#GRIANS LIL HAT

[kianaisspiraling]

In my art class, we're currently doing an assignment where we have to draw a Van Gogh painting in pen, and my friend picked one that has a guy walking across a field. I look at her picture and immediately think the eyes make him look kind like Grian in a hat-

[amethystfairy1]

Piggy-backing of the crocs anon do the children (avain trio + tango and the undercity friends ) make fun of doc when he's seen out in the crocs I just want you to know I imagine doc with the little of brand jibbitz for everyone grian and jimmy having a parrot and canary, pearl with a moon, tango with a flame, ren with a theater happy sad mask, lizzie with a cupcake, joel with a pair of sunglasses, shelby with ether a mushroom or witch hat/something witchy, gem with an antler, and impulse with like a soup potand etho with a paw (the ones for etho, grian, jimmy, pearl, and tango are all on the same shoe and their are no others on that shoe)

AWWWWW

That's SOOOO cute, I love that! Doc just with his lil house shoes, his crocs, with all the off-brand under city jibbitz that represent all his very many little ones! 💖

[muchmossymess]

GUYS okay hear me out majoras mask boat boys au

I love legend of zelda I love boat boys this is like the ultimate combination of my interests you cannot understand the brainrot. Idk what to call it yet tho... majoras minecraft? Anyway prepare for an essay

OKAY so we have the Hero of Time, Etho, who stopped ganons plans before they started, and would be stuck in a child's body if not for the fact I think that'd be a lil weird for the more shippy aspects of this au that all the running through time aged his soul and his body followed suit (he's still got a young appearance, and the mask doesn't make him look older like he thinks). Same reason he has the scar over his eye (from the ganon fight); no matter how much the body may heal or rewind the mind will not forget.

Then navi (maybe bdubs?) left him, and he went with epona (maybe bdubs instead? (eponas a horse iydk)) and he sets out on a journey aka the beginning of mm:

Wandering through the woods on epona, gets jumped by skull kid. For those unaware, there is skull kid, a lonely lil sweetheart, and he wears the mask, an entity on its own. He also has two fairies, siblings tael and tatl.

So I was a little unsure about this for a while, but I think I've decided on grian for the skull kid and Jimmy for tael, grian bc watchers and Jimmy bc skull kid is not very nice to tael (bc of the mask) and like a listeners reference or smth blah blah blah

TATL. that's who's interesting. At the beginning she gets separated from her friends and becomes your companion. So naturally for this au she is our favourite joel smallishbeans. It works so well. Tatl is mean but cares, and that's joels dynamic with the bad boys and with etho, guys it's literally perfect idc what you say

I think it doesn't change much throughout like the story of the game, but just taking dialogue tatl says to link and its so perfect for a sassy joel to a "can't believe I'm dealing with this shit again" etho. Uh one thing different though; in hylian form etho doesn't have an ocarina but instead a mini marimba. Just because. I think it's cool, and for potential things later on.

Now, fairies in this au are just tiny glowing people shaped things with wings. The glow around them is their magic, and depending on emotions/energy the brightness changes (thats why they look like flying balls of light). Some fairies have the ability to make projections of themselves, more hylian sized in nature. This can be intimidation or distraction or w/e, but they cant do it for long periods of time bc its exhausting. These forms aren't physical. Just sized up light projections of their actual bodies.

So for a lot of their journey, joel is just a cute pocket sized ball of rage and sarcasm, who helps with ethos aim for fighting. Bc that's a game mechanic and also ethos like half blind. But like when joel calms down imagine him crawling into ethos hat and just dozing off. He can fit in the palm of your hand like guys it's so cute. But he is also capable of being worse than a mozzie

Oh probably a good point to put in what I imagine etho looks like. So it's typical link green (maybe a bit dampened?), weird pointy hat, short hair (white ofc), his shirt is more of a jacket with a fluffy cold weather collar, it's a bit too big for him but he knows he'll grow into it, he's all knobbly and thin (underfed a lil, boy was never taught how to care for himself beyond basic survival). His injured eye is red bc of ganon, and often gives him phantom pains. It can't be healed.

