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let the hard animal of your body hate what it hates

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How can you say gay sex is pointless when you are with nkari?

" One has nothing to do with the other."

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do you know the south kingdoms have a wolf god as well?

"A false wolf. A dog. A winter-borne cur."

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thoughts on ranged weaponry?

" If it isn't a cannon, it is worthless. You are weak. You are a coward."

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what does skarbrand think about gay sex

" Pointless."

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—Fyodor Dostoevsky

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very quick spicy doodle. more funny than anything lmao

Bro is so short he gotta stand on his tippy hooves when he's giving backshots lmaooooooooo

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Most Bloodthirsters have hooves and in fact, it's not uncommon for zero mortals and very few daemons to have ever seen a Deathbringer sporting anything other than brass-shod cloves for feet. However, Bloodthirsters can also have canine-like paws and even prehensile feet in the manner of an ape or monkey. These are exceedingly rare as to not be recorded by mortals; even daemons who have seen these mutations go eons and eons before encountering such individuals again.

For the latter mutation, the feet function as an additional set of hands, meaning they can hold more armaments. For Bloodthirsters, this is seen as desirable.

Pawed Bloodthirsters tend to be far more stealthy than the loud-hoofed Bloodthirsters.

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just watched this guy fumble two does in a row

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didnt you fuck n'kari?

" No. Only Skarbrand is stupid enough to lay with the Tempter."

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ya'll fuck? cringe

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There's a ceremony going on in Infernius, a rare Khornate ritual that doesn't center murder. Two warriors, a he-mortal and a she-mortal, are locking themselves together in matrimony. Khazaan is there, as the most eligible Bloodthirster to oversee the proceedings, but really he's only around for the food.

The sky blazes red. The head of a great beast, bereft of it's tusks, sits between the newly weds, one worn by each warrior. Khazaan sees to it that his furies carry the Matrimonial skull to the realm of his father...in return for being able to eat the rest of the dead creature of course.

The reception proceeds with fighting...and of course, the odd murder.

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" It bothers you?" Skarbrand tilts his head, a curious sort of malice present in his manner. Khornates were not the best at reading cues from others, especially other non-daemons, but the bitterness he feels and hears from the other is unmistakable.

Another huff from the Reaper.

" It takes murder to sustain life, to right wrongs, to conquer, to live. You need not be ashamed of it."

" It is as natural as breathing. As eating. If you have no qualms with these, why blanche over bloodshed?"

It amused the gunslinger how the demon made it sound like he had committed something that not many other monsters had done. To a human, murder was murder, no matter how it was done. But Vincent was no longer considered human. He understood the high of battle, the chill that came with bloodshed... even if he couldn't control that feeling. It irked him to no end. But when Skarbrand read through his otherwise calm facade, Vincent visibly grimaced, as if the memory sent painful reminders. He turned away, dismissively.

Even he knows that you're a monster... your human form is merely a shell housing the truth. It takes one to know one. "...,What of it?" Vincent responded with a touch of bitterness. No point in hiding it, now.

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Yet another commission by @thefusspot, this time of my lad Slaanesh! He's showing off his legs 👀 lots of power in those things~

Also good morning!