#GODDDD …. can u hear me

[salt-n-salt]

i ugly cry whenever i think abt shane meeting baby jas for the first time

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙new fav wag | LS2˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: logan sargeant x williams social media admin!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au

warnings: none jus fluff

summary: in which the internet knows you're in love before you do

a/n: I STARTED WRITING THIS BEFORE THE NEWS DROPPED SO LET'S JUST PRETEND NOTHING HAPPENED FOR NOW IM SO SORRY

request!!!: logan fic or smau where the reader is williams’ newest social media admin?? and logan immediately is crushing on her, and the fans are trying to speculate why logan is suddenly so smiley in a bunch of the clips and videos posted on the williams ig or doing a bunch of challenges on the williams tiktok page (and alex is totally laughing his ass off)

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fc: annie.shr

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transcript -> y/n (behind the camera): so how was your guys’ two weeks off? logan: good! the rest was really needed for me, and you, alex? alex: well, we can focus on you for a minute still, or both of you actually! *laughs* y/n: haha very funny alex, i dont think people want to hear about my break though

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user39 second pic?????

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user45 there's no way the 3rd pic was logan alone

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user48 HAHA alex liking this comment 😭

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user89 LOGOATTTT

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user97 what a rollercoaster it's been

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[stars4ani]

i love ur blog ur writing is so good!!!! 🎀

Could you write for rafe x sub!reader who wakes up in the middle of the night crying for rafe bc she’s horny sjjskaks

thank u ur the sweetest ugh 🤍 and godddd anon this did something to me… i hope i did it justice

nsfw 18+

tw dacryphilia

maybe it was the weather, maybe everything was just too much, but today had gone so painfully slow. on top of that, rafe wasn’t home, out golfing with his friends all day. it was late and you decided to just sleep it off, but all you could do was toss and turn.

you awaken to the door opening, it’s still awfully dark out but you force yourself out of bed to greet your boyfriend.

rafe’s cologne intoxicates all of your senses as you hold him and take in his scent, the lump in your throat getting heavier. tears fall down your cheeks as you leave chaste kisses on his forehead.

“missed you so much, it’s so late now” you whisper, voice breaking.

he’s slightly taken aback by this, but he knows you’re emotional so it’s nothing he’s not used to by now.

“shit baby, was just a few hours…” he chuckles, raising an eyebrow as he takes in the way your nightgown rides up and hangs low at the neckline. “what’s wrong, you need somethin’?” his tone becoming more playful as he becomes aware of what’s really going on.

your lip quivers as you look up at him, pouting as he wipes your tears. “jus’ want you” you whine, barely audibly.

“cryin’ cause you’re horny? god, didn’t think it was that bad” he mocks in disbelief, large hands resting on your hips as he backs you up towards the bed, lightly pushing you down.

the feel of his slightly chapped lips against your warm plush ones sends butterflies straight to your core. you struggle to remove his pants as you claw at the zipper, amusing him even further.

“slow down, m’not goin anywhere baby” he smirks as he swats your hand away, getting rid of his own pants, followed by your thin nightgown.

you’re barely on all fours, your upper body immobile as rafe pushes himself into you, tight walls pulling him impossibly deeper. his large hand rests on your back, pushing you down and keeping you still. regardless, you find it hard to keep still because he’s just so big, tip abusing your poor cervix, causing you to cry out. you’re suddenly on your back, strong arms using your shoulders as leverage as he looks down at you, his coarse thumb wipes a tear off of your flushed cheek.

“wanted it real bad didn’t you?” he says, tone dripping with faux sympathy

you’re too fucked out to respond.. he pulls you up slightly by the neck, forcing you to meet his intense gaze.

“didn’t you?” he repeats, his thrusts becoming sloppier

“yes- fuck rafe- yes, you’re the only one that can make me feel good” your voice trembling as you tell him exactly what he wants to hear

“good, keep talking, wanna hear your voice”

[princessbrunette]

“you still mad at me?” while balls deep with rafe 😵‍💫😵‍💫.

GODDDD U ATE W THIS PROMPT 😩 like my jaw dropped

rafe was always doing this.

he’d make empty promises, plans even — talk to you all sweet with a warm hand on your back whispering suggestion of “that was the last time i’m getting involved with all that crazy shit, baby. i swear. s’just me you n’me now, you hear me?” and you being the fool, believed him.

until of course you’re catching him pulling back up to the drive on his motorcycle, yanking his helmet off with that ill-tempered expression of his that just tells you enough that somethings gone on, you know, the one where his teeth are grit, lips pressed together like they’d been sewn shut. that’s not even where it ends, because often times barry is close behind, pulling up alone side so they can debrief loudly in the living room, stinking up the place with pot. even if you were mad, you know the rules. no coming down the stairs when barry’s over.

you almost had started to enjoy the feeling of sulking when rafe would eventually skulk up the stairs after barry had left, shoulders heavy and ready to grovel. naturally, you put up quite the fight — and what might surprise you is that rafe let’s you mouth off, even if he knows you don’t understand the importance of his situation and likely never will.

“again and again rafe! how many times am i gonna have to put up with you just running off to god knows where when you promise me you’re not doing all that anymore! you were supposed to be with me today!” you nearly stomp your foot, that last sentence coming out childishly like an abandoned middle child. he nods, jaw ticking as he stares at the ground scratching his forehead, waiting for his lashing to end. once the tears start to roll, that’s his queue. like clockwork.

“come on, hey. y’know i love you, sweetheart. i’m sorry, okay?” he rushes to your side, sliding right up next to you on the bed and thumbing at the first batch of tears on your cheek, his hand so large it cups your skull at the same time. you want to preen into his touch, so elated with any affection after a day of missing him, worrying about him — but you don’t, because you’re still mad. be strong, you tell yourself.

you’re weak. you hate yourself.

not even 10 minutes of your sobbing and complaining later and he’s got your legs over his broad shoulders, balls slapping lewdly against you whilst he all but pumps you. his hands that are on your waist, using you as leverage reposition themselves so that he’s holding himself up over you more. a large hand wraps gently around your ankle as he does so, making sure your leg doesn’t slide off the strong slopes of his shoulder.

squeals and more tears are being punched out of you with each thrust, but he can see you physically relaxing, he can see you reaching out to him with a wobbling bottom lip so that you can hold onto his arms like you always do when he fucks you. it’s neutralising you.

