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not me actually writing for another fandom for the first time in months

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Hey, here’s a concept. What if we stopped saying “but autistic people CAN do all those things” (erasing high support needs) and instead started saying “not being able to do those things doesn’t impact someone’s value as a person nor does it make it okay to commit eugenics”.

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Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later

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Jimmy “not helping the situation” Jr.

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My worst trait is if you tell me you're going to use the bathroom I physically cannot restrain myself from saying either "Have fun" or "Don't fall in"

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I have so many hot takes about education and really want to start a TikTok but our superintendent would fire me so fast 😭

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I'm really curious about this!! in aotearoa, every classroom I was in growing up had posters up on how to respond to an earthquake. "drop, cover, hold" was drilled into me from a very young age. I experienced a few growing up, but they were mild because I don't live in areas where they are more extreme. One of our major cities, christchurch/ōtautahi, gets hit by earthquakes very frequently. if you look at a global seismic hazard map, aotearoa is fully lit up in the colour indicating high hazard chance. wild!!!

for reference, in the UK (similar size country) there are around 20-30 noticeable earthquakes per year. in aotearoa, that number is around 100-250!

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i'm curious pls rb

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my face is so damn broken out 😭😭😭

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NOT TGN MAKING A SKIPIDI TOILET REFERENCE 😭

listen I hear the word skipidi 2046395959 times a day 😭😭😭

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lmao a parent emailed me going off because I confiscated and didn’t return her kid’s Red Bull that IS BANNED (confiscating and not returning is literally district policy) 💀 joke’s on her because I don’t answer parent emails once I go home for the day 🤷‍♀️😂😂😂 like ma’am I don’t CARE who paid for the drink when they’ve been banned for at least two years lol

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nothing drops faster than my effort level for the remainder of the school year after they announce teacher of the year lol

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if you ever want to toughen yourself up, teach middle schoolers a subject at least 75 percent of them hate

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school: teachers, use laptops less and go back to paper!

school: but we won’t give you a case of paper until like January

school: and at any given time there’s only one working copier and even that one will make you want to yank your hair out

school: but more paper work!! :)

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I think they finally caught the guy

What a DAY

apparently there’s an armed suspect fleeing on foot in my neck of the woods 💀

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this is actually getting a little scary now 🙃

apparently there’s an armed suspect fleeing on foot in my neck of the woods 💀

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actually I fucking hate this redneck town where literally everyone has a gun

apparently there’s an armed suspect fleeing on foot in my neck of the woods 💀