#FICTIONAL PUSSY BRO HELP

[abbyiceps]

sorry if i come out as weirdo but

this woman right is the luckiest for not being real cause if she was, I'd give her so much head she'd fucking faint every day and every damn night. idfc

[eccentricallygothic]

| Big Brother |

Description: Fermin does not like to share you with anyone. 

Pairing: Dark Step-Brother!Fermin | Naive Step-Sister!You.

Disclaimer: This story is purely a work of fiction and does not represent Fermin Lopez in any way. It also contains dark and mature content so browse at your own discretion, please. Minors do not interact. 

Warning(s): Dubcon/Noncon, Fermin is mean, dark!Fermin, infantilization, unprotected p-in-v, spanking, degradation, dacryphilia, dumbification, possessive!Fermin, obsessive behaviors, ddlg vibes. 

Note: The Pedri one is gonna be much bigger as it has my favorite trope and Spanish man so it'll have to wait, unfortunately. Until then… 

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Fermin does not like to share you with anyone. He doesn't know when exactly his contempt for his step-father's daughter turned into this but he doesn't care. Nor does he try to rationalize it anymore.

You are his, as he is yours.

It's quite simple, really. You're family and no one can or should come between you. No one will ever be as sincere with you like your family– he is and being the naive little thing you are, you should know that big brother always knows best. 

It doesn't matter even if he's younger than you. 

Fermin says it's all about what's in the head.

And yours is as empty as a wooden doll's.

So you say nothing and simply whimper as your head lowers when he roughly drags you inside the house by your arm before taking you to his room. You want to speak up; tell him about the forgotten kid in the park that you're supposed to be babysitting.

But you know better than to speak when big brother is angry. 

What he says goes. 

And so you're bent over his study table within the next new minutes with your skirt pushed all the way up to your waist while you sob uncontrollably and take your punishment.

“I- I am sorry, big brother– ah!” Your back twists upwards when yet another ruthless rap resounds against your tender skin that is flush with a deep shade of red. “I- I swear! I was only helping Lucia swing– ouch!” A rough hiccup rips out of your throat when your brother refuses to show you any mercy. “Please!” Fermin is not in the mood to listen. 

But he can never be wrong. Because he is big brother. So the fault is definitely yours. How many times has he told you not to speak to other boys? But you are one disobedient little sister! Big brother only wants what is best for you and to protect you because all boys except for him are pigs who only want to take advantage of you! 

“I knew this job was a bad idea” your form stills and your blood runs cold. Slap. But no scream comes out of you this time. Oh no. “You're too little to be out by yourself let alone handle another kid” his voice is low; the deadly calm of his tone causing your knees to tremble. “I fucking knew it–”

“NO! NO BIG BROTHER, PLEASE!” You are absolutely powerless against him so if he pulls the plug on your job, no one will be able to let you keep it. “I swear! That boy came to me first! I swear! I have no idea who he was!”

Fermin grimaces as he clenches his already tense jaw so hard that it ticks. He lands another harsh spank on your quivering ass. Of course. You didn't even notice how that boy has been circling you and Lucia in the park for a few days now, having finally mustered the courage to speak to you only today as you are known as Fermin's sister. 

“I am s- sorry…” You draw your words out as you feel him snatch the tatter of your panties away. “I promise I'll b- be better n- now, big bro-ther, p- please just- OH!” Your eyes squeeze shut as you break into another fit of sobs from the powerful slap that lands on your bare folds now. 

“Tsk, how many times do I have to teach you the difference between punishment time and play time, huh little sis?” A loud squelching noise sounds in the air as he spreads your drenched pussy lips. “Shamelessly making a mess all over big brother's desk during her punishment like a silly little slut, tsk” the blood under your already flush cheeks bubbles as you whimper. 

“S- Sorry, big brother…” Your toes curl as he goes about feeling up your mound. “C- Can't help…” Your teeth pull your bottom lip between them when one of his fingers start to toy with the sensitive band of your entrance. “P- Please… help…” Fermin has taught you to come to him whenever you feel funny between your legs because you have a serious condition that must be kept a secret if you don't want the scary hospital people to take you away from your home and big brother forever. Thankfully, he knows how to fix it so all you have to do is to go to him whenever it happens. Your big brother is the best, really. Because he doesn't help you like meanie doctors with bitter medicine but instead plays with you in an admittingly odd but fun way that is stranger than anything you've ever done but it is also what you can only describe as very nice at the same time. 

“Tsk, are we in a position to make demands?” You wince at the way he scolds you before landing one last powerful smack to your pussy, making you cry aloud as you crash into the desk you are bent over from the force. “Disobeying big brother and putting yourself at risk and then whining about help, I spoil you too much, don't I little sis?” You bite your lip as you hear his fly go undone. 

Oh God. 

He takes you unprepared sometimes when he is angry or unhappy. 

Today is going to be one of those days. 

If only his junior -as he likes to refer to it- wasn't so big, you wouldn't be so scared. 

Because his girth has nearly ripped you many a time. 

“Whining for weeks because all your little friends were getting babysitting jobs and so you wanted to get one too…” Your fingers tightly curl around the edges of the desk as you feel his thick tip press against your entrance, his warm big hands clasping around your sides firmly. “Misbehaving with big brother and throwing all kinds of tantrums…” Well, yeah. You did give him the cold shoulder until he agreed. “Assuring him you would be fine only to do this–” his last words nearly melt into a hiss as he jerks his hips against yours with a powerful thrust and in comes plunging his hard shaft. 

“BIG BROTHER!” A most vile moan escapes you as the upper half of your body goes limp over the smooth surface of the desk. 

“Just imagine if I wasn't out front fixing my bike?” He is beginning to get breathless, huge cock moving between your channel of flesh and out of you slow yet rough. “And if I didn't save you in time?” A spank delivers onto your bruised ass but it is much lighter than all the other ones you have been subject to this evening. “Do you have any idea how badly that could have ended for you?” But his reproaches are no more than background buzz for you now. Your eyelids have gotten droopy and your senses are melting. 

Big brother's dick is inside you and his thick veins angrily pulsate against your bare, sensitive flesh in the best way and that's all that matters.

“Hnnng” your lips feel dry as you bite down on them, your back arching and pussy squelching out a whine when he pulls out nearly all the way. “Big brother– AH!” His hands restrain you from moving along the force of his cock this time around so all of him can be buried deep within your cunt instead of your body slamming into the desk.

“Or maybe… big brother isn't enough for you now, huh? Is that it?” Your eyebrows furrow at his words as your eyes struggle to open because his movement is beginning to get frequent… and not in a nice way. “Is that why you're going around town like a stupid little slut with her silly little pussy in need of fixing?” Your body can't help but rock a little despite his hold on your hips as the stiff skin of his cock grazes against your sensitive flesh faster and faster with each thrust. When you continue to mewl and clench around him instead of answering, Fermin clicks his tongue before he lands a slap on one of your ass cheeks, his fingers coiling around your hair. “Well?!”

“N- No!” Your features twist in discomfort when you feel the band of your entrance forcefully expand around the base of his cock in order to accommodate his balls since your pussy is so wet and your walls so greedy that they want to devour all the dick he has to offer. “B- Big brother w- will always be e-nough for me!” Your neck cranes backwards as you feel him tug at your strands while his bottom half claps against yours loudly. 

“That's fucking right” your mouth falls open when his tip works its way up your cunt and finds the spot where your nerves are sensitive today, the harsh thrust causing your head to spin. “And you better remember that the next time a silly little boy approaches you” neon stars began to appear in your vision as he moves you down and onto the table before his hands roughly move to your thighs, his hips violently snapping against yours all the while. The sound of the other side of the desk colliding with the wall next to it fills your hot ears as you feel Fermin spread your legs as far as they can go, his ballsack sinking into your sore yet much gratified entrance with each thrust now. 

“Tell me you're mine” you feel him bend one of your legs before placing your knee on the table to access you even deeper. “Tell me you're all mine!”

“BIG BROTHER!” You are panting desperately like a bitch in heat, your tight insides on the verge of your first of many orgasms of the day. “I– AH! I AM– OH!” His fingers slip between your cunt and the smooth wooden top of the desk. 

Fermin's back drapes over your back as you feel his lips hover over your ear, his coarse digits gliding across your slippery folds. “Say it and big brother will give you the cummies” he kisses the tear stains on your flushed face. “You like the cummies right?” He speaks to you like one does a child while obliterating you like you are his very own personal whore (you are). You vehemently nod, grunting and whining as you focus on holding yourself back because cumming without big brother's permission is prohibited and you are in enough trouble already. 

“I AM Y- YOURS, BIG BROTHER! A- ALL YOURS! O- ONLY YOURS!” You scream out in agony, feeling yourself overcrowded, overstuffed and overstimulated all at once. “P- PLEA–” 

Fermin loves your sobs of pure wanton. “Cum for big brother” as if a switch goes off, your orgasm barrages through you like a dam coming undone. Temporary vertigo fills your ears as your pussy tightly clenches around his hard shaft that is still pounding your seeping cunt just as hard. Your vision falters and your body gives up as the upper half of your body that you were barely keeping upright drops against the table with a soft thump. 

Your body spasms as your toes curl from the overstimulation but you know better than to complain. Big brother does so much for your protection and pleasure, it is only fair that you returned the favor by being nice to him back. Yes, he is difficult to satiate and one cummie is never enough for him. 

But taking care of each other is what family is all about.

… Right? 