Anyway, at some point in their journey together, etho and joel learn a song that let's fairies have a larger physical form, no wings, sorta like the great fairies (who they learnt it from prolly). It isn't permanent, slowly draining ethos magic meter, the spell ends when you run out of magic. This is because I want them to actually be able to stand side by side or maybe hug, and also bc its hard to block a blow with your body when ur tennis ball sized.

Aaaaand, this ties back in with with marimba. What if ethos injured, or unconscious, and he obviously can't defend himself, so joel panics and plays the marimba in what he hopes is the right order to give himself a body. I imagine that being that small, you could not play an ocarina. And hey maybe joel carries etho away after that, and when the spell ends he has barely any light emitting from himself because he spent nearly all his magic (what he is made of) saving etho.

But this song isn't used much, because of its draining nature, and you can't really do any other magic things while it's going. So it's mostly just in the final fight (over and over) or tough moments or maybe joel wants to experience something like hoe hylians do. It's obviously inferior to how he experiences things as a fairy, of course, he's just curious thats all. He totally doesn't want etho to do it more.

Okay I think ill sorta stop here, I am NOT done, I will probably post some art I've done for this later lol, and I want help with who everyone else is (mumbo is the moon. You cannot stop me nor change my mind) with mcyts to npcs

[hmshermitcraft]

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uh

nothing fancy for this one honestly I do be a lil tired, this might just be considered a 2 for 1 or short story on accident, idk man :(

Polypires(s2) + polyhermits, Jimmy Grian and Jevin based headcannons

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Ever sense the crossover started the hermits and the rulers have noticed some...odd things, not bad odd things though,

Scott found out slimes can change color if they hold dyes for too long, because Jev was helping Scott try to pick a color to dye something for Jimmy and suddenly the slimes hands were bright yellows and oranges, though that caused a little bit of a pigment fight trying to see how colorful Scott could get Jevin,

Meanwhile after the little color war Scott was trying to find Jimmy, after Jimmy and Grian had been having some petty little arguments in tumble town all day..

Peeking inside of the sheriff's office, Scott stumbled apon a little bundle of feathers, macaw and canary, asleep in a little blanket nest and Jimmy's hat sitting on the floor

...maybe Scott could deliver this gift another time,Jimmy and Grian did seem to miss each other a lot, but- Scott did capture a few Polaroid photos to send to the others to show what their canary had been up to, it was quite adorable after all, he was sure they would enjoy it,

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- a very tired 🎻🌃 anon

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(Snork mimimimimi...)

Scott sent copies of the pictures, including some he'd taken of Jevin. There was a lot of awwing over Grian and Jimmy (and a little jealously about not being in the cuddles.)

But then, in the spirit of Chromia, someone suggests a festival. One where everyone gets powdered dye, and they spend the day throwing it at each other. Everybody wears plain clothes, so the dye stands out and makes the world colourful. Then, at the end of the day, they can curl up in bed (maybe after some warm baths.)

They'll work on it. Scott pins the original pictures on his wall and smiles.

[fitzs-space]

Watched Labyrinth last night with @galacticjay1, and my brain worms took over.

So woe, hermitcraft Labyrinth au be upon ye

Gem as Sarah, main character energy unfortunately but someone's gotta do it. she's the type to just end up in situations. that way the baby Toby can be her puppy Winnie. [alt option would have been Scott, cause Scott's got the vibe to just be in places, but he could not be bothered to actually go through the labyrinth]

Bdubs as Hoggle, just look at him. the tolken short guy whos forced to help and will complain every step of the way about it, and will completely kissass up to their boss. Also both having a prized possession always kept at their side [the Clock, and the bundle of jewelry]

Scar as Jareth the Goblin King, Yea. Who else.

Etho as Ludo, just vibes really. Quiet dude willing to help and can just do wild shit for no good reason. [alt option was Doc, cause he's got the tall brute force energy to him as well, by they said it didn't fit. Docs got more of a higher energy to him then what would fit]

Rens Sir Didymus, Dog Knight. eccentric mf who screams out soliloquys going on about saving the fair madden they have devoted their time and service to, is that Sir Didymus or Ren? yes. Ok those are the main ones, now onto the other characters met in the labyrinth in approximate order of appearance

Xisuma is the worm. look at that mf and tell me I am wrong, one of the lines is this dude asking Sarah to come in for a cup of tea. Id apologize to the Xisuma enjoyers, but this is tumbler and people know he's a bit of a wet paper bag kinda guy.

