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I felt like some Pesto brothers content was needed. I’m pleased with how this one turned out.
#bob’s burgers#jimmy pesto jr#andy pesto#ollie pesto#andy and ollie#yall should com me lol I have another in the works right now but I’ve been on a drawing kick#my art#JJ’s face is so dumb here lol I love it
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"Would anyone want to read --" Listen, imma stop you right there. Yes. YES, someone would want to read that. You write that weird little fucked up story. Or that domestic little slice of life story. That drabble or that 300k monster.
I promise someone wants to read it.
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I have a really goofy Pesto brothers artwork that I’m hoping to finish tonight and post soon because it’s just so funny to me lol
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My new shirt finally came!!
#I got my fiancée one in gray for Christmas#it’s a little more snug than I expected but I like it#the great north
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not to be anti-religious but i do wonder if teaching children that they are innately flawed and sinful is, perhaps, not a healthy worldvi
#yes to all of this#I have mixed aka negative feelings about forcing religion on kids#especially super conservative beliefs
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reasons to love harrison ford
1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective
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good (late) morning to everyone except the karen holding up the line at the ups store this morning!!!
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Twenty-First Day of Gift-Giving
Twenty-One I Love Yous
"I love you more each day."
"We fit perfectly together."
"I think I have always loved you."
"There is nothing I would change about you."
"I really love this about you."
"Every day with you is a dream."
"I don’t think I could stop loving you."
"You are perfect in my eyes."
"I simply adore you."
"I feel whole when I’m with you."
"My heart dances every time I look at you."
"I miss you every day you are not here."
"Everything I do is for you."
"You are my whole world."
"My heart wants to be with you."
"You truly are perfect just the way you are."
"My life is complete with you by my side."
"I am obsessed with you. Not in a creepy way."
"I don’t ever get enough of you."
"I wouldn’t want to go one day without you."
"Can you feel how well we work together?"
24 Days of Gift-Giving
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if anyone would like to commission me please do lol
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Christmas Logandy commission for @theangrypomeranian! This was such a silly, fun thing to draw and I’m so curious about these two now. ❤️💚
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the WillJ oneshot idea I have is SO TEMPTING but I literally only have one more scene to write for the ST update and I’m trying to not let myself write anything else until that’s done, but my brain cells aren’t focusing at the moment (the moment has been a month, oops)
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i would be unstoppable if i could start a conversation
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Christmas Logandy commission for @theangrypomeranian! This was such a silly, fun thing to draw and I’m so curious about these two now. ❤️💚
#I feel like my art has improved#bob’s burgers#logan bush#mandy bob’s burgers#mandy stieblitz#I don’t know if that’s really her last name BUT it is until the show corrects me!!!#my art#comm me please I’m broke
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tomorrow is a teacher work day (trainings for teachers, no students present) and the urge to take a sick day is so strong lol
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I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"
TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE
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