“fuck, that’s m’girl.” he pants, mouth gaping at the way your pussy flutters around him. you’re so reactive to his voice he can’t believe it, never having met anyone who is so enamoured with everything he does. shit, maybe he should treat you better after all. he keeps talking, because he thinks you deserve to cum a whole bunch tonight, after putting up with all his shit. having a girlfriends made him gone all soft.

“you still mad at me?” he tilts his head, and you’re not sure if it’s intended to be mean or mocking, because it certainly doesn’t come out that way — his voice kind and eyes kinder, rolling the well kept muscles in his core to grind his cock against that spongey spot deep within. you don’t answer his question, clinging onto that last crumb of dignity and restraint. you pout through your whimpers, turning your head a little. he takes that opportunity to burrow down into your neck, his open mouth panting against your tepid skin as he speaks lowly again. “dont be mad at me baby. i’m only tryna look after my girl, you want that right?”

“mhm…” you reply before you permit yourself.

he slides his arms under you now, letting your legs down from his shoulders to hook around his waist instead. he’s holding your body close to his as he grinds, his pelvis smushed against your clit, making your thighs tremble and suddenly you’re so god damn close it hurts and you’ll do anything to cum.

“so good to me, baby.” he sighs and you cry out, arching your body harder to his. “i know. let it out. i’m so bad to you sweetheart s’the least i can do.” he mutters self pityingly before letting out a groan, cock pulsing inside you. you remember thinking about how right he was about that when you fell over the edge into a white hot orgasm.

[bytemee]

GOT HER OWN. — karina (part two)

"𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝘁. 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵, 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝘁."

in which — y/n is a valorant streamer who loves trolling and chasing a spot on the top 10 valorant clutches list. when katarinabluu, a high-ranked player, takes the #1 spot, y/n throws shade during their stream only for katarina to clap back online.

pairing ! - streamer!karina x streamer!gn!reader

genre ! - smau w a little bit of written text, enemies to lovers, comedy

warnings ! - flirting, kys/kms jokes, swearing, this is very bad x2, readers really down bad but like… can u blame them

featuring ! - aespa, yunjin (le sserafim), keeho (p1harmony) minji (newjeanz), and more

a/n: part one. also this is kinda rushed

the day finally came.

after multiple tweets from both sides, begging from fans, and you-mostly you, karina had finally caved. you'd tweeted, she'd tweeted. you'd both been talking so much shit, and now, it was finally time to back it all up. fans were waiting, the chat was ready, and you were grinning at your screen, barely containing the excitement.

"alright, alright," you muttered, adjusting your headset. "we're just waiting for karina to join the discord call."

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you glanced over at your chat, and before you could complain about the constant teasing, you heard the familiar ding—the sound of karina joining the call.

"hello?"

your hand slapped over your mouth at the sound of her voice, and it was like she hadn't just spent weeks publicly trash-talking you online.

"uh, hello? is anyone there?" karina's voice came through again, this time, with a bit of confusion.

"yeah, i'm here," you managed to say, your voice cracking slightly. you winced. great start.

she hummed softly, like she was assessing you already, you tried to not focus on that, but your mouth started moving before your brain could stop it.

"your voice is so..." you trailed off.

"sexy, right?" her confidence made your stomach flip. you could almost hear the smirk in her tone.

"can you tell me to kill myself?" you blurted out, eyes widening as you covered your mouth.

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"what?" karina sounded half-shocked, half-amused.

"i said, can you tell me what map," you lied quickly, tryina to cover.

there was a pause, then a soft laugh. "oh. ascent."

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you side-eyed your webcam before trying to focus on the game, not her nor your chat.

that failed.

as the match started, you locked in iso, confident you could at least win the first round and set the tone. but confidence didn't count for much when karina absolutely destroyed you within the first 30 seconds.

"already?" she teased, and your jaw dropped. "i thought you'd at least make me work for it." you tried your best to get into the game, really you did. but with her taunting and teasing, it was hard not to get distracted.

"relax," you shot back, gripping your mouse tighter. "i'm warming up."

the chat was enjoying it though.

username Y/N YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO FAKE A POWER OUTAGE jenaissante "warming up" LMFAOOO username she's embarrassing you and she's not even trying.

round after round, it became painfully clear that karina wasn't just good-she was better. the first game on ascent ended with you losing 13-3.

"damn," karina said, a smile in her voice. "you got three rounds? that's cute.

you groaned, pulling at your headset. "you can shut up, y'know."

next up was icebox, and you swore you'd turn it around. except, somehow, it got worse. every time you thought you had the advantage, karina would outplay you, peeking angles you didn't expect, and her aim was perfect.

"are you even trying?" she asked, voice light.

you frowned. she didn't need to know how much it bothered you that you weren't performing as well as you wanted.

well, karina didn't just stream with you because it's what the fans wanted (and you), you two had actually made a deal. whoever won gets 100 gifted subs from the loser. and while the stakes were relatively low, you couldn't imagine losing, not with your pride on the line.

"i am trying," you muttered, frustrated but also... kind of impressed. "can you chill for like, two seconds?"

"nope," she replied casually.

icebox ended with an even worse score: 13-2.

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finally, you decided to switch things up. different agents, different strategies-something. you didn't care about pride anymore; you just wanted one win. but even then, karina still had the upper hand, winning every round like it was nothing.

your frustration hit its peak after another humiliating loss. "alright, new deal," you announced, crossing your arms.

"oh? another excuse?" karina sounded far too amused, and you hated how it made your heart jump.

