#GREW UP ALREADY
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OKAY, I'm like incredibly late to the party but I've lost my last piece of sanity and shame, so consider:
In order to come to this meeting of Howl (for his small number of followers, to which no one planned to come anyway) she has to fly to another country, because I rarely see Sophie as someone who would be born in Wales. And she does so. Literally telling no one cause it's obviously is the usual thing to do.
Martha, a bit confused: Why are you packing?
Sophie: Oh, I have a tickets to Wales for tomorrow.
Lettie, having no desire to miss the moment: Why are you flying there??
Sophie: I'm just going to fly dozens of miles to see one YouTuber and get the chance to tell him TO HIS FACE about how horrible, incomprehensible and pathetic his content is.
Lettie,whispering in Martha's ear: Should we tell her?
Martha, already bringing popcorn: Let's wait a little bit.
Also Michael would have an almost empty account with maybe three videos from five years ago. Martha told him how to add emojis to the bio and he made this his whole personality just because it was Martha to tell him so and he loves Martha. He tries to argue politely with Howl's haters only for Sophie to just randomly appear in the comment section, say "f*ck you" and block everyone he's tried to argue with.
(No one cares that Sophie writes the same or even worse comments under the said videos, that's just how things work™)
howl would make stupid youtube videos like "pretty people problems" and sophie would leave hate comments on them (though not anonymously, but with her own name. She's not a coward).
#being late for post for like five years yes it's me#(okay not five BUT STILL)#I'm sorry it's just 2024 is probably the worst year to be in the fandom#I'm just trying to survive#ALSO I LIKE I WANT MORE SIBLING STUFF#Like Howl and Sophie's stupid romance but siblings are present!!#Especially when the Hatter Sisters and Megan are opposite sides of a sibling bond#Martha and Lettie are gonna sit and watch this show with popcorn with their hands#Megan would just randomly appear on the background of Howl's make-up videos and start telling him about he DOESN'T HAVE A JOB#and NO this video stuff is NOT a job#you have a damn phd and all you're doing is crying about how ppl doesn't like you on the internet#GREW UP ALREADY#© Megan Parry#howls moving castle#hmc book#howl's moving castle book#reblog stuff#howell jenkins#sophie hatter#michael fisher#lettie hatter#martha hatter
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Bruce coming home one day to find Robin Jason clinging onto a chandelier with Dick below him cheering him on.
Bruce: Jason what are you doing?
Jason: Dick said that you missed his antics after he moved out and so he’s teaching me how to be a better son
Dick: After this we’re going to drive the Batmobile into the bay :D
Jason: We’re going to what? I mean yeah! Right into the water.
Jason trying to whisper to Dick: Dick I can’t swim though
This just further fuels the chaotic dynamic of Dick and Jason during a time where Dick was still going through his teenage angst and was absolutely not a benevolent role model LMAO
I mentioned it in this post, but it's just so funny to me to imagine a Jason who grew up with an absolutely WILD Dick Grayson as an older brother, while the younger batkids grew up with a more mellowed out and mature (arguable but when measured against the other kids, he wins by a landslide) Dick Grayson.
Robin!Jason era:
Dick: You wanna go out and get high?
Jason: I can't, I have homework.
Dick, sputtering: HOMEWORK?
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Dick, about to do an elaborate (and totally not dangerous) acrobatic move in the manor: Watch this, littlewing
Jason: You shouldn't do that, it'll make Bruce upset.
Dick, on the brink of angry tears: Why are you like this.
