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the most noble professions are

3. line cooks. unsung warriors fighting in unreasonable conditions to make food that taste good.

2. sanitation worker. working at risk to carry out unpleasant tasks without which society would collapse within days. actual heroes

1. artists who draw blowjobs good

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he would run a gay bowling league in the 80s like the fucking navy

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I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking 

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(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

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(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

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currently running gods favourite sushiria. the chef: chester bennington. the waiter: mike shinoda. lets get lit papa

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whats with eccentric perverts and saying preternatural

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Skylines and Turnstiles 01/03/02. Before Frank joined the band, and not even 4 months after 9/11.

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my "suicidal pervert" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my well-being

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Do the right thing Marianne. Kill your father and you will be reincarnated as a Lotus Flower

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Do not trust people like me. I will take you to anime conventions, and the manga section of the library, and Hot Topic, and kiss you in every sugoi place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like stale pocky in your mouth. Watashi will destroy you in the most kawaii way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people desu

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pennyroyal tea being rhymed with anemic royalty was peak rip kurt

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let me guess your worst personality trait based on your taste in movies and tv shows

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Slow sex, dark room, soft music and eye contact 🔥

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Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards

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"Backshot mountain!!!😂😂😂" Kills you with my . Fist