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I appreciate feedback >.< Also I can't believe I neglected exam prep for this lmfaooo <3 

[purple-obsidian]

I'm in love w your writing Arkham knight bc on one hand that while series has me screaming at the girl bc she's really a horror movie protag making dumb choices to me. Like- “Bitch are you stupid!?!? LEAVE!!! FLEE, BITCH, FLEE!!!!” she quit her job to be with an abusive man,, it's quite literally the DUMBEST choice a woman can make BUT!!! At the same time, I think it's very relatable to put your own welfare on the back burner for a person you love bc they're suffering, and Jason Todd, man that he is, suffered more than Jesus. But, aT THE SAME TIME, she really gave that man some pussy after a domestic violence episode, what is wrong with her? Is her self esteem low? Why wasn't she gone when he came out of the bathroom? Does she have a death wish? Bc she is willingly in what is a both physically and verbally abusive relationship with a TRAINED KILLER. Why is she ignoring how dangerous he is to stay with him, when its apparent to her that her presence is not helping him, and he does not make her happy and she justifiably feels unsafe?

hi there, anon. thanks for sending in the ask!

i encourage you to think of my writing as a horror movie, like you mentioned. because this is all fiction, and anyone that finds themselves in a situation similar to this irl should absolutely leave immediately.

this is dark fiction. for entertainment only, and should not be viewed as an example of a healthy dynamic or healthy relationship. reader could be sticking around for a lot of reasons. i imagine jason was her first boyfriend. not only that, but he was robin, boy wonder, charming and athletic, sweet and caring, and they were in love. and then he fucking died, bro. she mourned him for over a year, praying and begging that it was all a bad dream and she would wake up and have him waiting there for her. she didn't grieve properly, and like many people who lose a partner, reader struggled to move on and find happiness. living in gotham didn't help her any, either. especially with the events leading up to and including the arkham series.

and then he does come back. he is alive. at first she thinks her prayers are answered. when reader finds out what happened to jason, i mean- just imagine the guilt and anguish she felt over not knowing, and not looking for him when he was all alone and suffering. jason doesn't hesitate to remind her, either. the guilt tripping and constant accusations are a new habit of his, courtesy of joker and harley quinn. her sweet, loving boyfriend is now a tortured ghost of his former self. she feels like she failed him, and after idolizing their relationship in her mind for the past couple years, reader is yearning for what once was.

she stays because she loves him. she stays because she feels guilty, like she owes him. she stays because she knows that he needs someone to be there for him, and she's the only one he will let in. most of all, though, i think she says because gotham needs jason todd, and she hopes that jay will find himself and step up now that batman is 'gone'.

its not healthy. reader is not acting in her own best interest. but hey, who know what will happen in part 3.

xoxo sid

[hyunsvngs]

LOL THE INCEST ASK WAS SO BOLD but don’t feel embarrassed i think it might not be a lot of people’s thing but at the end of the day this is just fiction and if someone doesn’t like it then don’t read yk!!! but also juno i love that you literally write almost everything for the darksided crazy messed up girlies like seriously… thank you for your service🫡

with that being said now i’ve got perv step bro ji on the brain… maybe he’s a virgin too so he can’t help it when his cock gets all drippy when he walks past his little sisters room and can see you changing through the crack in the door! remembers that you just got out of the shower so he runs to the bathroom to steal your panties off the floor and goes back to his room to jerk off with them shoved in his face >< the smell of your pussy has him drunk and so so hard and leaky he just wants to eat you out and get you all wet for him so he can rub his cock on ur messy cunt until he cums all over your tummy so he can lick it up and spit it into your mouth or fuck it into your sloppy hole with his fingers :3 gross boy

cums so hard to the thought of fucking you with your legs on his shoulders or you riding him while you tell him how gross and perverted he is for cumming with his sisters dirty panties in his face but it really just makes his orgasm soo much better because he’s such a slut for being told how dirty and fucked up he is… i’m seriously crazy for perv ji

oh oh oh also mean bro seungie… but i think my brain will explode if i think about that too hard

- 🦨 hope this didn’t cross a line or anything LOL.

OH THIS SOOOO DIDNT CROSS A LINE FRIEND… AND IM GLAD IM KEEPING ALL THE DARK FUCKED UP GIRLIES SATED BECAUSE I AM ONE OF U… I AM ONE OF U

HE SOOOO WANTS TO BE DEGRADED WITH HIS SISTER’S PUSSY IN HIS FACE!!!! WOULD CUM UNTOUCHEDDD UFHDJDJF

PLEASE SEND ANOTHER ONE FOR MEAN BRO SEUNGMIN LFMAOAHDJD I NEEDSDDDD IT

♡ juno

[0scar-piastri]

Study in gay

According to a study 1/4 people are gay, meaning there are 5 gay people on the f1 grid. This is just me taking the piss, it is not serious, I am not speculating, it is fiction! So don’t come at me bros! It’s supposed to be funny!

Is:

Charles Leclerc, has know he’s gay since forever, don’t make a big deal out of it, but scared it’ll get out (like new, dumb FIA rules and all) hence the thick beards, in love with one Max Emilian Verstappen

Max Verstappen, has experimented with Pierre.. a lot Max Verstappen, bi, grown up around narrow mindedness but in a very accepting society (Netherlands) as a whole, now doing his best to be the opposite of narrow minded, he is succeeding. Probably the one to have made out with the most guys on the grid, especially when drunk/high.

Lando Norris, gay, there is this viiiiibe, probably doesn’t know it yet, like I said he thinks men flirting with him are just being friendly, has definitely drunkenly made out with Max and liked it, but you know that’s what friends do when drunk, no?

Lewis Hamilton, he really doesn’t care what gender he ends up with.. very confident in himself and his sexuality, would slay in drag, one stare has haters cowering, not a stranger to threesomes with a guy and girl (according to my hubby) also had that thing with Nico

Pierre Gasly, bi, he is French

Not:

Sebastian Vettel, straight but undying support, has dabbled in his youth, he is the definition of accepting grid dad, very helpful to confused, questioning f1 children

Lance Stroll, was the one finding the study and sharing with the other drivers, thinking that he is one of the gay ones, it really isn’t, funny man loves pussy

Alex Albon, I mean look at him and Lily, I would go for lily too tbh

George Russel, same as Alex but idk his wag’s name

Fernando Alonso, ancient man doesn’t even know what gay is?? Still think it means happy tbh.. So not woke

Carlos Sainz Jr, allegedly there have been some comments made?? Idk he’s kinda fruity to me, especially where Lando’s concerned

Danny Ric, straight as an arrow, wholly supportive, would step up if a fake boyfriend was needed, would take down any homophobic asshole harassing his boys, could probably get in a relationship with a man, but loves eating pussy too much

Nicholas Latifi, wholly accepting, same league as Seb, but without the dabbling

Mick Schumacher, idk used to have a crush on Harry Styles, but who hasn’t?

Yuki Tsunoda, Pierre is the love of his life, but like platonically, he is 100% scared of girls tho..

Zhou Guanyu, quiet guy, but dicks down girls left and right because of his impeccable sense of fashion

Sergio Perez, lmao just no, traditionalist through and through

Esteban Ocon, dunno much about him tbh, though I think he is cute, no gay vibes about him tho, could definitely star as Count Dracula in a movie?? Now that’s a vibe.

Valtteri Bottas, dat ass tho, it’s a favorite in the lgbtq community, would politely decline any advances from the same gender, he knows he does not like dick like that

Kevin Magnussen, doesn’t do labels, but has a kid with a female sooo

[umemiyan]

The holy trinity

big brother Ume, crazy cousin Choji and little brother Sakura

STOP IT BECAUSE YOU’RE SO REAL FOR THAT i was literally just thinking about little brother sakura earlier i’m 😩 my brain is a big fictional incest party at this point LMFAO douse me in holy water

he fits it so well tho… tsundere little bro with a weak spot for his big sister… i’m on my knees for it every time 🧎🏻‍♀️ OH he’d be so fucking CUTE i need to eat him up

the way he’s dreamt about you… doesn’t even need to think about fucking you (tho he has), just imagining your spread pussy is enough. when you finally try to help him with it, however, he’s like “are you fucking sick in the head?” but he’s bricked up immediately and moaning mere moments later just from looking at you….

let me stop before i go crazy

but yes. a million times yes. we fuck with the trinity in this house

[ronispadez]

1 for the choose violance ask?

1: the character everyone gets wrong

AUGGHHHHHHH OHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! LUCAS 4 SURE. also maybe Gerard and Frank and other Band Dudes, but as for actual fictional characters, PROBABLY LUCAS!

Now, we don't have a clear idea of what Lucas is like post time-skip, if he's still the same gentle cry baby as he was before, in the prologue. But you gotta understand that going on a journey like that has got to change a person. He's def a lot more brave than the fandom, AND FUCKING SMASH BROS BRAWL !!! gives him credit for.

Old fanfics will usually give him t-th-he unre-re-alistic s-s-s-s-stuttering habit, which is sssssoooooooooo hard to read sometimes. I understand stuttering as something someone can have naturally, but in this context, it's something he does because he's nervous or scared or flustered. And he does it almost every time he talks until he finally warms up enough, or he's in a perpetual state of flustered. I'd understand if this was an actual speech thing he had that the author brings up, but no, you can tell that the intention is just to make him look more, ... Im not sure the right word, but more Shoujo shy girl like. Y'know?

Mischaracterization can't really be a thing with Mother protags and other silent protagonist. There can be opinions on characters I can either like or dislike, but that doesn't rule out the possibility that the character is "actually" like that. For Ness and Ninten, no one is really right or wrong... Characterizing them as assholes (COUGH mother 1 novel with Ninten/Ken) or as shy or, well, most of the time people just write Ness as a heroic extrovert and/or complete dumbass which personally is the correct way to me.

But in Mother 3, we get more character from Lucas than we do with any other mother protag, in that he's a gentle boy who likes flowers, and the village sees him as a crybaby, even before Hinawa died. (That one lady Flint talks to during the forest fire, before they knew Hinawa died, called Lucas a crybaby)

But fuck dude, even before the time-skip happened, Lucas came in clutch with the drago to save Salsa and Kuma from Fassad!!! You go, baby Lucas! wth!!!!

Anyway I am fucking SICK!!! I AM FYUCKIMG SICKKK!!!!!!!! Of baby-cant-do-nothin-right-pussy-boy Lucas, characterized in fanart or fanfics. I don't want him to just be a stoic asshole, but I also don't want the crybaby part to be laid on too thick, y'know? Characterize him with thought. He can still be a gentle crybaby, but don't make that his whole thing, who cries at any small thing that happens

As much as I love Brawl, it was the start of this trend. As much as I love subspace emissary, they absolutely did Lucas fucking DIRTY. What the fuck is he doing, getting scared over these fuckin doll guys and the poo-poo gas ??? I do understand that he doesn't have his friends and dog with him, so he's lost faith in his solo battling ability. I guess. Also is this after the game ended, where he's endured the worst fucking battle of his life?? Or pre time-skip, making smash, or at least subspace Lucas, a little baby man who hasnt gone thru character development yet? Most likely not. I don't know. Subspace's characterization with Lucas was fucking foul. It started the trend of writing Lucas like a little bitch because that's how most of the world was introduced to him. Most people haven't played his game, so they see him as this little BITCH BOY AUUHGHHHHH

Sorry, I'm rambling and not finishing any of my thoughts, but this is something I have to properly write an essay on or make a fuckin YouTube video about or something. Jesus

I do have to say I think Ness' character in Subspace was pretty cute. I wanna see more fanfics where Lucas gets upset with Ness because he protects him too much and Lucas proves himself as strong enough without Ness' help. And then they kiss maybe. Maybe even hold hands ..

