Ravenclaw dormitory. Dorcas fell asleep on Marlene’s shoulder, leaving her stunned.
“That means she feels comfortable around you,” you whispered and Marlene broke into a wide smile.
Sirius was sitting, and he was quiet.
“You alright, friend?” you asked him.
“The orange juice is warm,” he made a face at you and you laughed.
“It’s better than hot cola.”
“Cola?” he asked.
“What? You don’t know what cola is?”
“He lived a restricted life,” Marlene chimed in.
“Oh no, no, Merlin, no,” you replied and Sirius thought for a second that you were rejecting his whole existence. His heart dropped, “That simply won’t do.”
You left and re-emerged with two cans of something red. They were cool against Sirius’ skin and he smiled at you.
“What do I do with these?”
It was opened, and let out a strange hiss. You passed it to him, and he took a sip.
“Oh.”
You warmed one up by the fire and passed it to him.
“Ew.”
“Here, give me a sip.”
You poured it into a cup, took a sip and grimaced. “Gross. That’s really gross.”
Marlene laughed, “Me next.”
You were about to pour her some, but she just grabbed yours and chugged, shrugging, “It doesn’t taste like alcohol.”
“Marls, it’s Coca Cola.”
“What? You mean rum and coke.”
“I keep a family friendly household. I don’t drink.”
“Prude,” Marlene retorted.
“Dependent on alcoholic substances.”
“She isn’t wrong, Maroon.”
“Maroon,” you said, thoughtful, “That’s nice. Mar is kept and it’s her favourite colour. Maroon. Maroon. Maroon,” you tested. Dorcas stirred, eyes bleary as she blinked up at Marlene.
“Someone kept saying the names of random colours in the dream I was having,” she mumbled and Marlene shhed her, “It’s okay baby,” you looked at Sirius and faked gagging which made him chuckle. It was a deep and pleasant noise.
Marlene looked annoyedly at you and you giggled, “Think I’ll stick with Marls.”
Dorcas drifted off again.
It was a few days later and you were sitting in the library, legs crossed over each other as you lounged, reading a book. Dorcas sat opposite you, sketching a picture.
“So, Sirius, huh?” she asked, tone far away and feather light.
“We’re friends,” you said happily.
“Really? He seems to have taken a liking to you.”
“We’re friends,” you repeated.
“He’s different.”
“We all are.”
“When you met him, what did you see?”
“He’s detached to everyone outside of his bubble. Cold. But when you do see him start to open up, he’s very warm. I wonder what he’s seen.”
“Interesting. You feel the temperatures. I see colours. He’s a purple to me, deep purple.”
“What does that mean?”
“He’s royalty. He’s a mix of blue, for his calm and cool, and red for his emotions and pain. A dash of yellow, because he’s soft when you get to him.”
“What am I?’
“You’re so nice you can be whatever you want to be.”
You laughed. Dorcas flipped her sketchbook around and there was a picture of you, sitting peacefully.
“Wow. Wow.”
Suddenly the wind, as if heaven sent, gushed through the window in an urgent rush. It blew the pages of Dorcas’ sketchbook, which were mostly filled with one particular face. Marlene.
Dorcas blushed and you smiled to yourself. Again, the weather changed. Heavy droplets of rain began to fall through the open window and you and Dorcas squealed as she shut it. You both giggled and laughed as you ran back to the dormitories through the corridors. Thunder crashed as Dorcas began to look a little scared. Then a strike of lightning hit not far away, and she shrieked. She was scared of thunder. You felt out of your depth here, but were relieved when Marlene came thudding down the corridors with Sirius.
“Hey!” you called, “Marls! Over here!”
Marlene took care of the situation. Sirius was standing, observing, quiet.
Marlene turned and gave you a very specific look, which made you start walking back to the common room. Sirius followed.
“Is she okay?”
“Marlene’s got her. She does like Marls, you know. And guess what I saw in the library?”
“Mm?” His eyes peeked over to you.
“A whole sketchbook. Filled with Marls’ face.”
“I wonder why,” Sirius smiled.
“Marls is very pretty, Sirius.”
“Yeah, yeah.”
“Anyway, they’re gonna be at least two hours, I’m going to head to the Prefects’ common room.”
“Hey,” he stopped you, “Marlene usually watches the game with us on Saturday afternoons, which is where we were headed. Do you want to come?”
“As her replacement?” you shook your head, amused.
