#GAMING COMPUTER BUT YOU DONT GAME!
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Tell me why my dad has bought 3 computers with a 4th on the way and he doesn't even know how to use Gmail
#like??????#WHY? WHY!#BLOWING 2K ON NOTHING!#GAMING COMPUTER BUT YOU DONT GAME!#looked in my dads gmail once cuz he needed me to contact some folks for him and this mans gmail was FULL#and we bought the storage for it! it got full again in like a few months! Wyd!
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Pain is a great motivator…
Part 26 || First || Previous || Next
—Full Series—
Meanwhile Toriel:
(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)
Artist note: I’m so proud of this :))) I know it’s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. I’m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!
#CHARA WTF DO YOU MEAN “COMPUTER”????#lol i hope you guys dont hate me for what im doing in the next update.#IS THAT A MAC OS???#Yes......owo''#Kris and the Gang are LITTLE now. I've pixelated them and turned them into little game characters!#FINALLY!!#I never thought I would be going so far in the story to explain WHY Kris pulls out their SOUL and opens Darkfountains even when they killed#Berdly in Chapter 2. Pain can make people do horrible things.#Uhhhhhhhhh anyways. :3 I hope you liked it! I made this post a little too long for my liking and didnt get it out when i wanted too-#but thats okay! As long as people enjoy it :)#bread#art#deltarune chara timeline#deltarune chara timeline comic#seriously though#long post#man am I glad I switched over to the limited color palet! It helps me feel alot more relaxed uwu#This is....way over 16 hours of work q-q#chara#asriel#susie#kris#asriel dreemurr#kris dreemurr#kris deltarune#susie deltarune#deltarune#comic#my art
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#deliver me from being perfect and complete [queue]#you dont ask questions about project mayhem [boards]#slime#clear#lamp#drinks#oranges#tamagotchi#technology#digital#computers#typing#keyboards#gems#crystals#gaming#orange#stim#stim gif#stimboard
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You've probably noticed I seldom post big stuff nowadays and the truth is I'm quite close to graduating my uni. To be exact -- less that three months. I dont recall sharing here what's my grad project or what is even my major. So maybe it's high time I announce it:
Currently I'm working on a series of illustrations in linocut for "Erec and Enide" by de Troyes. It does not look as the usual stuff I post here at all but blame my still-stuck-in-soviet-times uni. Eventually, it all will be turned into a hardcover book
#also im freelancing currently thus commissions are closed due to big burnout#“how do you have time to play computer games” please i dont go outside#lothrics bros and elden ring are the only thing holding me together
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[reverse entry AU]
so glad the work week is over!
no more meetings!
what do you mean its only tuesday.
#isat#in stars and time#isat siffrin#reverse entry au#isat modern office au#isat spoilers#<- not REALLY but its blink and u miss it tbh#and is hardly legible#and probably doesnt make much sense as a spoiler for regular isat tbf#its more of a spoiler if u know the spoiler from isat to begin with????????#i think i am starting to confuse myself on if this is really a spoiler ASFASDAFRA#inspired by my week so far thumbs up#sometimes u end up in too many meetings about the same subject and wonder why you are even here#proceed to zone out till hear key words#tune in and respond#then continue zoning out#omg just like beloved indie game in stars and timeeeee#for legal reasons that is an exaggerated explanation to further enhance the joke thumbs up part 2#alternative takes that build on this same idea include#staring at computer screen in general trying to remember what you were doing#or silently judging a computer program for freezing on you for the seventh time in the past twenty minutes#or just staring blankly at the screen in general as people do yanno thumbs up part 3#oh also to note yea this is not in the office lmao#modern times means sometimes you also get to have wfh days yippeeee so siffrin is in his apartment#the star is probably sitting in the kitchen next to the flavor tree at this moment in time dont worry about it aha#WAIT i just realized i forgor the shine in siffrins eyes OOPS#actually wait nvm this is fine it adds to this i think HAHAHA#okay tag talk over !!!!
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And if you stay, I would even wait all night (or until my heart explodes).