Impulse and Skizz are the door Guards, The guards have no idea what's going on and neither do those two. I know its Technically the "Four Guards" and It could be team Zits, but the vibe isn't there fully. the type of mfs to mislead someone by pure accident[Skizz], and also cause its a lil funny[Impulse]

Martin as the False Alarms, their entire roll is to dramatically shout false warnings at the people who pass. If I didn't make the man who abuses the voice effects on his GoXLR as the rocks who wait to shout at people, I'd be making a mistake. [listener ass bitch] Also there is straight up a line where one of them goes "oh please, we don't get to shout these very often, its only our job" in some posh voice, then go back to the deep dramatic shouting. and that's just Martin man.

Grian and Mumbo as the Door Knockers, vibes [its also funny to make everyone's favorite guys as characters only seen for five minuets at most] If any two guys are going to be subjected to living their life forever constantly shouting at each other barely being able to understand what the other is saying, it'd be those two. Grian would be the Left, would also scream if he couldn't hear someone [Watcher allegations also] Mumbo as right because the ring in his mouth could be drawn as his mustache

Tango's a Firey, look at him. Cartoon ass bitch, the entire scuffed greenscreen dance sequence is on par with his thumbnails. I know there are supposed to be five of the dudes, but shhhh Zedaph would also fit with these fuckers. the type of guy who could probably detach his head, but still knows that there are manners and its rude to throw someone else's head

Pearl as the Junk Lady, she's the cleaning lady and collects trash, was it ever a question? And Pearls gremlin voice is the exact same as the Junk lady's voice

Doc's the lil fairies at the beginning of the labyrinth, everyone say thank you to Doccy for butterfly truthing Doc.

Jellie as just all the goblins, Scar the Jellie king instead of the Goblin king. The threat of Winnie getting turned into a cat is kinda funny, also there's the Humongous? that's a Jellie panda

the only main characters Im missing is the Wise Man and the Hat, I just do not know who to put them as, maybe Xb and Keralis cause of vibe? or Xb and Hypno cause of the horsehead farms bit. I do not know.

All that will come from this is me maybe drawing Ren and Scar as the characters, feel free to do what you want with this, my brain just needed to scream about this really

[ethtyn]

🐭 for the askgame but in the way of "omg i love seeing this person pop up on my dash and their blog is an actual masterpiece and i admire them which makes me feel a teeny tiny bit intimidated just cause i don't want to seem like a complete wuss yet here i am rambling about this to you at 5.30am with no regrets" kind of good (?) intimidating if you get what i mean (call me mumbo jumbo the way i anxiously ramble and cant sit still while doing it all the time) (also call me grian the way i get giddy whenever we interact as if you were mumbo jumbo himself) (does this make sense? im not sure)

ashy i fucking adore u LMFAO every ask from u is a delight fr. also, for reference: me sending asks/DMs to any of my mutuals is a disaster, i take forever to write something that won't make y'all think i'm a total dweeb and sometimes i'm just like "fuck it we ball" and hit send anyway LMFAOOO

(it makes sense and i am giggling and kicking my lil feet about it !! same hat !!!!)

[meteor752]

Double life kids, Christmas edition🎄

Merry Christmas lads

I’m currently working on part three to the Empires X Hermitcraft arc, plus on answering any asks you guys sent in, but I thought I’d do this too just to procrastinate all of that

So anyways, Christmas outfits! Yay!

Liana

Liana has always been the type to dress up, especially in bright colors, so to go for one of those ugly Christmas suits for her is just a must. My first idea was actually to give her darker colors and a bit more of a snowman vibe, but it was all just too much so we simplified it a bit. Also the feather in her hat is one of her own!

