#this was inevitable
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luxevamp · 5 months ago
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the other ear finally stopped working
i’m holding a memorial service today
death comes for the headphones that got 500,000 views or something like that i haven’t checked bc im not on instagram anymore
so sad
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girlchomp · 22 days ago
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severance is crazy bc why am i rooting for a month long work situationship as equally as i am rooting for a four year long marriage in which the love was so great it literally tore one of them in two
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infoaw · 4 months ago
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you have to be strong rivulet
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departedmars · 7 months ago
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british people
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disformer · 2 years ago
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Divinity in the movement
This one goes out to @combaticon who was a wonderful friend when I got some bad news, and written several tf fics that have genuinely moved me and sat in my head for days. I'm so grateful to you worstie ♥
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jube-art · 4 months ago
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lekoppadraws · 21 days ago
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You’ve reached the crap cafe.
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logicalloony · 11 months ago
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fuck you *psychonauts ur magmas*
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zigzap · 3 months ago
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op x pkmn - monkey d luffy ☀️
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lesmiserablol · 16 days ago
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“What are you looking for?” Foggy had asked Matt, when they were young and drunk and ready to graduate law school and enter the real world. Together, of course. Matt couldn’t picture his future without Foggy, even then. “I don't know. I guess just someone I really like listening to,” Matt had told him. Back then, he thought he wanted to find someone whose voice he loved as much as he loved Foggy’s. Now…he just wants Foggy. (5 times Matt liked listening to Foggy’s voice + 1 time Matt shut him up.)
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wardenhowe · 5 months ago
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The lion’s ships were Denerim bound Oh, drop him, Lady, drop him! Let the true king’s call for aid resound Just drop him, Lady, drop him! A soldier lad from the army came Oh, drop him, Lady, drop him! Leading thirty souls in Maric’s name. Just drop him, Lady, drop him! Turn him loose and let him go Down to the rocks and waves below The depths can have that scurvy knave Just drop him, Lady, drop him! When the soldier met the Mistral’s crew Not a word of their great deeds he knew And the Seawolf he took for a servant lass Great Andraste, what an ass! ‘Fore the Seawolf’s ire, no man could stand Soldier felt his death was close at hand Two great steps back did he retreat And the cliff side crumbled ‘neath his feet.
— World of Thedas, Volume 2, p. 115.
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angelthemanspanker · 1 year ago
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Buffy: sooooooo. blonde girl with a cute skirt and a cuter pair of pistols. what was her deal.
Angel: uh. I guess. uh if we are gonna date, you may have to defeat my Evil Ex Polycule
Buffy: you have several evil ex girlfriends?
Angel: several evil exes. yes.
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gale-gaze · 11 months ago
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[ The Committee for the Liberation and Interrogation of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society ]
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limeade-l3sbian · 11 days ago
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HYPOTHETICALLY, if I asked for a little financial help in the tune of $80, would there be a gyn who could slide me a little somethin something? I'd give you my cashapp.
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zennore · 9 months ago
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Butt Butt Mouse Pad!
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