back in my hunger games era 10 years later
#the hunger games#thg#everlark#hayffie#peeta mellark#katniss everdeen#effie trinket#haymitch abernathy#buttercup the cat#the hunger games fanart#my art#brought to you by me on my ipad since i dont have my computer with me
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NASA's #1 Fan
#phil lester#amazingphil#dan and phil#dan and phil games#phan#i'm sure this has already been done but it literally couldnt sleep until i got this idea out of my brain and into the computer#you have no idea what the pink lighting did to me in the keep it or yeet it video#the file sizes were bonkers#i was like phil... phil listen#anyways i dont care if it's uncool to watermark your gifs anymore#san my diego bitch#okay goodnight#chickenchicken#i was rushing when i made this set and i had to go back and fix one of them because it was bothering me so badlyy#sorry#hexagifs
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Danganronpa is actually pretty funny, and here I thought it was ace attorney for edge lord tweens
#the way makoto is so quick to fall in line with like anything someone tells him is so funny#its also really fun to just imagine the things the characters say theyre doing#like when he kneels and begs to use the computer#the 'no! thats not right!' when it doesnt fit like contextually whatsoever ajxksbsks#when you fail so they all vote for makoto LMAO#theyre like we know you werent even a suspect but you annoyed us enough to just let the killer win#the way byakuya and kyoko know all the answers but make makoto do all the work anyways LMAO#im only just past the third trial in the first game so pls no one say anything#its very important to my friend whos making me play it that i dont get spoiled#danganronpa
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this was supposed to be a sketch of what ishmael might look like if he grew his hair out post-canon and i blacked out and woke up to this on my computer. help where have the past two hours of my life gone
no tattoos yet because he's fresh off the sea and in nantucket again for the first time since the pequod. i don't think he's happy to be back guys
#hes so <3#character of all time im so in love. in a non-literal non-romantic sense#guys i dont this obsession with herman melville's 1851 whaling novel is going anywhere guys i think its here to stay. guys help#anyways uhh idk ishmael maybe get on some xanax or something man idk....#i do believe he carried that coffin everywhere like a video game character for the rest of his life btw. i just physically cannot draw it#coffins are a weirdly difficult shape to draw. ill keep trying tho dw. anything for my strange little princess my beau my weirdo#hes like the pet i trap in a glass cage so i can watch him run circles#help im on computer and im physically incapable of shutting up when im talking#i need to draw 50000 comics about him i need to write novels. i need him to be real so i can kill him and play with his innards#who said that#anyways#moby dick#ishmael moby dick#herman melville#alto art#firealpaca#'alto didnt you say you were gonna learn how to draw ahab' shut up and look at my 1000th drawing of ishmael being haunted by a living whale#click for better quality. or dont. maybe the real image quality was the moby dick fanart we made along the way
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heard it's "make a terrible comic" day
Finally hit 10,000 hours this month after starting making comics full time 2.5 years ago
decided to play paper mario instead of making more comics today (I beat it)
#technically I do think that these hours are counted as long as photoshop is open#so really it's how long I've been at my computer. cause photoshop is always open#but...#well not actually always. I close it when I'm gaming and stuff#and watching movies#but this is. yeah#guys when I tell you I work 60 hour weeks I'm not exaggerating#like sure chatting is involved or getting distracted and maybe like#leaving my computer on for a while or something? but uhhh#GRIMACING EMOJI#makeaterriblecomicday2024#I was gonna make the joke 'i make a terrible comic every day!'#but I dont actually think it's terrible. I love it even#but what is terrible#is these fuckin work hours#GJSDLGJSLKGJSKLG#realistically you can cut it down 20-30% just for how bad I focus a lot of the time?#but for the most part. when I am at my computer#I am at least TRYING to get work done#so... GRIMACE EMOJI
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in my head this is how Divine Inspiration works
#cotl#my art#cotl lamb#cotl the one who waits#UGH i miss computer i miss being able to easily edit things😭#if you work with traditional mediums and want to make a comic with black speech bubbles and red text#my first and best piece of advice is: dont#my second piece of advice is#rather than try and do the red text first and then colour black in around it#colour in the whole speech bubble black#then use a paint marker/pen on top. i have a white paint marker so i let it dry and then coloured on top of that with red#do not recommend#anyways. i dont really think narinder would say 'lol idk' HOWEVER the image is funy to me#and also i definitely dont think he gives a shit about how these things affect mortals#i however. initially thought that 'demon possesses ur follower to accompany you into battle' would mean something like#like. they fight and can get KILLED. and run at anything that can aggro like a fucking diablo companion#so i avoided it my whole first playthrough and suffered a lot for it#i got stuck on kallamar and got really stressed about how my followers were dying faster than i could acquire new ones#and also now that i had a full set of doctrines i really regretted some of my choices bc they didnt pair up so well#so i started a new game and decided to be evil#and thats how i ended up fully filling out the folower forms! :]
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#my style exploding when i have to stylize unstylized people#it didnt work#gordon freeman#ive never played the games before and i just started half life 2 cuz it was free#i know my dad has played at least half life. i know cuz he wanted to play with me but i wanted to play with barbies. i was a baby#so i was like ooooh my dad is gonna be stoked if i secretly download half life 2 on his computer#i check to see and he has all the achievements on steam. oh.#so then i roped my brother into it. hes really excited because--get this-- none of his friends know this game so he can flex#hes gonna flex hes more cultured than them#same mf that came up to me like oh my friend is reading this super old manga. you wouldnt know about it. its called berserk.#anyways so i offer ye a shitty sketch#rn im on 'we dont go to ravenholm' and im so confused wasnt dog supposed to come with us?#edit WHAT WHY AM I STILL IN RAVENHOLM???? THE PRIEST LET ME OUT AND THERES STILL ZOMBIES????#LET ME GO!!! LET ME OUT
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AHAHAAHAHJAAJSBSMDJDNDKMXBWHXI???1??!?!!??
