#GIVE ME BACK MY CHILDREN
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what if wilbur comes back and his daughter isn't there
#my art#qsmp#wilbur soot#philza#where are the eggGGGSSSSSSSS#GIVE ME BACK MY CHILDREN#but seriously the upside down arc is really interesting#(if it even is that we still don't know it's just phil's theory)#also imagine all the delicious angst that wilbur would unleash on this server if he loses tallulah#im like god please no but also yes yes
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Sis, question about your latest post. I thought you have ten andesites, four granites and seven basalts? Why do you only show nine, and it's only the andesites? Where did the others go?
Mother turned on evil mode then she threw them into that one river and i could only save nine of them because i was too late and since then i have no motivation to collect rocks again but at least i managed to save Vulcan :3
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people act like being intentionally whimsical is inherently more annoying than being intentionally serious but why. suppose my temper is just naturally whimsical.
#idfk what 'unmasking' really is i think its a Lot Of Things but for ME#ive always been so loke obviously Developmentally Delayed in the sense that like.#my natural inclination is to behave in ways that people tend to read as very childlike. and#people either assume thats Disability or they assume its Affectation#generally. and often i suppress it. like#i go back and forth on this and i have done for years tbqh i distinctly remember being like 20#and thinking IF I FEEL THE URGE TO SKIP WHY SHOULD I NOT SKIP?#like if my natural inclination is. to move my body in ways that people are used to children moving their bodies#literally who cares?#SO WHAT IF IM HUMMING AND SINGING ALL THE TIME SO WHAT IF I DO A LITTLE TWIRL#or hop on and off things. or whatever! WHOMST CARES. FOR WHAT REASON DO I NEED PPL TO TAKE MW SERIOUSLY#AT THE GROCERY STORE?#anyway raise your hand if your Affect is Offputting to People.#the thing that ive realized getting older tho is like. often people also like this bc#they feel like it gives them permission to also behave in weird ways in public#and i like that its nice
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uh hi. meet jas(mine)???
#HELP MEEE I AM SO EMBARRASSED TO POST THIS#literally have been letting this sit for days marinating#BUT HERE WE ARE#PEEPAW JAMIL#anyways i've been thinking about that one trope where something sends a fanchild back in time to nrc and shenanigans ensue#and for the record yuusha and jamil would not want children in the future#i think they'd be focused on travelling or something#but i thought about this and i was like HMMMM#“it could be cute i'll do a little sketch"#and then it kept. going ;;;#hhh family headcanons makes me feel so soft ;;;#so uh this child will just be from an alternate timeline#i imagine auntie najma being too much of an influence on her much to jamil's dismay#i might give her a tiger beastman friend based off rajah too#-✧ my art#twst art#twst#twisted wonderland#jamil viper#jamil x yuu#twst oc x canon#twst fanchild#twst fankid#twst oc#twst yuu#twst yuusona#(💜) yuusha#(💜) curry noodles#(🌺) jas#nextgen💜
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horror being very specific with table manners and he berates people (dust and killer) for eating like fucking pigs
i think it'd be morbidly funny that because there was no food in horrortale but the cutlery and stuff was all there that maybe he would pretend to eat with no food on the plate. it was in a satirical way that he would joke maybe around horror paps or alone where he would pretend to eat and have really good table manners but then the satire joke became REAL and now horror is incredibly specific about how to eat food
you MUST hold the fork in the left and knife in right says horror. no killer you can't duel wield the fucking knives this is a table not a slaughterhouse. dust pick up your elbows off the table. actually how about you get your entire upper body off the table tf why are you SLEEPING ON THE FOOD??? killer's sitting fetal position in the chair because of course he wouldn't sit normally like the idiot he is. dust is forced to put his hood down and reveal his face no more mysterious shadow style because it puts horror at ease. they cannot have a single peaceful meal because once they get past the table manners phase it then becomes a completion to see who can eat the least (because they suck at everything including eating)