Wes

The closest I could get to an ugly Christmas sweater lol. The colors are of course inspired by Grian’s Life series Christmas sweater, cause I feel like Red Yellow and Green has a lot of significance to the kiddos. Also he’s enjoying a steaming cup of hot chocolate <3

Gertrude

Out of all the kids, Gert and Jek were easily the most difficult. There’s only so many different outfits you can do themed around Christmas. I eventually went for a cloak to her, and a pattern that I associate with Christmas pajamas. Also Gertrude is kinda immune against cold, so she takes advantage of that

Johnny

Poor lad is freezing. Johnny is a Nether creature, and therefore not made for the cold. He’s piled in as much clothes as he could muster, and he’s still shivering! The beanie is again a nod to the life colors, because themes lol

Jassy

Hoes just don’t get cold. I wanted at least one of them to wear one of those stupid slutty Santa outfits, and when looking up ‘Anime Christmas’ I found that the majority of them were wearing just that. Jassy is not immune to the cold, she’s just built different. Also she’s gonna pet everyone with those snowballs

Jekiv

Like I said, I struggled with Jek. I eventually decided to theme it around candy canes, but like that can only look so good you know. Again, Jek has an immunity against most weather conditions so he’s fine, living his best life.

Novo

Since Novo is an actual elf, he felt it would just be natural that he dress up as one too! Again, temperature resistance since he’s a frost elf, so he can do whatever he likes. He likes the lil bells, they’re festive

But yeah that’s it! Part three or Hermitpires will be out sometime after Christmas, along with the second chapter to You can run but you cannot hide, so look forward to that!

Also! If any of you have any fic requests and ideas with the kids, the hit me up! I wanna write more about them, but I’m struggling a lil with prompts, so any idea is a good idea!

[remwrites]

How is everything you write so good- also i might be slightly obsessed with the wild west fic

HAHAHAH sold my soul. next.

wild west fic is very silly. peek under the read more for something a lil suggestive.

absolutely do not imagine scar finding grian at the saloon later that night, a wink under the brim of his stolen hat, coaxed into a private room where grian made good on his promise.

getting the good deputy on his back, straddling the cowboy while wearing nothing but his hat and a smile, enjoying the way scar turned red and his bigger hands skimmed his hips in place.

bandit to steal his heart etc etc etc

[ruffboijuliaburnsides]

waves at you!! hello, i commented on your fic "a body is still an object" this morning and you sent back such a nice reply, i wanted to say hello but didnt want to clog your ao3 comments section with unrelated things so here i am instead!! Just wanted to say BIG handshake on everything you said about the ship of theseus identity thing-- its a VERY specific niche trope that i go absolutely bonkers for every time, like i cannot count how often that sort of identity issue shows up in my own stories/ocs/aus. I actually have a hermitcraft au im writing (starring Grian ofc) that involves that concept too, which was part of the reason why i was so excited to see it laid out in your fic!! I am spiderman meme pointing at you!!! Your brain was so huge for this

Also, it tickles me that we both individually came up with the specific idea of Zedaph asking funny little scientific questions to Grian once his Identity is discovered. I genuinely love how we both somehow same-brained on that, it was so so cool to read. Anyway your long reply back was so nice to wake up to and i would love to chat with you more about this stuff if you ever wanted to!!! Hope you're having an incredible day!! ❤️ - @definitelynotshouting

Dude!!!!!!!!!!!! It was the best best best comment to get I was like “must not cry at work...” because it was just so lovely.

Also YOOOOOOO that’s fuckin awesome same hat!!! And yeah I mean listen, Zedaph is just clearly That Guy. He’s a little curious weirdo. I love him. Definitely hmu if you wanna talk more, I love my lil cuckoos and that whole AU, and I’d love to hear about your AU! I’m on discord at ruffboi#9097 if you want to spiderman meme bafck and forth at each other lol.

[stitchthesewords]

Thank you so much for the snippet stitch... I am looking very hard 👀👀 we love our morally grey characters:3 and the way you write them... aishdhsjsehgr 👀

Please don't worry about writing though?? I struggle a lot with that as well, and either way I'm over the moon with this <33 It means a lot 🥹

-🍂

Of course!!! Happy birthday again, I hope it was a good one <3 Thank you for everything you do to make our lil gay block men community a lil bit brighter :) Also dont worry, ya girl has strong adhd and its just kind of a constant tug of war to do things.

As an aside, here 👀👀 may I offer a cute horseback racing scene from this cowboy au idea?

