#Fun stories

[liesmultixxx]

work is wild

guys are being so weird towards me and apparently my friend who’s only a couple years older has a whole ass kid😭😭 no judgement of course, I was just surprised because she mentioned it for the first time lol

what’s going on

oh and you know other girls get asked out and stuff but me?

I get asked if I’ve got money 😀

JUST STOP

[themusicgangs]

Heh... I have a fun story, When I'm was playing Pokemon Master EX there an Update and there a Gacha synch for N new costume? (I guess that's what it called) with Zoroark, because I'm have enough gem to gacha on it even though I want to save it up for Ingo and Emmet, but then I'm decided to do it. And also because N was my First Character fiction that I'm falling in love with so I'm trying it out and guess what?

I'M FREAKING GOTTEN HIM IN FIRST TRY!!! WHAT KIND OF POWER OF GOD GIVE ME THIS KIND OF LUCK!?!? I AM VERRY LOVE IT! DIDN'T KNOW MY LUCK WAS GOTTEN GOOD IN THIS FUCKING GAME!!

[mytearsrricochet]

happy Valentine’s Day today marks one year since I’ve had sex at all because the guy I was porkin at the time suddenly told me he’s pro-life because murder “but if I get you pregnant then I’ll pay for the abortion because that’s just different” and I realized I couldn’t keep doin that for the rest of my life and now my hymen has probably grown back

[stanislav-s-vrabtchinskyj]

I remember we had an old fat TV on a table by the window and then we replaced it with a flat one. One day, my grandfather wanted to fix the curtains, he forgot we had another TV, he leaned on it, and both he and the TV fell down.

[artsylittlechild]

My characters Rowan and Ann’s trauma

during the First Battle against the Empire, Rowan had stayed behind rebel lines to try and get as much information about the enemy and try to win the battle. A girl by the name of Bunni had stayed behind to help protect him (that’s what she would say. she knew she was too young to go into battle). Rowan projects his mind into an enemy soldier (because he’s a telepath) behind the lines and just as he was about to tell the others about a crucial bit of information that might help them win, a Bomb of Curses and Fire exploded and him, Bunni, and multiple others lives were taken. Since his mind was projecting into the enemy, when his body had gotten blown up, he had been into an alternate dimension. He will never say what was in that other world, too afraid of what might happen if he did (it was WAY too horrific, in his mind, to tell anyone else about it).

Ann, however, was on the front lines, battling the enemy with the help of the Rebellion. She was filled with so much uncontainable rage from Azrail’s beheading that she slaughtered anyone and everyone in her way. Inha, the leader of the Empire, was fighting alongside her troops, hoping to bring her darling girlfriend (long story short: Inha is basically immortal and Ann is a clone of her best friend/situationship that had betrayed her. she still loved her, no matter how every single time her and her clones had betrayed her) towards the ‘winning’ side. they fought and Ann, clouded with her rage, had tried to kill her with the Staff of Greatness, ultimately failing with her lack of self control. Inha is disappointed with her acts of treason, and holds her lifeless body up so all of the Rebellion may see what how helpless they are without her and the Empire. Inha throws her body back down and walks off the battlefield, ordering her troops to ‘kill every last one of those helpless fools’. it’s an all-out bloodbath from there on out. almost everyone gets killed except for a good handful. in the aftermath, none of the soldiers clean it up. the say that Inha wanted this as a monument to the Empire’s great power. Neride and Dustin both carry Ann’s body back to their ship (they had called Merina, who was the new captain, to bring the ship to the planet they were on since they were hiding out on another planet for safety and repairs). Ann gets healed by Neride’s brother, Hendrix. Inha thinks Ann is dead and begins to more closely regard another clone (I still haven’t figured out her name yet. yes it’s a she because Inha would kill all the male clones. she said it was because they would ruin Kiara’s memory).

long story short, Ann eventually defeats Inha and gains tons of more trauma whilst thinking Rowan’s dead. Rowan comes back a few weeks before the Final Battle that ended Galactic War 5, finding out that everyone thought he was dead (they even had a whole funeral for everyone. Ann has a picture frame of him in her room) and that Ann was off on a mission to retrieve the last stone for the Staff of Greatness.