“Well- I- no, you’re our friend. And I heard you went for the Cannons. They’re playing tonight.”
“I’ll come.”
A pleased look came onto his face. It was warm and interesting.
You followed him to a small little nook where James and Lily were huddled around a wizard’s television, bright colours flashing.
“Pollarck!!!!!” you squealed as you sat down on a beanbag, admiring the Cannons’ Seeker.
“Pollarck?” James looked bemused.
“I know, he flies under the radar a lot and is such a humble sport, but he’s my favourite ever made.”
“Um?” Sirius looked at you, confused.
Lily translated, “He’s got a boyish quiet charm that she admires.”
You nodded, “He gets the job done, no fuss, no bravado.”
Sirius smiled, “I’m a fan of GK myself.”
“He’s funny too.”
“Butterbeer- never mind. Apple juice?” James offered and you accepted.
“Thanks.”
“We always keep it around now,” James smiled warmly at you.
“You’re nicer than Lily lets on, Jimmy.”
“She’s just in denial.”
You learned that an afternoon of watching quidditch whilst taking tiny very noble sips of coca cola was the way Sirius enjoys spending his Saturday.
“Pass the coke,” James said, and Sirius passed the red bottle. You choked a little on your apple juice as Lily and you shared glances.
“Sweet,” Lily began, “That phrase isn’t what you think it is.”
After a quick explanation, you started laughing at James’ bewildered face.
“What’s-”
“Nevermind.”
Sirius was looking just as confused.
Eventually, the game did end, with your favourite player collecting the Snitch very quietly and hurrying into the changerooms just as soon as he did, the rest of the team trampling in after him to pour electrolyte drinks all over him. You winced.
“The crudeness.”
“Marlene plays,” Sirius smiled at you.
“The crudeness.”
“She’s been scouted for the Holyhead Harpies.”
“I know. The crudeness.”
“Sirius and I have been scouted for the Cannons,” James said. Lily was smiling.
“Really?” you clapped your hands, “That’s wonderful!”
“They don’t even need to sit NEWTS,” Lily grumbled and you raised your eyebrows.
Sirius was quick to explain, “Pollarck and Jeffreys are retiring next year.”
“Noooooooo,” you cried, “Pollarck!!!”
“He’s well beyond his peak,” James grinned, “He told me.”
“And after our careers, a commentating or coaching job is practically guaranteed,” Sirius joined in. He didn’t sound like he was bragging at all. “Want me to get Pollarck’s autograph?” he asked softly.
“Oh, please!” you grinned at him, “Pretty please!”
“I’ll get everyone else’s too for you.”
You squealed, “Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!” Sirius smiled. Being nice was nice.
And that’s what he told Minerva McGonagall, lying back in her sturdy armchair in the living room of her quarters.
“That Lily Evans does have a way about her, doesn’t she?”
“Prongs did fall in love with her, I’d say she’s a great lady.”
“What about you and Y/n?”
“C’mon, Minnie, I just made a friend and you want me to start falling in love. Impossible.” Sirius did not get it. Neither did you, really. He thought there was nothing and wouldn’t ever be anything between you and him. Right now, he just really wanted to be friends. He wasn’t looking for more.
“I know, but you both work.”
He shrugged, “I work with everyone, if I try hard enough.”
“That is true. How’s the Cannons?”
“Excellent, Minnie, I think I can get you a broomstick that once belonged to Heather Proud.”
“Really? Oh my Merlin, that is exciting,” she lilted.
“Oh yes, and it only comes off my fantastic charm.”
She rolled her eyes, sipping her tea, “I did receive a letter from your parents the other day.”
Sirius’ face dimmed. He turned tense.
“They paid out your tuition here and left you the trust fund from your, I quote, ‘greatest grandfather who enclosed that all grandchildren must have access to the fund, bound legally and within familial bonds.’”
Sirius blinked confusedly.
“Basically, you’re financially steady, which is guaranteed by Perseus Black,” Minerva spoke softly.
“Why do you seem so uptight though, Minnie? Isn’t this good news?”
“Sirius,” she choked up, handing him the letter. His eyes skimmed the words.
“Oh Merlin,” he leaned back into his chair, “They’re disowning me!” He chuckled, before burying his head in his hands, “They’re disowning me.”
Minerva put her arms around him, “Oh son.”
“Why am I still sad about it?” he sobbed.