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Jason, dejected: Listen, I know you don't approve of me because you think I'm not good enough as Robin, but-
Dick: Not good enough as Robin? I don't care about that, I just think you're a little bitch
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Dick taking Jason out on a hangout for the first time: OK, looks like I got my work cut out for me. Take out a notepad and write everything down. I will NOT have my successor embarrass me like this. So what you wanna do to piss off Bruce-
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[Years later, Jason returning to Gotham with the fury of a thousand suns and the chaos to match it]: I'm gonna make your life a living HELL, Bruce
Dick, older and relatively more chilled out: Okayyyyy, maybe let's just– calm down a lil, haha, no need for the theatrics
Jason, betrayed, observing a Dick Grayson who is teaching his new younger siblings to behave and be mature: Dick, what the FUCK
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Present!Dick, mentoring Tim: Make sure not to be too impulsive, don't wanna raise Bruce's blood pressure
Red Hood!Jason spying on them from afar: Who even ARE you??
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Jason: So you teach me ALL of that, only to turn into the ONE thing you despised so greatly all those years ago
Dick, sweating: Well-
Jason: I'm ASHAMED. How can you be worthy of being called my PREDECESSOR?
#Jason (disappointedly): you either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become a hero#Dick: we have so much to catch up on! anyways so Tim became Robin and I'm a cop in Bludha-#Jason (incredibly distraught): YOURE A COP??!?#Jason to tim: Alright looks like I have to be the one to pass on Dick's legacy now LISTEN HERE-#ok but seriously Tim is already insane on his own. kid didn't need dick's guidance at all. he's just like that#imagine the chaotic older brother u grew up with turned out to be a cop id literally throw up#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red robin#robin!jason#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batbros#bruce wayne#batman#dc#incorrect quotes#crack#fanatical asks#fanatical posting
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Hey, trans girls!
Yeah, I'm talking to you
Practice advocating for yourself NOW
I don't care if you're not out yet, it doesn't have to be about trans stuff.
But please please please start practicing asking people for things. Start speaking up when someone says something you don't like. If something doesn't work for you SAY IT instead of just letting it happen.
Yes, it will be hard, but the sooner you start doing it, the better
You can start now and make progress, because even stuff as simple as "I don't like being called dude", "no tomato on my burger please", "I appreciate the thought but I don't like this shirt"
ANYTHING
Because once you get to the point where you really need to start saying "Hey my name is actually *Blank*" or "Oh I use She/Her, I don't like getting they/them'd"
That practice will help so much. Because unfortunately you can't just "wait until the hormones have taken effect so I just look like a girl and then they'll just do it"
Some people will, sure, but alot of family and friends, even if they're not being malicious and are supportive, won't think things have to change.
You will have to tell people important to you that things have changed and they need to treat you differently. You will have to tell people who are basically strangers how you want to be treated.
So start now, practice taking up space
#ashley.txt#trans#transfem#I'm very bad at this don't worry#I was guilty of not advocating for myself until resentment already grew#And I'm still bad at it#I can't even correct people when they use my old name#So#Practice so by the time you're hot you already can speak up for yourself
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i found a bad post i made months ago in the privacy of my own home and now i need to air it out in public because it's getting mildewy and moths are eating it
#i realise having light as my icon doesn't help me out here but i have to preserve the post in its true form#rookposting#anyway this was the bad post i was referring to in that other post. this is the fandom au it would be#im not going to write this. i refuse to write anything that would make me learn more about omegaverse than ive already learned against my w#ill. on principle#death note#i dont want to tag this one because i dont want it to show up but unfortunately i want my blog to be organised.#im making myself very vulnerable in posting this do you all understand. i mdoing it for the bit#eta: i cant stress enough that this post was not me trying to write like light yagami#this was my real brain process that i went through at work#eta2 reblogs are off stop talking about the bible#not everyone grew up religious i am not loving being insulted for not jumping to the bible
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adult Nicaise AU. also my version of Nikandros
#what if our favorite brat grew up and got to be a sweet young adult that got to process his trauma with Laurent’s help??? T-T#also bearded Damen#your welcome#nicaise#adult nicaise#i’m a sap#nikandros#he’s already irritated#laurent of vere#damen of akielos#damen x laurent#capri#captive prince#cs pacat
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you know i used to think it was weird how sora and roxas have such different personalities for supposedly being 'the same person' but after playing a few games i sort of realized that they do have similar personalities, because roxas acts how sora does when he's under extreme stress.