"no," you shot back. "if you win the next match, i'll gift you 300 subs instead of the 100 we agreed on."

her tone instantly changed. "really? and if you win?"

your heart pounded in your chest, and for a split second, you considered backing out. but screw it-you'd already embarrassed yourself enough tonight. what's one more risk?

"if i win, you have to let me take you out on a date."

silence.

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finally, karina broke the silence, her laughter light and breathy. "a date?"

you swallowed hard, gripping your mouse tighter. "yeah. a date. unless you're scared you'll lose."

"oh, please," she scoffed, and you couldn't help the grin tugging at the corner of your lips.

this was it. this was the last game. you weren't going down without a fight, and honestly, you couldn't deny how fun it was. it had been a long time since anyone challenged you like this, and you found yourself enjoying getting your ass beat.

but all of a sudden you could swear karina wasn't playing as aggressively as before. there were moments where she'd miss shots she'd normally hit, giving you openings you knew weren't just luck.

"are you—" you blinked at your screen, the kill notification popping up after you managed to finally clutch a round. "are you throwing on purpose?"

karina laughed, the sound casual but somehow still flustering you. "what? no. maybe you're just getting better."

your jaw dropped. "karina. are you seriously—"

"what? i'm just saying," she interrupted.

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"karina, play seriously," you grumbled, your face burning.

"i am," she replied innocently. but when the next round started, you caught her hesitating just long enough for you to land a clean shot.

you couldn't hold back the grin spreading across your face. "you're so throwing."

"maybe i am," she admitted softly, and you nearly choked. "but you better make this date worth it if you win."

[bratbby333]

Why do I think like gamer bf Sukuna likes to play like this lmao https://images.app.goo.gl/EQwpjhL4crMRCDYK7

(Hope the link will work 🙏🏻)

the way i started giggling n kicking my feet when i clicked the link oh my GOODNESS he so would😮‍💨

i was immediately sent into my mind palace and couldn’t stop thinking abt it so here’s more gamer!boyfie kuna hc’s in reference to the pic 💞

nsfw mdni

instead of him hitting the sofa when he got mad he’d slap ur ass

every smack would make you fucking soaked n you’d whimper and whine and buck your hips away from him n he’d just chuckle, “be still n take it, brat.” and ughjwkekwkw yes sir.

the sight of your cheeks getting redder n redder, his hand print becoming more visible as time went on…the way ur pussy would be dripping…omg it would make him rock fucking hard (bro’s a sadist trust)

and if he’s reaaallyy horny but doesn’t wanna stop playing he’d have you sit like this with no panties on n he’d munch between each round, maybe even during the game cause he’s just built dif

he’d most def start fingering you while he’s on discord w his friends and if you made a sound he’d stop

but sometimes he’d get real bold n turn his mic sensitivity up so his friends could hear how good he makes you feel

cause you can’t tell me sukuna isn’t a fuckin exhibitionist

and!! and!! every time his controller would vibrate he’d press it against ur clit uGH he’d love teasing you like that 🤭🤭 it would be so sporadic n unexpected but he’d press it so firmly against you n your back would arch so deeply and he’d run it between your slit n then lick ur juices off the controller oooohhhh my fucking godddd

when he sees how fucking needy you are for him after all that teasing, the way you’re begging him for more, he’d shift you lower in his lap and lean back a bit so you can bounce on his cock while he plays ugh

sweet jesus i need him so fucking bad

thank u my sweet anon for this beautiful submission 😩💞 i apologize for getting carried away

[tyunkus]

what would txts reaction be if their so couldnt hold themself up anymore cuz of fucking her in like doggy? likee hm i feel like kai or soob would get a bit worried, but gyu might just laugh.. prob makes him feel proud ^^’

im going crazy!!!!! this is so!!!!!!! HOT!!!!!!

yeonjun....... i feel like his default reaction for most things is to just smirk. and he looks fucking hot doing it GODDDD he'd slow down a bit just to be a fucking menace and be like "tired already, princess? how come? pussy feeling too good, hm? i know, baby." n then hed grab ur hips and pull you back onto him, ass meeting his thighs, smiles so widely at the way u squeal into the sheets..!!! youre so cute he just wants to keep ruining u

SOOOOOBINNNNN youre right i think he would be concerned at first.. he's so attentive he might pick up signs that you're getting tired out even before you collapse LOLOL so hes not really surprised but hes definitely worried :') he'd slow down immediately n be like "baby? you okay?" and when your reply comes out all muffled from the bedsheets and your hair he would just smile .. would probably just end up flipping you over so your arms can get a break and so that he can see you properly <3 thought you looked cute with your face all mushed up against the bedsheets so he showers you with kisses while he fucks u in missionary HSJDKHFS

beomgyu laughing is the only real and true answer to this genuinely like. the moment he sees u just crumple into the bed hes laughing and speeding up, leaning forward so he can spit filth into ur ear <3 just makes fun of u without any remorse he thinks its so fun AHKJDSHA "c'mon baby, use your strength, you can do it - i'm fucking you so good, aren't i? mmhm, i know i am. you sound so fucking cute, fuck, can't even hold yourself up, 's my cock that good?" just absolutely fucking u up n relishing in the way u whimper n squeal.. loves knowing that he makes you feel this good hekrhwe

taehyun :') taehyun would just smile to himself honestly.. presses his fingers into the small of your back n says in the sweetest voice ever, "arms, princess?" almost like a question, but u know it's more of a command. you just whimper into the sheets and reach them out behind u and you barely have time to register his strong grip around your wrists n tugging them back.. his cock just hitting a different angle inside of you.. "tired?" he'd ask, like it wasn't already obvious, but u can hear the smile in his voicejhsdjfns(#)@ his hands tightening around your wrists and his thrusts get a little faster n he still sounds so sugary sweet when he says, "it's okay, princess, let me do the work." and once you start feeling a little tired of the position that's when he'll loop his arms around your waist and hoist you up so you're both on your knees and hes fucking up into u.. just <333 strong bf taehyun who happens to manhandle u hsjkf

hyuka would most definitely be worried T__T he's a sweetheart like that BUT. he might not even notice at first cuz he's so caught up with the way ur pussy feels around his cock FHJKFSJKB just. eyelashes fluttering mind goign hazy losing focus on the task at hand cuz it feels too good. n then he realizes he hasn't really seen the back of your head in the past twenty seconds and looks down and sees you slumped over on the mattress just. fucking taking his cock and At first hes like Oh my god!!! baby!!! are you okay!!!! n when you just whimper voice all scratchy and needy hes like Oh my god!!!!! fuck!!!! thats really hot!!!!! just anxiously trying to decide between the part of him that wants to slow down and check up on you and the part of him that wants to keep going n lose himself in ur pussy HSJKAHDA

