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my South Park couples(of the future guys I’ve made so far)
Kyle x Nicole(romantic)
Stan x Henrietta(romantic)
Wendy x Darwin(romantic)
Eric x yentl(romantic)
victor x Bradley(romantic)
Kenny x Tammy(open romantic)
Craig x tweek(romantic)
Clyde x Bebe(romantic platonic)
red x Kevin(romantic)
Tricia x Karen(queerplatonic)
#def gonna post my South Park sexualities after this#I’ve had y’all waiting too long#my stuffy stuff#shipping#🐛my stories🦋#text#South Park#USED THE WRONGNAME SH-T#BRADLEY NOT GARY NOOOO#F-CK GARY
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Book Recommendations 📚📒
Business and Leadership:
"Good to Great" by Jim Collins
"The Lean Startup" by Eric Ries
"Zero to One" by Peter Thiel
"Leaders Eat Last" by Simon Sinek
"Outliers: The Story of Success" by Malcolm Gladwell
Success and Personal Development:
"The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People" by Stephen R. Covey
"Mindset: The New Psychology of Success" by Carol S. Dweck
"Atomic Habits" by James Clear
"Grit: The Power of Passion and Perseverance" by Angela Duckworth
"The Power of Habit" by Charles Duhigg
Mental Health and Well-being:
"The Power of Now" by Eckhart Tolle
"Feeling Good: The New Mood Therapy" by David D. Burns
"The Gifts of Imperfection" by Brené Brown
"The Anxiety and Phobia Workbook" by Edmund J. Bourne
"The Dialectical Behavior Therapy Skills Workbook" by Matthew McKay, Jeffrey C. Wood, and Jeffrey Brantley
Goal Setting and Achievement:
"Goals!: How to Get Everything You Want—Faster Than You Ever Thought Possible" by Brian Tracy
"The 12 Week Year" by Brian P. Moran and Michael Lennington
"Drive: The Surprising Truth About What Motivates Us" by Daniel H. Pink
"The One Thing" by Gary Keller and Jay Papasan
"Smarter Faster Better" by Charles Duhigg
Relationships and Communication:
"How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie
"The 5 Love Languages" by Gary Chapman
"Crucial Conversations: Tools for Talking When Stakes Are High" by Al Switzler, Joseph Grenny, and Ron McMillan
"Nonviolent Communication: A Language of Life" by Marshall B. Rosenberg
"Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus" by John Gray
Self-Help and Personal Growth:
"The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck" by Mark Manson
"Daring Greatly" by Brené Brown
"Awaken the Giant Within" by Tony Robbins
"The Miracle Morning" by Hal Elrod
"You Are a Badass" by Jen Sincero
Science and Popular Science:
"Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind" by Yuval Noah Harari
"The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks" by Rebecca Skloot
"Cosmos" by Carl Sagan
"A Short History of Nearly Everything" by Bill Bryson
"The Selfish Gene" by Richard Dawkins
Health and Nutrition:
"The China Study" by T. Colin Campbell and Thomas M. Campbell II
"In Defense of Food" by Michael Pollan
"Why We Sleep" by Matthew Walker
"Born to Run" by Christopher McDougall
"The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan
Fiction and Literature:
"To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee
"1984" by George Orwell
"The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald
"The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger
"Pride and Prejudice" by Jane Austen
#books#books and reading#reading#goodreads#bookshelf#bookish#readersofinstagram#reading list#personal improvement#personal development#life advice#advice
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The Matthews-Goldstein-Lipschitz-McNeils

While I make some more alignment charts, voilà, here's my rendition of the Jon Matteson family tree!
Gary and Paul are brothers, and they have an older sister who my sister and I definitely didn't name after Jon himself. There's quite a big age difference between the siblings, with twelve years between Joan and Paul (Gary's somewhere undecided between there).
I've seen many people headcanon Gary as Richie and Trevor's dad, but I just canNOT see that man raising children. Plus, the surnames don't match up. Speaking of surnames, though, Gary changed his on his own accord, purely for his lawyer brand. "Gary Matthews" just didn't have the right ring to it.