compare roxas to sora in, say, kh1. that's where a lot of peoples idea of sora's personality comes from. sora is generally very upbeat and optimistic in that game. not very similar to roxas, right?
but let's switch the game and talk about a game where sora is ABSOLUTELY GOING THROUGH IT. chain of memories.
sora's resting state is melancholy in com. he only ever cheers up in short bursts, usually when he's joking around with friends. just like roxas.
he's quick to anger, and tends to lash out at the organization members. best example of this is when larxene makes him 'remember' namine, and he swings at her repeatedly, even after she's gone. he only stops when jiminy is able to snap him out of it.
you know what scene that resembles?
sora, while a bit more on the angry side and less sad, continues to act like this in kh2 when he's in stressful situations. (he also has a tendancy to insult people which, while it's not very related to the point, is very funny and sora saying 'gonna cry?' to xigbar is great.) i cant comment any further than that about kh2 off the top of my head.
so, roxas acts like sora does when he's stressed, right? but why is roxas always acting like that? to which i say, he isnt!
he only ever acts like that when he's also in fucked up and stressful situations, which happens to be a CONSTANT in his life. but when he's hanging out with axel and xion, a decidedly NOT stressful situation, he's a lot more like sora. he's teasing his friends and insulting his coworkers and joking around and acting like a normal kid. not really important, but unless i misremembered some sora lines which is VERY possible, both roxas and sora respond to friendly insults with "oh thanks!" a lot. just a funny little detail that felt relevant.
the biggest differences between roxas and sora boil down to environment and... i dont know how to put it besides volume? roxas is very quiet and tends to keep most of his thoughts to himself, while sora is very loud and expressive in comparison.
there is one other huge difference i noticed, which is less character based and more story. sora wanted to get off destiny islands and explore with his friends, but roxas just wanted routine. sora wants adventure, and roxas wants things to stay the same, for days where he gets off work and eats ice cream with his friends to last forever, to keep having conversations about nothing and watching the sunset. roxas wants normalcy, sora wants excitement. it's just interesting seeing their contrast.
not sure if this is very well said or anything i just wanted to talk about my boys
#random thoughts#its been a while since i got to use that tag eheheh#i bet theres a few people following me who didnt even know i did analysis posts#the fact that sora and roxas grew up in very different environments is pretty important btw#roxas was already a bit quiet and being in a cult where any expression of emotion is immediately shut down probably didnt help#we'll probably never get a good idea of how roxas would be if he was in a normal situation#id say some of the twilight town stuff might be a close estimate but even that doesnt really fit considering all the shit going down#even from the very start hes being accused of theft hes Not doing the best#anyways. sora and roxas are different obviously#but theyre a lot more similar than people really talk about#kingdom hearts#roxas#sora#not rereading this so it might be a little weird and hard to read sorry
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"Know your place, fool." ⛩
I really want to know more about how he became the King of Curses
#Sukuna#Ryomen Sukuna#Ryoumen Sukuna#Jujutsu Kaisen#JJK#Jujutsu Kaisen fanart#JJK fanart#luxites art#loosely based on the unwanted child / ''I bet I was a creepy kid'' line#he already has 4 arms here btw I just think he hid them in his kimono early on#he was already seen as a walking calamity/natural disaster as a human#so I'm just really interested in how others perceived him as he grew up#and when he started refining his skills and learning how far he could go#THOUGHT THAT THE BG WOULD BE SIMPLE BUT IT TOOK FOREVER#I don't usually work with these colors it was fun#I can show process pics of this if anyone want to sends an ask#I just didn't want to put them under a read more#EDIT: UPDATED CUZ TUMBLR?? CROPPED IT A BIT???#it was only noticeable to me tho