“Son, no matter who they are, they’re your family. That’s not going to change. You’re bonded to them. It’s normal. It’s completely normal.”
There was one thing that was not completely normal though, Sirius thought, much happier than he had been a week ago. It was Sybil Trelawney. She was strange, odd, elusive. Her big eyes bore into Sirius’ as she examined him.
He gulped, widening his eyes at James. Something was about to happen.
“Sirius, my dear,” she stared off into the distance, “Is there someone new in your life?”
He shrugged, “Depends. What do you call ‘new’, Professor?”
“A young lady. Lovely smile. Ooh, she looks rather like that girl who dropped out of my classes. I understand. She told me she had bigger priorities, and with that lovely smile I could not be mad. We all tend to go our own ways…” Trelawney drifted off.
She recollected herself. “I see, paths will collide and never separate. Interesting, interesting.”
All Sirius saw was that the tea leaves had drowned underneath his tea. He sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. Maybe he should’ve dropped this class too.
“Ooh, professor, I think I see a heart! Oh, now it’s a gigantic 65 headed monster that has red hair. Merlin it looks like Lily,” James giggled from opposite Sirius.
“Lovely, Potter,” she sighed, “I do not get paid enough.”
Sirius smiled at her awkwardly.
“Well, Sirius, there are open ends in your life currently. But I foresee– I foresee a feminine force.”
She moved on to another pair.
Sirius facepalmed and James laughed. “Bro, I don’t know why I signed up for this class,” Sirius groaned.
“Eh, don’t complain, you barely try and you’re first.”
“I made up all of my homework!”
“You know Trelawney likes imagination!”
“Surely there should be a limit to how much freedom of speech someone has! Feminine force, my foot. I have you and Lily, that’s enough feminine force to last me a decade.”
They both laughed.
“Maybe she was talking about, about your new friend,” James wiggled his eyebrows suggestively and Sirius laughed.
“No way she would.”
“Paths converge, never to diverge again,” James mocked.
“I’m done,” Sirius sat back in his chair, eyes flickering around the room.
“Well, Sirius,” Trelawney observed, “You may be dismissed.”
Sirius “Yippee!”d and James muttered something that sounded like, “Handsome old teacher’s pet.”
He strode out of the room and into the corridor, immediately blasted with the sound of quiet wailing. It was a first year boy, looking so very distressed in his too-big cloak and clutching his wand. Sirius felt very sad, so decided to approach the kid.
You were clicking through the halls, from the library to your next class. You heard his voice, it ricocheted through the walls, and stopped, sneaking your head around the corner. Sirius was bent down, talking hushedly to a young boy. You could piece together their conversation.
“Little guy, what happened?” Sirius asked.
A small voice sniffled, “I got lost. And- and my term hasn’t started well. Mrs McGonagall glared at me today, my potion blew up in my face and Mrs Trelawney said I might fall ill. All my friends ditched me to go play Quidditch and when I was tying my shoelace, none of them waited for me. So I’m here now.”
“Oh, I am so sorry. But let me tell you, Mrs McGonagall has this thing- have you heard of it? It’s called a resting,��� here he swore and the small kid laughed, “face. Don’t worry about Potions, it hasn’t mangled you up at all. I don’t know what you looked like before but you’re very handsome,” he said, tender, “As for Trelawney, why today she said that I would have a feminine force in my life. You don’t take her for real, my dude. Your friends? They’re not nice, little dude, you shouldn’t put up with them. You deserve someone who will wait for you whilst you tie your shoelace. I can show you to where you want to go, which would solve your last problem. I can be your friend too.”
You felt something swell in your heart. It was earnest and deliberate, warm and you wouldn’t ever live the same way ever again. Oh no, you thought.
This is how you would justify it- this impending crush on Sirius Black. He was so sweet and very beautiful, with those gorgeous eyes. You couldn’t help yourself. And it would be kept aside, you’d leave it alone. You wouldn’t harass him, no, you would continue on building your friendship with him. You wouldn’t act on your feelings. You turned on your heel, nearly crashing into Professor Trelawney.
The last time you had seen her was her crying over your departure from the Divination class. It had been a lachrymose affair. She looked jumbled, all over the place. Her eyes widened, larger than you thought they could ever get.
“Ah! It is you!”
“Yeah, afternoon! I’ve got to rush, I have Arithmancy, professor, bye!”
“The very Arithmancy you left my class for!” she yelled.
“I regret it!” You smiled back. You didn’t.