Also I am RIDDLED with Nesscas brain I forgot that's literally what Lucas goes thru when he's with Red, I forgor. But most people just think about the Ness Died Because of Lucas Scene in subspace, not how he protects himself and Red later. Oughhhhhh

PENIS BLAST let's just start over, all the way back in 2008 everybody, cmon, let's go, into the phase distorter

[gray-ace-space]

so, you don't have to reply to this if you don't want to. And I'm sorry for just appearing with this but, I need to get this out to another living person for once..

I think I might be in the ace spectrum, but I feel attracted to people. *VERY* attracted. I have fantasies, and I masturbate, and I have crushes, but I can't see myself ever actually banging somebody?? Cuz like, ew, WTF, why would I want YOU in ME bro?? And it makes me feel like a fraud because I just use the ace label, while still doing all that behind the scenes, and it feels wrong! And plus, being omni isn't helping, cuz I could see myself hugging and kissing on pretty much any gender, but like, I wouldn't wanna fuck anybody. And I feel like I might end up leading somebody on, cuz I flirt heavily and I make sex jokes and all that junk, but I don't, and wouldn't really ever, wanna have sex. And I have a uterus so people keep saying "Ohh, come on, you'll want sex and babies someday?" And like- BITCH NOOOOO. I AIN'T WANT NO DAMN PUSSY PARASITES 😭😭😭

Anyways- Uh- Rant done - idk what to say now

Have a nice day, drink water, eat food, take a bath, yadda yadda, dont die! Thanks for listening to my ted talk

hi!

if you think you're acespec, you're acespec. none of your thoughts or feelings change that (unless you want them to) and you're not wrong for thinking and feeling them. you will never be judged for that here.

you didn't ask, but i can't help but notice what you're describing sounds a lot like aegosexual and/or orchidsexual!

aegosexual: having a disconnect between your self and your sexuality; enjoying sex in fiction and fantasies, as something that happens to others, but being uncomfortable with the idea of taking part in it yourself

orchidsexual: feeling sexual attraction but never wanting to act on it (i think this one could be a better fit since it includes feeling attraction)

both of these can be filed under gray ace.

alternatively, if you mean you're strongly romantically attracted to ppl, but not sexually (not super clear from the ask), then you're just straight up ace. being flirty or masturbating doesn't change that.

if someone feels let down by you not wanting to have sex with them, that's their problem. you have a right to affirm your boundaries and not be pressured into doing things you don't wanna do.

sending u good vibes!

[mde1011]

when i got into the dsmp i started a note and wrote down any quotes or moments i thought were funny, and im bored at 3 am so enjoy some of them

how is being arrested real? just walk away!!!”

⁃ “once an american always an american. go...go protests masks...or something”

⁃ “...yEAH BUT DID YOU HAVE WAP” “what’s...whats wap?” “...WORSHIP AND PRAYER”

⁃ “HOW DO YOU LIKE POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER”

⁃ “i’m naked” “...no you’re not” “i can be...”

⁃ “uhhhh i’m in a high stress situation....i deal with these poorly”

⁃ “i should go first i’m naked”

⁃ “yEAHHHH WE KILLED AN OLD MAN WITH HEART PROBLEMS”

⁃ “what are you going to do?” “i...have no idea i think i’m gonna start out by punching a tree”

⁃ “tOmmy...did i just hear you say shit ass looking mofo?”

⁃ “i aM gOinG to gEt nAkeD to iNtiMidAtE HiM”

- “...i want freedom !” “you want BALLS.”

⁃ “...down the line. yeah that’s where we discover the art of cannibalism” “oh it’s an art?” “it’s an art”

⁃ “oh there’s some logs here. wonder what they’re saying to me. uh huh. uh huh. oh yeah that’s very racist” “tommy you gotta burn those logs.” “burn ‘em before they spread their racism to other logs”

⁃ “are you pooing?” “*whisper* i’m charging up-““ “he’s ejaculating on the tent.” “he’s WHAT?”

⁃ “he’s sPEEDING. LOOK HOW FAST HES GOING” “i’ve taken so many drugs. someone tell badboyhalo”

⁃ “we should make a pact. and that pact is, uh, we make a book...and in that book...we declare that saying ‘muffin’ is a, is a slur”

⁃ “i was thinking what if one day your bladder just,,,,stopped working.....AGGGFFFFF i was tHINKING ABOUT THAT THE OTHER DAY IVE GOT TO PREPARE IVE GOT YO PREPARE thisiswhydiapersaintthatbad”

⁃ <sapnap> i think i was ordered to um

<tommyinnit> boobed

<sapnap> kill you

<tommyinnit> boobs

<sapnap> if this happens

<tommyinnit> think about boobs man

<sapnap> tsk tsk tommy

<tommyinnit> iM DISGRUNTLED

⁃ “why is this deadman so good at making drugs”

⁃ “i just learnt that a girl hero is called a heroine and it freaked me out”

⁃ “memento memento me-“ “that’s actually the worst word i know so you can’t keep saying that” “oh, really.....? have you ever heard the term ‘racist’?”

⁃ “the person who invented the phrase ‘be yourself’ hadn’t met you!”

⁃ “you seem like the type of guy whose dad would throw him overboard as a joke but he would just drown”

⁃ “shout out to dream for twerking!”

⁃ “let’s talk......let’s talk about sex” “wonderful. what do you think about sex, lazarbeam?” “i ain’t saying SHIT in front of a sixteen year old”

⁃ “what the- i think i’m seeing things” “....tommy i told you not to drink the sea water” “well i DID drink the sea water because it TOLD ME TO”

⁃ “it’s like the movie when that guy gets stranded on an island and has sex with a coconut” “whAT?? dream- dream, you vastly misinterpreted this” “it one hundred percent does”

⁃ “oh mastICATE.....isn’t that when a fish turns inside out?”

⁃ “what are some bad words YOU know, clay?” “i don’t-“ “what about ‘terrorist’?”

⁃ “my mind has to be on the same frequency as jesus when he walked on water”

⁃ “you wanna know why i was late?” “no i really do-“ “i was having a MASSIVE poo. really just a HUGE poo”

⁃ “jUST CUZ YOU TALK ABOUT POO ONCE AND THEN YOU SEE A BIG GREEN BASTARD AMD YOUR LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE YOUR EYES AND THEN YOU CANT REMEMBER- YOU CANT REMEMBER IF IT WAS YESTERDAY OR TOMORROW YOU HURT THAT WOMAN”

⁃ “i love america. mmmmm patriotism

⁃ “LIFE IS NOT A HAPPY SONG KERMIT THE FROG”

⁃ “please stop taking the cock”

⁃ “two four six eight who do we appreciate? not the government let’s gooooooo”

⁃ “oooo look at the dogs😍” “wHAAAAAT. WHAT. THERES ACTUALLY LIKE. A MILLION DOGS HERE. WHAT THE HELL.”

⁃ “yeahhhhh bitch i stab- i don’t stab women-“ “woooooooah tommy you stab women?” “heyyyy sapnap”

⁃ “do you know what happens whne you reach the top of the ladder? there’s only one place to go.” “.....side to side😨” “down.” “...i really thought you were gonna say side to side🥺”

⁃ “one last time.” “just like in hamilton😓”

⁃ “you don’t know how many times i’ve mistaken trees for hot women”

⁃ “ i don’t feel better i just destroyed penis”

⁃ “i’ve never seen a snail with bad morals”

⁃ “awwwwwwww😢 i’m doin’ drugs🤧 just like the good ol’ days😓” “.....define the ‘good old days’” “back when i did drugs”

⁃ “have you ever fought a baby? i have and it was trivially easy to defeat, phil.”

⁃ “the only other i egg i know about was the one i learnt about in school....not allowed to say which one....”

⁃ “did you know one of my new years resolutions is to be more like 2010 justin bieber?”

⁃ “apparently cats don’t lay eggs”

⁃ “thinking about trees- if i saw a tree with a beard mmmmmm...holy shit id hit it”

⁃ “we’re in hell dude. science doesn’t matter here”

⁃ “i cant die i cant die i’m GOD”

⁃ “hey pig your letter is the same as pussy, hmm?”

⁃ “are we cool are we COOL guys? CRYSTAL COOL like CRYSTAL METH”

⁃ “he- he’s crying because - because i killed his mother isn’t that right? mother dearest mother deadest mother gonest”

⁃ “bro ive been drinking since i was six and let me tell you...it’s not good to be drinking that young. led to some poor life decisions when i was 8” “what did you do” “i cant say” “...who did you hurt” “....only myself”

⁃ “je suis” “ay i know what that mean you prick” “what does it mean” “it means you’re racist dickhead”

⁃ “i’d never poo in the presence of a women- which is why i’m scared to get a girlfriend i think i’d just explode”

⁃ “biff tannen is one of my idols”

⁃ “black widow died and i thought ‘wow it should’ve been the man’ because he’s a man”

⁃ “there’s a character called captain america and i think he’s stupid”

⁃ “i’m a GOOD LAD i’ve got GOOD MORALS and if i’ve DONE SOMETHING WRONG it WASNT MY FAULT I JUST GOT A LITTLE EXCITED”

⁃ “sam....what’s the longest you’ve ever wiped your arse? for me it’s 48 minutes”

⁃ “why are you standing in the shitter?” “....that’s a SINK” “uhhh welllll” “hAVE YOU SHAT IN THE SINK?????”

⁃ “you’re like a living ghost” “...i think that’s called a human, tubbo”

⁃ “maybe i accidentally kill ranboo and we just never see him again *laughs* ay? and then i go ‘april foooools!!!’ and then i kill their child. i kill him”

⁃ “you built a penis” “it’s a PENIS OF SAFETY”

⁃ “i saw the penis of safety and i pressed mouse button four my friend”

⁃ “the penis on the other side of the river is larger” “ive heard that before....”

⁃ “you’ve turned the penis into a wall” “a wall of safety is better than a penis of safety” “i think the penis was better”

⁃ “if you wanna make a penis i know where we can make a penis and i know how big we can make it”

⁃ “i don’t conceptualize death but i think i just saw it!”

⁃ “yeah i- yeah i know i’m- my first impression on eret was making him read a shrek fan fiction so- i’m not one for first impressions”

⁃ “i-i’m scared for him- i’m scared OF him. yknow the first thing he did when he saw me was imMEDIATELY strip down then jump off then immediately die?”

⁃ “where are you?” “getting stabbed, one second”

⁃ “you’ve seen the joker?” “yea-“ “i resonate a lot with that man” “...oH. oh. that’s- that’s not-“

⁃ “he bURNT DOWN MY HOUSE” “out of LOVE”

⁃ “ohhhh my god stop making me play with the neighbor kid” “o-okay if you don’t go play with him i’m kicking you out of the house-“ “wHAT THE FUCK???”

