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Mutuals feel free to hold my hand & swing it back n forth a bit if u want

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They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

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"Capitalism breeds innovation" girl there are only five websites left and they all look the same

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So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

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"cinema is dying how can we save it" if you have eddie and the symbiote fuck NASTY in venom 3 you will make 10 billion dollars

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completely unrelated to football but lady liberty made me do it

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I wanna talk about Venom but I can't make a coherent thought so have these I got off of Pinterest

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My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

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alright man we get it

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having mutuals who’ve never touched the mcyt fandom is so fun for me it’s like an entire cultural experience i’ve had. every so often i remember how many of my Beloved Mutuals don’t know about the mcytblr sexyman tournament. or scitties. they don’t know about the whoreslut survey.

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It’s been seven months since we were in the same place

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they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

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I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.

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my horrible disgusting beautiful cockroach <3

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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.