anyways, GW5 ends and they all live happily ever after :3

Dustin (a demon-like young man at this point. has a fairly strong build and can be a little intense, but is a kind and fun person when you get to know him) gets married to Hendrix (a young, lean man with snake like features: yellow eyes with slit pupils, a long forked tongue, can spit acid, skin always cold. also very good at healing others). Neride (same features as Hendrix, but more butch and is in her early 30s after the timeskip) doesn’t date anyone (she’s a single badass bitch). Merina (reddish-brown skin, bright blue and pink braids with matching irises, golden pupils. is a shapeshifting dragon. has an indent on her chest, just above her breasts, where a stone used to be. she had had the Pink Stone for the Staff of Greatness for the longest time) dates an airmaid (literally the air version of a mermaid with feathers instead of scales). Ann and Rowan also date for LONGEST time. [I have more characters that portrait to this story if you want me to explain them as well :3]

[moonaraydesystem]

STORYTIME WITH THE MOONARAYDE SYSTEM EPISODE 5 OUT NOW!

[theimaginationstationpodcast]

The Beaver's Home: A Heartwarming Tale of Survival and Nature's Hidden Dangers 🌿🦫

From Ages 8-12.In a serene forest, a hardworking beaver spends his days fortifying his riverside home against the looming threat of winter. But his peaceful life is disrupted when strange, unnatural sights emerge in the distance—mysterious clouds, foul odors, and towering “trees” that glimmer unnaturally. Driven by curiosity, the beaver ventures into uncharted territory, only to witness…

[beyourghost]

and obviously you find yourself thinking oh i do wish i could get severed to do this one thing. would you actually maybe not. but you do wish you didn't have to undergo medical procedures you do wish you didn't have to do the things that give you anxiety you do wish you didn't have to do tedious tasks that barely even require you to be present for them. it's tempting. that's why the premise works. but the premise is also that somebody has to do it. somebody has to go to the dentist and somebody has to get on that plane and somebody has to write those thank you notes. just like somebody has to clean the house and somebody has to harvest the food you eat and somebody has to make the clothes you wear. you can't eliminate inconvenience you can only delegate it. you can't eliminate suffering you can only delegate it. and always the easiest way to live with this is to see that somebody as less than. less than you less than people. and if that somebody has to wear your body to do it well maybe it's not all that different. they're not a person. you are. it's capitalism all the way down baby

[paintedcrows]

When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot

[aniseandspearmint]

just having some fun with interesting fantasy imagery! Give it a reblog, if you play, please? And tell me WHY you picked what you picked if you want?

[calicobunnyrabbit]

most precious daydream

thinkin about lucanis' struggle with his wants vs. familial expectations, rook being a catalyst for his reach for freedom and understanding the crows from an outside perspective, and all of the cut content and epilogue scenes ...

[shanklin]

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

[ghostofchaosyettocome]

When my sister and I were younger we saw "Herbie goes bananas". We only watched it once and I honestly could not tell you the plot. But for whatever reason, one part has always stuck with us, and we'll randomly quote it to each other.

I don't remember how the guy gets into the situation, but he owns a cruise ship and for whatever reason he's stuck in this non English speaking country and for whatever reason is in danger of losing his ship, but the person he's on the phone with doesn't speak English well, so he's having trouble communicating. The part that we quote is such:

"your sheep?"

"No, that's baba this is toot toot!"

(after the owner fails to save his ship) "My sheep...😭"

Usually one will start with "your sheep?" and the other will respond with the second line, and we both say the last line together XD it's legit one of my favorite things and we always end up cracking up afterwords 🥰

Tell me about a joke that you and your family absolutely lose your shit over that other people would not get.

Tell me about the very unique way you pick on each other.

Or tell me about a pop culture reference your family will never let die and you’ve never heard any other family use it.

*chin on hands* I just love hearing these stories. (I’m obsessed with little loser microcultures like families and very niche fandoms) So lay it on me.

[aleatoryw]

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy one year anniversary to In Stars and Time!