Joan has three sons: Trevor, Richard ("Richie") and Daniel. Trevor and Richie are twins (Trevor is eleven minutes older, I don't make the rules). Paul used to be saddled with babysitting the trio, and as a result, he's very close with his nephews, even now that they don't need babysitting anymore. He's especially close with Richie. BONUS: Trevor is the reason Paul had to see Godspell at the rec center. Trev was in it, and he also thought it was awful (in a fun way).
Since Black Friday tells us two of Linda's sons aren't Gerald's, and Lauren has confirmed that Linda and Gary have had at least one affair, we put two and two together and now Gary's the biological father of Trent and Seaton. (Seaton was picked at random, and Trent being Gary's child was just obvious). Whether or not Gary knows this is up to interpretation. It's possible Linda's the only one who knows.
Wallace McNeil and Boy Jerry are brothers and the cousins of Joan, Gary and Paul. Wallace got the f*ck out of Hatchetfield the moment he had the possibility to. Girl Jeri converted Boy Jerry into such deep Christianity, but then he took it further than she ever had.
Due to Lauren confirming Linda and Gary's affair/s (whether it was a joke or not, I take that as canon now), Roman Murray and the Monroe family aren't a part of this family in any official, legitimate way (*cough* looking at you, Gary and his illegitimate children *cough*).
For reasons I hope are obvious, Wiggly isn't included either.
Now just imagine the family gatherings. Summer barbecues, where Trevor takes every opportunity to reference the Barbecue Monologues. Christmas celebrations that Boy Jerry is specifically asked not to show up to. He shows up anyway — even the time they didn't tell him at whose house they were celebrating. Birthday parties where no one has any idea what to buy the birthday person. What does Paul get Trevor the theater kid? What would Boy Jerry get Richie the anime nerd? What does anyone get Paul the Normal Man?
#the best and most cursed family#starkid#starkid npmd#starkid tgwdlm#starkid black friday#starkid bf#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#nerdy prudes must die#jon matteson family tree#jon matteson#paul matthews#tgwdlm paul#paul tgwdlm#gary goldstein#black friday gary#richie lipschitz#richie npmd#npmd richie#trevor lipschitz#npmd trevor#daniel lipschitz#daniel stopwatch#hatchetfield daniel#boy jerry#hatchetfield boy jerry#girl jeri#hatchetfield girl jeri
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CHAPTER 1- “what. The. F*ck”
Ford pines x platonic!teenage!reader
Summary- Reader and their friends go out to the forest. When reader is looking for a secluded area to pee instead they find a creepy statue. That definitely won’t lead to nothing more… right?
Warnings- teeny bit of swearing, reader is gender neutral, this is probably the only time these friends will be in the story they are only here to add context for the chapter.
it’s been 4 months since stand and Ford returned from their travels on the Stan o’ War and for the most part life has been normal. fords house is still ‘The Mystery Shack’ Stan and Soos co-manage the shack, Ford still continues his studies of Gravity Falls even writing a 4th jornal (it’s more of a personal jornal just for Dipper) and best of all there is no Bill. The pines family is no longer being terrorised by demonic triangle. YAY!
Now for you a 17 year old kid living in Gravity Falls. You are very ordinary you go to high school, have a close group of friends, decent grades and like every other teenager in Gravity falls you want to get the hell out of there. Even with Gravity Falls weirdness for example the gnomes you’ve encountered (that tried to force you to become their wife), and the ghost that haunts you’re old hangout spot (the abandoned 24h convenient store) the weird and supernatural just never really interested you.
Now for the present. It is a Saturday afternoon July 2017 you and your friends (Maren, Rebekah, Owen, and Julia) All decided to go deep Into the forest just for something to do. Owen and Julia were walking ahead of you, Maren, Rebekah, and You were gossiping about some junior his name was something like Gary? Gideon? Definitely on those lines. You spoke about his criminal history what is insane as at the baby age of 11 this boy was in prison. You all continued walking until you shouted to the group.
