#Every damn time
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Sam: finds suspicious residue at a crime scene
Sam: swipes his finger through it and sniffs
Sam: Sulfur
Sam: shares a significant look with Dean
Dean: Demons
#every damn time#its formulaic#my autistic ass loves it#spn#supernatural#sam winchester#dean winchester#spn rewatch
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Me trying to get my friend to see the huge red flags in her newest boyfriend:
#every damn time#girl stop pls u should try being single for a while#she literally broke up with a guy 3 days ago. he cussed her out. she got a new one yesterday.
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A note to all male Olympic commentators:
These are women. Not girls. And if you are talking about a literal minor, how hard is it to say "young woman"?
#every damn time#it is SO annoying#paris 2024#olympics#simultaneously watching men's gymnastic quals and women's swimming finals#male commentator: “These girls”#female commentator: “The women”
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…oops…
#every damn time#then im like oops now you think im crazy#please dont hate me i promise this isnt all i talk about#except it is pretty much the only thing i think about#my roman empire as the kids say#no peace#destiel#cockles#dean winchester#jensen ackles#deancas#jenmish#castiel#misha collins#supernatural#dean is bi#cas is gay
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Geralt and Jaskier
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Gotta say I'm laughing at yall being surprised about the medical inaccuracies in 911 like hello? Rebar through the skull? Hen doing CPR on a dead woman for 15 minutes? Chim getting his heart fully stopped and restarted multiple times in a very short period of time and having no after effects? Hen PUTTING HER WHOLE HAND INTO A GUYS CHEST? Buck getting his leg CRUSHED and having an embolism and having ZERO lasting effects of either of these things? BOBBY FELL OFF A GODDAMN BRIDGE LAST SEASON ENDED UP WEDGED UNDER A SLAB OF CONCRETE AND HAD ZERO INJURIES. ZERO. NONE. NIL. ZILCH.
This is not the show to watch if you want accurate medical drama. Why are yall still surprised?
#911 abc#sorry its just so funny to me idk#we do this every season and yall are still stunned#911: we're bad at medical stuff! / 911: [is bad at medical stuff] / yall: *shocked pikachu face*#every damn time#ftr im not mad about this its funny
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ah yes, guarded girl with abandonment issues x goofy guy who's endlessly devoted to her - we meet again
#jesslake#percabeth#rayllum#every damn time#shipping#otp: we're friends and that's real#otp: any more stupid questions#otp: the most amazing person i've ever met
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me, a person with a condition that causes flu like symptoms after exertion, the day after exerting myself: "fuck I think I have covid I should take a test"
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Me: *puts on the most angry, energetic, loudy and noisy music with screaming vocals and distorted guitars that this world has ever seen*
My body: oh yes, lullaby. I'm shutting down.
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Each time I think I'm done with this short story.
me: it's done, right? Right!?!?
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Our mom: “The trip was really fun, yeah?”
Me, who remembers jackshit about the trip: “Yeah!”
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#every damn time#mod 🛣️#plural quotes#system sillies#plural memes#system memes#plural stuff#endo safe#pro endo#pluralgang#plural gang#endo friendly#plural system#anon quote
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Ugh I hate when I accidentally mistake green science goop for internalised homophobia
#every damn time#i adore reading sage cotugno's little blog i always get a laugh#the glass scientists#glass scientists#henry jekyll#jekyll and hyde#tgs jekyll#tgs lanyon#robert lanyon
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#every damn time#like please#the smiler#alton towers#rollercoaster#objectum#alton towers smiler#alton towers the smiler#smiler#the smiler roller coaster#the ministry of joy
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Chapter 4, “Fantaisie-Impromptu,” is up! In which Fell has his most awkward and stressful afternoon in recent memory. 😆
Find Every Sky (rated T) is the festive holiday turducken of human AUs, a mishmash of the characters from my fics Every Damn Day, Find the Light, and Sky Clear Blue! You should definitely read all three of those before diving in here. (All three source fics are rated E)
#good omens#good omens fandom#good omens crowley#crowley#aziraphale#good omens aziraphale#aziracrow#good omens fanart#good omens fic#good omens fanfic#good omens au#good omens art#good omens fanfiction#good omens human au#sky clear blue#find the light#every damn time#find every sky#it’s the turducken of human aus
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