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#this has been in my drafts for months#i know i already spoke about this recently but I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT PEOPLE'S WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEYS!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!#i even scroll away from recipes of dishes that look super yummy if the op emphasizes anything about the carbs or calories or keto or#any of that shit. i've had to skip segments of the podcast i've been listening to because they end up discussing eating habits and exercise#too much and in a very lightly fitness bro way. like shut up.#i grew up with self-hating fat parents who repeatedly told me i shouldn't end up like them. who talked shit about their bodies all the time#AND I'M TIRED OF IT!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!#anyways. rant over i guess#trixie talks
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#dungeons and daddies#dndads#scary marlowe#taylor swift not that one#lincoln li wilson#normal oak#dndads spoilers#epilogue headcanons#linc started to like cats after he got over (at least a bit) his previous jealousy towards his dads#but mainly bc he grew attached to Scary's cat after they started to live together yes she is a cat lady to me#normal still isolates himself when he's feeling shitty tho this time it went on for several years#despite the others not giving up on trying to contact him#they wanna give him space but they're also worried so that's why they try to be nonchalant about it during the reunion#which i also already have a sketch of but college's been taking up most of my time sorry#not described#ignore the inconsistencies please and ty
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So I'm having a million of anxiety today and here's the result (it's always guns 🤦)
Guns
Content: gun threats, killing
Gun to whumpee's throat just close enough that their trachea presses against it when they swallow
Gun to skin but the metal is warm. Whumper had it in their waistband and now having it up to their skin, it feels almost intimate. Embarrassing.
Gun to lips. Aggressor: "Open." Victim tightens their lips shut. Aggressor: "do you want it clean, or do you want your teeth blown away too?"
Whumpee's team going down until it's just them, falling to their knees in an overwhelm of grief. Enemy leader walking toward them with a gun casually ready, and whumpee thinks they're next.
Victim already captured, walking in front of aggressor, who isn't sure they'll "behave". A gun is pressed in through victim's coat until finally victim finally feels it. They gulp and try not to look suspicious by glancing back at whumper.
Aggressor having a valuable whumpee lined up with other expendable prisoners. Walking down the line and shooting them for made-up reasons. When they get to whumpee, whumpee is trembling, trying to be "perfect", so they aren't next.
#my anxiety is because I gave someone coffee and I'm worried i broke some social rule about it and they'll hate me#and because someone else gave me coffee and I'm afraid they're mad that I took it when I already had coffee to give to someone else#and maybe there's a social rule there too i dont know#i grew up in a cult please don't hate me#lol#whump writing#survivor fiction#PTSD#my ocd today 🤦#anxiety productions#whump prompt#whump#whump ideas#stoic whumpee#scared whumpee#whump scenario#guns#gun whump#death threats#pls forgive the less edited content#i am overwhelmed with no house and scary life situations
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Whoop- looks like April's joining the fight! Don't question where she got the bat.
Continuation of this @tmntaucompetition thread! Feat. @noval1t @shiveagit
Grown Apart AU: [Premise/Concept Art] [General tag]
Thread: START /<<Pt. 3 / Pt. 5 / Pt. 6>>
#(Boy who grew up in a hotel watching deadly fights on a screen realizes that actually being in a deadly fight is v different - news at 11.)#grown apart au (rottmnt)#GA donnie#GA april#donatello hamato#april o'neil#teetlez-verse#void brothers au#shiveagit#noval1t#tmnt au competition#au comp interactions#comic#the fight dos#(I was gonna keep going but it's already 4 pages long so uhhh... cliffhanger ending it is LOL)#cw gun#GA: the contest chronicles
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op x pkmn - monkey d luffy ☀️