“Wait guys! I gotta pee” you shout so Owen and Julia would hear aswell.
Rebekah turned to you “babe… where about are you gonna pee? We are miles away from any bathroom.”
You look around and see a patch of land totally hidden with thick trees. “I’ll go over there” you point.
“Cool. We’ll just be here” Owen nods.
You walk over to the “pee spot” you walk into the tall trees and as you do the vibe changes from ‘normal woods’ to ‘suddenly I don’t need to pee anymore’. You feel as if you are being watched. You walk further in trying to shake the feeling. That is until you see a stone statue sticking out from the ground. It’s triangle shaped. On the one hand it’s creepy but on the other how can anything look creepy when it’s wearing a top hat and bow tie? You take a quick picture of it muttering under your breath “ahaha this is cool” and quickly leave (without peeing). You head back to the group not mentioning the statue you saw. A few hours pass and it’s getting dark so all of you head home.
When you 5 make it back to main gravity falls you all go your separate ways saying byes. The walk to your house isn’t long just 5 minutes away from lazy Susan’s diner. You reach you’re home taking out you’re key from you’re pocket and letting yourself in, you heat up left over pasta in the microwave and go to your room. You place the bowl on your dresser when you see a black book sitting on your bed. You know for a fact you didn’t put it there. Curiosity takes over and you pick it up skimming through the pages and taking in it’s horrifying illustrations and stories.
Two things you notice about the book-
1) the book was covered in drawing of the statue you saw in the woods. (Strange)
2) there was one man who repeatedly showed up. You recognise his face from somewhere… you take a moment to think that’s when it hits you the mystery shack! This is the man who owns the mystery shack!! You need to talk to him ask him what the fuck is going on.
You close the book and toss it under your bed not wanting to look at it any longer the only thing you can say is
“What. The. Fuck.”
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Okay!!! Chapter 1 done. Yay!! I know the dates and ages of characters I’ve used may not line up with the actual plot of GF but oh well just try to ignore it lol
#gravity falls fic#gravity falls#gravity falls stanford#stanford pines#ford pines x reader#stanford pines x reader#stanly pines#ford pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#soos ramirez#wendy corduroy
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Gary "Roach" Sanderson headcanons
Warnings: None

Gary is a fairly positive person, especially when he is around his teammates.
Likes to play pranks on everyone, especially Ghost.
Encourages therapy, even though Price had to trick him into seeing a therapist.
Odd sense of humor
On the spectrum
Slow games piss him off
Gets so focused on missions, he needs 2-3 days in order to get back in routine.
Physical touch love language. Very touchy with people he feels close to.
Is into gift giving and loves giving stuff he finds, or creates, to people.
If you let him talk, he will TALK. I mean, 3-8 hours will be spent of you listening to his current hyperfixations, or interests.
Mind is sometimes faster than his speech. He might stop for a minute, reboot and get back to talking.
Definitely a jokester. Will crack a joke in an uncomfortable moment.
Places small weird figurines in newbies rooms to freak them out. Thus said, he also hides in between the walls, or vents and make weird sounds - creeping the hell out of everyone. (He may or may not have recorded the reactions and would have uploaded them, if Price haven't caught him.)
Teaches recruits about vines simultaneously while teaching them old survival techniques.
CHAOTIC all around.
Tea party someone? Bonnets are involved. (If you lack a bonnet, it will be provided for you!)
Loves "baby" Soap (the sergeant). Shares lip-balm and with and ONLY him. Nobody knows why~
Eats Kinder eggs in front of Graves while maintaining an INTENSE eye contact with him, to assert dominance.
Good with the violin. Heard Gaz sing in the showers one time and assisted him with his instrument. Yes...while in the shower.
Duo with Gaz in an Las Almas local bar. Brough both Ale and Rudy to tears.
Has a major in History.
Walks around base with a wing shaped backpack and antennas.