“You don’t, dear, good luck with your NEWTs.”
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Your NEWTs did come and go, and after them you and your friends went out to celebrate. A Bacchanalian affair, and even you had decided to take a tiny sip of Butterbeer, recoiling in disgust and viciously trying to drown the bittersweet taste with your orange juice.
The mood was joyful. Basically everyone had been offered a job after graduation, despite their NEWT outcomes. There were a lot of people crowding in the tiny bar, most being seventh years. Sirius was sitting with James at a counter, cautiously drinking his orange juice. Like always, everyone was staring at him. It wasn’t his dress- he had just put on a simple crewneck sweater with the little triangle under the neckline and some sweatpants. It was his whole physiognomy, you thought. Every day you had spent with him meant he became more and more stunning. He had the loveliest face, sculpted true to Aphrodite. Where did I come from? you smiled to yourself.
And he was observing you, through his hair. He had a cool enough disposition to offset the amount of staring he was doing. Like him, you weren’t dressed up at all, but you were still pretty. Sirius had forgotten exactly how beautiful you could be whilst he was busy being friends with you.
Pretty? he thought, Am I out of my mind?
James tapped him on the shoulder, “You okay, Pads?”
Sirius blinked, hard. “Yeah.”
“Right, well I’m going to go talk to McGonagall. You’ll be okay?”
“Excellent.”
Sirius played with the handle of his cup. How does Prongs do this love thing?
He felt the seat next to him shift and turned. It was a girl, upon a closer glance at her, it wasn’t you. Why does that even matter? You dolt.
“Hey baby,” she shuffled close to Sirius. Her arm came to hook around his tricep, “You know, you’re really hot.”
He was physically pained by the interaction, prying her arm away. If she felt rejected, she didn’t show it.
“Thank you,” he said stiffly. He glanced at his fingers, placing them under the table and shifting one of his rings to his ring finger. You caught sight of the strange sight before you. Sirius looked uncomfortable.
“A drink for the hot man,” the girl declared to the bartender, “And then you can come back to mine.”
He grimaced, “I’m sorry, but-”
“No buts, handsome. I know how to have a good time.”
She went to touch his face but he caught her hand.
“Stop.”
“Will I? You’re far too manly of a man to really make me.”
“Stop,” he repeated.
She trailed her hand down his chest and he shifted back.
You were quickly shuffling through the crowd and he felt relief as you approached them. His eyes flickered to yours. They very obviously flashed in discomfort.
“Hey!” you rushed over to him, hugging him very lightly. He whispered a thank you, “I’ve been looking for you everywhere, gosh. And who is this?”
The girl supplied her name.
“Sorry, but we have to go, don’t we?” you tilted your head at Sirius. He knew this was all a ploy, but he melted, nodding, dipping his head down to whisper another thank you in your ear. You laughed and shook your head. Outside, he enveloped you in a hug. It was lovely and mellow.
“I’m sorry,” he said finally.
“Why?”
“I’m supposed to be strong. I’m a man.”
“No, you aren’t supposed to be strong all the time, Sirius. No one is. Men are manly even when they cry and it doesn’t make them any less if they are girly or like pink or any of that. She was forcing herself onto you, and it isn’t fair that if it were a girl, people would be all over it.”
“Thank you.”
“It’s warranted. Does this happen all the time?”
He nodded.
“Gosh that is terrible, Sirius!”
“You’re right. I need a bodyguard. You up for the spot?”
“Of bodyguard?”
“Of course.”
“Not cut out for it, I’m ‘fraid,” you grinned. You were already friendzoned, you were sure of it, you didn’t want to be bodyguard-zoned too.
“Shame.” He didn’t know why he felt disappointed.
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Sirius was struck with the burning revelation the day after. With no NEWTs to worry about anymore, you were always with him, some way or another. He liked you. More than he should, maybe. He thought you were gorgeous and so, so, good to him. Good for him, too.
“Minnie, I think you were right.”
“Mm?” McGonagall barely looked up from her newspaper.
“I do like her.”
The woman let out a triumphant ‘ha!’
“I like the way I feel with her.”
“What are you going to do about it, then?”
“I don’t know.”
“I don’t think she knows, Sirius.”
“I know. Do you think she cares, though?”
“Oh, definitely.”
You peeked your head around the open door of McGonagall’s office. Sirius could recognise you from anywhere. He slunk down in his chair but McGonagall gave him a nod. From the angle you were at, you couldn’t see him.
