#Bc i do

[salt-n-salt]

i ugly cry whenever i think abt shane meeting baby jas for the first time

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[its-alittleobsessed]

Do you guys think Jensen sweats every time Misha goes to Europe. Do you think he begs God to spare him. Do you think he braces himself for the fallout.

[poppy5991]

Hero Commission: We’ll make Hawks a spy because he’s a good liar.

Meanwhile Hawks:

[thatdeadaquarius]

Imagine a horribly clumsy creator in the sagau... like trips over their own feet, starts coughing due to choking on air randomly, knocking a vase off a table that was in the middle of the table somehow???? Silly goofy stuff like that (I pull these silly goofs often personally)

(obv goes w/o saying sorry for being so late to reply /gen) ;-;

clumsy reader is so me core idk why i didnt think of this lmao

(this gif is liek the modern equivalent of Charlotte posting ur embarrassing clumsy moments on insta Steambird acc lmao)

(so sometimes im lazy and dont include the ask stuff esp if its shorter like this, so here's at least the characters in this one: Fontaine ppl <3 along with a G for general audience, barring cuss words)

Navia would politely ask you to go the edge or whatever area ur in whenever she pulls out her cannons/guns LMAO

every time you and either Clorinde or Neuvillette are walking next to you, or doing rlly anything, its like night and day

ur out here finding all the cracks in the sidewalk, bumping everything that could even possibly have a liquid in it, and have constant bruises from hip checking/stubbing toes on mechas walking around

Clorinde is impressed at that point bc mechas are actively programmed to get out of your way, so how u managed to put them back into ur way rlly fascinates her 😭😭

Neuvillette would like to wrap u in fabric/bubble wrap equivalent for his old ass, in an attempt to desperately stop u from hurting urself lol

u get a new coat or new pants from him all the time, u just thought at first he was rlly into giving u Fontaine fashion until Furina pointed out that it was spring/summer and you wouldn't wear thick woolen pants and fur-lined coats everyday 💀

(poor dragon guy doesn't rlly get the practical side of clothes, he likes fashion, but he inadvertently subscribes to the "hoes don't get cold" philosophy by being an ancient dragon lord)

Wriothesley is unfortunately nice enough to constantly try and catch his poor god, which ends well for neither of you 50% of the time

its not even ur weight takes him down, he's buff as hell after all, and he's dealt with rowdy inmates, its just.. ur clumsiness spreads.

if ur tripping, and the poor Duke reaches out to catch you, ur reaching out at the same time to steady urself on a side table w/a vase full of water, which u then knock off, drenching ur back and his face at the same time LMAO

he doesn't learn, despite u literally begging him to stop trying to help u, then u try and compromise to just let u fall and help u afterward asdfghkl-

Wrio's too chivalrous tho, the most u can get him to do is always grab ur arm instead of trying to bodily catch you

if u think after the first like, ✌️ TWO times Lynette is willing to help you, u r so wrong lmao

she's seen her brothers clumsiness, she knows theres no saving u

she does comfort u after slipping (not even falling but just flailing dramatically) for the 5th time in the puddles around water fountains tho

Lyney and Freminet are lowkey legit convinced someones cursed their god atp 😰

Freminet always had bandaids for u, and Lyney keeps a supply of ur fav candy to cheer u up after embarrassing urself by falling ass backwards right into the Fountain of Lucine right in front of Opera house lmao

...

...Charlotte thinks this is all vv hilarious, no she has no respect for ur godliness, her archon was Furina like LMAO- IM SORRYYY

(she has started a small section in the steambird of a near daily- DAILY picture of u being clumsy 😭)

(u, not srsly, threaten to smite her and she just giggles)

(its ok they take it all in a cute/endearing trait type of way)

☆

again, sorry for lateness, when i reopen askbox (soon, FINALLY-)

ill try and stay more on top of it and try and sort whatre just chats/non-requests better too 😭😭

hope u guys are having a good week!! tysm for being patient and nice to me :')

Safe Travels Kai,

💀♒

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<3

[thealienstud]

Clearly idk how to smile 😜🖖🏾

[moonstainn]

We are infinite

[xf-cases-solved]

*fbi higher ups, circa 1992ish, sifting through headshots of various agents in the bureau*

"what about agent stevenson from violent crimes?"

"nah, his wife collects crystals and shit, she'll be in his ear casting doubts"

"agent johansen from the piracy department?"

"nope, remember? he's got that one story about spotting a ufo in texas that he tells at every bureau office party"

"oh right. ummm, agent collins?"

"put her in the maybe pile, but i think i heard her tell a.d. skinner's secretary that she wanted to be a vampire hunter as a kid"

*they get to scully's headshot and immediately make eye contact with each other*

"oh this is gonna be fucking HILARIOUS"

*eightish years later*

"yeah, so i know we thought we were finally in the clear, but turns out scully helped bring mulder back from the dead, and also she's about to have his love child"

-head in his hands- "we should have gone with agent stevenson"

[luyo-mi]

bam⭐

[nikemirror]

"LOOK AT THEM PACIFICA!! THEY'RE SO US!!"

[princessofdorkness]

Do y’all ever just cry?

[targarrus]

do you think they explored each other bodies

[serotoninisheldinkiwis]

brush with the divine (click for better quality!)

yall have no clue how much fun i had with this piece i may or may not be considering doing more in this style for the other cybertronians. so much fun /pos

progress pics below!

my art is available to be used for wallpapers, icons, etc etc with proper credit! if there's something you want with it and aren't sure, please ask me first!

I DO NOT CONSENT FOR MY ART TO BE USED TO TRAIN AI, FED TO AI, OR ANYTHING ELSE REGARDING AI.

[rivers-for-me]

anyone else feel like turning into a pine tree????

[geomimetry]

fun stuff under the cut

[natashatrace]

something something mav telling ice “please don’t ask me to send someone else to die. send me.” after finding out ice is dying and rooster hasn’t forgiven him and his students are getting into fistfights in the classroom etc etc etc

literally asking his wingman to send him to his death and not anyone else bc what does he have to keep living for, anyway