⁃ “there’s a STRIP CLUB” “oh yeah for wood!” “are you into strippers?” “i mean all it does is make the wood look different so....yeah it doesn’t really do much”

⁃ “no no we have categories, we have the poo-saster- you might have to take a shower after-“ “no, no i’m gonna stop you right there”

⁃ “as i was saying you can have a 1-to-3 wiper, that’s an A-tier poo, my friend”

⁃ “i want you to eat your sock”

⁃ “you know i’m a child- i’m a minor” “sO AM I DICKHEAD”

⁃ “everyone is calling you dresus” “yeah i am”

⁃ “ayyyy ayyyy los DROGAS LOS DROGAS” “no no big q- she’s thirteen- how does this happen with every 13 year old girl you meet?”

⁃ “my poo has muscles like i do”

⁃ “i cant hear the words among us without crying they’ll say there are aliens among us and in the back youll just hear me *choking noises*”

⁃ “tubbo...tubbo is like...tubbo is like mary” “.....did you just call me the Virgin Mary?”

⁃ “i’m just saying, have you ever seen me and jesus in the same room?”

⁃ “do you smoke sam” “all the time”

⁃ “i thought you were talking about the- the speeeeed drug”

⁃ “have you ever sold drugs to kids sam?” “......no”

⁃ “we can’t let the girlboss rule because she will gatekeepe my feelings” “that would not be good”

⁃ “THEY DIDNT INVITE ME TO KILL ME???? NOW I HAVE FOMO”

⁃ “you have obviously taken part in scientology-“ “i have not-“ “you’ve donated to tom cruises cult shit”

⁃ “....am i worse than david dobrik?” “are- are we worse than david dobrik?” “oh- oh god”

⁃ “he has broke one of the rules of the hit best seller ‘the bible’- this kind of looks like a cock”

⁃ “well i’ve moved now, KING”

⁃ “what is an angsty teen and am i one? because when i USED to hang out with my friends they use the word angst a lot”

⁃ “yeah yeah yeah i bench”

⁃ “sam i think i’m angsty i think i’m an angsty tik tok teen looking for a community to help me out”

⁃ “i don’t think you’ve followed the train of logic all the way-“ “there’s a TRAIN INVOLVED????????”

⁃ “i’m like the orange fucker from that animated rom com”

⁃ “i’m under the influence of big cock”

⁃ “it’s meeee big cock man”

⁃ “i cant look away” “sam please use your twitter alt for this” “he’s horny on maaaainnnnn” “and what’s wrong with that?” “.......”

⁃ “you’re a FUCKING IDIOT” “IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT, BIG COCK”

⁃ “i’m gonna call you ‘cockity’ big cock” “sHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP-“

⁃ “STOP LOOKING AT IT” “ITS SO VIBRANT”

⁃ “at least this guy doesn’t have a cock-“ “itS NOT A COCK” “horny on main jesus-“

⁃ “is that a cock” “SHUT THE FUCK UP”

⁃ “.....i wanna see the inside of it again do a split”

⁃ “okay sam-“ “tommy that guy wants your cock-“ “no- no he doesn’t sam”

⁃ “sam, sam and i need you to hear this....dont. act. up.” “i don’t act up-“ “you were acting up-“ “i-“ “you were caught in 8k.” “but- but we both agree it’s not a tie-“

⁃ “please don’t tell me to kill cockity i am overwhelmed”

⁃ “why is there an anus in my tie?”

⁃ “what are the legal implications of this?” “...i mean besides hell you’re good”

⁃ “whatre the legal implications?” “i mean usually that’s a no-no but today, today it’s fine” “yeahhh lets go murder his family”

⁃ “i’d be an antivax landlord”

⁃ “jesus never does drugs” “well- well you turned water into wine king and wine is alcohol”

⁃ “can you put on pants i can’t- i cant stop looking at it- sorry tommy i know you said-“ “yeah sam i know you tried-“

⁃ “you know i fuck with satan”

⁃ “i’m sorry jesus lucifer is just such a good man-“ “oh you- hold me BACK FROM THIS FUCKER HOLD ME BACK ILL SEND HIM TO HELL YOU LIKE HELL-“

⁃ “are you jesus or just a man who grew a beard and put on a suit?”

⁃ “even the guy with his cock out is telling you to stop-“ “oh jesus, and i mean jesus-“ “shUT THE FUCK UP MAN”

⁃ “the best best way to slander him is to stop his offspring; we need to kick him the balls.....no? not a good....? alright us four each take a ball-“

⁃ “......why did jesus give him four scrotums man🙁🙁”

[darkmulti]

Park Chanyeol

Yandere Profile

𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

Paring: Yandere!Chanyeol x Female!Reader

Requested but ask got deleted

A/N: I’m back<3 thank you for being patient with me!

~ NSFW ~

Consider these as your warnings. If they trigger you, then don’t read this. If you attack me about it, remember that yandere means someone who exhibits a violent nature to get someone they love or to show their love. It’s all fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy~

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Obsession

Stalker

Monopoly

Domestic Violence

Restraints

Removal

Violence 5/10

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How you met Chanyeol and how he got you:

He’s a family friend

Your parents were really good friends with his parents

You guys are sorta forced to hang out

Luckily, over the past few years you both started getting comfortable around each other

He was like a brother to you

Unfortunately, Chanyeol caught feelings for you

As you got older you noticed some red flags

Whenever he came over he would ask about your dating life

When you told him that you had crush

He freaked

“Give me your phone! He’s not good for you!”

“But you don’t even know him!”

“I do know him. He uses people for sex. Sorry, princess, but I’m just looking out for you.”

He’s gotten away with this excuse many times

You believe that he was just looking out for you

He was very overprotective

When you went out at night, he would follow you

One time you were at a bar, dancing with some strangers

You were having so much fun until Chanyeol grabbed your wrist and took you home

“Heyyyy! I was having fun, you know. Why did you do that?”

“It’s not fun when someone takes advantage of your drunk state.”

“I’m not that drunk.”

“That’s what you always say. What if something happened to you? How would you defend yourself? Some random guys are touching you and sexualizing you. Do you enjoy that?”

“... no.”

“Exactly.”

Chanyeol gained more control over you after this night

You really though he was just a caring older bro

Everything was going good until your parents passed away in a car accident

You were obviously devastated by the sudden lost

Both of your parents gone from your life in a blink of an eye

Chanyeol didn’t want you to stay home alone because he was afraid you might do something stupid

So he begged you to move in with him

He helped you with the funeral and he helped you move

Chanyeol lent you his shoulder to cry on

One day, you came home from school, so overwhelmed

You sat down on the couch and started to cry

Chanyeol was quick to come and comfort you

He placed you on his lap while you cried on his shoulder

He rubbed you back before cupping your cheeks and doing the unexpected

He kissed you

You slightly pushed him off and got up

“I’m sorry, but I don’t see you in that way.”

“Well, that’s too bad. You don’t have a choice.”

“What?”

He got up and cornered you

“Don’t make this any harder, kitten.”

He put a cloth against your nose and you passed out

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His Behaviour:

Restraints

Chanyeol literally cuffs you to himself

So you can never leave him

One time you planned to escape

But when he caught you

Oh god-

He chained you to a chair

And brought out a chainsaw

“You disobey me one more time, I’ll cut your arms and legs off.”

He wasn’t joking

You started crying in the chair

You begged him not to harm you

He didn’t do it

Chanyeol was only trying to scare you

He was trying to make it seem like he’s not joking and you believed it

I mean, man brought a fucking chainsaw, what more do you want?

Chanyeol was obsessed with you

There was never a day where he wasn’t clinging onto you

He wanted to know everything about your crushes

Went through all your social media

Wanted to know every little detail about you

When did you first get your period?

What was your favourite show when you were four?

Are you still a virgin?

Have you ever gotten drunk?

It was annoying and creepy

You got so bored with him, you tired just about everything to get away

You can’t go out in the backyard either

He wants you to stay in the house

If you leave to go to the backyard, he’ll put you in a cage (literally)

Chanyeol was the one who caused your parents death

He screwed around with the breaks and that’s how your parents lost their lives

He was on a mission to kill everyone who may know you

Like your friends

Your crushes

He deleted all your social media

And wanted to move out of the city

He bought a house by the lake

It was secluded so he let you go outside, under supervision of course

The lake definitely brought you two closer

Going swimming and canoeing with him

You have to admit it is a lot of fun

As long as Chanyeol keeps all his horrific secrets safe

There is really nothing to worry about

Eventually he’ll get married to you

And you’ll have to have his kids

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His Punishment:

Chanyeol is easy to anger

Especially when you say no to him

He will slap you across the face

Spit on you

Choke you

Degrade you

Until you’re in tears

When he’s angry, man becomes a whole new person

He will no longer care if it’s hurting

He will do whatever he wants and he excepts you to take it well

Size kink obviously

Usually fucks you against the wall

Wants you to look at him while his cock is deep in your cunt

Sucks on your jaw

Man growls

Breath play

When you give Chanyeol blowjobs, he plugs your nose and makes you choke around him

It feels good to him

Please pay attention to this man’s tip

He wants you to suck his tip for hours

He does not care if your jaw hurts

He’ll tie you up and make you suck in for hours

He slap you if you start lacking

Licks the tears off your face

Anal fingering

Eventually anal

He’ll be fucking your pussy but his long as fingers are in your ass as well

Biting kink

Some reason, Chanyeol likes seeing bite marks on your skin

Idk, it’s his inner vampire

Spanking with his big ass hand

Yes!

And boy is so strong

Spanking hurts with him

Hair pulling when he’s taking you from behind

He’ll grab your jaw from behind and spit into your mouth

Deepthroat + deep thrust

Flogging

Please, him hitting your tits with a stick

Nipple clips plus vibrators

And blindfold

Probably will put an ice cube in your pussy then fuck you afterwards

Aftercare with Chanyeol is not the best

He’ll carry you back to the room cause punishments usually take place in the basement

But the next morning, you have to take care of yourself and him

He’ll help you

But Chanyeol will not baby you

He’s baby

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SORRY FOR ANY MISTAKES! IT’S NOT EDITED!

Yandere Profile Requests List:

- Taemin

- Ten

- Hendery

- Han Jisung

- Namjoon

- Kai

- Yoongi

- Baekhyun

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The Owl House-The Sabbath of the Full Moon

Luz is invited to an important witch rite of passage, but is shocked to discover that it involves a lot of sex 

Warning the following story contains both incest, waterspots, and fictional minors in sexual situations. If this makes you uncomfortable or are under 18 please do not read. This story is rated E for explicit and is for adults only. This story is a complete work of fiction.

