#FUCK NOOOOOO

[ninthform]

BEN WHAHS WNEMWN NOOOOOO

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[stump-not-found]

mabel pines #1 hater

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

he's squeaky toy. to me.

[papanowo]

was looking thru the mermaid au tag on ao3 a couple months ago and realised bones is rarely the mermaid so i sought to change that

[itsdefinitely]

i had a vision

[colinrobinsonscardigan]

I do broadly love the LOTR films, but I do wish they used Gimli less for comic relief. They should have use Legolas.

[drac0line1nn1t]

Hello Tumblr,

I'm back and still in the middle of fuck ass nowhere, so you know what that means, more phone drawings of my favourite old men yaoi

[greendest1ny]

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[shotmrmiller]

One night stand sd! Simon sending you a text at work that reads

“We miss you 🥺” with a image attached you only see the notification tho, so when you open it thinking the image is of bubba you get jumpscared by the image of his red leaky tip, his massive hand grasping it tightly and you just quickly slam your phone screen side down, but its too late its already saying you’ve seen his message

goD!!!

now tells you to send him a pic of his girls (your holes)

blocked.

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

mullet stan, calling ford and actually talking for the first time: h-hey, ford, i uh- look, i know you’re probably still mad at me and i completely get it, i do, i won’t bother you again after this if you never want to hear from me again, but i just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. y’know, we both turn 25 today, seemed like a good milestone to give you a call

ford: huh. oh. happy birthday, stan

stan: …what’s that noise?

ford: what noise

stan: the scratching sound in the background?

ford: oh, uh. i’m filling in the entirety of my chalkboard right now. with chalk

stan: why?

ford: hngh don’t know

stan: …i, uh. i kinda thought you’d be more mad at me

ford: i have come to accept that the future is simply not an option for me and i would have failed either way

stan: what, no, don’t say that <:[

ford: stanley, i bought an entire chalkboard for my scientific projects and i’m sitting on the floor using all of my chalk to scribble the entire surface in. my hands are paper white. i’m probably going to suffocate and die after this

stan: that doesn’t mean you’re a failure

ford: i’m doing it because i’m a failure, not the other way around. anyway, how are you

stan: hiding from a gang that wants the rest of my teeth

ford: i have an attic in my house in the middle of the woods you can hide in

stan: is. is that an invitation

ford: yeah

stan: …what state are you in?

ford: oregon

stan: i should be able to afford enough gas to get there…what’s the address?

ford: 618 gopher road, gravity falls

stan: i’ll be there in a week maybe

ford: okay, i’ll. try to make the house livable until then

stan: (hangs up)

ford: …

ford: …what did he mean, ‘the rest of his teeth’

[sualne]

i've been listening to this song nonstop for over week now so maybe i'll use it for an animatic with the vamp au or smth

[visenyaism]

personally i do think that daemon leaving his wife at her lowest moment to go on his midlife crisis riverlands bender where he grooms a teenager and burninates the countryside a little bit before giving up and waiting in harrenhal to murder suicide aemond is probably important to his character, but honestly the revisionism where he’s actually chasing aemond who is running away all around the riverlands trying to CAPTURE him like a common varmint is so funny I might just roll with it 

[i-ate-the-rats]

just found this blog and i am so fucking obsessed??? omg???? literally graced my eyes with your gorgeous art. thank you for your service

LMAO DON'T GIVE ME THIS IDEAS DON'T DONNNNNTT

[legogender]

how it feels knowing we r gonna get morro and evil jay and arin corruption arc in the same season

[ashertickler]

aaron and smartass.

enemies to lovers.

i'm talking office tensions, forced proximity, interpersonal standoffs, and miscommunication

JUST SAYING. THAT WOULD BE DEVOURED BY ME AND MY FELLOW AARON STANS... NEED IT SO BADLY... UGH GIMME IT FIC WRITERS PLSSS