The sun was hot. That was really the first thing Grian noticed every morning he woke up. It was hot, and he was moving. His stomach lurched but he fought it down to sit up on the back of the horse. “I don’t know why the two of you insist on not waking me up,” he said, his voice groggy as he looked at the back of Mumbo and Scar’s heads.

They walked in a formation across the desert, on a well beaten path. Grian’s attention caught on the remains of a house in the distance. At least, he figured it was a house, the only thing still standing was a chimney and some stones. He swallowed, feeling how dry his throat was as he did.

“Gotta keep moving! Don’t you want to get home, eventually?” Scar asked, turning back to look at Grian. Mumbo held the reins to Grian’s horse as Scar slowed his down to smack a hat onto Grian’s head. The bird grumbled and readjusted it, blocking out the heat of the sun. His wings fluffed out and shook behind him, a little dust and debris flying from them in a cloud.

“You’re cute when you sleep. Also, you sleep like the dead, mate. Most people would wake up if they were being lifted onto a horse,” Mumbo said, glancing back at both of them. The sleeves of his button up were already rolled up, and he hadn’t buttoned his vest closed. Grian blinked a bit and leaned forward to take the reins from Mumbo’s hands.

“You know how to wake me up,” he grumbled back. Scar moved back to ride next to Mumbo, and with Grian awake their pace picked up significantly. Monopoly Mountain was close. Home was close.

Grian kept his spot behind both of them, wings folded up behind him to keep from catching the wind. He was light enough he’d blown off the horse with it before. The sound of hoofbeats against the path was melodic, in a way, and let Grian go into his own head.

They hadn’t seen Monopoly Mountain for months now. Maybe a year. Grian missed it. A home he built himself to keep them safe. He kicked his horse and it sped up, splitting Mumbo and Scar down the middle as he rode in front of them with a shout.

“Grian!” Scar yelled, but his voice held the tone of a laugh and suddenly instead of simply riding along, the three of them were racing down the path. Mumbo in the lead, his ponytail whipping behind him in the wind. Then Scar, with the tie holding the bun in his hair barely hanging on. Grian found himself at the back and struggling to catch up, so he spread his wings out and let the wind catch him. His horse would keep up on his own. He fell up and up and then dived for where Scar and Mumbo were now racing each other. His wings carried him with ease and he came so low to the ground he could scrape his talons against the path. It felt good. With the momentum built up from the dive he was able to match Scar and Mumbo’s horses, flapping his wings just to give him an edge.

Mumbo shouted and his horse sped up to Grian’s left. Another flap of his wings carried Grian out from between the two of them, unable to keep up like he had been for much longer. His horse rode underneath where he was and Grian landed on his back with practiced effort. He took up the reins and slowed his horse down, letting Scar and Mumbo raced ahead. Their horses did fine at that speed, but his had always been a bit of a slower horse. He followed after the dust cloud as he heard Scar whoop in victory.

Grian took a few minutes to catch up; Scar’s whoops had been loud and they’d gotten quite a ways away. He laughed at the sight of Scar and Mumbo panting, horses sort of circling each other as they waited for Grian to catch up.

Monopoly Mountain was in view now and Grian couldn’t help but feel the excitement build up at the sight of his home. Their home. The building they called home, even if home more often than not was a campsite far off in the desert. With a holler, Grian set his horse off again, getting him to gallop as fast as he could towards the building. He heard Mumbo and Scar shout behind him and was sure they took off after him. With a grin, Grian laid as close to his horse’s neck as he could, trying to cut down on the drag of the wind.

[goldenwitherphoenix13]

I posted 86 times in 2022

27 posts created (31%)

59 posts reblogged (69%)

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@cydanite

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I tagged 85 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#reblog - 54 posts

#jimmy solidarity - 18 posts

#empires smp - 18 posts

#empires jimmy - 17 posts

#goodtimeswithscar - 13 posts

#hermitcraft - 9 posts

#cursed toy au - 9 posts

#kingdom hearts - 8 posts

#empires smp season 2 - 7 posts

#grian - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 110 characters

#im just imagining the townsfolk are able to feel jimmys sorrow even though they cant see or hear him right now

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Cursed Toy AU Pov: You are Pixlriffs about to be saved.