The paint was cold. Eda drew circles around Luz’s breasts, and a cross over her stomach, going over her sternum to her sex, covered with sparse pubic hair, all with red paint. Luz looked at her friends at the Sabbath. Lilith, Amity, Willow, Gus, Amity, and her siblings. All naked and covered in paint. Different colors and symbols than Luz.  

Luz was nervous when Eda told her what they would be doing tonight, even more so when Eda told Luz to invite her friends. But this was a huge rite for witches and she wasn’t going to miss this.

The witches were out in the forest at night. They were standing in a circle around a cauldron. The full moon filled the sky as Eda churned the smoking green liquid in the cauldron.

“Oh mighty titan, please bless us with magic!”

“Bless us titan!”

“Let our offering please you!”

Luz gulped at that she knew what offering Eda meant. They held hands, in a circle. The chain went Eda, Luz, Amity, Emira, Edric, Willow, Gus, and Lilith. The coven ran around the cauldron , the green smoke swirling around. Luz’s head grew hazy. And her lions started to burn. She needed relief, But they wouldn’t stop spinning, in fact they were going faster and faster.

When it seemed like it never would stop, it did. Luz fell back into Eda’s arms; the witch's bare bosom.

“Hey now, easy there kiddo. How are you feeling?”

“Eda, I’m… I’m excited.”

Eda only needed to look at her juices running down Luz’s thighs to know what kind of excited she was. “It’s okay kid. Let me help with that.”

As Eda reached down and touched her sex, Luz noticed what every one else was doing. Willow was on her hands and knees with Gus pumping her from behind and Amity was trapped underneath her naked siblings. Eda’s finger ran over her slit. Luz gasped at the touch.  Her mentor’s index and middle fingers found her clit.

“Oh Eda!”

“That’s right Luz, don’t fight it. Just let it take you,” Eda said while Luz squirmed in her lap. The girl came, her sex spasming at the climax. It was the girl’s first climax and Luz never thought she would feel anything so intense. She felt like she was gonna rip out of her skin. Once Luz came down from her high, there was relief but it was brief. She wanted more as soon as it was over.

She didn’t have to wait long. Amity snatched her up right away. Eda meanwhile found solace with her sister. Lilith kissed Eda passionately. They broke the kiss only for Lilith to kiss her sister’s sagging breasts. Her tongue ran over Eda’s nipple. Eda placed her hand on the top of her little sister’s head and pushed her down to her crotch. Her pubic hair was white with streaks of dark grey. In contrast to her Lilith’s own which was her natural orange. Lilith ran her tongue over her sister’s silt.

Meanwhile, Luz was at the hands of Amity. As opposed to Eda’s skilled hands, Amity’s touches were clumsy. She greedily groped Luz, trying to take in every inch of her body that she could. The two young witches kissed sloppily, tongues wrestling. Luz took control, pushing Amity down on her back. Amity’s bush was a little more grown in than Luz’s. Unlike her top, her bush was reddish brown, same as her roots. Luz lined up her sex with Amity’s and began grinding. Amity gasped at their pussys touching. The girls oragasmed, giving Luz the second orgasm of the night.

Amity was snatched up by Willow, leaving Luz alone with the twins. Unlike their sister, the carpets match the drapes.

“Ah, Luz you looked a little flustered,” Emira teased. “Doesn’t she bro?”

“She sure does,” Edric agreed. “Hey Luz, mind if we relieve ourselves on you?”

Luz was still a little woozy from her last orgasm and didn't quite understand what they meant. “Ye-yeah, sure.”

“Well, you heard her sis.”

Emira squatted above Luz’. A stream of piss came out of her pussy right onto Luz’s face. Edric joined her, aiming his semi hard cock at her breasts. A stream of his urine hit her cleavage. He Waved his dick around, making sure to coat her boobs with his pee. Once they thought that Luz was significantly covered in piss, the twins left to have more family time together.  Edric aggressively shoved his cock down his sister’s throat. It wasn’t long until he came, feeding his sister his salty semen.

It was Willow’s and Gus’ turn with Luz. Gus nestled up between her legs, shoving his stiff cock between Luz’s lower lips. It was Luz’s first time being penetrated by a penis. She adjusted to the feeling of fullness that Gus’ dick gave her. As she did this, Willow’s generously sized ass hovered over her face. No one peed on her this time, instead Willow spread her cheeks revealing her brown anus.

“Lick,” Willow said in a surprising authoritative tone. Wordlessly Luz obeyed, raising her head enough for her tongue to reach. As her tongue lapped at her friend’s dirtiest part, the tangy taste invaded her tongue. It was almost enough to make Luz not to notice Gus cumming in her pussy.

Once finished, he fell back. The magic that was keeping Luz going was keeping him going as well. Once Willow moved her ass from Luz’s face, the human saw he was still hard. The first time of that night Luz took control. She pulled Edric out of Eda and toward herself. Willow’s tongue took his place. Lilith was having fun with the Blight sisters, Emira was eating her pussy while Amity was working the asshole.

Luz got on her knees and took each cock in her hand. She began masturbating the two boys, taking turns sucking on each one. She started with Edric, taking about half his shaft in her mouth. She then took Gus’ member. She ran her tongue along his underneath. After plenty of slurping, Edric and Gus released their tension all over Luz’s face. Gus fired a load right in Luz’s eye while she caught most of Edric’s cum in her mouth. While his cock was still in Luz’s hand and aimed at her face, Edric let out another stream of pee. Shocked, Gus looked from Edric to Luz. She seemed into it, so after a bit of hesitation, he peed on Luz’s face too.

Once finished with the boys, Luz found herself being pulled toward Lilith. The elder witch brought her lips down on to Luz’s. Luz pushed her tongue into her mouth. As their tongues wrestled, Luz put her fingers into Lilith’s snatch. She responded by doing the same. To Lilith’s surprise, she was brought to orgasm by her sister’s student. Lilith was still working Luz when she noticed Amity had come over and began to eat Luz’s asshole. Eda, meanwhile, had come over and started doing the same thing to Lilith. Willow’s head was trapped between Emira’s legs and Gus and Edric were 69ing each other.

Once the moon hit the full height in the sky all the witches hit oragsm. Luz’s walls spasmed around Lilith’s fingers. Gus and Edric cum on each other's faces while Willow’s tongue brought Emira to climax. Eda, Amity and Willow used their own fingers.  

The lights and smoke from the cauldron disappeared. The moon went black. Covered with smeared paint and each other's juices, the members of the owl house and their allies disentangled their naked bodies. Collecting their robes everyone made their way home. Willow and Gus headed to town, the Blights went back to their mansion. Eda, Lilith, and Luz made their way back to the Owl House.

Eda patted Luz on the back. “Let’s go home girls and wash the sex stank off.” Luz didn't respond. She had a lot to process.  

[emsy55]

High sex (Zabdiel de jesús smut)

Note: Y/N and Zabdiel take a pill in this story, so don’t read it if you’re against drugs. I’m not assuming that the boys use drugs, this is pure fiction and not based on any facts. 

Warnings: Unprotected sex, drug use, oral sex, high sex

I’m having the best night of my life, I’m dancing as if no one is watching. I can feel every beat going through my body. Everything is so intense, my thoughts are racing through my head, I can feel my heart beating hard, it’s like my emotions are way stronger than usual. I’ve never felt this way before and honestly, I never thought that I would do something like this. But since I started dating Zabdiel, I’ve done a lot more crazy things. He’s never pressured me to do anything, it’s just that being with him makes me feel more reckless. Since I’m with him I feel more alive, He makes me want to try everything I’ve never tried before. 

Zabdiel looks at me, he can see that I’m deep in my thoughts as I’m dancing in the crowded club. He smiles, thinking about the first time he took a pill. He knows how intense it can be. Seeing me enjoying myself makes him a little jealous that the drugs don’t have the same effect on him anymore.

“You should drink some water babe, it’s important to stay hydrated. I don’t want anything to happen to you” Zabdiel says trying to be loud enough so I can hear him through the loud music. He looks at me and sees that my pupils are dilated. I just stare at him, the effect that the lights have on his face is confusing me. Are the lights actually changing colors or is this just in my head? I have no clue.

After Zabdiel got me some water, we start dancing again. Usually, I’m always aware that everyone can see us in a club. But right now, I don’t see anyone but him. I wrap my hands around him start grinding my hips against his. Not that we never grind when we’re in public, but just not like this. Usually, I try to stay decent but right now we’re dancing like two filthy animals. In a few seconds, I can feel his hard-on pressing against my now dripping heat. Another nice effect of XTC is that it makes you extremely horny. 

We keep dancing, moving our hips as sexy as possible as we’re kissing heavily. For a few minutes, I forgot that we’re in public, I forgot even forgot that Zabdiel and I aren’t the only people alive. Until Richards pulls us apart and starts talking to Zabdiel. “Bro, I think it’s hitting you guys a bit too hard. Maybe you should continue this at home. You’ve already caused enough drama with your sex life, and I don’t think you want our fans to treat Y/N like they treated those other girls.” “You’re right, Y/N doesn’t deserve that and since she isn’t thinking clearly right now, I have to make sure that we don’t do anything shocking in public” Zabdiel answers. “Let’s go, babe, we’ll continue this at home,” He says to me. “No, I don’t wanna go home! the music is so good, I wanna keep dancing, I’m having so much fun!” I answer, being confused and disappointed that he wanted to go home already. After explaining why it’s better to go home and after promising that we’ll have as much fun at home as we are having at this club, I give in and go home with him. 

I know that the club is only five minutes from our house, but right now those five minutes feel like hours. We’re finally home, and before he can close the door properly, all my clothes are on the ground. He laughs, being satisfied with the effect the drugs have on me. He takes his clothes off, pushes me against the wall and starts kissing me. Sex with Zabdiel is always amazing and intense, but the drugs make it even better. It’s like every touch and every emotion I feel is way stronger than when I’m sober. 

His big hands start massaging my breasts and he brushes his thumbs over my pointy nipples. I shiver from the feeling of his touch, combined with the feeling of my back pressed to the cold wall. I can feel a rush through my body, everything about this moment is so intense and sexy. I’m afraid I’ll come before he has even touched my pussy. 