“Hi Professor!”
McGonagall smiled at you, “Well, good afternoon!”
“I was just here to ask if you could switch Lily and I’s Prefect Duty for tomorrow. I know it’s a short notice, and I’m sorry for that.”
McGonagall swivelled to the calendar on her wall, flicking her wand.
“Your shift?”
“8am with Connors.”
“Her’s?”
“8pm with Reginald.”
“Why the switch?” McGonagall’s blue eyes pierced through you.
“There’s a dance tonight.”
“Aren’t you going to be attending?”
“Oh, it’s a couples event only.”
“Aren’t you- Don’t you have a plus one?”
“Unless you can find me one,” you joked, “But no, it starts at 7 and Lily has to be there. You know how James gets.”
“I do,” she said curtly, “He’s terribly pouty most of the time.”
You nodded, “Exactly. And mine is nice and early! And I don’t have anything on in the evening. You do know, Professor, Dorcas and Marlene got together so that wipes out half of my dormitory. Alice is with Frank, Mary with Peter. Oh gosh, I must sound so miserable. Anyway, enough about me, are you going?”
“I’m supervising,” McGonagall laughed.
“Exciting! Right, so we can switch shifts, right?”
“Of course.”
“Thank you so much! Have a great day!”
“You too, sweetie.”
Sirius waited for your footsteps to recede to huff, “How come you call her sweetie?”
“That is beside the point. Young man, she doesn’t have a date for tomorrow’s dance. Do you?”
“No. I was just going to flirt my way in.”
McGonagall rolled her eyes, “Now you don’t need to. Go.”
Sirius rose, unsteady, making his way out already. He stopped at the door, turning around and flashing his million dollar smile, “Thanks, Minnie.”
Then he sauntered out.
He found you in the common room, laughing in a corner as the girls showed you their dresses from above the stairs.
“Oh my gosh Mary that’s so stunning! I love the detailing. Oh let me go up there, you are so hot, gosh!”
He heard vaguely a voice, a dreamy one, “So, you’re really not going?”
“Yep.”
“You know Diggory well, he’s hosting. I’m sure you could get in.”
“And be the only single around? I’d be third wheeling everywhere. Cas, don’t worry about me. I’ll be fine. Let’s see your dress.”
Sirius assumed that Dorcas stepped out, and you squealed.
“You are so pretty, Marlene will be stumped when she sees you. Oh my golly let me take photos.”
And Sirius was left smiling at you, as you rushed to get a camera. He remembered he needed to make a move.
“Actually, that won’t be necessary,” he stepped in, “Do you want to go with me to the dance?” he asked, gentle.
You whipped your head around.
“I noticed you didn’t have anyone to go with, and all your friends are going.”
You beamed, he was so sweet, sacrificing his own time for you.
“You are very kind, Sirius, but you should be asking someone you actually do want to go with instead of putting up with me just so I don’t feel left out,” you laughed.
“Actually, it’s killing two birds with one stone. I get to ask someone I actually do want to go with and you don’t feel left out.”
“You want to come with me?”
“Yep.”
“As friends?” An opening. Sirius took it.
“Nope.”
You looked at him, unreadable and quiet.
“As more,” he said.
“Okay then.”
That was it. Sirius smiled, so brightly at you, so warm and lovely that you blushed and turned your head away. He climbed up the stairs.
–
Oh he had never seen anyone more beautiful. He offered his arm to you and you took it happily.
“We never talked about what we were.”
“Sirius, do we need to?” Your lips were ghosting his, so close.
“You’re right. Can we go slow?”
You tippy-toed, pressing your lips to his. He's like that, you thought.
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Captain Gerard’s return has ruffled all members of the 118. It appears that the ‘new’ captain has returned to finish what he started, making all members of the 118 miserable. But this time around, Evan Buckley fights back.
Or whenever Captain Gerard targets a member of the 118 Buck is ready to pull that line of fire back to himself. What better way to do so than drop dirty innuendos at your homophobic boss?
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Chapter One
Chimney
The 118 is spread out doing house chores. Chimney glares and uses more force than necessary in pushing the mop across the floor. If only he knew his comment a week ago would come back and bite him in the ass.
“Missed a spot there Han,” Captain Gerrard chims from his perch on the balcony. Chim grits his teeth and the plastic of the pole squeaks at the added pressure he forces upon it.