[soapcan18]

I’m just gonna post my Ithaca Saga live-reaction rambles here bc I can’t form coherent sentences rn and I need to express my excitement:

The Challenge

PENELOPE OH MY GOD UR VOICE IS SO BEAUTIFUL

SHE KNOWS ABT THE STORM

THE BACKUPS??? HOLYY

WHOEVER CAN STRINGGGG

Am I tripping or is that the horse and the infant motif

PENELOPE UR VOICEEE AHH THE STRENGTH AND THE GENTLENESS AHH

Hold Them Down

Oh my god I’m gonna tweak

It’s about to get DARK

FUCK THE SUITORS!!

ANTINOUS!!!!

OH OH GET IT ANTINOUS

TELEMACHUS ON DIPLOMATIC MISSION I REMEMBER THAT!!!

YOOO THIS IS DARK

BOOONESSS

ONLY THE OCEAN AND I WILL KNOWWW

NO GET AWAY FROM PENELOPE!!!!

ANTINOUS UR A FUCKIN CREEP!!!!!!

KILL THEM AAALLLLLLL

THE VOCALS DEAR LORD

YEAHHHH ODYSSEUS KILL HIS ASS

Odysseus

ODYSSEUS!!!!!!

OH MY GOD JORGEEEE UR VOICEEE

I HEAR U DARE TO TOUCH MY WIFE AND HURT MY BOYYY

I. Have had. Enough.

THE ELECTRIC GUITAR OH MY GODDD

THE SUITORS’ TIME TO SHINE

THE BOW AND SCREAM EFFECT AHHH

WHERE IS HE??? WHERE IS HE???

“You think I don’t know my own palace? I BUILT IT.”

“U destroyed the serpents head” EYY BOOK REFERENCE

NO OPEN ARMS

“No” YOOOO THATS COLDDD THAT’S A POSEIDON REF

I love him just popping in here and then makes us feel like the suitors

“BEHIND YOU”

LEGENDARY MOTIF????

AGHH TELEMACHUS IS HEREEEEE

ATHENA!! OH MY GODDDD ATHENAAA

I HEARD THAT FUCKIN PIANO TRILL

“Ur very presence has doomed the king, young prince. We don’t fight fair!”

WHO IS SINGINNNN

“And he’s made a grave mistaaake”

GET OFF ME!! GET OFF ME!!

HOLD HIM DOWNNN

THE ELECTRICCCC OH MY GODDD HES FULL MONSTER

“Mercy? MERCY? My mercy’s long since drowned. It died to bring me home. And as long as you’re around, my family’s fate is left unknown. You plotted to kill my son. You planned to R### MY WIFE. ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.”

THEY SAID THE WORD???

“You filled my heart with hate. All of you who have done me wrong. THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE!”

THE CHOIRRR AHHH ITS BEEN A NO LONGER YOU REF THIS WHOLE TIME

THE SCREAMS???? THEYRE SO REALISTIC OMLLL

I Can’t Help but Wonder

THESE SONGS ARE LONG DAMN

TELEMACHUSSS 🥹

ITS AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR NOW

My heaartttt

OMG WAIT ITS TELEMACHUS SINGING

MILO SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE JORGE

His voice is so gentle oh my goddd

MY SON IM FINALLY HOME!

FATHER HOW IVE LONGED TO SEE YOUU

THE HARMONIZINGGGG

ATHENA

ATHENA!!!!

I HEAR HER QUICK THOUGHT

“Show yourself. I know you’re watching me. Show yourself.”

THE PIANOOO THE CLOCKKKK

“You were never one for hellos.”

“I can’t help but wonder what this world can be if we all held each other with a bit more empathy. I can’t help but feel like I led you astray. What if there’s a world where we don’t have to live this way?”

“If that world exists, it’s far away from here. It’s one I’ll have to miss for it’s far beyond my years. You might live forever, so you can make it be. But I’ve got one endeavor. There’s a girl I have to see.”

“Very well.”

WARRIOR OF THE MIND MOTIFFF

Would You Fall in Love with Me Again

FINAL SONGGG

SIX MINUTESS

PENELOPEEEE

THE CACOPHONY OF INSTRUMENTS OH MY GODDD ITS LIKE ODY’S ANTICIPATION

THE DOOR SOUNDD

Youuu look different

Your eyes look tired

IM GONNA RIP MY HEART OUT

I AM NOT THE MAN U FELL IN LOVE WITHHH

Waaaitinggg waaaitingggg

The stringssss godddd

“Left a trail of red on every islanddd” RUTHLESSNESS MOTIF OH MY GODD

“As I traded friends like objects I could use”CIRCE MOTIF??

“Hurt more lives than I can count on my hands” I CANT MAKE OUT A SINGLE ONE BUT PIANO IMPLIES ATHENA??

OMG WAIT CALYPSO “FOR LOVING YOU” MOTIF

WAAAITINGGGG

“If that’s true, could you do me a favor? Just a moment of labor? That would bring me some peace. See that wedding bed? Could you carry it over? Lift it high on your shoulders and take it far away from here?”

I REMEMBER THIS FROM THE BOOK AGHH

“I had built that wedding bed with my blood and sweat…”

THE ELECTRIC GUITAR COMING BACKKK AS HE GETS MORE INTENSE

“The only way to move it is to cut it from ITS ROOTS!” “ONLY MY HUSBAND KNEW THAATTT!”