It’s like he can read my mind, because he suddenly pulls away from our kiss, picks me up and throws me on the bed. He kisses my neck as he moves his hands to my soaking core. His fingers play with my pussy, swirling in my juices. I can’t help but let out a loud moan as my fingers dig into his skin. My body is tingling, and I haven’t even orgasmed yet. I can’t even imagine how that’s going to feel combined with the intense effect of the pill I took a few hours ago. As I’m lost in my thoughts again, he surprises me by inserting his long fingers in my wet pussy. The pressure of his finger on my clit combined with his fingers inside me is driving me insane. He knows exactly what he’s doing to me, he knows how intense sex is when he’s high, so he keeps going until my orgasm rushes through my body. My body is shaking as I’m screaming out his name. As the strong feeling slowly fades away, I try to catch my breath and pull his body against mine. The warm feeling of his chest against mine makes me feel relaxed and happy.

Usually, I need to rest a couple minutes after an orgasm. Orgasms suck the energy out of me, they make me sleepy. But not right now. After a few seconds, I get on top of Zabdiel. He looks at me surprised, not expecting that I would do that already. I wanted to kiss his neck, but the XTC has turned me into a vampire. So I start biting and sucking his neck, not thinking about the marks I’m leaving. Zabdiel doesn’t mind at all, the drugs make him forget about everything except for the two of us. 

I grab his large, hard member and push it inside of my wet pussy. I start riding him, using all the energy the drugs are giving me. But don’t get me wrong, I may be on top but he’s still in charge. He grabs my hips as tight as possible and rolls his hips. His thrusts are so hard and so deep, that my second orgasm of this night washes over my body after just a few minutes of him being inside me. 

“Damn princesa, already? you think I can make you come a third time?” It’s a question, but he isn’t asking. I know that he’s demanding it, I can tell by the grin on his face and the way he said it. I just nod as the grip of his hands on my hips tightens again and he starts thrusting harder from underneath me.  Even when I’m on top, he can’t give up his dominance. He has to be in charge, he has to be the one fucking you and not the other way around. But I would lie if said that it’s not the hottest thing in the world because it definitely is.

As his dick hits all the places it should hit, I come for the third time of this night. I can see the satisfied look on his face when he notices that he made me come again. 

“Fuck princesa, I’m close” he moans. And after a few seconds, I can feel his warm cum inside of me. 

I let myself fall on the bed so that I’m lying next to him. we’re both breathing heavingly, trying to process what just happened. The effect of the drugs combined with the multiple orgasms I just had, is driving me insane. I’ve never had an experience this intense. 

“Wow,” I say, still trying to catch my breath even though it was a few minutes ago. “I know baby, that was amazing” Zabdiel answers, as he brushes his thumb slowly over my cheeks.

[ecotone99]

[UR] Bam margera fan fiction

January 2nd. 3AM. South Philly.

"Shit," Bam thinks to himself. "How long have i been up? 3 days? 4?" He doesnt even know anymore. Hed been out with Marco since the 28th. The night started simple enough. He stopped by Marcos place to buy a few ounces of coke, trying to gather evidence. Build a case. Next thing you know hes ringing in the New Year in the VIP room of some strip club. Bottles and blow being passed around like they were at a god damn pot luck dinner.

He'd been working Marco for 6 months.Introduced to him by some lowlife who went by the name of "Chevy Joe". He'd popped him driving out of the hood after he just picked up. "Its simple" Bam told him. "Introduce us to your dealer and you walk away" Of course he cooperated. Poor bastard nearly pissed himself at the thought of going to jail.

It started off small. Just an 8 ball every weekend. Then eventually 2. Then 3. Now hes buying ounces. Soon however they'll make their move. Grab Marco and get him to flip on his guy up the ladder. Shitbirds like Marco are a dime a dozen. Midlevel idiots who got lucky and have been able to stay out of jail and the funeral home long enough to have a somewhat successful criminal career.

"Hey, Don Vito. You okay? You aint said a word in damn near an hour" Marco yells from across the room. "Good man, its this god damn blow" Bam says. Marco and his goons roar in laughter at this.

Don Vito was his undercover name. A tribute to his late uncle who died of a heart attack in the bathroom of a shithole bar back home in West Chester after a weekend of binging on coke and alcohol. Bam figured it was a way for Uncle Don to help other people from suffering the same fate he did.

Nowadays he prefers to avoid thinking about West Chester. Too many bad memories. Too many foolish mistakes. Mistakes of youth. Of ignorance.

"Alright guys, im gonna take off" he tells them. They laugh, they call him a pussy. All in good fun though. They exchange back slaps and handshakes and Bams on his way home.

He wakes to someone pounding on his front door. He ignores it, goes back to sleep. Next thing he hears keys jingling and the door opening. "Rise and shine, gorgeous. We got work to do" Its none other than Ryan Dunn. His partner for 12 years, his best friend for even longer. They joined the force together out of high school. They both wanted the same thing. Something they couldnt get in West Chester. Excitement. They talked about joining the West Chester PD but the thought of busting kids for skateboarding and jumping out of shopping carts in parking lots just didnt do it for them. So they packed up and headed to Philly to join the force there and neither has regretted it since. The only regret Bam has is that he cant bring himself to tell Ryan his true feelings for him. Terrified if he does he might freak Ryan out and push him away forever. So he doesnt say a word about it. He'd rather suffer in silence wondering what if then risk telling him and being rejected and losing his best friend, his partner.

"Todays the day. Judge signed off on the arrest warrant. We move on them in 2 hours." Ryan tell him. "So, whats the plan?" Bam asks. "Easy, man. Hit them hard, hit them fast, they'll never see it coming"

Bam cant help but wish Ryan was talking about doing that to him but he quickly pushes the thought out. "Sounds like a plan. Let me gear up"

Two hours later and theyre walking up to the front door of Marcos apartment. Plan is simple. Bam and Ryan go in first, tac squad to follow.

They blow the front door off its hinges and storm in. Soon as they step into the front room bullets start flying. "Down!" Ryan yells. They jump behind the couch as bullets are zipping over their heads. SWAT team comes in behind and starts firing. Marco and his 3 buddies drop instantly. Bullet wounds in their chests and faces. They never even saw it coming.

"All clear!" the SWAT team yells. "Alright, bro. We're all good." Bam says to Ryan looking over. "Ryan!" Ryan is laying slumped over, spitting up blood, gun shot would to his lower abdomen. "Fuck, they got me, bro" Ryan says. "NO NO NO" Bam cries. "Dont you fucking die on me!" "I NEED A MEDIC!" "Dont die on me, man. Dont die. I need you" Bam sobs. "Its okay, partner. Its gonna be okay." Ryan tells him. "I love you, man. Ive always loved you. Ive always wanted to be with you." Ryan confesses in his dying breath.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Bam cries as he puts his pistol in his mouth and pulls the trigger. His last thoughts are that if he couldnt be with him in life at least he'll be able to spend eternity with him in death.

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[trashcatsnark]

3. 6. 11 for sfw. 3 and 7 nsfw with dahlia and the seeds. any or all

I choooose all, cause I am a seed thot and it be like that. Plus, I feel super bad choosing one over the others, even though they’re fictional, I don’t wanna hurt their feelings. 

Also these mostly assume to be like, in wholesome, no cult AU, cause the whole end of the world, noncon, stockholm syndrome, trapped in a bunker, kind of fucks up the chance for a lot of soff in canon

3. Who fixes the vehicle after a breakdown?

Dahlia and Jacob would be the two of the family to take care of vehicles when they break down. Dahlia is the most mechanically inclined, with her experience with motorcycles and helping Lloyd fix up vehicles. Jacob as the oldest was more often on the farm of the foster family made to help repair equipment and vehicles, usually with lots of screaming and violence if he messed anything up. So, he doesn’t have as fond memories of repairing things. 

Faith and John would call Dahlia or Jacob, or a mechanic, if a car broke down. I feel like Faith never got her license even and one he was adopted, while the Duncans failed in every other aspect of parenting, he never had to worry about fixing his own car. 

Joseph is decent with his hands and isn’t completely lost when it comes to fixing up small things, but generally he’s better off leaving it to Jacob and Dahlia. 

6. Going out to eat: Who pays? Who orders the most food? And who has dessert?

John always offers to pay, without fail. He was taught for years basically that money is the way to show affection and love, so regardless of if it’s him dragging Dahlia out to a nice fancy dinner or the entire family is out at some cheap family joint.

Dahlia usually offers to pay no matter who’s she’s with or to split it, but if they’re insistent or she’s in a kind of mopey mood, she’ll take offers to pay it. Which John, Jacob, and Joseph always do offer when it’s one on one, because they’re older and as much as they know they don’t have to, some of those gender roles pop up in their head of men should pay. It tends to be more even between her and Faith since there’s less of that, Dahlia even probably treats Faith a little bit more, because it makes her feel good and Faith is the only Seed who doesn’t act weird about it in some way. 

Most food is a tie between Jacob and Dahlia, if they’re both going wild.they can eat a lot. Jacob is a bigger guy and isn’t ashamed of his appetite, food is important to him in a lot of ways. Him and Dahlia both have a history of having to go without, so they tend to want to get their fill and then some when they can. However, Dahlia is definitely more of a dessert person than Jacob. He doesn’t know if it’s age or what, but that stuff is just too sweet for him. 

Faith is the kind of person who oohs and awws over desserts on the menu before she even orders and swears to wants this cake or that pie. But halfway through her entree she’s full and never ends up actually ordering her dessert. Some day Faith, some day. 

John and Joseph both tend to be the most mindful of what they eat out of the entire family. Joseph like healthy natural foods because he wants to take care of himself, so he doesn’t indulge too much. Definitely a person who’d consider like just fruit a dessert. John is a bit more into health for vanitys sake. He wants to look good, plain and simple. 

11. Baths or showers? Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights?

Dahlia on her own is generally a shower person, she plays some music and sings as she gets clean. 

Jacob is a shower person, in and out, he’s there to get clean and move on. Jacob and Dahlia don’t really bathe together, if they do it’s after some pride swallowing and asking by Dahlia. Though it’s not unusual, after a while in the relationship, for if they catch the other showering to just step in and join. Jacob will make some justification of it being practical, but he just likes the closeness of it. 

Joseph is typically a shower person, but his pick of all else is using like natural springs and water falls, cause he’s that kind of hippie. It feels much more calming and relaxing to be surrounded by nature as he cleans himself. 

Joseph loves bathing with Dahlia, he’s soft and kind, just wants to wash over every inch of her and hold her as close as possible. He doesn’t like too many bubbles, though occasionally he can be more playful with it. But he likes seeing her through the water.

John is one of those weird cold shower people cause it’s good for the skin, Dahlia thinks he’s nuts. But, he will also take bougie hot baths when he feels like he wants to pamper himself and relax. 