“I would’ve thought you would be better at this by now,” Gerrard pokes again. Chim stills for a moment and contemplates chucking the mop at his ‘Captain’ when a new voice chimes in.
“Captain Gerrard, I’m ready for hose inspection sir,” Buck calls out from his station beside the truck. Gerrard’s eye twitches.
“I’ll be there in a minute Buckley. Surely a man with your experience can handle a simple fire hose,” Gerrard responds, taking a sip of his coffee.
“Well I’m not just good with a hose sir, I’m also great at brightening your day,” Buck retorts with a bit more cheeriness than would be believable. Chim stifles a laugh and sees Hen double over in the back of the ambulance where shes restocking.
Eddie and Ravi pause their cataloguing at the air tanks with bated breath, looking between Buck and Gerrard.
Gerrard sets his coffee down and stalks down the stairs. Buck simply turns his back and leads the way to the perfectly rolled hose. Of course Captain Gerrard makes him redo all his work, but Bucks retaliation has the Captain monitoring his every move until the alarm rings.
The 118 load up and head out. Captain Gerrard reassigns Buck away from hose duty after that.
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Chapter Two
Ravi
The team has caught on quickly to what exactly Buck is doing. It didn't take a genius to see that with every remark made by Captain Gerrard towards one of their own, Buck was quick to draw the mans attention to a new target, himself.
The 118 could only hopelessly stand by and watch the slow motion car crash that was Evan Buckley versus Vincent Gerrard.
Ravi and Eddie are in the gym when it happens again.
“PANIKKAR!” Gerrard bellows into the room. Ravi startles and nearly drops the weight on his chest but Eddie catches the bar.
“Yes captain?” Ravi calls standing at a stiff attention.
“I thought I told you that you were on bathroom duty until further notice,” Gerrard growls.
Ravi opens and closes his mouth a few times.
“He completed his duties before we came in, sir,” Eddie states, he stands at Ravi’s side with his hands on his hips.
“Tell that to the biohazard in the second stall,” Gerrard grits. Eddie opens his mouth with a twisted snarl when he feels a hand on the small of his back, tugging at his shirt.
“That was me sir, so its only fair that I fix it. After all, I am very good at cleaning out pipes,” Buck deadpans.
Captain Gerrards face spasms in a complicated array of emotions.
“Well then get to it Buckley,” Gerrard relents before storming away.
Ravi heaves a relieved sigh and gives Buck a grateful nod.
“I don't know how much longer I can do this,” the youngest member whispers.
“Don’t worry, Bobby’s working on his reinstatement as we speak,” Buck encourages with a placating shoulder pat.
Ravi walks away, leaving Eddie to glare at Buck.
“I wish you’d stop doing that,” Eddie whispers.
“Doing what?” Buck asks with an exaggerated confused expression. Eddie sighs and shakes his head.
“I just don't want to see you getting hurt, Buck,” Eddie says.
“He can’t hurt me. And I won’t let him hurt all of you. I can handle it Eds. It's not like he's been able to get to me. If anything, I think I can get him to quit before too much longer,” Buck whispers with a conspiratorial grin.
Eddie sighs, “Yet Buck. He hasn’t gotten to you yet.”
Buck shakes his head before jogging over to the storage room and making a show of swinging around the toilet plunger as he all but skips past Gerrard to the bathroom.
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Chapter Three
Hen
Hen and Chim take refuge in the ambulance after a medical call. Hen is glaring at a valve mask when the tell-tale signs of stomping boots can be heard.
“I’d take that rebar now,” Chim mutters in defeat when Captain Gerrard rounds the ambulance door.
“Wilson! That valve mask failure was your fault. Do I need someone more competent to supervise the equipment checks?” The older man baits.
Hen was already on the verge of tears after nearly losing a child due to the faulty mask in her hand. Luckily her quick thinking had her patching the hole and makeshifting the equipment so that it still worked. The child survived, but they lost precious seconds all because of a hole the size of a pinprick at the seam of the valve.
“Don’t worry Captain Gerrard, I’m always trained in mouth-to-mouth, in case you need resuscitation,” Buck chimes from the rig, slamming the door a bit more forcefully than necessary.
“Buckley,” Gerrard responds with a warning tone. Over the past couple of weeks its been a battle of wills on who would break first.
