#dont you love lying to babies with the most whack logic you can think of?

[sketchehm]

thinking abt the dedsafio lore between peele and sapnap and how he ended up killing shadounes cat and how that would go in the baby au?

in my head shadoune just comes to the base one day with some cats and babynap, who’s never seen cats before, is like what are these strange creatures????? can’t be bad ones bc shadouni brought them home?????? but then he sees shadoune feed them and cuddle them and give them pets and he’s like ???????? that’s MY shadouni!!!!! his beef with the furballs almost rivals spreens beef with babynap

obviously he doesn’t end up killing them but he does end up leaving them outside the base and the kittens end up wandering off. peele ends up finding them and is NOT happy! cats are friends sapnap!!!!!

poor baby doesn’t understand why no one’s taking his side!!!!!!!! the cats r stealing shadoune from him!!!!!!!! maybe this is during the early days when he was very clingy w shadoune and less familiar with the others so he’s very much like i am NOT letting anyone take this away from me not even these cats

shadoune ends up having a talk w him bc babynap is crashing out and has a whole tantrum abt it…he’s like sapnap these r my pets u cant just kick them out n babynap, who doesn’t understand the concept of pets, is like no but u adopted ME first i was ur FIRST pet and well word went round and soon all of team mafia were teasingly calling him their pet that they adopted just like they did at the beginning of dedsafio😭😭😭

anyways the kitties end up growing on him and he names them milo and naomi naturally!!!!

THIS IS SO CUTE 🥺🥺🥺😭 The connection to Milo and Naomi!!!

I know a lot of kids when introduced to a pet for the first time you gotta teach them to pet it and not like....grab it(if that makes sense). When Shadoune is first showing him the cats I assume Sapnap is initially curious cause like....wtf is a cat and he grabs it only for it to hiss at him, maybe claw at him, and Shadoune scolds him a little telling him, no! dont do that! Which is like >:0 Shadoune didn't even check his scratch and it really hurt!!! Shadoune is more worried about the cats than Sapnap >:0!! Unacceptable!!!

I am constantly stressed by my toddler cousins chasing my dog around cause I know it stresses him out too TwT So I can only imagine the cats running away from Baby Sapnap too as he's trying to chase them away pfft

I can imagine this might be the first time Shadoune is genuinely upset with Sapnap cause this is actually causing harm to another creature, before it was just Sapnap annoying the guys at the worst or getting himself hurt by accident....And Baby Sapnap just starts crying when he realizes Shadoune is mad at him, pretty evident this is different than his usual crocodile tears :'(

Now shadoune has a hyperventilating crying baby and he's panicking because he's never seen the baby so upset before D: The rest of the guys are all just.... awkward....what do you do with this crying child now????

Shadoune hugging the baby saying it's okay...asking him why he's crying???

"No me gusta, no me gusta!!!"

"What don't you like Sapni? You have to be nice to the cats, to the gatitos, they’re my pets :/...."

"NOOOO!!! Me first! Yo primero!!! I'm pet first!!" And he's just crying and whining and half the other guys just start fucking /laughing/ when they hear that. Shadoune is slapping his own forehead realizing what's wrong now oh my godddd

The other guys teasing shadoune, basically agreeing with sapnap like "ahh shadoune, you're so mean to your first pet!! Leaving him behind how dare you :/" And baby sapnap is like, yea >:'(!!! He so mean to me!!! Shadoune giving the guys the dirtiest glare, they're Not helping....

Shadoune is just like "Sapni no, you're not my pet...." which only leads to a louder screaming Sapni, absolutely DISTRAUGHT, Shadoune doesnt even WANT him anymore.

The other guys are just pleading in spanish saying please just call him your pet and get him to stop crying PLEASE OUR EARS

"Ya ya Sapni, eres mi mascota, my favorite pet okay? I want you forever ok??"

"🥺 really?"

And Shadoune internally is just wondering how is he gonna fix this later oh my god. How is he gonna explain to this 5 year old that he isn't a pet, like it can't get worse than this.....

"You throw away gatitos then?"

Shadoune with the biggest sigh and trying to come up with some baby logic that would appease Sapnap and letting him keep the cats in peace....

"No Sapni. The gatitos stay...BUT you are the oldest yea? So that means you're the older brother and you need to take care of the baby gatitos? Cause your so big and brave!"

":0!!!"

Shadoune can surely fix this when Sapnap gets older......