THE BARD IS THE PROTAGONIST PEOPLE! EVERYONE DUCK AND COVER! lol

Finally. A cursed toy au drawing that isn't me dumping the angst on Jimmy. Then again the AU seems intent on doing that. Whatever Joel is gonna do, I'm scared but I have a mallet on hand just incase.

So yeah. Oli saves Pix through the power of music... as cliché as it is I love the power of music so SING JOEL INTO OBLIVION OLI! MAKE ME PROUD! Guess I now have a justified reason to have the song of healing from legend of Zelda majora's mask on my cursed toy inspired playlist. But this was fun to draw, using lighter tones to overlay instead of harsh bright colours or dark edges is always a treat. Note to self, lutes aren't that hard to draw, just annoying to get proportions right on.

Honestly I'm excited on where thus AU goes next. I'm guessing Oli is about to find Jimmy in the next part. That's gonna be fun. If Joel turns up, I have a mallet.

... bonus, thing I made on youcut after the previous part came out. I think it's still accurate, but @circesays can be the judge of that.

60 notes - Posted November 9, 2022

#4

I just realised something...

That's a Rat from little nightmares 1

See the full post

65 notes - Posted March 29, 2022

#3

Saw @aquaquadrant posted the new bit of the hels to pay AU and @lunarcrown did some little doodles of Bravo and Timmy.

I couldn't resist it, I had to draw Timmy. I have found a new son and no one can do anything about it. Take this quickly cobbled together drawing and go.

It's a bit rushed, sure, but I just needed to do this. He's too sweet and huggable and I don't care, he's a pathetic lil guy (affectionate) and I will fight for him and die for him.

Um... hope you like it.

77 notes - Posted November 27, 2022

#2

... New au found. Swamp duo au is now on the radar.

@cydanite I said I'd draw it, you said godspeed, I think my hand just speed ran a drawing.

BEST FRIENDS COVERED IN MUD! Now Shelby has help for when the witch police come for her. Hope you like it Cydanite!

Ps:

Do not tag as a ship it is not a ship that is not a poppy its just a generic flower to give the hat some variety. There are other kinds of flowers on the hat.

106 notes - Posted September 27, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Guys. Guys. Listen! Yesterday I learnt a fact and I don't know why I didn't know before!

A group of rats is called a mischief! Rats smp, in its self, is a mischief!

That is, with no competition, the best thing I've learnt in the past 10 years!

107 notes - Posted October 18, 2022

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[monggay]

IM OUT OF PROPAGANDA SPIEL GUYS HERES REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME

I'm just a lil guy

I'm the underdog here c'mon you've probably never even heard of me compared to Kal and grian 🥺👉👈 cmahhhn it's my birthday (/silly it's not aksjdj)

SEND ME PROOF OF YOUR VOTE AND ILL DRAW U ANYTHING YOUR HEART COULD DESIRE 🌈🥰

Uhmm um um what else ...

ILL DO ANYTHIN YOU WANT PLEASE 🥺 I GET VERY OVERCOMPETITIVE AND ALSO I HAVE NO SHAME ANYMORE

im just a little guy ? <|:3 <with a wizard hat !!! 🪄

#MAESWEEP

Moomoorare's Mutuals Championship 🏆

And now!! To decide first, second and third places!

@mcyt @cabbagegunk @monggay

Brackets masterpost 🔗

[dreamsurvivormultiplayer]

fun fact did you know some species of birds, including parrots, eat rocks sometimes? anyways Rock Gremlin Grian is my new favorite genre.

[finch-the-foolish]

Pearl really likes shiny lights. Like really really likes shiny lights. Like, will stare at them for hours on end if not actively checked on by anyone else. Yknow that flickering light in the hospital thing? Yeah she was staring at that for a good long while because moth.

At least one person (probably Joel) has referred to Jimmy as Jimmy James and honestly he just doesn't know how to feel about that.

Tango sometimes lights on fire a lil bit by accident. Definitely has not commited arson by accidentally lighting a random block of wood on fire before because he just. Doesn't notice it. He seems to be fireproof at this point.