Gerrard assigned Buck every possible demeaning task to which the man was overly happy to do and made into quite the ‘bordering-on-calling-HR’ spectacle. He was struck from hose duty, bathroom duty, mopping, and Gerrard knew better than to have Buck pole polishing anytime in the future. No matter the task Buck was assigned, so far, he got the upper hand on Captain Vincent Gerrard.
The problem was that most of Bucks quips were nonreportable. Everyone was aware of the double innuendos, but everyone was also aware that nothing was a fireable offense.
Buck holds up his hands in a placating manner, “I’m just trying to be helpful sir! I’m like a fire hydrant, always ready for when you need me.”
“For the love of-“ Captain Gerrard spins on the soles of his boots and storms away in frustration.
“And another point to team Buckley,” Chim hoots. The team morale appears lifted as Hen reaches out to take Bucks hand, a silent ‘thank you’ exchanged between the pair.
“That's like what….12-0?” Ravi asks joining the scene.
“Something like that,” Eddie responds with a chuckle.
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Chapter Four
Eddie
It was only a matter of time before someone other than Buck snapped back. Today, it was Eddie.
“DIAZ! I told you to pair up with Pannikar, NOT Buckley!” Captain Gerrard shouts through the radio. Eddie huffs a sigh of annoyance. Captain Gerrard did find an achilles heel with Buck, his partnering with Eddie, and was exploiting that button whenever he possibly could. The problem was that in times of crisis, the Buck and Eddie team worked best and this was a time of crisis.
“DIAZ! You are defying a direct order. Do I need a translator for you to better understand me?” Gerrard bellows. Eddie growls in rapid Spanish and turns his radio off.
“BUCKLEY! Tell Diaz to turn his radio back online and get your asses out of there! You’re both getting written up for this!” Gerrard screams over Bucks line. Buck gives a whole body groan and pounds through the door in front of them after a hurried ‘LAFD Coming in.’
“Copy that Captain Gerrard,” Buck calls into the line.
Eddie spies the children and mother huddled in the corner of the bedroom. Buck takes the unconscious mother while Eddie scoops up the children. The building is about to cave and Buck nudges Eddie towards the second story bedroom window. Buck shouts out that they’re changing their exit plan and the duo work together to scale the side of the home while carrying the civilians. Ravi and Chimney are setting up the crash pad while Hen is grabbing all the oxygen she can onto the gurney. The second fire station arrives as Buck and Eddie make it to the ground with the civilians.
They just finish handoff to Hen and Chimney when Captain Gerrard is in their faces, spittle flying at them as his veins pop.
“What the hell were you thinking! You defied a direct order and put this entire fire house at risk because you’re too stupid to understand basic Engli-“ Captain Gerrard is cut off quickly by Buck shouldering in front of Eddie.
“You can’t really blame me for wanting to pair with Eddie Captain Gerrard, he’s hotter than any 5-alarm fire,” Buck says with false nonchalance.
“You’re already on thin ass ice Buckley, don’t think for a second i don’t know what you’ve been doing with all your little remarks and insertions,” Gerrard hisses stepping up nose-to-nose with Buck.
“Wherever his ass is concerned is the only place I’d like to insert myself, sir,” Buck quips without missing a beat.
“THATS IT! YOU ARE DONE BUCKLEY!” Gerrard bellows, snatching Bucks helmet from his head and throwing it across the lawn.
“And what is it that I have done, sir?” Buck asks, squaring his shoulders and crossing his arms.
“You have been insubordinate! You have been inappropriate! And you keep spreading your perversions all over my station!” Gerrard lists.
“Please explain to me how I have been doing any of those things, sir,” Buck asks with a challenging expression.
Gerrard opens and closes his mouth. Aside from today with Eddie and Buck defying a partnering order, Gerrard had nothing on Buck and they both knew it.
“Perhaps you would like to come with me to the board so that we can both review our accounts of my behaviors and the environment that's being created,” Buck proposes with a defiant smirk on his face.
“You are playing a dangerous game, boy. You are playing with fire,” Captain Gerrard warns.
“Well Captain Gerrard, I do resonate with fire. It’s hot, dangerous and uncontrollable,” Buck whispers in a low growl.
They stare nose-to-nose until the other units Captain calls Gerrard over to debrief. Captain Gerrard mutters something indescenable under his breath before shouldering past Buck and away.
“I might actually be in love with you Buckaroo,” Chim says, sidling up to Bucks side.
“Me too,” Eddie adds.
“Me three,” Hen tags.
“Same here,” Ravi says.
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