#hey guys. every time i don't post it feels like i'm abandoning my own children#NOOO im sorry i'll come back home... i wont abandon you chat PLEASE DONT MAKE ME PAY MORE CHILD SUPPORT#i've been a busy little bee i snicker out. and by busy i mean playing. and by playing i mean hi3#i'm sorry my brain literally cannot handle having more than one interest. once i get into something else the other thing becomes ignored#IT MAKE ME SO UPSET BECAUSE WHY CAN'T I DO BOTH OF THESE THINGS I LIKE EQUALLY ☹️☹️☹️☹️ is this a me problem#anyways none of these tags were related to the post. i usually do little extra tidbits adding onto the post when i tag huh#i just recently learned (2 years ago) that youre supposed to put the fork and knife in that order. i still mess it up#i've been drawing on this notebook from the same brand from what i drew on in 2019 AND GODDAMN 🤤🤤🤤#this notebook is SO FUCKING SMOOTH I LOVE IT 🤤🤤 drawing on this paper is like drawing on fucking BUTTER it's delectable#a shame nobody likes traditional art i cry out (i'm not particularly skilled in either traditional or digital)#you could call me a jack of no trades master of none#got this idea bcs i was listening to binomi (HARDCORE MARETU FAN SINCE I GOT A PHONE. WHAT YALL KNOW ABOUT MARETU‼️‼️‼️)#and i was like omg food theme.... horror. so i drew it in earlier mentioned notebook#and i was like hmm what positions should i put the fork and knife. and then i got this idea#i KNOW cannibalism songs aren't exactly horror themed. but let me be delusional i wanna give my boy a cool theme and cannibalism is soo coo#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#tricule hc#bad sanses#bad sans gang#nightmare's gang#this is funny but in a sad way because i added context to it. as is with all my mtt content#it's comedic because i think they're all stupid fucking idiots but i also make them do this dumb shit bc theyre traumatized
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Art block fucking sucks so
Poppet got pastries for the gamers :]
Hope you feel better my gamer🏵️🥄🥄
aWEE look at thembs ;;;
#AUGDHDHD I really wanted to draw something for this but alas art block is way too strong#But it was gunna be poppet comforting a very distressed Dusty smhh (a bun ate a pastry when they weren’t supposed to and he got v worried)#They care very much for his children’s health- the vaults are absolutely infested with large ass bunbuns#No matter where you look- a bummy#How they haven’t ate all the money like a fine piece of lettuce is truly a mystery- Dusty taught them well NDHDHD#aWEEEEEEEWEEE themb;;;#So happy and care free- just enjoyin snacks and gossips in the ye ol vaults#If anyone was to see poppet and Dusty talking they would never believe their own eyes smhhh#Such a talkative mans!#Also thank you gamer! Hopefully I’ll get my motivation back soon! (And this wicked stomach issue-)#At least this gives me more time to play yakuza smhhh I have so many games to go through so little time-#Not to mention I keep getting distracted in game MDHDDHD#Damn it Majima and your quirkiness smhhhh
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i just imagined the most cursed/dumb experience you could have with eddie and now i need to put you all through it with me.
imagine getting insanely high with eddie and playing around with one of those stress balls with the netting. like the kind that change color when you squeeze it. and you're just squishing it, fiddling mindlessly, before suddenly looking up at eddie with the worst possible idea.
"eddie... do you think they...?"
and him being so wide-eyed, immediately catching on, "absolutely not."
but then, you're both high, and you're both prone to having the dumbest fucking ideas possible, so when eddie catches sight of your fishnets peeking out of the drawer across the room, he can't help himself from saying the dumbest possible thing to ever come out of his mouth.
"but wanna find out?"
the night ends with the two of you in the ER, and eddie deciding it doesn't matter how much he likes you in fishnets, the two of you will never have another pair in the household again.