If you play any sort of music around Grian, he gets the sudden inexplicable urge to dance (ha avian loser; I might also apply this to Jimmy and also just like avians in general. All of us losers just need to vibe 24/7). Once Mumbo found him vibing to Dancing Queen with a gang of parrots. He was not certain how to react, honestly. If you loop music he'll end up like acting it's 1518 and he just contracted the Dancing Plague.

Scar has really really long hair. This means Hotguy usually has either a braid or a bun. Also sometimes Scar will just get someone (oftentimes like gem or something) to help with overly ornate hairstyles just because.

Redstone is a lil bit radioactive. Kinda like bananas, yknow? Some redstoners just kinda. Eat it. Just because. It's crunchy, slightly spicy.

Mr the sheriff jimmy does not like getting his lil head pat. Guess how many fucking people regularly decide to bop the top of his teeny cowboy hat?

Grian seems to have an infinite amount of the same exact outfit. Where do all these sweaters come from? Why are they identical? Does he only have two that he rotates? Does he have five million? The world may never know.

Hermit!False does not wear a coat in her base. Is it freezing? Yes. Does she wear a coat? Hell no. She has, like, a jacket and that's it. On the other end of the spectrum, Tango has a really really warm coat with floofy fur lining and all that jazz. Idk why this is just a thing I can see him having for s9.

Grian will occasionally perch himself somewhere higher up than another person and then stare menacingly at them. Sometimes BDubs chooses to join in the menacing staring (because he too is a small. Is short. Lil guy.)

drop your hermit/empires headcanons that have literally nothing to do with the series’ at all. I’ll start

Tango’s hair sheds and gets thinner during summer and whenever it happens he just puts the strands of hair on the shower wall.

Zedaph and Doc headbutt every time they see each other (goat things, yk)

Jimmy reacts to poppies with a gentle smile and picks every poppy he sees, he has like, 700 stacks of poppies.

fWhip and Xisuma like to meet every once in a while for a cup of tea and a talk about their member-children (despite the fact many of their members are older than them)

Sam, Grian, and Taurtis are all on good terms, Sam got mental help and Taurtis and Grian just never lost contact. The enjoy late night calls, poking jabs at each other.

Pearl, Lizzie, Grian, and Jimmy are siblings. Cause why not.

Ren is sensitive to loud noises and bright lights, because.. dog. If he gets too caught off guard he shape shifts into a dog (Newfoundland!)

[impy96]

HC Server-wide event featuring many laughs and fun moments? Hell yes I’m here for it! The Hermitcraft Easter Egg Hunt is genuinely an incredible idea and so far super well executed by Jevin, so here’s a quick recap of what we know!

Participants - 19 in total! In alphabetical order;

Bdubs, Beef, Cleo, Cub, Doc, False, Grian, Hypno, Impulse, Iskall, Jevin, Joe, Pearl, Scar, Stress, Wels, xB, Xisuma, Zedaph

17th April was the deadline for eggy hiding, and now the participating hermits all have until Tuesday/Wednesday to find as many hermit eggs as possible around their bases. 

Scoring system works as follows; Number of eggs hidden (18 max) minus the number of eggs found by other hermits. Jevin has also planned a tiebreaker if multiple hermits end up with the same score!

Several of the hermits have shown some of their hiding shennanigans in recent videos, so I’ll link all those with some of my favourite moments under the cut for spoiler reasons! And I’ll make another post after all the hunting videos have been posted with a recap roundup!

Also, Hermits who have worn their egg as a hat count; Cub, Grian, Iskall, Scar, Impulse, Xisuma

Bdubs - Showed a little bit of hiding in his video! Had a brief interaction with Cub about it, and fell for one of Iskall’s “good” hiding spots that he made to trick hermits lol.

Beef - Didn’t show any hiding, just signing up and collecting his easter basket. He also made an interior for his starter base at spawn to make it more fair for the other hermits trying to hide eggs and actually didn’t create any good hiding spots.

Cleo - No hidey, just sign up. 

Cub - Showed quite a few of his hiding places. Also showed his side of the interaction with Bdubs and found Xisuma stuck in his cactus farm trying to hide an egg. 