John would shamelessly ask Dahlia to join him in the bath and shower, he’d also jump into her shower if he catches her showering. He sees no reason not to jump at the chance to be wet and naked with her. He definitely indulges in some bubbles, though he mostly likes an intimate atmosphere in his baths with her, she likes to pick fights and will fling bubbles at him. And he always rises to the bait. 

Faith is the biggest bath fan of the family, she likes tons of bubbles, nice scented goodies, and just melting into the warm water. Showers are just if she’s exhausted and wants a quick clean. 

Faith absolutely loves taking baths with Dahlia, lots of bubbles, any bubble fights are very teasing and playful. Faith liking to gather handfuls and blow them at Dahlia, making her swat them away like a cat. 

NSFW UNDER CUT (this got long)

3. Any kinks they clash on?

There’s not a lot of kinks that she clashes with with any of the Seeds, other than hair pulling. Jacob and John both like pulling hair; they’re rougher with Dahlia than Faith or Joseph. But for Dahlia having her hair pulled is actually triggering and upsetting for her, because of previous abuse. So, that’s a clash that’s usually worked around with just pressing on the head, neck, or ya know a leash/collar if need be. 

Dahlia doesn’t a hundred percent get Joseph’s foot thing (Joseph has a foot thing, fight me), but it’s a non issue. She may not get why he like touching her feet or having her foot on his dick, but hey, it makes him feel good and she likes doing that. 

 Faith and Dahlia I don’t feel have any major clashes or even many semi clashes. I feel like maybe Faith is a bit more comfy with being out in the open, in nature during sex, where as Dahlia is a bit more shy. But, that shyness still leads to some…excitement for it on Dahlia’s behalf. 

7. Genital headcanons?

I can’t describe genitals

This is like the hardest thing for me to do, I remember when I did NSFW ABC’s I was struggling

Jacob has the biggest dick, big and thick. Some prominent veins. I feel like he does some shaving and trimming of his pubic hair, nothing crazy but he likes feeling like he’s doing at least some taking care of himself. His pubes are very thick, course ginger hair, a few shades darker than his head of hair. 

Joseph I feel is longer than average but closer to average in thickness  ( still bit more than average cause they all have big dicks okay, Im fantasizing let me live), i feel like he probably does the least in terms of shaving/trimming down there, cause hippie boy is hippie. It still doesn’t grow crazy and he still does some maintenance. I mean his beard isn’t insanely long or anything, so I presume he likes some trimming and care put into his appearance. Plus he just doesn’t have super crazy body hair, some kind over average thickness dark brown hair. 

John isn’t much longer than the average but is on the thicker side definitely. (I hate describing dicks and vaginas, iTS SO WEIRD) In terms of maintenance, John had the biggest difficulty growing his beard, which was frustrating, but he’s thankful for slower body hair growth when it comes to his pubes. He trims and maintains the most when it comes to the bros, the vain baby he his, he likes it neat and well taken care of. What he has is thick and dark brown. 

Faith has a very cute vagina (that sounds weird, but ehhhh) you can just see the inner lips through the outer lips, a kinda small clit that swells and peeks out when she’s turned on. Soft pale and pink skin. Her pubes are pretty well trimmed and shaved down. Sometimes she shaves it down completely, she likes feeling neat and clean, but sometimes, she can’t be bothered. It’s thin and the same sandy color of her hair. 

Dahlia also has a cute vagina (I DONT KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE PUSSYS), she has more compact and closed outer lips, very little of the inner lips or clit showing, if any. The vulva is soft and a little chubby, puffy, squishy, idk the best word. Her natural tawny tan skin and a bit of deeper redder pink to her sex than Faith’s more light pink. Her pubic hair is thick dark brown nearly black and she does trim and shave, but still keeps a patch of hair there. She mostly focuses on it not itching or getting caught in zippers. She feels weird being completely bald down their though. She did it once and it was just itchy razor burn as it grew out. 

[sighingsiren-tales]

ZODIAC MEN

So, I haven’t really said it much here but I have been healing from something terrible and this was my way of healing. I love astrology and this is something that I may start permanently in addition to the fan fiction I write here. I hope you enjoy it~Kae

*Note, this is from the perspective of a Leo Sun, Aquarius Moon, Leo Mercury, Virgo Venus and Rising and Scorpio Mars. (I’m a female) 

ARIES

❌My middle school boyfriend. Ha, you still hit me up and tell me i look cute and how we’re gonna have kids from time to time, maybe even flirt with me here and there. can’t say i don’t like it the attention but that ship sailed long ago. Funny, a definite goofball, popular after his insecurity phase was over. 

❌one of the first guys i fucked in college. lol you were fun, fun as hell. you were always easy going, funny and matched my energy relatively well but you were most definitely a fuckboy (sorry) you just liked pussy and women too much for us to ever work, assuming you even wanted us to work. You still tried to hit on me when i had a boyfriend (who was your roommate) and when you had a girlfriend. Bold as hell and he was h u g e.

❌ah, one of the few of your kind that I actually like on campus. loud personality but actually very timid. always asks me how to seduce people and tells me that I get what i want relatively easy. a ball of insecurities and emotion. learn your value king and get over that. 

TAURUS

❌over emotional man child lmao sorry. you want someone to be your mother and hold your hand and i can honestly say no one has hurt me like you have. too self absorbed, needs reassurance, can’t be himself. drinks and smokes too much. navy dude.

❌one of my self proclaimed brothers. he’s a bit of a hard ass and a commitmentphobe but he has a big heart and truly acts like a second dad haha. i love him as a friend. caring, soft, funny, protective asf (especially of me), won’t let me walk back to my dorm alone. 

❌my little brother. a pain in my ass. acts tough and hard, uses a lot of slang. needs attention and reassurance often. loves hard but can be annoying. told me he cared about me when i ran away. needs a healthier way to show his emotions. we butt heads a lot as kids. stubborn as hell. love you though kid 

❌ahh, this one (he’s a cusp kid, 4/20 hehe blaze it). honestly a super hero. so caring and sweet but also kinky and your handprint is kinda still on my ass. i had a crush on you before you did. honest, respectful, loveeessssss his mom, has a lot of female friends (which makes me a bit jealous). anime buddy. patient, protective, a bit of a temper (it’s kinda hot), the best kind of man. can get me to open up but strengthen me at the same time?? my superman, the only man i don’t mind being vulnerable to. reminds me of an anime character. a warrior with a heart of g

GEMINI

 ❌fun while it lasted and i’m pretty sure i was your flavor of the month and you were mine as well. you were funny, and meshed with my energy well. didn’t last long in bed tho😬 your laugh was contagious. really good dancer. can’t hold a relationship for your LIFE. not good with emotions, a free spirit. kinda wishy washy. didn’t like it when i avoided hanging out. 

❌quiet, had an intimidating presence. everyone thought you were scary but you were funny, logical and very headstrong. strong silent type. always opened up with me but no one else. has a “lone wolf mentality” strongest man i know. made me happy with who i am, gave the best advice. unmovable, easy going. the one i stay with at all family functions. a big chunk of my heart. love you big bro.

CANCER

 ❌absolute trash lmao. always attracted drama and stuck his nose where it didn’t belong. ultimate instigator. i think you just need a diary and a xanax. everyone said you tried to break up me and my (then) boyfriend?? cute but annoying. an acquired taste (and that’s me being nice)

❌my little baby brother. the sweetest thing upon planet earth. always asks me if i’m okay, comes to me when he’s sad and cried when i told him i was leaving for college. tells me he loves my hair and nails and always protects his big sis. always excited to see me. so smart, a damn genius actually. amazing with technology. i love you so much little man.

LEO

 ❌ahh my first love. so caring, tender, sweet but had too many scars and wounds for us to heal together. we made so many mistakes with one another but you were always trying to be my own personal naruto and, for a while, you were. and for those few months you were my everything. kept me going when i wanted to die. kissed my scars all the time. always bought me food. loved to spoil me. had a temper and hid his emotions. put everyone before himself too much. things ended bad and our egos clashed. i hurt you. i’m sorry. the last words we said to each other were good bye and i love you. 

❌someone at college who wants to fuck me lmao. always hugs me really tight, stares me down in a way where i know he’s undressing me mentally. says love is bullshit but wants a happy ending and i know it. also also, you’re not fucking me lmao.

VIRGO

 ❌my summertime coworker. a party animal, mentally resilient and smart as all hell. we fooled around once lmao but it never got far. funny as fuck. never spoke about what he had going on but i know he was hurting. a perfectionist, a scammer. 

❌sweet in a weird kinda of way. always asks if i’m okay. always asks if i need something, always willing to help. trusts me to make my own decisions and encourages me to think for myself and watch my back. hard working, quiet with bit of a hardshell. never lets anything dictate who he is. love you uncle. 

LIBRA

❌my distant friends ex; wishy washy. not very good with commitment. really cute room and good fashion sense. pretty lips; respectful and honest fuck boy. made a move on me once after a party once. pops in and out of my life. 

❌invited me to a gala once. loved the attention of having me on my arm. hated my ex. smoked weed a lot, easy going and soft spoken. never got angry, went along with anything. probably in jail or in some legal trouble right now.

SCORPIO

❌you wanna fuck me. lol i know you do and you’ve made it clear as the only thing you want me for. came up to my room and tried to barge in after i told you not to. kinda creepy. quiet. doesn’t say much. always seemingly where i am. in my same major, soooo tall, soft spoke voice. 

❌oh boy. obsessive. possessive, jealous. we were good friends. then you fell in love with me. i didn’t think of you that way. you told me it was okay and then began to blow up my phone with messages, text my friends to ask where i was and blow up on me when i said we needed space and cursed me out. safe to say we don’t talk anymore. when i blocked you, you emailed me an apology and asked my friend to tell me you’re sorry and give me your letter. overthinks a lot. always needs to be in the know and/or control. consuming. reallll timid and unconfident. weed addict. total beta male.

❌you’re sexy. i’ll give you that. and you’re smart. you pop and out of my life. easy going. sweet. quiet, distant and a little annoying with your wishy washyness. i took your virginity 😬 lmao yikes. always around a group of females. nice hair, always played in mine. really funny and the times where you matched my energy it was magic. 

SAGITTARIUS

❌lol uh i knew you in high school. went to harvard. super super attractive, very competitive and very funny. had a pretty chill vibe. i wanted to kiss you. had perfect teeth, the valedictorian of the class before me. 