AHHH I REMEMBERRRRR

PENELOPE TEAR IT UP

THE EMOTIONNNN IN HER VOICEEE

WAAAITTINGGGGG

PENELOPEEEEE

WAAAITINGGGGG

PENELOOPPEEEEEE

WAAAAITINGGGG WAAAAITINGGG WAAAAAAAITINGGGGGG AHHHHHHHHH

forrrrrr (was that the remember them motif???) youuu

Damn she sang so high

THE SYMPHONYYY

JUST A MANNNN ITS BAAACKKKK

THE ANIMATICS R GONNA GO SO HARD DEAR LORD

“How long has it been?” “20 years.”

“I love youuuu”

BRAVO 🥹

JORGE I LOVE YOUUU

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[girldriveroscar]

girldriveroscar i love you what do you think abt oscar and a certain word that starts with "d" and ends with "addy" because. the mark webber thing. the monaco adoption joke thing. i feel crazy

asks like these r very fun for me Smiles thank u anon…

i wont lie im not the Biggest rider for daddy kinks HOWEVER i think its a Wonderful plot device when the Situation calls for it.

oscar Logic here is. yk when ur having sex. an u Basically just turn off ur logical Oh God this is cringe brain, bc sex is Goofy but slutting out Can bring Joy. Yeah. Smiles. Nods…

oscar fs thinks daddy kinks are Very crimnge bc girls have called him daddy and all it does is send him into a Jesus Christ what do i bring to the table crises. until one charles leclerc enters the equation hitting it from the back complimenting his ass and Yea Sue Him if a thank u daddy slips out muffled by his face in the pillows. and charles makes him repeat it to Laugh in his face bc charles is Not into the daddy thing but it happened and now hes on twitter Publicly kinkshaming oscar for ONE sexcident oh my godddd arrest him. like fawk sometimes u call your friends older brother daddy bc hes hot and good at holding ur hands out of reach goddd. SUE HIM!!!!

n now enter mark webber whos Decisively okay w the daddy thing because its less personable than oscar calling him mark (Copium for feeling like he’s taking advantage of oscar). and oscars reluctant at first like idk sorta weird man but once fucked out enough he’ll open the floodgates and let it all pour out because why waste anymore time with shame, (deeply of the belief that secret freak oscar allegations may be true if we consider hes just good at compartmentalizing sex stuff away from normal life).

anyways yea oscar Is in fact getting his dick Milked Off his body crying and mumbling asking mark (coufhfgh daddy) to stop bc its too sensitive. ai yayaya you didnt hear that from me though But when he cums hes Fs looking mark in the eyes going markmarkmaeakmark mark and mark webber is A Normal Sane man who can deal with this fact like a mature adult. (he restricts oscar from cumming for a month til he learns the proper way to address his seniors!)

[dollfaceksj]

I just read pt 4 TENSIONNN. im dying of anticipation omfggg😩

well wait no longer!

tell me ur thoughts!

taste of a poison paradise | jjk (m) #5

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you wait by the door whilst tae goes to find jungkook and tell him u’ll be accompanying him home

that sounds weird.

ur just walking home with him

to get something

that’s it.

you tap your heel against the tiles impatiently as you wait for jungkook

once you see him approaching you, you’re already turning to open up the door

you walk out and feel his presence in your wake, confirmed when you hear the door shut behind you

you don’t look over your shoulder to see if he’s there cause you know he is

you can hear his footsteps

you thought you were going to outpace him but your feet in these heels are killing you

like seriously killing you

who told you to wear new heels to a fucking party DUMBASS

“are you in pain?” jungkook says from behind you

you turn and glance at jungkook, watching as he nods towards your wobbling legs

“what’s it to you?”

damnnn can u not be bitchy for once

he sighs quietly and shakes his head, clearly annoyed w your tone but not saying anything since you’re his senior. “are you really going to walk all the way to then walk back if your feet hurt that much?”

can he stop acting like he’s worried good Godddd

“and what do you expect me to do? fly to my destination?” you say, annoyed

you turn and keep walking, continuing to wobble in your shoes

there’s a loud sigh that reaches your ears before a big hand wraps around your bicep and tugs you back

you tumble from the sudden impact and almost curse but the words don’t make it out when he pushes you onto a nearby, short, stone mailbox

a soft yelp escapes your lips as your ass lands on the hard surface

you want to scold him but when you look down, jungkook is on one knee in front of you

HELLO?

what is he DOING

UR TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED

well not too young

BUT NOT READY?

your dumb thoughts get set aside when he gently holds your leg up by your calve, the other hand tugging off your shoe

his hand on your skin literally electrifies your entire fucking body

seeing him between your legs is also not fucking helping your case

you manage to squeak out, “what are you do–”

he cuts you off. “for the love of God, be quiet for once.”

a scowl forms on your face. “i’m your senior, show some respect,” you huff, watching as he gently shoves his sneaker onto your foot

“yeah, yeah,” he dismisses you quietly, doing the same to the other foot

what

is

happening

he raises to his feet and picks your heels up, holding them both in one hand by the ankle bands

“what about you?” you nod toward his sock-covered feet

“don’t worry about that.” he starts moving ahead, walking down the dark road and not waiting for you

in his black socks

on the cold concrete

jerk

ASSHOLE

but

a sweet asshole

an asshole with feelings

:(

you feel bad for being so rude to him

it was clearly just a joke when he said he didn’t like you

fragile ego much?

like what are you a MAN??? get your shit together!

you jog up to him, walking by his side

it’s quiet

the only sounds are your footsteps combined with his

you don’t say anything and neither does he

but he instinctively holds his arm out in front of you whenever you cross a road

he automatically closes the gap between you two whenever a stranger walks past

he wordlessly takes the side of the pavement thats closer to the road

who knew he was such?? a gentleman???

well… rumor says he fucks girls cause he loves fucking them… not because he’s collecting them like trophies

or is he just being nice hoping to get laid right now?

son of a bitch. he probably is.

wouldn’t you let him though? he’s pretty hot and rumors say he knows what he’s doing lol

NO!!! be normal. ur friend just asked you to go fetch something and you will

it’s just a 5 minute walk and it really did feel like the shortest walk ever because he stops at a certain building and pulls out his keys

you silently follow him into the lobby, up the stairs and then into his own apartment

you look around the living room and rub your own arms, watching as he sets your heels down on the accent table by his door

he tugs his coat off and walks further in, turning on the lights and taking his socks off right away

“you know,” you say as you scan his decor and furniture. “your place is a lot bigger than tae’s. why are you always there instead of here?”

he digs his hands into the cabinet in his living room before fishing out the medium sized speaker

then, he says, “because chances are, you’re there.”

