#FOURTH?????

[laserlem0n]

watched ryan’s christmas wish today. feeling the christmas spirit

[gayafsowhat]

💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome \( ˆoˆ )/ 💌

SHWHHSHSHS AH HI GOOD MORNING I LOVE YOU

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[whatsnewalycat]

Made this for u 💝

[aropride]

[unifiedintelligencetaskwhores]

"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"

"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"

[ayo-edebiri]

#The third season of Good Omens looks really good

[lalalychee]

closer than you know

i've been working on this painting for over 3 months and i am exhausted 💀 so excited to be done with it. i'm really proud of it though!! it's definitely the most detailed painting i've done in quite some time.

(please be sure to zoom in to see all the little details i worked so hard on!)

[stil-lindigo]

this 4th of July, please consider donating to some palestinian escape funds that are close to meeting their goal!

1.Urgent Relief : Help Shadi's Family Evacuate Gaza - $12,058 / 15,000 < ONLY $3000 AWAY

(vouched for and vetted on twitter)

2. Help Moayed Escape the War in Gaza to Safety - €3,100 / 10,000

(vouched for and vetted on twitter)

3. Trapped Family in Gaza Appeals for Help to Survive - €32,430 / 38,000 < ONLY $5570 AWAY

(verified by @/nabulsi and @/el-shab-hussein)

4. Help Anas family in Gaza- $12,257 / 20,000

(verified and vetted by @/nabulsi)

5. Help two sisters from Gaza to achieve their dreams - €22,108/ 30,000

6. Help My Gazan Family Escape War: Urgent Aid for Surgery - $15,670 / 25,000

(vouched for by Thaer from this separate fund)

[machine-unlearning]

TWO SLICE BREAD AND ONE SLICE MEAT COOKED OUTSIDE IN SUMMER HEAT TOPPED WITH SAUCE AND ONE BIG LEAF NAMED LIKE HAM BUT MADE WITH BEEF

HAMBURGER - THE 'MERICAN FOOD HOT OFF GRILL AND BARBECUED

[cringecorp]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[aziraphaleapologist]

i’ve only seen a few episodes of four’s era but i found this outtake and i’m fuckinf crying because of it. why does he say it as if that’s his actual line

[lesbianjudasiscariot]