❌a hardass, lol. sees things like they’re black and white. has a funny side, hilariousssss but in a mean kind of way. doesn’t show much emotions but you know he cares. blunt. caring in his own way. took me to get my first tattoo. affectionate in a awkward pat back type of way. when he sees me sad, he helps best he can although that’s not always in the best of ways. helped me get through my grammy’s death. my dad. 

CAPRICORN

 ❌ah the fwb that turned into my boyfriend. we should’ve never happened. i care for you but a relationship was a bad idea. we started based off sex. was fucking a lot of girls when when with me (9 of them lmao yikes 😬) aloof, funny, dorky, another anime buddy. thinks he knows everything, thinks he’s a god (literally), an emotional baby when it comes down to it. made me his reason and told me he loved me. i regret telling you i loved you too. gas s god complex and wants things to come to him with minimal effort. 

❌ahh, you always had a thing for me. you and everyone else told me. held my umbrella for me while we walked in the rain. told me i was perfect, always promised that you’d marry me. pop in my life from time to time. down with anything. 

AQUARIUS

❌ ahhh the forbidden fruit. distant, friendly, charming, a liar. very sexual, always complimented me and once told me he loved me(yikes). really cute, made me feel special, has been trying to get me for yrs. not sure if it’s just sex or if it’s more but not giving myself the chance to be hurt and find out. sometimes i wonder what we could’ve been but the drama attached to your back makes me think otherwise. i still think of you from time to time. great kisser. 

PISCES 

❌my self proclaimed older brother. really knowledgeable, wise, sweet, loves his girlfriend with all his heart. encourages me to open up. supports me the best way i need, not always want lol. funny, a meme lord, hilarious in a subtle way. knows he’s that bitch. has almost all female friends but still retains his masculinity perfectly stronger than he lets on. an absolute blessing. helped me learn to love who i was and to be open to living others.

❌a wanna be gangster. lmao wants to fuck me but not happening. a big ball of unsorted through emotions. needs to get over his toxic masculinity but soft, caring. a big ass baby. unfaithful and childish. needs to learn his self worth within himself. daddy issues.

[dolcenco]

Nothing Happened

Request: Hi bb I LOVE your writing!! 😩❤️ Prompt 1: 37 with 22 from 50 Ways to say I love you, Joel Smut pls! I don’t know if i did it right 😅 @prettyboypimentel

Joel Pimentel x Reader

Warning/s: Sinful smut (literally); cheating

Prompt 1: “Can I kiss you?”

Prompt 2: Listening to them while they vent.

S/N: The Joel entry for the valentine request is up, everybody! I was supposed to post this yesterday but upon hearing pretend it gave me a new vibe and i just had to re-write this!!! Hope you liked this babe and belated happy valentines day <3 

Disclaimer: Do not, I repeat do not resolve or relieve your anger and/or conflicts towards your boyfriend or s/o this way. I’ve been cheated on before and it broke me and I don’t want anyone to go through what I did. The story is purely inspired by pretend :((

Lastly, this is purely fiction. The actions of Chris and Joel in this fic does not reflect the boys we know and love. 

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“How can you even fucking forget that it was valentines?!” You hissed at your boyfriend.

He groaned loudly in frustration his patience wearing thin as he paces in the middle of your hotel room, “Lo siento, okay, fuck how many times do I have to tell you!” he fumed.

You glared at Christopher, burning holes through his thick skull.

It was valentines day and you were planning to spend an intimate night with your boyfriend after their show. Rose petals scattered across the bed, chilled red wine on the side and in his favourite lacy underwear on you. You both agreed to meet here at the hotel by 10:00 PM to spend the valentines evening and waited for him until 1:00 AM. He never came until he arrives at your hotel room stumbling in tipsy at 2:00 AM, reeking with the smell of alcohol. Completely forgetting about the valentines date, forgetting about you.

“I prepared everything and even texted you! How can you fucking forget!” You roared.

Christopher was done. “You know what, I can’t fucking deal with this shit” He growls, leaving the hotel room slamming the door behind you.

You cursed loudly, running your hand through your hair in frustration. You sat on the floor of your hotel room, burrying your face in your hands and sighed loudly in attempt to relieve yourself some of the anger in you. It was the worst valentines ever.

Moments later, there was a knock on the door. You wiped a few tears from your eyes before walking over to answer. You were about to yell at the person thinking it was Chris, but surprised to find Joel instead.

You were stunned because of two things: First, what was he doing knocking on your hotel room at 2:00 AM and second, why does he look so hot. He was leaning against the door frame and was sweating as if he just finished working out. He was wearing a black shirt, sleeved folded to his shoulders, accentuating his muscular biceps. 

His eyebrows shot up, eyes wide when you greeted him in just your underwear. At this point, you didn’t care.

“Oh, Joel. It’s you.” You snapped, turning around to pour yourself a glass of wine. “Come in.”

“Uh, is Chris here?” He steps inside, taking a seat on the edge of your bed. Fury starts to bubble inside of you again at the mention of your boyfriend’s name.

“Does he it look like he’s here” you snapped, taking a sip from your glass your back still facing Joel.

Joel was taken a back by your sudden sass. “Woah, you okay?” he asks cautiously. You finally turn to face him as you swirl the glass in your hand.

“My boyfriend blew me off for valentines by completely forgetting that we had a date but other than that, everything is splendid.” You snapped, flashing him a tight sarcastic smile. “How about you, Pimentel?”

He scratches the back of his neck awkwardly, “Oh shit, I-I didn’t know…” He says, getting distracted at the sight of you in your underwear.

With a sigh, you couldn’t take it anymore. 

“Your friend is unbelievable!” You bursted as a stream of rants escape your lips.

He gulps, as he watches you rant attempting to push the dirty thoughts to the back of his mind. Christopher was right. You were hot as fuck when you were mad. Joel was thankful that he was wearing baggy tracks to hide his growing boner.

He coughed awkwardly while you ranted before he interrupts you. “Uh, (y/n), do you mind wearing some clothes on.” He croaks out, trying not to look at you because his boner started to ache.

You glared at him, putting down your glass of wine and stepped closer to him. You hated being told what to do. Fury was still coursing through your body and Joel knew he made the wrong move. “Don’t tell me what to do, Pimentel. Who left you in charge?” You hissed.

His hands flew up in surrender, “Jeez, woman what got your panties twisted in a bunch, I was just saying. When is Chris coming back anyway?”

“Go ask him yourself.” You snapped and Joel just lost his patience. He stood up, his tall broad frame towering over you, his nose flaring in annoyance.

“Chris should teach you a thing or two about manners. You don’t get to talk to me like that, Princess” He sneers. The way he called you princess just agitated you even further.

“Who are you to tell me what to do, Curly” You growled. Joel curled his fist at his side taking a step closer towards you, completely pissed as fuck now.

“Call me curly one more time or so help me” he says through gritted teeth.

“Try me, Pimentel” You challenged.

You were so pissed at Joel, you didn’t notice your bare back hit the cold wall as Joel’s glare bored into yours.

You realize that his face was inches from yours, his lips just hovering on top of your mouth. Your eyes darts to his lips and back to his brown eyes. Your heart was racing from the adrenaline and the tension growing between you two. Joel bites his lips, pressing his hands against the wall at the side of your face. He couldn’t stop staring at your lips.

“Can I kiss you?” He whispers just above your mouth, your lips just centimeters apart.

“Oh, fuck it.” Your lips crashed against his. The kiss was hungry, your tongues battling in dominance. There was a small pang of guilt in your mind but diminished instantly when Joel’s cold hands, rubs at your side, gliding over your smooth warm skin travelling to the small of your back and finally reaching your ass.

He squeeze harshly before one of his hands glides against your warm skin stopping at the back of your knees. He raised your leg to his waist, giving him acess to grind his crotch against your semi-naked as he kissed your neck until it left a mark.

He picks up your other leg to hook both around his waist as you wrapped your arms around his neck, your hands threading his soft curly hair.

He makes a low hot grunt, sending you to a frenzy when you tugged on his hair. He tosses you on the bed, spreading your legs for him. You bit your lip. He looked so hot in between your legs. He dipped down, his lips hovering just above your pussy.

“You’re so wet for me, Darling. Bet Chris can’t make you this wet like I can.”

You let out a frustrated grunt when he licks you through your lacy thong making you squirm under his wet tongue.

He pulls the lacy fabric aside giving your pussy a long hard lick. You moaned his name out loud, arching your back from the pleasure, your hands flying to his luscious curly hair.

He started flicking his tongue against the sensitive bud, his lips wrapping around your throbbing clit. A surge of electrified pleasure courses through your body, the much needed release of pent up sexual frustration. “Fuck, Joel”

His tongue was replaced with his cold fingers, playing with your wet folds teasing the fuck out of you. “Do you want me to finger you baby?”

You bucked your hips against his fingers, wanting them inside you. “Fuck, yes, Joel, yes!” You groaned.

He slides a finger in between your soaking folds, moving in and out of you slowly. You wanted more, you wanted more of him.

“Faster” you begged. He quickens the pace, his eyes watching your reaction as your features twist in pleasure at the feeling of his fingers moving fast inside of you.

“Don’t stop, Joel, oh god please don’t stop” You whimpered and he continues to thrust his fingers in and out of your wet pussy. Not stopping the pleasure, his lips hover over one of your breast, prying them out of your bra. Your eyes lock with his as he licks your aching bud, sucking delicately.

You arch back towards his mouth, begging him not to stop. The pleasure was making your dizzy making you tug on his hair. He moves to the skin just on the top of your nipples, licking it before sucking lightly enough to leave a mark but small enough for Chris to notice.

“I’m gonna cum, Joel. Don’t fucking stop” you whimpered and with that, Joel thrusts his fingers in and out if you faster.

“Cum for me babe. I want you to cum for me. ” He whispers into your ear, kissing your earlobe before sucking it gently.

“Oh fuck!” You screamed, throwing your head back as waves of pleasure crashed through you as you came.

When you came down from your high, he pulls out his fingers sucking your juices clean.“No wonder Chris couldn’t get enough of you, you taste so good, princess.”

“Thanks” you panted, catching your breath.

But before Joel can say anything more, you hear the door of the hotel room unlock and you both cursed under your breath. Adjusting your underwear, you get under the covers as Joel stood up straight and fixed his hair a little.

“(Y/n)? Baby i’m sorry.” Christopher enters the hotel room and stops mid-way when he notices Joel “oh hey bro.” His eyes darts on you then to his band mate.

“I was just looking for you, man but I think you guys need to sort out something so, see you later, dude” Joel says, patting Chris’ back.

“Bye, (y/n)” he smirks and leaves the room but not before he winks at you.

You bite your lip as you turned to Chris. Pretending that nothing happened in the last few seconds.