#Fourth Doctor

[blueboxofsnark]

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Come watch Doctor Who, we got:

grumpy grandpa

cosmic hobo

james bond

sherlock holmes if he was 100x more unhinged

cries at romance movies

traffic light cosplayer

comedian who plays 4D chess with everyone

whimsical guy who's witnessed horrors

the war

get them big ass fuckin ears out the way of the caption god damn

david tennant

bowtie mcbigchin

angry old scottish man

woman

david tennant again

mitosis

[smallerontheoutside]

i love how in stones of blood k9 deleted every single bit of knowledge he had about tennis

and this was then simply not mentioned again

[alltoowellsscarf]

Doctor who needs to bring back giving companions random alien doppelgangers with no explanation why they look the same because classic who was crazy for doing this twice

[natequarter]

HALF-FACE MAN: I will not die. I will reach the promised land. DOCTOR: There isn't any promised land. This is just— It's a superstition that you have picked up from all the humanity you've stuffed inside yourself. HALF-FACE MAN: I am not dead.

DOCTOR: Perhaps they haven't let you in on the secret, Login. Shall I tell him, gentlemen?  GARIF: Secret?  DOCTOR: Yes! And the fraud of perpetual movement. The endless tasks going round and round. The same old components being removed and replaced.  LOGIN: No, Doctor, that's too harsh. The preparations are necessary.  DOCTOR: Preparations? For what? This Starliner isn't going anywhere.

DOCTOR: I am alone. The world which shook at my feet, and the trees and the sky, have gone. And I am alone now. Alone. CLARA: Are you translating? DOCTOR: The wind bites now, and the world is grey, and I am alone here. Can't see me. Doesn't see me. Can't see me. CLARA: Who can't see it? I think all of London can see it.

WILF: Yeah, but I thought, when I saw you before, you said your people could change, like, your whole body.  DOCTOR: I can still die. If I'm killed before regeneration, then I'm dead. Even then, even if I change, it feels like dying. Everything I am dies. Some new man goes sauntering away, and I'm dead. 

ANDRED: I didn't know you were cursed just as we are. LEELA: Cursed? ANDRED: With living long enough to experience the consequences of our own actions, down through the centuries.

NEFRED: You accuse us of wilful procrastination?  DOCTOR: Yes! The wilful procrastination of endless procedure. You want to hold onto the old order.  NEFRED: You understand a great deal, Doctor.  DOCTOR: True.  NEFRED: But not everything.  DOCTOR: That's certainly true.

TORVALD: Your continuity, Madam. A circle of misery that never, ever ends.

DOCTOR: Lethbridge-Stewart? My dear fellow, how nice to see you again.  MUNRO: He knows you, sir.  BRIGADIER: But he can't do. Look here. Can you hear me? Who are you?  DOCTOR: Don't you recognise me?  BRIGADIER: I'm positive we've never met before.  DOCTOR: Oh, dear. Oh, I can't have changed that much, surely? 

LEELA: You pretend to be one thing when you are really another, you have lived your life behind a mask for so long that now that mask is your own face.

LEELA: My one heart knows the truth. You have two hearts just as you have two faces, and neither speaks the truth. ANDRED: I didn't set out to betray you, Leela. I was confused after the regeneration. You know what it's— No. No, you don't know what it's like. How could you?

DOCTOR: How long can I keep doing this, Clara? Burning the old me, to make a new one?

DOCTOR: Can't I ever have peace? Can't I rest?  BILL: Of course you can.  NARDOLE: It's your choice.  BILL: Only yours.  NARDOLE: We understand.  DOCTOR: No. No, you don't. You're not even really here. You're just memories held in glass. Do you know how many of you I could fill? I would shatter you. My testimony would shatter all of you. A life this long, do you understand what it is? It's a battlefield, like this one, and it's empty. Because everyone else has fallen.

LIZ: Do you know him?  BRIGADIER: What? No, I thought I might do, but he's a complete stranger. I've never seen him before in my life.

CARDINAL: Pope Benedict said that you were more in need of confession than any man breathing. But when the offer was made, you replied it would take too much time. On behalf of the Catholic Church, the offer stands. You seem like a man with regret on his mind.

DOCTOR: You are a broom. Question. You take a broom, you replace the handle, and then later you replace the brush, and you do that over and over again. Is it still the same broom? Answer? No, of course it isn't. But you can still sweep the floor. Which is not strictly relevant, skip that last part. You have replaced every piece of yourself, mechanical and organic, time and time again. There's not a trace of the original you left. You probably can't even remember where you got that face from.

[bribun96]

"I worry about you." 🥺🥺

[unifiedintelligencetaskwhores]

"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"

"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"

[aziraphaleapologist]

i’ve only seen a few episodes of four’s era but i found this outtake and i’m fuckinf crying because of it. why does he say it as if that’s his actual line

[pizzacade]

Plus the console used by the late Eleventh-Twelfth Doctor.

Diagrams included in the TARDIS Type 40 Instruction Manual of the default console unit.

Plus a similar one in Doctor Who Magazine's The Essential TARDIS.

And a detailed diagram of the components of the updated console unit used by Doctors 5-7.

[notyoujamie]

And we didn't stop for a second to say, "What the hell?"

[haventacluewhatimdoing]

Love that this alien arm is clearly just green bubblewrap. 70s prosthetics I love you

[gallifreyanhotfive]

RENEGADE TIME LORD WRAPPED

You have dematerialized in your TARDIS 3 times 🫥 this year, but only because you prefer traveling in the late 1900s and earlier 2000s.

You have traveled in 2 different TARDISes, you cheating whore 👎.

The Hostile Action Displacement System has kicked in 13 times ⚠️.

You successfully piloted your TARDIS to Heathrow Airport 0 times ✈️.

You have lost your memory 4 times 🧠.

You got stuck in 301 time loops ⏳️.

You have battled your on-again off-again situationship 134 times 🤼‍♂️.

You have collected 3 individuals from other worlds 👥 to travel with you.

You have accidentally destroyed 8 star systems 🌠.

You have meddled in the development of 87,912 different cultures 👋.

You have almost died 12,342,915 times 💀.

You have accidentally become a god 1 time 👑, which qualifies as a Class Two Intervention, so you really ought to be vaporized.

Your most traveled to planet was Earth 🌎.

You have regenerated 1 time this year 🔥, which is concerning because you also regenerated last year, and don't you think you're burning through your lives a bit quickly?

You have broken the Laws of Time 13,411,843 times 🚓. That's in the top 0.1% of Time Lords!

Your definition of a year has changed 8,541,823 times this year 🗓, making this Wrapped very difficult to complete.

[claraoswalds]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DOCTOR WHO (November 23, 1963)

[thepsychiccircus]

Just a few Doctor Who textpost memes I made :D

[weedle-testaburger]

this will always be the greatest moment in the history of doctor who documentaries tbh

[natequarter]

it is objectively hilarious that in his travelling with relatable contemporary humans days the fourth doctor mocks humans for being so very different to time lords and then is forced to put up with three companions who don't know shit about twentieth century earth and accidentally becomes the relatable contemporary human