#WHEEZING#I CANT YALL IM DYING#YOU CAN DO MANY THINGS WITH THE BUTT-BOUNCE#omfg#im losing it. i am Losing it#pacman#pacman world 2#this would prime streaming material im talking to myself a lot as play but to do that id have to sit in chair and then id have to shower#and i dont wana ;u;#anyway i remembered that the flinstones bowling game exists yesterday#and found it today - it was on ps1 not on computer as i feared#so i found it!!!!#and remembered WAY more of the dialogue/sound queues than i thought i did-which was already a lot#i got all da pins (ง•̀_•́)ง#other than 2 in the final bonus stage cos oH MY GOD????#THE *CAMERA* THE *BULL* THE FUCKING *SNAKES* NOT WORKING TO GET YOU ONTO LEDGES LIKE THEYRE SPOSED TO HALF THE TIME#when i unlocked the first bonus and saw the map/title card screen i was like 'ohno...oh i remember being horrible at this..'#but then it wasnt that bad#cos i was thinking of yOU final bonus rounnd FUCK YOU#EUARGH#its fine im fine im chill im normal#also this is my post so i can ramble in the tags all i want ha#ive always been So so enamoured with old games#that load in chunks and have horrible misaligned textures that are a little blurry cos theyre scaled up#the bowling game is a Prime example of that cos the map is constantly moving forward lMAO so its like .. half a screen of map#and then just VOID that will eventually load in another chunk of half a map as it gets closer but always the Void#stupidass little seagulls too i love them#gop think drag queens are radicalizing us? no...no the capitalistic asshole boss in the flinstones bedrock bowling circa 2000 radicalized m#anyway pacman is FAR too fucking agile in this game its offputting#and the SLIDEY back and forth he does everywhere ooooh my lorde
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#deliver me from being perfect and complete [queue]#you dont ask questions about project mayhem [boards]#lip gloss#makeup#cosmetics#clear#computers#digital#slime#gaming#resin shaker#typing#keyboards#ocean#water#green#stim#stim gif#stimboard
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Been wanting to shout this out since the beginning of whispers in the walls
#dont tell me no one made this connection that is literally impossible#anyway whatever the case im making this again#god i miss watch dogs 1#maaaaybe its because of aiden that i took that computer security lesson taught through ctf#the more you learn the funnier that game becomes#still think watch dogs 1 is the best in the series tho#do you know watch dogs has an app?#yeah thats funny too#warframe#ramble
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having another one of my job-related crises
#where are the jobs for blokes that do fuck all. where are they!!!!!!!#i am quite literally looking for jobs where you do nothing. you do not understand how much i dont want to do anything#granted my current job has a certain amount of doing nothing in that i have the time to look for jobs where i do nothing#but i want to do even more nothing. do you understand#if i lived on my own i probably would consider some weird night shift job#but its probably better i have the routine i have living during the day like a normal person#despite the drawbacks of my cursed routine#where are those jobs i see people making tiktoks about where you do fuck all in the office and send like one email a day. id kill for that#my dream is to be paid for like. mostly sitting somewhere where i can work on my needlepoint#id even do mindless data entry. PLEASE pay me for mindless data entry i love repetitive tasks. if you let me listen to music im unstoppable#ive come across a couple data entry jobs but i think they always require a college degree#and its like oops sorry i never had the time or money for that! still dont! however i can promise you my autism is qualification enough#my dad talks about the market research jobs he used to have and how for like the entry level jobs there#there was clearly so much goof off time they were playing early computer games and shit#but there were like so much more data entry jobs that i guess are obsolete now bc of technology#and its like yes technology good but theyve destroyed an important job category: jobs where you do fuck all#whenever i have one of these crises i also check out gigs n jobs on craigslist and unfortunately everything there seems so sketchy#like every 'personal assistant' job sounds either super pervy or like im going to get serial killed#i should get paid a million dollars a year for doing nothing at all i think#anyway once again my only option is my successful director dreams. would be great if theyd actually happen#<- guy that doesnt spend enough time actually working on creative works in progress#well anyway. such is my mental state today thank you for your time
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