😂😂😂😂

right

he’s funny you’ll give him that.

AAAAAAAAAA

WHAT IS HIS DEAL?

bro.

why would he even say that man…

“you literally never even talked to me when i was there.” your rebuttal makes him chuckle as he starts rummaging through his other drawers, seemingly looking for a bag that you can carry the speaker in

“so what? i can’t just appreciate that pretty face of yours?” he hums when he finally finds a bag and dumps the speaker inside

what the FUCK

can he just stop.

he’s so full of shit

you roll your eyes and say, “wrap it up, jungkook. you’d never look at me either.”

he walks up to you, bag in hand, shit-eating grin on his lips

“this is why i like you.” he hunches over and stuffs your heels into the bag too. he holds the bag out to you. “anyone else would’ve fallen for that but you see right through my bullshit.”

wow

ha

lol

alright

why are u suddenly

disappointed?

you squint your eyes at him. “and this is why i’ll never give younger guys a chance. so damn childish.” you snatch the bag out of his hands

he chuckles and peers at you through his brows. “you considered giving me a chance?”

your response is immediate. “it never even crossed my mind, be serious.”

why is your heart beating out of control though

if he keeps closing the distance between you he WILL hear YOUR HEART beating like crazy

she’s saying baby, saenggakaji ma….

he tilts his head back a bit, staring you down through hooded eyes

“that’s too bad.” he kisses his teeth with a loud smack. “cause i’ve been thinking about you lately.”

okay

alright

think about something dumb

like a spongebob episode

anything

to make sure he DOESNT know the effect he has on you

“that’s cute,” you start, “and what are you thinking about right now? what league of legends character to play with when i leave?”

but suddenly, he’s standing a bit

too

close?

like if you can smell his calvin klein cologne he’s definitely standing too close

he shrugs his shoulders. “what it would be like to kiss you.”

😀

WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE

he needs to be thrown in jail ASAP

like IMMEDIATELY.

girl don’t let it get to you. don’t let it get to YOU

it takes you a few moments of speechlessness until you finally decide to speak up.

“ugh,” you mumble as you turn around and open his door, ready to leave. “you’re such a fuckboy. yuck.”

everything happens all at once

jungkook’s chest pressed against your back

his hand pressed against the door and slamming it shut before you can even attempt to leave

you turn around and back up but only to be met with the door

holy shit

HOLY DHIT

hes standing so close

“what the hell?” you manage to ask without sounding *kinda* scared

“what do you know?” the playful tone in his voice is gone.

like … literally gone?

your breath hitches in your throat

ANSWER HIM!!!

“what?”

“what do you know? who told you?”

uhhh

FUCK

this must be why he doesnt want ppl knowing

he probably treats the word fuckboy like a slur and gets offended when its used on him

what a dumbass

you shrug your shoulders, hoping you appear casual. “no one told me, just look at you.”

“no, don’t gaslight me. who told you?”

you frown. you don’t like him pressing you like this.

“no one,” you repeat

he closes his eyes and it seriously looks like he’s trying to keep his temper in check

“y/n. who. told. you.”

well!

sorry tae! ur not about to throw eunbi under the bus.

she’s got all the juice!

you respond with, “taehyung.”

at that, he dryly chuckles and pushes himself off the door

“when?”

“like 2 weeks ago when yall were playing cod at his place.”

then he turns to look at you, a raise to his brow

oh no

why does it look like he just realized something

“so,” he begins as he walks closer to you again. “you sit next to me for the first time, talk to me, make flirty jokes, touch my shoulder, my hair….. after taehyung told you about me?”

silence

pure fucking silence

cause why did u literally just snitch on urself u dumb FUCK

“no i just,” you start but there’s nothing for you to say. you fucked up big time

his lips slowly curl into a smirk so sinister it makes your fucking knees buckle

“shh.” he shushes you, a chuckle leaving his as he shakes his head

“you’ve got it all wrong, jeon.”

your words mean nothing to him, not when his face is closing in on yours

oh

oh shit

fuck

is he really

is he really going to kiss you right now?

what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK

take a breather

FUCK

oh my god

his breath grazes your glossy lips

your breath has picked up so you close your eyes, trying to steady your breath

but you quickly realize that closing your eyes will make it seem like you’re anticipating a kiss

so you open your eyes again, staring up into his eyes with your own big ones

your eyes automatically drop to his lips, almost going cross eyed at how close his lips are getting to yours

his eyes are staring straight into yours, melting your soul from the intensity

your heart shoots up your airway and into your throat when his eyes drop to your lips

fuck fuck fuck

oh my goodness

its really happening

why aren’t you stopping him?

tell him to stop.

tell him to stop right no-

wait…

did you just

hear the door clicking open?

by jungkook?

then he parts his lips to say these next few words:

“you can keep my shoes, i’ll pick them up one of these days.”

and with a final glance at your lips, he pushes himself off the door and walks back into the living room

ha

haha

right

did he just

really do that?

with a persistent lump forming in your throat, you scramble to open the door further and leave his home quickly before you embarrass yourself further

facing him from here on out is going to be fun. CUE SARCASM.