Has a small cottage in a rural area, which only few people know about.
Loves writing and sending letters. Makes his own wax seal stamps.
Can crochet and is obsessed with cottage-core everything.
Is obsessed with planning stuff out and mapping tasks in his notebook, with highlighters.
Has a sweet tooth; drinks his tea with lots of sugar.
Has an expensive coffee taste. Prefer drinking coffee from small barista shops.
Favorite tv character: Jake Peralta from b99.
Loves horror, fantasy and sci-fi movies. Talks too much through them, or get engrossed to the point he forgets to move for the duration of the movie.
As a boyfriend/spouse:
Attentive boyfriend.
Will give you a gifts just because.
Loves talking about everything.
He will ask if you want to visit his cottage with him, but if you are not into this, he will not force it upon you. It will stay his own secluded hideout.
But, if you are into the cottage, especially cottage life, oh boy, Roach is all in. He will be over the moon and insist you move in there as soon as possible.
Be sure that his team knows about you, before you even meet them. Roach is constantly babbling about you to whoever listens.
He will text and call you whenever he can, needing to hear your voice.
He is on the fence when it comes to children. Can have, but not particularly interested.
Tries to cook for you, fails miserably, or get anxious when the food take a long time to cook. Cooking is just not his thing. Thus being said, he still cooks easy fast meals, he knows he will not f*ck up.
Prefers canning and preserving stuff instead.
Loves picnic and coffee dates.
Doesn't smoke, unless he has a nightmare, is anxious, or a night out - drinking. If you smoke, its okay, he won't judge or exclude you. Will steal and bring you a cigar from Price, if you smoke cigars. But shh... don't tell the captain.
#call of duty#call of duty mw2#cod men#roach cod#gary roach sanderson#cod roach#gary sanderson#call of duty 2009#call of duty mwii#cod mw2
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Zutara-stans like these need to stop talking about issues they don’t care about.

I’m not gonna invalidate some of the legitimate issues with Bryke’s work, but this is ridiculously hypocritical coming for a scumbag like longing-for-rain.
Call this racist all you want, I ain’t gonna touch this because I’m not Indian. But like the points made about The Fire Nation being colonizers is still a legit point, and this played-for-laughs hallucination has nothing to do with that.
Also, unsurprisingly this person is huge Zuko d!ck-rider. Who says weird stuff like this.

And weirder stuff like this.

Y’all act like Bryke are Hitler, but y’all praise Zuko (someone they wrote no less) and act like he was always a perfect Gary-Stu who could do no wrong to the point where you can’t even take any criticism towards the nation he’s from despite Zuko himself calling his nations colonization of other tribes. And y’all villainize Aang to no end, with objectively wrong statements that make no sense. Let’s be real, the only reason you’re upset that Aang isn’t celibate is because he gets in the way of your precious fan-pairing, although really he doesn’t even get in the way of anything, seeing as it a FAN-pairing your pissy about.
Also this scumbag has no right to whine about issues like racism in this show, seeing that they think writing r@pe-fics about their favorite characters is revolutionary high art.

Not to mention arguing with and invalidating an ACTUAL indigenous person for calling out a post about “Zutara giving Zuko better in-laws, because it completely glosses over the fact that Katara would also have people like Ozai as an in-law and multiple other in-laws who colonized her tribe and ordered the death of her mom.




F*ck you longing-for-rain. You don’t care about racism, you don’t care about colonization, you don’t care about Katara, you don’t care about actual indigenous people or their feelings, you don’t even care about the show you claim to love. You only care about projecting yourself onto Katara so you can f*ck Zuko and then hurls childish insults anyone who so much as criticizes you for your weird-@$$ takes. You’re a loser and you need to seriously go outside a rethink your life, girl.
#anti zutara#anti zutara stans#anti zutara shippers#pro katara#katara defense squad#katara deserved better#a:tla#avatar: the last airbender#atla fandom critical#atla fandom problems#seriously#what’s wrong with you
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THE REAL HILLARY CLINTON.