#one piece#monkey d luffy#this was inevitable#op and pkmn are two of my big favs#i've had teams & lore for the crew and a bunch of other characters written down for years LOL#prepare for excessive yapping abt my reasoning for each guy#infernape = monkey come on#chimchar gifted by garp#evolves into infernape after arlong park#chose breloom bc its punches remind me of gum gum pistol.. stretchy arms (and it's a personal fav)#was found as a shroomish in the forest he grew up in#snorlax bc of its appetite & gum gum balloon ref. wanna say luffy's snorlax is more energetic than the average#munchlax was found tryin to steal food ofc and just never left#(pray for sanji being on a crew with luffy and snorlax lmao)#pinsir = luffy loves his bugs. found it on jaya#maybe it can mega evolve by wano as a power up or something idk#talonflame was inherited from ace after marineford. red hawk ref. it's kept in a cherish ball#grapploct bc it reminds me of gum gum gattling??? it can learn close combat sooo#he gets it around fishman island#surume ref :)#maybe there are other guys that'd suit luffy more but i wanted variation#like ambipom was tempting but infernape is already monki and is more fitting imo
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people who are like "why didn't anyone do anything about the abuse at hullabaloo" clearly don't understand how abusive dynamics work and should not be allowed to have opinions anymore
#identity v#idv#hullabaloo#closing night#like no fucking kidding#if they wanted to leave#or COULD leave#they would have#they couldn't. they literally couldn't.#and calling mike a bystander#when he was most likely ALSO being abused#is so fucking ignorant#i hate the people here#mike's cognitive dissonance was his own coping mechanism#victims of abuse may glorify their abuser#or struggle to acknowledge the abuse#because acknowledgement is too distressing for someone already under stress#and for mike#he grew up in the circus#abuse was literally all he knew#mike morton#margaretha zelle#idv violetta#idv joker#idv murro
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Sometimes I read another snippet from Bruce’s childhood and it reminds me that, hm yeah it actually makes a lot of sense why Bruce and Tim relate to each other so much.
Batman: The Dark Knight (2011) #1
#also that time right before Janet died when Tim was ranting abt his parents traveling & Bruce said ‘sorry…their work is important…’#it was an awful thing to say but I do wonder. is that how Bruce grew up internalizing it then?#tim drake#bruce wayne#batfam#batman#bonds: someone alone like me#heroesriseandfall#there’s also something to be said abt Bruce remembering his parents thru rose-colored lenses a lot of the time. they weren’t always great#tim seemed to do that a lil but I think esp since he was older he was more aware of it. he’d already acknowledged his parents had problems#bruce is still like an 8 year old about it most of the time
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Growing up the chubby girl and never being able to get a piggy back ride, you were always the one giving them to your friends. 😔
#chubby#chubbiness#Chubby girl problems#chubby reader#Bro I remember I was like 6#I grew up in this trailer park and one time they had like a kid meet up at the little basketball court#Everyone decided to walk to the woods and when we were walking back#Everyone was giving each other piggy back rides#It was only me and this one girl left#I didn't know any one#And she offered to give me a piggy back ride because everyone else was doing it#But I was already scared of my weight at such a young age so I said no and we just walked back in silence by ourselves#Another I've always wondered if where do you draw the line between being fat and not fat#Like being fat is not a bad thing at all#But like is being fat just over weight for you height#But if it was then like half the population would be considered fat#But I guess that's conversation for later
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Art dump/chaggily stuff below cut <3 vvvv
Yes this is an excuse to show off my designs *sigh* 😔
#chaggily#two and a half halos#unholy virtue#unholy trinity#royalhalo#whay would emilt x vaggie be called ermmm#angelicmoth#thats all i could come up wit on the spot. if theres already a ship name for them IM SORRYYY#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel charlie#chaggie#hazbin hotel vaggie#vaggie#vaggie x emily#emily x vaggie#charlie x vaggie#charlie x emily#hazbin hotel emily#charlie morningstar#emily seraphim#i like to think charlie grew up not needing to dress formally too much because she was mostly isolated so she doesnt understand formality#vaggie does NOT care. sleep is sleep time put on whatever is comfortable who ya tryinna impress? the furries?!#i think- since emily in my ver always has to talk and bring joy to the people in heaven to keep them afloat. and like boundaries dont exist-#for her and everyone. winners. heavenborn. even sera herself would probably always barge into her home looking for assurance. 😭 sad erm#rainbowmoth#tw suggestive
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