#WHY? WHY!
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Tell me why my dad has bought 3 computers with a 4th on the way and he doesn't even know how to use Gmail
#like??????#WHY? WHY!#BLOWING 2K ON NOTHING!#GAMING COMPUTER BUT YOU DONT GAME!#looked in my dads gmail once cuz he needed me to contact some folks for him and this mans gmail was FULL#and we bought the storage for it! it got full again in like a few months! Wyd!
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
#also yes im aware of the shit CEO and his shit practices f*ck that guy lol#that’s why i wrote the word ‘FAILING’#wow how tf did this get almost 100k notes… social media is flopping so hard#remember fuck the technocracy 🫶
93K notes
·
View notes
Text
comic
#badtober#badtober2024#my art#digital art#batman#bruce wayne#mlp#mlp fim#mlp g4#pinkie pie#mlp pinkie#joker#dc joker#crossover#I really dont know how Ive managed to get this much mileage out of batman X mlp crossover art. Why is my brain stuck on this.#also i cheated a bit for this prompt bc I had that first panel drawn back in August and just made another drawing to turn it into a comic
139K notes
·
View notes
Text
I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.
#christianity#catholic#religion#not heresy#this is why I answer theological questions#laugh all you want#just don’t be loud and wrong
57K notes
·
View notes
Text
Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them
#kai rambles#god i feel old#but im not old#im 24#but im looking at this list like who are any of you?#why did this get 60k notes
63K notes
·
View notes
Text
laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares
#i get WHY but i still think it's hilarious#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#she speaks
72K notes
·
View notes
Text
shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
#interestingly not the most harrowing thing that happened tonight no that was#getting recognized from a podcast. i hope that never happens to me again thats so fucking scary#fuck me and my wretched life why do i always end up exisiting in the public eye while detesting the consequences
79K notes
·
View notes
Text
When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
#textpost#text post#neurodivergent#actually autistic#autism#autistic things#autistic experiences#neurodiversity#why is there a hyperbole in the statement talking about people taking hyperboles literally
103K notes
·
View notes
Text
this is what happened right
#like why is this literally what happened#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic movie#sonic 3#my art
27K notes
·
View notes
Text
stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one#'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot#when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.
75K notes
·
View notes
Text
heartbreaking: the 24yo guy you have an unshakeable crush on only has one other friend and its a teenager whose parents pay his rent
(commission info // tip jar!)
#im rewatching arcane yet again so if theres a sudden uptake in arcane art in the next week or two thats why#jayce talis#caitlyn kiramman#viktor arcane#jayvik#arcane#league of legends#my doods#10k#20k#30k
32K notes
·
View notes
Text
76K notes
·
View notes
Text
Trends on other social media sites:
Try this new dance challenge! Post your glow-up! Get Ready With Me!
Trends on Tumblr:
#idk if WBW is really a ‘trend’ but still#this is why I can’t leave#wet beast wednesday#animals#memes#tumblr#nothing wrong with those other trends though if they’re fun for you get after it!
36K notes
·
View notes
Text
it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply do not enjoy being treated like shit.
101K notes
·
View notes
Text
Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out
Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.
Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?
Bruce: Unfortunately yes.
#bruce wayne#jason todd#duke thomas#batman#my art#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#dick may have actually shitted his pants before#but why would he need to tell Bruce that#Jason and Duke swore not to tell anyone#cuz they brothers#dc
25K notes
·
View notes