THESE ARE ALL HER ACTUAL WORDS:
“If I’m indicted, I’ll take half of DC with me!”
(1) "Where is the G-d damn flag? I want the G-d damn f*cking flag up every morning at f*cking sunrise". Hillary to staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day 1991. From the book "Inside the White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244
(2) "F*ck off! It's enough I have to see you shit-kickers every day! I'm not going to talk to you, too! Just do your G-ddamn job and keep your mouth shut." Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good Morning." From the book "America Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p.90
(3) "If you want to remain on this detail, get your f*cking ass over here and grab those bags!" Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident. From the book "The First Partner" p. 25
(4) "Stay the f*ck back, stay the f*ck back away from me! Don't come within ten yards of me, or else! Just f*cking do as I say, Okay!!?" Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail. From the book "Unlimited Access" by Clinton 's FBI Agent-in-Charge, Gary Aldridge, p.139
(5) "Where's the miserable c*ck sucker?" (otherwise known as "Bill Clinton") Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer. From the book "The Truth about Hillary" by Edward Klein, p. 5
(6) "You f*cking idiot" Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event. From the book "Crossfire" ~pg. 84
(7) "Put this SOB on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo!! I need those f*cking sunglasses! We need to go back! - Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turn back while in route to Air Force One. From the book " Dereliction of Duty" p. 71-72
(8) "Come on Bill, put your d*ck up! You can't f*ck her here!!" Hillary to Gov. Bill Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female. From the book "Inside the White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 243
There it is ........book, chapter and page.......the real Hillary Rotten Clinton!
Additionally, It is a well known fact that when she walked around the White House, NO ONE was permitted to look her in the eye, they all had to lower their heads with their eyes towards the ground whenever she walked by. Clearly, America dodged a bullet when she was defeated by Trump in 2016! This ill-tempered, violent, loud-potty mouthed, hateful and abusive woman wanted to be our President more than anything and have total control as Commander-in-Chief of our Military, the very Military for which she has shown incredible disrespect and disdain throughout her public life. Remember her most vile comment about Benghazi after she REFUSED to send Military back-up when the Ambassador was under attack: "What difference at this point does it make?" Now it will be clear why the crew of "Marine One" helicopter nick-named the craft, "BROOMSTICK ONE" whenever they had to transport her anywhere.
Credit ~ Real Texas Conservative
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I’m reading Reveal, and it’s wild how many ways Robbie and Gary are constantly at odds with each other. The tension, the misunderstandings, the back-and-forth—it’s endless. Honestly, at this point, I genuinely think if they could just f*ck it out, all their issues would disappear. Decades of rivalry, resentment, and unresolved feelings? Gone in one night. It would probably be the most productive thing they’ve ever done together.
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Gary Legum at Wonkette:
It has now been three weeks since Rümeysa Öztürk, a Turkish graduate student at Tufts University, was kidnapped off the street by America’s immigration Gestapo. Öztürk was told that Secretary of State Marco Rubio had revoked her student visa, and she was now going to be deported. Her supposed crime? Writing an op-ed in the Tufts student paper last year criticizing the school for not listening more to its students who were protesting the United States’ support of Israel’s actions in the Gaza Strip. Since then, reporters have kept trying to remind Rubio that there’s this whole constitutionally guaranteed right to free speech that even noncitizen visa holders in the United States have. Rubio’s response has been to darkly hint, without showing a lick of evidence — because there is no evidence, it’s all an excuse to take their bigot dicks out for a swing — that Öztürk has been supporting terrorists or some other nefarious activity. You’re not going to believe this, but Rubio is so full of shit that his shoes squish when he walks. This is not just us talking, it’s also the Washington Post. The paper reported on Monday the sequence of events that led up to the sight of six armed and masked dipshits handcuffing a foreign grad student on her way to break her Ramadan fast. According to the Post, the Department of Homeland Security recommended revoking Öztürk’s visa under the Immigration and Nationality Act. The State Department then looked into the case and produced an answering memo stating that the Trump administration had produced exactly zero evidence that Öztürk had made antisemitic statements (which wouldn’t have been grounds for deportation even if she had, see the point about the First Amendment above) or done anything “in support of Hamas,” as DHS claimed. Therefore, State concluded, Rubio did not have grounds for revoking her visa. Ah, but what if there was another authority under the INA that allowed Rubio to revoke the visa? An authority that the legislation describes as the “Fuck 'em, what are they gonna do, sue us” provision?