please don't take this serious i'm going to cry from how fucking stupid this is
#this definitely happens in high school when the two of you are just so fucking dumb#i cannot emphasize how stupid this is#it had me cry laughing#this Would Not End Well#when you're both no longer high neither of you can believe you thought it would end any other way#wayne is giving the lecture of all lectures to the two of you about it when he picks you back up from the ER#he never lives it down#any time you wear fishnets around him after that day he has literal war flashbacks#claims he can now never have children and you just go 'welp it's cheaper than a vasectomy'#this is officially the shittiest of all my shit posts#i added a gif for visuals#eddie munson#stranger things#absolutely based on how stupid i act high as well#like the vaguest of bad ideas and immediately being enabled? me and eddie would not be allowed to be high around each other#im talking nearly greened out high too like#fucking gone#steve probably drives y'all to the er#hopper is laughing when he stumbles upon the entire mess and just fucking dies at how stupid you two are
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When I think about itfs, love languages and itfs love languages, I imagine something like:
Yuji obviously being someone who shows his affection through words of affirmation. He praises his friends and teachers a lot in the manga/anime from what I've noticed, so maybe it's a proven fact (I digress, anyway). So, when ITFS begins their romance, Yuji constantly says how "amazing" and "smart" Megumi is, how "beautiful", "kind", "adorable" and "STRONG" his boyfriend is. And of course, Megs always blushes and tells Yuji to shut up, which only makes Itadori smile even more and plant a kiss on Megumi's still red cheek. (I just AKSJSKSJKSANSK they look adorable in my head)
I think he would also fit into acts of service, as he is quite selfless and sincerely cares about others around him. This would become clearer after the canon (whatever happens), with Yuji taking care of Megumi and always being willing to help him with something, to the point that Megs has to just pull Yuji's hand to do so if sit/lay down next to you and simply REST. So when Yuji was trying to escape Megumi's grip, Megs would just mumble "The soup can wait, I just want YOU now" and Yuji would melt into that hug, because FOR THE SAKE OF GOD, MEGUMI IS HUGGING HIM!!!!
Look, this is going to sound a little ironic, but I think Megumi would be the PHYSICAL AFFECTION type! Except he doesn't know how to ask or show it, lol, but Megs definitely likes to be hugged by those he loves and hides it very well through a neutral expression. Then, when he gets comfortable enough to reciprocate and start cuddling (and also because being in pain for a whole month has made him more touch-hungry), he hugs Yuji at random times of the day, holds his hand when they're just relaxing together, if keeps close in the midst of crowds and affectionate and chaste kisses. (Megs needs kisses and hugs, please give them to him)
I think quality time also suits him. Megumi seems like the guy who would complain about an impromptu movie night, but would be a few minutes early with a bag of snacks and blankets to wrap up in. He may not even pay attention to the film, but he will try to follow the plot at all times to have a conversation with Yuji about the plot. Cooking together is also on the list, as Megumi really enjoys listening to Yuji chatter or the peace of being in comfortable silence as they work together to prepare meatballs.
In fact, I think the two share the same love languages and that's why they get along so well.
In the end, I'm just rambling. I miss them so much :')
#Gege I know you are reading this because you copied my ideas for chapter 236#make these two have a happy ending#give me my children back pls#I miss itafushi#but I trust that they will come back stronger than ever#I just hope that This doesn't mean Yuji will die D':#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#fushiguro megumi#itadori yuji#itafushi#yuji itadori#fushiita
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This fucking photoshoot is going to put me in the hospital.
#harrison ford#the man the myth the legend#honestly its so fucking unfair i was not born early enough to be his controversially young girlfriend#i mean never say never but my window is severely shrinking unfortunately and hes happily married#if i had a time machine the first and only thing im doing is going back in time to be his wife.#i will bear his children i will clean his house i will make him dinner i will sit in his wood shop i will work on his planes#i will fuck him so good harrison give me one chance please lord
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you are pitting Jesus and Santa Claus against each other. I am acknowledging Santa as both a mythic symbol of Christ and a cultural legend based upon a real man whose faithfulness to Christ was used by God to grant common grace not just to the people of Myra but throughout the entire world. we are not the same.