Doc - Both sign up and collection for hiding shown in his video. He hid a few, called his egg Lil Doccy, said he felt fatherly towards it, made some extras for himself, and then fed one to Garry the Goat. 

False - She was the first to collect her basket and hid a few on camera, also held her eggs in her hands (Calling them a girl group, maracas, bees, and maggots...). Definitely wanted to keep one for herself.

Grian - Signed up and collected his easter basket (it was named Grain). Hid a couple on camera and his little egg is now a manbun. Followed in Keralis’ footsteps of claiming that this was the best day of his life, better than when he got married lmaooo.

Hypno - Only has his sign up in the video. UPDATE! New video hidey hide. Jevin named Hypno’s instruction book as “Smelly boy”...rude. He also shows a few examples of where he has hidden his eggs. 

Impulse - Sign up only. UPDATE! New video shows that he is the third last to hide his eggs, but hide he does! Only shows a few examples on camera. Also wears his little egg as a manbun. 

Iskall - Please watch the chaos of his and Stress’ interactions around signing up for the egg hunt. Oh my god I was in stitches. Also collected his basket and showed some illegal sneaky hiding. (Jevin clarified the rules and made him change one, please don’t go and give out in his comments). 

Jevin - Didn’t show any hiding of eggs but his last two videos have explained rules etc for the actual event. Would highly recommend checking them both out!

Joe - Has both sign up and collecting the basket in his video, but no hiding. Apparently Iskall paid the commissioned artist extra to make the Joe eggs as his normal skin instead of the Rick Astley april fool’s skin hahaha. 

Pearl - Doesn’t show anything in her latest video, however her vibes are very this season so I would reccommend watching it regardless.

Scar - Collects his easter basket and shows a few hiding spots on camera. His main aim is to make the other hermits laugh when they find his eggs rather than trying to win. Also accidently blows up something under Cleo’s base while Hypno just watches and laughed. 

Stress - Signed up in a previous episode (and showed her POV of the Iskall interaction, again 10/10 would recommend watching) and collects her easter basket. Shows all of her hiding places on camera taking some hints from the Iskall school of cheating sneaky hiding. She wants to win really bad. Does almost get caught by Zed, but he is a good sport and gives her 5 minutes lmao.

Wels - No video from Wels, but he is signed up to play so hopefully we will get a video of the easter egg hunt!

xB - Collects his easter basket and shows a few places where he hid the little eggsB eggs. He also, like a madman, gave the coordinates for his mega base as the place where other hermits can hide eggs. This man lives in a massive cave. I admire him a lot. 

Xisuma - Signs up for the hunt, and then shows a montage of him changing his skin a few times to some “egg” designs (he didn’t specify easter eggs lol) from the community to become Egg-suma. He will be hiding them in the next episode. UPDATE! Xisuma has uploaded a new video where he shows him hiding some of his eggs! He forgets to use his checklist at first and hides eggs in Keralis’ and Gem’s bases lol. 

Zedaph - Just shows his collection of his easter basket, no hidey hidey. 

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((Ignore the fact I didn't keep the promise of daily Warden!Scott hc hsjdhajdh))

Would people KNOW Scott is a Warden hybrid? Or do they just find out with the little mannerisms Scott does??

Asking since mental image of Pearl introducing Grian to this like, 6 ft or more tall WARDEN HYBRID and Grian, immediately noticing its Scott, is like "Oh my god-"

It also makes for fun shenanigans where Scott just, poofs from the shadows and scares anyone inside his base.

I think it's fairly obvious that Scott is distinctly Not Human because of the eyes and floaty particles, but the rest is pretty easy to hide because of his hair/hat hiding his sensors and his shirt covering his exposed soul heart. But when he gets angry or protective, more of his warden traits begin to show- his sensors flare out, his soul heart begins to glow and pound so loud that all can hear it, and shadows spread over his skin. Then there are of course the little scuttling cooing sounds he makes both in full warden mode and not that give him away. So at first Grian sees this 6 foot fuck off tall being with Pearl and initially is "WHAT" then Scott makes a lil cooing skulk noise and Grian is "WHAT" because Pearl managed to befriend a flipping warden.

Also no worries about the daily headcanons, you are absolutely not required to do these every day, I will treasure any that I get!!