jungkook: 1

you: 0

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[hyunsvngs]

so chan taking your virginity…

putting his all into eating you out and fingering you just so he stretches you out cause hes oh so scared of hurting you. and hes all soft and praising you like

“thats a good girl” “youre so beautiful” “so good for me know exactly what to do to make daddy feel good”

and your heads just reeling and youre so lost in the sauce nodding ever so willingly when you barely hear a “ready angel”

AND HE JUST SO SOFT AND CARING ANF FUCKING GRNTLE EITH YOU AND IM CUMMING SM JUS THINKING OF HIS BIG ARMS AND OH MY GODDDD

MAYU UR BACK..

this idea is so cute but… imagine chan taking ur virginity n he’s doin a ‘just the tip’ moment.

he’s above you, using his forearms to hold himself up and your cute little cunt is just so tight, even after he made you cum twice to make you nice and wet for him. chan’s dick is just too big!! even when you really try to relax for your daddy, the feeling of his cockhead breaching your slippery hole is such a stretch it has you whining out and gripping his arms. his corruption kink is running haywire in his brain, and he’s having to hold back from saying the filthiest things because he has to take it slow with u!!! he LOVES U

i can imagine chan getting all flushed above you, looking all sheepish and embarrassed because his cock is big (he would definitely apologise). but he’s cooing at you, stroking your hair as he starts to fuck you open with just the flushed tip of his length - “there you go, there’s daddy’s good baby. just the tip for now, yeah?” but you’re begging for more despite it being such a stretch!!!! bc u need it so bad!!! :((((

eventually, chan decides your pussy is ready for him and he sinks in nice and slow, letting you feel every inch and the big, biiiig stretch of it inside you. almost cums instantly at the feeling because he just loves you so much and youre letting him do this, you love him and you want him to take your virginity and he’s going BRR😵‍💫

it’s ok you’re not far behind bc.. if he keeps calling himself daddy you’re going to fall apart very quickly. 😵‍💫

♡ juno

[tenderhooked]

GODDDD THE SLOW HORSES SNIPPET. i love your writing so much and i saw that you were writing about it, it felt like such a win. i never lose actually. would loooove to hear literally anything about this fic whenever u are willing to talk about it

WAHHHHHH NICE TO ME???? anon this is so sweet i'm weeping oh my gosh :')) it delights me beyond measure to know you like my writing and that you're excited about my slow horses fic!! gah. NICE TO MEEEEEE ILU <3 <3

this fic is definitely like. pretty straightforward sickfic: river comes into work, tells everybody that he's fine and it's just a mild cold (it is Not a mild cold). he ends up fainting and gets sequestered on lamb's couch for the rest of the day, and when things get Really Bad lamb is forced to like. outwardly care about this kid in order to calm river down. and they end up awkwardly kind of-sort of cuddling about it. but for you, a small snippet!!

“Jesus Christ,” said Lamb. “I’m not sending anybody home, much less you. I’ve got shit for you to be getting on with.” Cartwright perked up like the annoyingly nippy pup he was. “You have?” “Yeah, there’s a load of boxes in need of sorting before we put them in storage. Papers and pencils and the like. I have my doubts you can manage it, but we’ll see if you prove me wrong.” “Oh,” said Cartwright. “You’re sure there’s nothing—” “Would you prefer going home?” “No,” said Cartwright quickly. “No, no, I can—yep, I can. Sort those. Right now.” He scurried out of the room as if a fire had been lit under his arse and up the stairs. Lamb shook his head and made his own way up, wondering when he’d gone so soft. There was a time he would’ve sent an agent suffering a head cold out into the field without much of a care whether they would make it back. Somehow, he figured this was also Cartwright’s fault. Maybe he should file a complaint.

[sketchehm]

thinking abt the dedsafio lore between peele and sapnap and how he ended up killing shadounes cat and how that would go in the baby au?

in my head shadoune just comes to the base one day with some cats and babynap, who’s never seen cats before, is like what are these strange creatures????? can’t be bad ones bc shadouni brought them home?????? but then he sees shadoune feed them and cuddle them and give them pets and he’s like ???????? that’s MY shadouni!!!!! his beef with the furballs almost rivals spreens beef with babynap

obviously he doesn’t end up killing them but he does end up leaving them outside the base and the kittens end up wandering off. peele ends up finding them and is NOT happy! cats are friends sapnap!!!!!

poor baby doesn’t understand why no one’s taking his side!!!!!!!! the cats r stealing shadoune from him!!!!!!!! maybe this is during the early days when he was very clingy w shadoune and less familiar with the others so he’s very much like i am NOT letting anyone take this away from me not even these cats

shadoune ends up having a talk w him bc babynap is crashing out and has a whole tantrum abt it…he’s like sapnap these r my pets u cant just kick them out n babynap, who doesn’t understand the concept of pets, is like no but u adopted ME first i was ur FIRST pet and well word went round and soon all of team mafia were teasingly calling him their pet that they adopted just like they did at the beginning of dedsafio😭😭😭

anyways the kitties end up growing on him and he names them milo and naomi naturally!!!!

THIS IS SO CUTE 🥺🥺🥺😭 The connection to Milo and Naomi!!!

I know a lot of kids when introduced to a pet for the first time you gotta teach them to pet it and not like....grab it(if that makes sense). When Shadoune is first showing him the cats I assume Sapnap is initially curious cause like....wtf is a cat and he grabs it only for it to hiss at him, maybe claw at him, and Shadoune scolds him a little telling him, no! dont do that! Which is like >:0 Shadoune didn't even check his scratch and it really hurt!!! Shadoune is more worried about the cats than Sapnap >:0!! Unacceptable!!!

I am constantly stressed by my toddler cousins chasing my dog around cause I know it stresses him out too TwT So I can only imagine the cats running away from Baby Sapnap too as he's trying to chase them away pfft

I can imagine this might be the first time Shadoune is genuinely upset with Sapnap cause this is actually causing harm to another creature, before it was just Sapnap annoying the guys at the worst or getting himself hurt by accident....And Baby Sapnap just starts crying when he realizes Shadoune is mad at him, pretty evident this is different than his usual crocodile tears :'(

Now shadoune has a hyperventilating crying baby and he's panicking because he's never seen the baby so upset before D: The rest of the guys are all just.... awkward....what do you do with this crying child now????