So Congress passed a law that says 1) you can be deported if you committed some ill-defined offense against America, and 2) you can be deported if you DIDN’T commit some ill-defined offense against America so long as the secretary of State is a weak-willed and galactically bigoted moron.
[...] How did Öztürk get on DHS’s radar, anyway? Do they have legions of eager white supremacists fresh off internships at The Daily Caller combing the nation’s college newspapers looking for anyone with a foreign-sounding name who might dare to suggest that America shouldn’t provide bombs to a country that we know will drop them on defenseless civilian populations? Actually, we wouldn’t put that past them. But in this case, Öztürk may have come to DHS’s attention through Canary Mission, a mysterious group that has been doxing foreign anti-Israel protesters in an obvious effort to get them deported, or at least scare them into shutting up.
[...] On Monday, the ACLU was in a Vermont courtroom representing Öztürk. After her abduction, she was almost immediately flown to a concentration camp — excuse us, “detention center” — in Louisiana to await deportation proceedings. The government had hustled to get her from Boston into a jurisdiction in the South, where the judges are a lot less friendly to immigrants. The ACLU argues that while the government has the right to revoke Öztürk’s visa, she was illegally arrested. The organization’s lawyers who are representing Öztürk argued she should be brought back to New England and released for the duration of the proceedings. Unfortunately, even getting her back up North will take awhile. A couple of days before the hearing, Öztürk released an affidavit describing her abduction and transport to Louisiana, and it sounds fucking insane. The government isn’t prepared for the huge influx of unfortunate people caught in the Trump administration’s ramped-up deportation regime, so it doesn’t have adequate space and supplies for them.
The Trump Regime’s plans to deport Rümeysa Öztürk are a slap in the face to American values.
#ICE Raids#Marco Rubio#Donald Trump#SCOTUS#Mass Deportations#Rümeysa Öztürk#Tufts University#Immigration and Nationality Act#Canary Mission
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Trying to wrap my head around it.
Jimmy Carter jeopardized his Presidency when he admitted he lusted for women in his heart.
Gary Hart's nomination tanked after a woman sat in his lap.
Trump f*cks a porn star and admits he grabs women by the p*ssy and Republicans look the other way.
"Nothing to see here" !!!
What a country!
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April 10th 2025
Album playlist: Deafheaven - Lonely People with Power Barker - Stochastic Drift Yumiko Morioka and Takashi Kokubo - Gaiaphilia Malcolm Todd - Malcolm Todd Perfume Genius - Glory Skrillex - F*ck U Skrillex You Think Ur Andy Warhol… Gary Clark Jr. - This Land Self Esteem - Prioritise Pleasure Tee Lopes - TMNT Shredder's Revenge OST Luna Sea - Mother (1994)
The Horrors' albums: V Skying Strange House (2007)
#the horrors#april 10th#2025#snuron#album playlist#deafheaven#barker#malcolm todd#chest pain#self esteem#perfume genius#shoegaze#listening to
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I have come to realize I never understood the concept of a guy being dreamy until I got to know of Mile Phakphum. Man literally stepped out as an early 00's romcon lead but the worst part is he's not just a figment of someone's imagination a Gary Stu that is suppose to represent an ideal he is REAL and more DORKY and charming that you can imagine. What the actual F*ck.