#I know anti-Santa people who are not smug but the anti-Santa influencers are getting smugger and smugger each year#my generation was not raised to cope with loss of childhood#pro-tip: it comes back when you have your own children#I know because I get a taste of it whenever I visit my friends’ kids#mobile#x#Christmas#Christianity#history#mythology#let kids believe in magic again#you know what believing in magic did for me? trained my heart to recognize the wondrous when I see it#trained me to accept that I don’t and can’t know everything#trained me to live by the faith of adherence when i cannot enjoy the faith of assurance (Matthew Henry)#I was the only person in any of my friend groups who ever believed in Santa#and you know why I didn’t feel betrayed to find out I’d misplaced my belief? because Santa is real.#someone moves even terrible parents to give good gifts to their children on the same holy day every year#someone moves the imagination to ensure that the darkest week of the year will produce the most ethereal lights#someone moves the ancient and forgotten back into our conscious present minds#and if you’re wondering whether I’m talking about Jesus or Santa that’s a GOOD thing!#that’s the whole point!#the Santa mythos *impacts* people all over the world. and that is an act of Providence whether you believe in God or not
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first time sketching bingbing (+ random person) with a sad attempt at the arcane style
can you tell i can't draw baby faces. or anything below the torso.
#if you guys have any art tips please give i have almost zero clue what i'm doing#i was actually trying to make bunhe happy but then it was kinda going terribly so i decided to make it a little sad#something feels off about the bunhe sketch but i dont know what it is. maybe its just my inability to draw children#desperately tried to use powder as a reference and failed miserably#ill look back on this and cringe most likely#i might regret posting this#is it just me or does tumblr make every picture blurry#this was an attempt#svsss#mxtx svsss#luo binghe#bunhe#the scum villain's self saving system
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Wake up, Children !!! New BFF dropped !!!
#warhammer 40k#lorgar aurelian#ingethel#ingethel the ascended#word bearers#fanart#my art#doodle#bffsies#4 lyfers#Bringing back my bff to show my children after she gives me visions!! :))#Apologies... I did not do his tattoos because I am lazy ... 😔
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My sister just started rewatching one of those old serials we used to watch ages ago, namely Class of the Titans, and now that I'm incredibly deep into greek mythology and pjo, it's hitting way harder than it did in 2007
#pjo#percy jackson#class of the titans#ta moots this thing is brilliant trust me#it's got season one winx club animation quality#and extremely mid-2000s character designs and tropes#but I think it just adds to the charm#also my girl Nemesis shows up to stalk Ego McGee for an episode#the nerd who never gets the girl ends up stranded on Calypso's island#leaves to do plot stuff and then comes back for her#the season four finale gives off very strong Luke Castellan energy#the gods seem to actually feel some level of responsibility and affection for the children in their care#instead of being demigods everyone is the descendant of an ancient hero#achilles' descendant inexplicably has an ankle brace the whole show#he's also my sister's favourite character so I have a familial obligation to evangelise about his dumb little sandals and one-liners#Q
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a collection of Pride-related picture books I read this June!
#queer lit#queer books#pride month#lgbtq books#two spirit#picture books#kid books#canadian#canlit#kidlit#children's books#book lists#award winning#parents#babies#weddings#i WILL be doing more indepth posts about these just like i normally do#but ha.... the queue is a bit backed up to say the least#so i'll probably be sitting on them for a while#but i wanted to give people a sampling in case anyone was itching to go out and find some queer kidlit!#'pride puppy' / 'mama and mommy and me in the middle' were probably my 2 personal favourites 🤔 but all were pretty solid#well i have Opinions about some but i have Opinions about all kidlit so nothing knew there but there were none that i disliked here#does anyone else have some personal favourites for queer lit? just the existence of queer stories oriented for kids is kinda mindblowing#this did not exist when i was a kid
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Give them back
#give me my itafushi#my beloved children#my sons#i miss them#give them back#itafushi#jjk#jjk official art#jujutsu kaisen
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perfect timing! I'm definitely getting this.
#But I don't know if I should be addressed by my real name or my username#I'm already fine with being called Loganberry or Logan#but that's my internet nickname#but maybe I should also do my real nickname.#who knows but I do hope he does one of those livestreams where he signs the prints and interacts with the fans#just like how Micheal Kovach did a few months back#but other than that#I will so do this!!#i do have my birthday money so yes please!#I want it framed perfectly on my wall.#signature and message especially#it shall be one of my great relics that I would love to confuse my children or grandchildren with#I'll be the old lady that brings up youtube to their grandchildren to show them classical indie animations#“You don't know who Bob Velseb is? *exhausted sigh* Honey would you be a dear and give me my laptop?"#anyways#rambles#random#bob velseb#spooky month
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