Shadoune hugging the baby saying it's okay...asking him why he's crying???

"No me gusta, no me gusta!!!"

"What don't you like Sapni? You have to be nice to the cats, to the gatitos, they’re my pets :/...."

"NOOOO!!! Me first! Yo primero!!! I'm pet first!!" And he's just crying and whining and half the other guys just start fucking /laughing/ when they hear that. Shadoune is slapping his own forehead realizing what's wrong now oh my godddd

The other guys teasing shadoune, basically agreeing with sapnap like "ahh shadoune, you're so mean to your first pet!! Leaving him behind how dare you :/" And baby sapnap is like, yea >:'(!!! He so mean to me!!! Shadoune giving the guys the dirtiest glare, they're Not helping....

Shadoune is just like "Sapni no, you're not my pet...." which only leads to a louder screaming Sapni, absolutely DISTRAUGHT, Shadoune doesnt even WANT him anymore.

The other guys are just pleading in spanish saying please just call him your pet and get him to stop crying PLEASE OUR EARS

"Ya ya Sapni, eres mi mascota, my favorite pet okay? I want you forever ok??"

"🥺 really?"

And Shadoune internally is just wondering how is he gonna fix this later oh my god. How is he gonna explain to this 5 year old that he isn't a pet, like it can't get worse than this.....

"You throw away gatitos then?"

Shadoune with the biggest sigh and trying to come up with some baby logic that would appease Sapnap and letting him keep the cats in peace....

"No Sapni. The gatitos stay...BUT you are the oldest yea? So that means you're the older brother and you need to take care of the baby gatitos? Cause your so big and brave!"

":0!!!"

Shadoune can surely fix this when Sapnap gets older......

[cowboy-robooty]

Personally you make me feel less insecure for having a cartoonish art style because I was thinking it was ugly

"I wish we knew who this person was so we could look at their art and make fun of them"

-wienertit

TROLLLLLINNNNNNGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .... or am i....? yes. I am *angel emoji*

but thank you bro tbh tho YOU SHOULD EMBRACE JUST MAKING YOUR ART HOWEVER YOU LIKE! if you had fun making it, then mission acomplished *nods head*. And if you don't like how it looks, then you should just change how you draw ^_^ Ok. that sounds very mean without hearing my voice, but i say this because thats how i operate. Because actually my natural artstyle looks like some fuckiin... onimai loli shota shit and i HATE LOLISHOTA OH MY GODDDD MY NATURAL ENEMY....... so i actually don't really draw in my natural artstyle often but thats bc i just dont like how it ends up looking when i do. its hard to make drawings that you like, but if you don't like how your art looks, the beauty is that you can just change how you draw even if its a slow process sometimes ^u^ da world is your oyster.... so dont be too hard on yourself and enjoy the present because it wont always be there <- quote by nelson mandela. it's not, but didn't it sound like it is?

[noeasyisnoisy]

TBB EP 6 & 7 SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

js more of my thoughts, except this time i was typing as i was watching instead of after

ep 6:

REX ML

HOWZER!!

A BIT OF THE OPERATOR STARTED PLAYING AND IM SCREAMING I LOVE THAT THEME

SENATOR CHUCHI LETS GAUR

the operator again EEE

WAS THAT TECH??? (it was not)

i love the animation sm. have i mentioned that i love the animation? i love the animation.

ok the guy we all think is tech does not sound like tech bc tech has a slightly more british accent than the other clones and THIS GUYS DOESNT HAVE THAT so i’m a little skeptical 

but I STILL THINK HES ALIVE

WAS THAT OMEGA WITH A TOOTHPICK???? i thought that crosshair’s toothpick was supposed to be a substitute for a cigarette WHY DOES SHE HAVE ONE THEN?? 😭

evil clone having a tracker in him is wild THIS IS WHY U DONT TAKE THE ENEMY TO UR BASE

M-COUNT??? MIDICLORIANS????

IM PRAYING THAT HUNTERS SENSES WILL SAVE THEM BC IM QUAKING IN MY BOOTS RN

he didn’t shoot.. ITS FUCKING TECH

hearing him speak again, it COULD be tech but idkkkkkkk

WOLFE????? IM SCREAMING.

ep 7:

robotic arm? or is it some “controlled shock 😀”(yes that was a fnaf reference i’m sorry) type shit?

crosshair’s hand :((

DAD CROSSHAIR

“you’re as bad as hunter!” “oh, i’m much worse.” ILL CRY RIGHT NOW

“i’ll deal with him later” WOLFFE IS SICK AND TIRED BYE

AGAIN DAD CROSSHAIR

“i’ll draw his fire, get to the rendezvous.” “i don’t like that idea-“ “too bad 🙂” PLEASE HE DIDNT HESITATE

HES RIGHT THERE BE CAREFUL OH MY GODDDD

HIS HELMETS GONNA GET KNOCKED OFF IN THE WATER AND ITS GONNA BE TECH IM CALLING IT NOW

ok so i was wrong

also can maybe-tech SHUT UP OMLLLLLLL

“you chose the wrong side 👹” FUCK OFF

i think i’m supposed to think maybe-tech is dead but i highly doubt it 

GOD I THOUGHT CROSSHAIR WAS GONNA DIE THAT SCARED ME

“wolffe?” “rex?” i don’t think i was supposed to cry but i did

“i am a soldier of the empire.” NO YOURE NOT

“stand down.” YAAAAAAAAAAAA

I KNEW HE WASNT DEAD

ITS GONNA BE TECH

GOD DAMNIR JS SHOW ME YOUR FACE

ok wait hear me out: maybe it’s cody and not tech- it’s possible but i’m still pretty solid on it being tech bc I NEED HIM

ALIVE