nonny, you don't know the half of it...
every other day I describe him as a kdrama hero whose plotline would be so patently absurd I would be scoffing if someone wrote that script, yet ... it's not?! Like who the hell is an actual chaebol baby CEO model A-list actor musician who also looks like he'd be CAST to play a chaebol baby CEO model A-list actor musician too??? AND HAS A SOULMATE WHO IS ALSO MODEL A-LIST ACTOR FASHION DESIGNER WITH A DARK PAST CONNECTED TO HIM???
Like it's one thing to have sexy CEO vibes, but have you seen the profile pictures of actual fortune 500 CEOs? Let me tell you, Mile more looks like an actor cast to play a CEO and than a real CEO except apparently he's both now?! (Kinn canon Theerapankyul Industries CEO send tweet).
on the days I don't describe him as a kdrama character, i lie in the dark and cry as i think about how he's probably not real because he's a perfect boyfriend made up by Taylor Swift to be the main character in one of her songs. Is Wildest Dreams about Mile Phakphum? Did he only come into existence because she wrote a song?
I understand all those people who finally see them and are emotionally distressed they exist because I'm still not convinced Mile's real, and when I find out he is I'm going to...need to recalibrate reality. His existence makes me feel mentally ill in the way that I feel like we mass hallucinated his existence because there's no fucking way he can be real except a series of real-time photos and video and IG and FB posts prove he is.
did he not get the memo most chaebol babies and ceos are decidedly average looking? and the nerve of him to have a gorgeous soulmate too?? how dare he.
I need to go lie down.
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She seems to be thinking on what to respond while she chews. Then swallows.
Mirla: A prolapse of the v*ginal canal can happen. But that happens the older you get.
WHAT THE F*CK!?
Mirla: But... besides low or dead sex drive while malnourished, colds, fainting, loss of the period, people with a v*gina can get anthropy and get lacerations during intercourse, especially if the act does not happen often. All of that is a muscle at the end of the day.
Oh dang. Being human sounds horrible.
Mirla: That's why I thought you were joking.
Sir: …… LADIES IM IMPLEMENTING A STRICT HEALTH REGINE STARTING TODAY!!
The three female human prostitutes all groan and protest saying they don’t need it while the one guy laughs at them
Sir: DONT THINK YOURE GETTING OUT OF THIS TOO GARY!!
Gary: bro! But I don’t have-
Sir: DONT CARE. VITAMINS EVERY DAY B*TCH! AND CARBS AND CARDIO!
lol
Gold: oh my stars, but your hole is better now right???
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And she was one of the first prosecutors to champion alternatives to incarceration for people.

But seriously regarding Aubrey Graham I’m glad there’s people who are condemning his inappropriate conduct towards teenage girls because though he’s not the typical man with a van predator his texting, hanging out and being inappropriate with them is still wrong and it’s giving pedo
how is a man almost forty years old and he’s talking and texting teenage girls like he’s around their age?
and he has the nerve to say that if he was a predator why isn’t he locked up yet(r Kelly Weinstein, bill Cosby , Gary glitter amongst others will like to have a word) and make light of something as serious as child molestation?!?
“The one record where you say you got molested, ah f*ck me, I just made the whole connection. This about to get so depressing, this is trauma from your own confessions. It’s when your father leave you home alone with no protection, so neglected. That’s why these pedoph*le raps is shit you so obsessed with”
Not so fun fact : Kendrick was never molested as a child. His mother was a victim of child sexual abuse and so she was extra on-guard towards him as a result. Drake would have known that if he actually read the lyrics and not just skim through it
This makes everything worse for him because…going after his mother who’s a victim of sexual abuse as a child is worth the anger towards someone who uses traumatic events as a weapon against their rivals like Drake and even if Kendrick was molested as a child (which did not happen) that makes me even more angry because that’s not drakes story to tell and how dare he weaponized a traumatic event to justify him not being a predator
just loud and wrong all the way around
Seriously Heartbreak pt 6 pissed me off!
Tbh I don’t think Drake thought this one out cuz how you lowkey making fun of someone being molested??? THEN you say you to famous to be a pedo???? #NahDrake You should’ve just left this in the files & stayed silent.
And if you have a problem with pdf files being arrested then you are one probably and you will be called out for it
So for the next 100 days I better not catch Drake saying anything about not supporting or voting for Kamala Harris for president because first of all, he’s not even from America so he can’t even vote for American president and second of all if he knows was good for him He better shut up or he will be reminded out of that what a certified pedophile , colonizer and an abusers harlot he is.
Don’t make me relive May 4 again Aubrey.
#Spotify#vote blue#vote democrat#vote harris#fuck trump#Jd vance#conservatives#republicans#2024 election#project 2025#trump#kamala harris#election 2024#joe biden#democratic party#biden administration#Vote Kamala#kamala 2024#vote kamala harris#Couch fucker#childless cat ladies#cat lady#cats of yore#vote Kamala#president biden#dark brandon#lock him up!#classified documents#donald trump#indictment of trump
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This is messed up f*ck Gary Bettman and Ryan Smith
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Amber Portwood’s behavior on the latest episode of Teen Mom: The Next Chapter is being criticized by, not only viewers of the show, but some who star on it, too.
As you may know, Thursday’s episode featured a birthday dinner for Amber and ex Gary Shirley’s 15-year-old daughter, Leah, to which Amber arrived extremely late. After finally making her grand entrance, Amber joined Leah, Gary, Gary’s wife Kristina, and the couple’s daughter at the table, where things proceeded to go down hill.
At one point, Amber asked Leah if she was aware that she would need her mom “more than ever” now that she’s 15, as she’s “about to get real crazy”– a comment that Leah seemingly ignored. Amber then decided to talk about her new boyfriend (and now, fiance) Gary (aka Gary 2.0) and even pressure the birthday girl to check out a pic of her new boo.
When a visibly amused Leah opted not to fawn over her mom’s latest couchmate, Amber immediately took offense. Unfortunately, it didn’t stop her from continuing to embarrass herself or from admitting to Leah that she wants to have a third kid. After apparently failing to get the reaction from Leah that she was hoping for, Amber kept the very un-happy birthday BS coming.
“What the f**k are you talking about?” Amber asked Leah, who tells her mom that she didn’t say anything about her new boyfriend.
“That’s the point,” Amber replied. “That’s her being a d*ck. See, you make me wanna cuss.”
The birthday dinner concluded with some more comments from Amber and a tense argument between Amber and Gary (Leah’s dad) that left Leah in tears.
Prior to Thursday’s episode, Amber’s cast mate Briana DeJesus let fans know that she took issue with the way Amber spoke to her daughter and encouraged her to “do better.”
“I know I’ll probably get dragged or get a phone call but after watching a certain scene….I don’t support talking down on ur kids or even calling them names. Do better!” Briana posted to X, confirming later that she was referring to Amber.
Briana’s (first) baby daddy, Devoin Austin, also hinted at his thoughts on the scene, commenting a side-eye photo on a clip of the birthday dinner that was posted to Instagram. Even Jenelle Evans– who, quite honestly, should’ve sat this one out– co-signed Briana’s comments on the scene.
“Girrrrrl I just watched 🤯,” she replied to Briana’s (since-deleted) tweet.
Former Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant star Rachel Beaver also sounded off on Amber’s antics from Thursday’s episode– particularly the moment when Amber insisted that Leah “needs her.”
“ … She’s never really been there for Leah & when she does come around she seems to make things about her instead of trying to talk & get to know Leah,” Rachel wrote. “Then she straight up calls this kid who’s already hurt from not having a mom a ‘d*ck’ for not being interested in her boyfriend?
“If anything she already has [Kristina] who’s there for her during these teenage years due to Amber barely ever being there,” she continued. “I would’ve lost it if I was Gary so I understand his frustration. Honestly poor Leah, she has put in so much effort to have a relationship with Amber & open up just for Amber to act like this.”
Amber has not commented on the backlash she received following Thursday’s episode. Oh, but she did reportedly confirm that she’s engaged…so there’s THAT.
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